shopping center funnies

[Uncle Mick]

Well at times damm funny things happen in shopping centers so I thought we should start a forum about the funnest things u seen or heard about...

Seem I started this forum I'll start

Mate was in a shopping center and watch this female shop lifting, so he followed her out and when she was about to get into her car he grabbed her on shoulder and asked her to follow him inside ...
She started crying and said "Please let me go" and gave him the stuff she had stolen... he told her she should go and if he saw her again he would make sure she got charged....

He toke the stuff home and gave it to his g/f ( Brownie Points :boink: )

[Twe12ve]

i saw a Mother Boong giving a tennis ball to its Baby Boong child to eat at Red Dot...

but then again my local is Belmont Forum...so ive seen lots of things...

[Pete]

Midland gate. just stand in one spot for 5 minutes and watch the parade of freaks

[Twe12ve]

Belmont Forum - Teenagers with Prams. Red dot is where its at..the best events always happen at a Red Dot store

[MMM]

Mirrabooka - Saw some coon pass out on the commonwealth atm machine security came and dragged him off hahahaha

[Nickevox]

at leavers, we threw fart bombs in drive thru KFC, then 2mins later we saw a coon steal someones hand bag, cops followed us and KFC people told them what we didnt cops didnt beleive them haha

[Uncle Mick]

Run forest, run

[Twe12ve]

wtf is a fart bomb?

[adrenalin]

Working at morley i have seen heaps of dodgey ****.

- 2 guys fighting with 1 guy picking up a chair from food court and smashing it on someones head.

- A girl grabbing another girls head and ramming it into the sanity security screen

[DanWA]

2 girls fighting and titties come flying out at garden city a while back... LNYMRKO may remember

[Brockas]

Run forest, run
LOL

That was gold.

I would have paid bulk money to see Damo catch that loser and tackle him.

How lazy were the cops, wouldn't get out of the car to chase him.

[[2_FLY]]

My old man at the 24 hour coles in karratha chasing my sister with a water hos in fruit and veg section one night. Sister grabs squirter with 30ft hose and chases my dad. After about 5 steps takes a digger into a display cabinets screaming in pain. His calf muscle parted company with his leg just behind his knee. Had to rush him to hospital, any chance of lawsuit was ruined by my mum telling store manager he was ****ing around with water hoses in fruit n veg. Was back at work 5 months later

[Mz Hollz]

hahahaha

[woof]

Well at times damm funny things happen in shopping centers so I thought we should start a forum about the funnest things u seen or heard about...

Seem I started this forum I'll start

Mate was in a shopping center and watch this female shop lifting, so he followed her out and when she was about to get into her car he grabbed her on shoulder and asked her to follow him inside ...
She started crying and said "Please let me go" and gave him the stuff she had stolen... he told her she should go and if he saw her again he would make sure she got charged....

He toke the stuff home and gave it to his g/f ( Brownie Points :boink: )

Your mate is a thief too..! :asshole:

[RICEY]

Run forest, run

hahaha

[RICEY]

Shopping with junior in tow, pass a large woman in a circus tent and junior says quite loudly "dad whys that lady so fat?" I reply "its not nice to say things like that" he replies "but shes really fat Dad Im not lying !!"

hahahaha

[ReaperSS]

I dropped a stink bomb (capsule type) in the lift at galleria morley at i exited a ladie with baby in pram walked in. We watched from upstairs myers and mum thought baby shat itself and proceeded to check babys nappy hahahaha

[coFF33]

at mirrabooka shopping centre once , when i first got my licence and wanted to pick up a pack of smokes , i dropped in there (very worried at the time coz of mirrabooka rep) and as i got outta my car , there is this fountain thing , and there was a whole family of boongs bathing in it , like 5 kids all naked washing them selves, and the mother and dad helping ...

i was like OMFGROFLWTFBBQ ?

[datsqik]

I was walking into Mandurah forum a couple of weeks ago and a security gaurd is evicting a couple of young indigenous males when one of them starts to play up by resisting to go any further than the car park.The security gaurd pulls his phone out and attempts to call for assistance when one of the kids smashes the phone from his hand and starts pushing him around.I stop to make sure things dont get out of hand and he turns to me and says what the fxxx are you looking at you white cxxx.So i walk towards him and say anything i want now do what he says and get off the property.He then takes a swing at me so i grab his arm and apply an arm lock.I then make him lay on the ground and stand back up about 5 times for a bit of amusment.I then frog marched him thru the car park to the road and tell them to just keep walking when i let him go or i'll break his arm next time.He gets about halfway across the road then starts yelling and carrying on about how hes gunna kill me etc so some bikie looking dude and myself start to chase them when one of the trips over the medium strip and goes face first into the road then gets up and almost gets cleaned up by a car.A fair crowd had gathered by this stage and every one just cheered and paid out on them as they ran off. Was funny at the time anyway.

[coFF33]

hells yer ! hahahaha nice datsqik

[[2_FLY]]

HAHHA Datsqik for prime minister!

[Nemi]

GO SON GO !!!

[Yipes]

Was funny at the time anyway.

and still funny now! hahahah

[Fryman]

hahahaaa!!

you could start a whole thread of stories based from mandoorah forum

[McKVNT]

nice one dude! hahaha

[ben351]

i like simple things like old ladies falling over and small children gettin belted by there parents when they act up haha thats the best ... yeah hitting small kids :P

[DanWA]

thats gold datsquik, you shoulda got a couple swifty's in tho hahaha

[Yipes]

Local shops near my work, in the food court, someone dropped a pie off their plate, Complete mayhem, involved the not so quick witted security staff, to guard the pie. Anyone would have thought it was a terrorist attack. Bloody dim witted idiots

[Kel]

Run, forest, run was a classic...

Two kids fighting in the shop. One in a trolley and the other outside. The older kid lost the plot and smashed the trolley over and the kid in it went flying into a bench in Belmont.

Old lady walking along with a trolley and smashed into shelving and it all fell over, glass and stuff all smashed and the lady just stood there, I don't think she even realised what she had done. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or help out cos I felt sorry for the old lady and the store manager...poor thing.

A sad moment where 2 indigenous women were asking people for money. When they couldn't get any from people they saw this old man in a wheel chair and one stood behind and the other stood infront of him and started asking him. I pointed it out to Ant and he watched for a second to make sure the indigenopus women didn't hurt the old guy for money....

I'm walking thro the car park on my way home and 2 indigenous women approach me and ask for money. I refused to give it after a brief converstaion about how I was running late and could they please leave me alone, one resorted to a common Belmont Indigenous people approach and said to her friend, "we should just smash her and steal her bag then", I was like wtf I'm getting out of here. I pretend my phone was ringing and called Ant saying like I'm 10 minutes from home and I might be late cos I'm being harassed...As soon as you get on the phone they piss off thinking you'r calling the cops I reckon. Now security (my buddies) walk me to the traffic lights if I ask them... so funny! Not been bothered since.

[LNYMRKO]

Haha yer Dan, I remember that.

While we're on the case of shopping centres, 34_Vspec_II seems to have a wild case of Terrets (however the fcuk its spelt) syndrome whenever he goes to Garden City!

I have a few videos on my phone from when we've superglued $2 coins to the floors in shopping centres, and then sit back and watch people try their hardest to pick them up. Anyone have computer cable for D500? :lol:

[RICEY]

tourettes syndrome Lenny F.UCK S.HIT N.IGGER C.UNT

[Twe12ve]

ive seen a gay boong make out with a gay boong at the forum

[sileighty]

Seen cuunts walk into glass windows at a shop, when they thought there was nothin there

[nihilism]

Local shops near my work, in the food court, someone dropped a pie off their plate, Complete mayhem, involved the not so quick witted security staff, to guard the pie. Anyone would have thought it was a terrorist attack. Bloody dim witted idiots

heh.. security gaurd instinct or something? Don't know what to do so they gaurd it? :p

[coFF33]

ive seen a gay boong make out with a gay boong at the forum

hahahahahhaha1!!!!!!!!

funnyest **** ive heard this year ! :cuddle: :cuddle: :cuddle: :cuddle:

[ek1civic]

i fell up the stairs in carosel once :) lol was really embarrasing at the time

[Slip_]

thursday night at garbo always provides laughs... same old...

seeing how closely fashion victims can match themselves too everyone else, its like a sea of fu(kheads...

or the underage wigger reaction to "come have a chat outside" when they try to bring thier eminem mindset to the realworld.

[mark089]

went to the gallaria to that arcade place near food court (not sure if its still there) anyway won hell tokens and exhanged for a ****load of bouncy balls and kept ditching them off the second story to the first

[deeman111]

when i used to work in coles. walking from the storeroom to the shop floor there are big plastic doors that have some ****ty plastic windows in them. I push my heavily loaded trolly though the door and hear a loud thud. when the door swings open i see a kid all of about 3 or 4 skidding across the floor and bursting into tears.
I started to feel bad and then the kids mum grabs him, yanks him onto his feet and gives him a clip round the ear for being in my way.

Fckin funny at the time
-James

[chrged]

i use to work at woolworths in Dianella...

had to do a front display of like 2L bottles of coke, i was cutting through the box but wasn't really thinking at the time, sliced open a bottle about half way down, bottle practically exploded over me and 5 customers standing behind me :lol:

lots of old people stack it...

playing cricket inside woolworths after hours with a tennis ball and a packet of those sakata crackers

[RICEY]

every now and then when in a target or kmart i like to grab a footy or a soccer ball and boot it as hard as possible to the other side of the store lol Very immature of me but funny as f.uck hahahha

[ben351]

i was in works auto the other day ...

[coFF33]

i was in works auto the other day ...

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[Lyoness]

ive seen a gay boong make out with a gay boong at the forum


hahahahaha yet ewww at the same time!

Were they dressed all girly too?

[TJ]

Kid pissed his pants in aisle of woolies once, starts crying , then sits in the piss till mum comes to grab him

Unfortunately she is of Middle Eastern origin, and does the full im going to blow you up loop out on the kid, screaming so loud, shop full of people, kid in tears

so so so funny.

[HotAe92]

Kid pissed his pants in aisle of woolies once, starts crying , then sits in the piss till mum comes to grab him

Unfortunately she is of Middle Eastern origin, and does the full im going to blow you up loop out on the kid, screaming so loud, shop full of people, kid in tears

so so so funny.
i nearly pissed myself reading that. lol

[RICEY]

and they wonder why these kids grow up to be kunts

[McKVNT]

Hahaha kickin the footy across the store gold

[Jaided]

NOt a shopping centre as such... but the **** i saw when I was working at Bp.. my god

- people walking into the glass walls coz they couldnt see where the doors were
- ppl accusing me of being a conspiracy theorist coz of asking for initials when someone was getting cash out
- kids pissing them selves and then getting in trouble
- guy getting kicked in the head by another guy wearing steel cap boots (game over for him)
- people heating up those microwave burgers n stuff and then smashing them on someone elses heads
- people playing footy with packets of chips over 5 aisles.
- some guy pulling pants down and putting his package on the counter to prove to me that he was 'shaved' 'down there' (never laughed so hard in my life hahah)
- lesbians and homosexuals and cross dressers and all sorts of weirdos galore
- guys doing nudie runs through scarbs
-got a phone call one morning from some lady asking me if she had seen a nakid man running anywhere. when i asked her why she said that he was the buck on a bucks night from the night before... the rest of the boys had gotten trashed. stolen his clothes and dumped him somewhere and they had no idea where. haha
-and theres always the million abadigenous stories.. lol

ahh the stories could go for years.. lol gotta love servos.

[TJ]

I have a few videos on my phone from when we've superglued $2 coins to the floors in shopping centres, and then sit back and watch people try their hardest to pick them up. Anyone have computer cable for D500? :lol:


I do , game on !

[DanWA]

oh bucks tricks are gold hahaha