valentines day

[TJ]

happy valentines day to all the people out there ... not male in my case unfortunately

hope you all have a good day, dont waste all your money on **** useless gifts. i was lucky enough to get a popped 1j, i feel so loved!

to the ladies* reading this much love








*this only counts if your hot and i like you ie not lilmizgravy


because im too broke to buy a card, heres one i prepared earlier

http://i1.tinypic.com/np14b5.jpg

[Slip_]

awww aint that cute...

a little history on valentines day...

Click's yo (http://www.fatemag.com/2006_02article2.html)

[Nemi]

lol I feel your plain tj I had to transport ****ing flowers in an evo today and well apparently flowers don't like turning without breaking. Too bad so sad maybe next year I'll give someone flowers.

[Yipes]

TJ, that is beautiful

*wipes tear from eye

[180 sx]

yipes you havent got much hair on your leg in the picture.

[Yipes]

Are u saying u love me? Thanks Happy V day to u too.

[LNYMRKO]

LOL tj, nice work.

Fcuk valentines day.

[Slip_]

180 sx = too smooth, i wonder... could anyone else's moves be any smoother?

[Brockas]

Brockas is my new BESTIE
Say no more.

Call you later.

[nice j]

horny bastard
:D

[BOUZ]

I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FOR VALENTINES DAY TEEJ, AND YOU AINT GETTIN IT!!!!!

MUCH LOVE

[McKVNT]

Ahahaha nice one TJ..

Merry valentines day!!

[adrenalin]

lol tj

merry valentines day pplz

Waste of god dam time and money :|

[Mz Hollz]

tj i feel so loved, im going to print that picture off and put it on my wall. Its so pretty

[4_Aces]

aww cute.. lol happy v day!

[ReaperSS]

V- DAY ....Us men buy flowers/ prezzys to keep em happy and for us to get our balls relieved.

Stupid day if you ask me!

There shouldnt be a 1 day a year where you be your nicest to the one you love. It should be random ,certin days of the week bring a gift home out of the blue etc.

[ReaperSS]

Noice work TJ!!!!!!!

[ben351]

LOL @
p.s die i a fire hahahahahahahahahah

little advice .... NEVER BELIEVE A WOMAN WHEN SHE SAYS YOU DONT HAVE TO GET HER ANYTHING ... THERE FUKCING TALKING SH1T !!!!!!!!!!!

p.s has anyone got a couch i can crash on for a few days :(

[4_Aces]

ROFL....happy single awareness day...

[Mz Hollz]

ben, of course we say that! some mean it, some dont.. dont take the risk

i take it you were a bad boy?

[ben351]

yes :( i got in trouble ... spose i should have got her something on the weekend when i told her i was suit shoppin for the wedding but i was playing golf hahah

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c215/ben351/vday.jpg

here is me in 1 weeks time :(

[McKVNT]

Hahaha whats the green and blue stuff??

[ReaperSS]

ROFL....happy single awareness day...

Hahaha single and lovin it . Fuk relationships these days

[Brockas]

Go the single life.

I have to buy.... fuck all.

[ben351]

Hahaha whats the green and blue stuff??

vomit from the over dose on sleeping pills haha

[4GTEIT]

hmmm sex is looking pretty good tonight :) " im your present.. what time u wanna unwrap me"

[TJ]

i just got this as an email...




uys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to
display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts,
flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every
Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that
will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any
other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't
enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it
right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat
and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's
no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit
it.


Which is why a new holiday has been created. "March 20th" is now officially
Steak and BJ Day. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has
been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you
love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of
the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this
twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of
love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
memorable 'March 20th'. Its like a perpetual love machine!


The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs
a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring
love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, Steak and BJs.



:D

[McKVNT]

Hahahah nice ben.. looked like you had eaten an eagles scarf or something with the yellow and blue... :P

[WRCjosh]

im gonna goto the cott tonight, get maggit and smut some random girl(s). stick that in your valentines day pipes n smoke it!

[big o]

you all love the wang

[Yipes]

I'm in bed already :) Keen on V Day loving? No I ****ed up me back :( I guess its better than spending the day at work. Send all gifts to my house please.

[TJ]

you all love the wang


come over baby :boink:

[Jaided]

boys.. a bunch of flowers is a small price to pay for sex on demand.... lol

DONT BE STINGY !!!!!

[TJ]

http://www.cruisingbrisbane.com/forum/uploads/post-897-1138100672.jpg

[4GTEIT]

boys.. a bunch of flowers is a small price to pay for sex on demand.... lol

DONT BE STINGY !!!!!

im takn the gal out to C restraunt.. is that stingy.. i hope not :P

[1JZNOSHIT]

I wonder what marbles bought for his Valentine?!

[ben351]

bottle of detol and some steel wool to help rub away the std's

[1JZNOSHIT]

stick that in your valentines day pipes n smoke it!

You probably will!

[Joe]

']I wonder what marbles bought for his Valentine?!

Bottle of gin and a bus ticket

[Jaided]

im takn the gal out to C restraunt.. is that stingy.. i hope not :P


gets my approval. hahaha nice one :boink:

[TJ]

Tara what time are you picking me up tonight?

[MISS E]

']I wonder what marbles bought for his Valentine?!


a nice warm glass of fvk all!

[ben351]

hahahahaha
im sure he will take you out to a romantic dinner ...
i hope 2 minute noodles arent on the menu :)

[MISS E]

im sure he wont

[ben351]

he might surprise you with anice home cooked meal ....
leg ham ?
cankle soup ?
:)

[MISS E]

funny stuff

[ben351]

i was being serious
there very sought after food in some countries

[TJ]

For those writing a last minute card, heres some sweet poems to insert




Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell

[ben351]

heres one for you internet car whores ....

i want our love to grow and thrive
but first i must ask, what do you drive ?
you loving caring kind and sweet
can i be your trophy for your passenger seat?
rumours will spread like a swarm of bee's
of how i contracted so many std's
we will go on cruises and ill look after the maps
i will wear shorts so tight you can make out my flaps

but somethings not right please tell me its a joke
when from under your bonnet came a cloud of smoke
so strange are these feelings for you that just stopped
after i just found out that your 1j is popped

Love you big fella :p

[TJ]

your ****ed ****

that is all.




:D

[RICEY]

Roses are red
violets are blue
this bit wont rhyme
cos I hate your fvcken guts

[Jaided]

touching ricey.. very touching


ps. i think flowers are nice ! and im glad to see that chivalry isnt completely dead in perth hahah :boink:

[ben351]

dude this year alone i is spent like 150 bucks on flowers ...
WHATS THE POINT THEY JUST DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its retarded ... chicks are retarded !!!
why cant you just appriciate a nice hug and a kiss .... then suck our penises

[4GTEIT]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
i have STD's'
Now you do too.


ROSES ARE RED
BULLETS ARE LEAD
TAKE ME BACK NOW
OR GETA SHOT TO THE HEAD!

[Brockas]

touching ricey.. very touching


ps. i think flowers are nice ! and im glad to see that chivalry isnt completely dead in perth hahah :boink:
So what did Harry Connik Jnr get you?

[ReaperSS]

If you be nice as ,they will leave you for a rougher meaner dude.
if you are rough and mean they will leave ya for a nice pretty boy.

If you are both nice with a rough edge then they will tell ya that they need time apart to become independent/find themselves what ever haha

cant win i say! (just me opinion) ;)

[4GTEIT]

amen to that brutha

[phee]

ahuh

buy your girl a gift to make her feel appreciated...

it isn't that hard

[TJ]

Ninja lives in lockeridge anything he buys would be stolen anyhow!

:D

[Twe12ve]

LOL @ Harry Connic Jr.

[adrenalin]

']Ninja lives in lockeridge anything he buys would be stolen anyhow!

:D
haha gold !

jewellery + dinner cant go wrong

[4GTEIT]

ahuh

buy your girl a gift to make her feel appreciated...

it isn't that hard


completely correct..& nothing with that at all! but there is a few girls out there that show no appreciation at all and just take things for granted..

I would love to female for a day so I can see how there complicated
little minds work.. and perhaps to play with myself for a few hours :flipa:

[Jaided]

So what did Harry Connik Jnr get you?


get with the times brockas... hes long gone !!

[Nemi]

can someone post some nice Vday stuff in here fuk you lot are jaided.

[4GTEIT]

Good Girls Swallow on Valentines Day.....

[ReaperSS]

']Ninja lives in lockeridge anything he buys would be stolen anyhow!

:D


Hahaha yeah no point buyin the miss's a killa ring etc once the marbo's spot bling, house will be done over the next day ;)

[ReaperSS]

Good Girls Swallow on Valentines Day.....


She just did ;)

Every last drop :lol:

[Nemi]

is she off to levins place now for the free feed at C ?

[4GTEIT]

ROFL!!!!!! :op: :lol: :boink: :cuddle: wondering what that slimy after taste was

[Milhouse]

inside of tara's valentines day card

roses are red
violets are blue
im a schizophrenic
and so am i

[Nemi]

stop being sheep just coz 1 person is having a biff with tara doesn't make you all cool to jump in as well.

[Cake]

looper spec valentines day card
after a lethal cocktail of medication and spirits:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/349/vday14tt.jpg

[4GTEIT]

hehe i posted that a few thread up.... lol got that in email today!! BRILLIANT! she look slikea hell shazza

[Nemi]

Anyhow Happy Valentines Day to all, I wish you the best in the toils of love.

[McKVNT]

Well said dude :) you too

[4GTEIT]

Anyhow Happy Valentines Day to all, I wish you the best in the toils of love.

gota be the nicest thing u ever said.. well done do you feel happy ;)

[Yipes]

^

Ummm weren't u supposed to be at C Restaurant proving ur manliness to ur little woman?

Luck out??

[Brockas]

get with the times brockas... hes long gone !!
Sorry I forgot you change men more often than you shower...

[4GTEIT]

^

Ummm weren't u supposed to be at C Restaurant proving ur manliness to ur little woman?

Luck out??


yes & hada blast "wink wink'

[Yipes]

didnt last too long, u been in here all night posting
Blast sums it up hey?

LOL

[4_Aces]

im takn the gal out to C restraunt.. is that stingy.. i hope not :P


hahaha we went for drinks tonight there.... :P was pretty good....then went to beach for dinner... couldnt afford the meal at the C last time i heard they were charging 48.50 for sirloin steak that takes about 2hrs to cook....when u can get it for like 26.50 at any other restaurant. however that defeats the purpose of valentines day... Good on ya for taking her there. Hope she appreciated it!

[Nemi]

the last time I was at C the food was very average and the service was lowsy as well, it might have a nice view but thats all.

[4_Aces]

Yeah well thats why we only went there for drinks...get to enjoy the view...save a bit of money..n get quality food elsewere, its mostly high flyers or ppl out of wa who go there. But then again thought that counts.. :P

[Nemi]

Yeah nice plan I think I'll take note of it actually :)

[RICEY]

ahuh

buy your girl a gift to make her feel appreciated...

it isn't that hard

Last time I checked valentines day wasnt created for men to buy women gifts, it works both ways....

[4_Aces]

man i bought my man gifts..he got a silver chain n matching ID bracelet.. a couple of books he was wanting...card n some chocolates...n some cds. And oh yeah i filled his car full of petrol. I call that spoilt...well in my books that is.

[RICEY]

man i bought my man gifts..he got a silver chain n matching ID bracelet.. a couple of books he was wanting...card n some chocolates...n some cds. And oh yeah i filled his car full of petrol. I call that spoilt...well in my books that is.

very nice. Now dump him and go out with me hahaha

[Brockas]

Ricey's mowing service in full effect.

[4_Aces]

very nice. Now dump him and go out with me hahaha


LOL u hot? picsorban..

[CORDIAL]

the C last time i heard they were charging 48.50 for sirloin steak that takes about 2hrs to cook....

service couldn't have been that bad last nite considering 4GTEIT was able to take his girl there, have dinner, have a shag and come back here to start posting again all within about an hour haha! either that or someone is full of sh1t!

[4GTEIT]

Who says I was on my computer. the restraunt takes 1.5 hours to spin around hence thats how long we stayed... tere is work tomorrow.

[Yipes]

service couldn't have been that bad last nite considering 4GTEIT was able to take his girl there, have dinner, have a shag and come back here to start posting again all within about an hour haha! either that or someone is full of sh1t!
Thank god somone else noticed that too, here I am flaming and I got completely ignored.

4GETIT = the new noodles lol

[JME]

C Restaurant is great, food is fantastic, pricing is a little exorbitant but at the same time the quality is there, as is the atmosphere.......i.e. a 'fine dining' experience.

Hope you all had a great valentines day.....for those of you with popped 1j's and sticky fingers...........
http://www.kca.com.au/images/products/viva-packaging.jpg
are pretty absorbant for those lonely nights in!

[RICEY]

LOL u hot? picsorban..

Im average, but I earn 60k a year if that helps hahaha

[4_Aces]

i earn 75 plus bonuses...so hows that 60 going to help lol... PICSORBAN!

[TJ]

LOL

Ricey gets owned!

[TJ]

p.s im willing to send nudes in exchange for the lexus :)

[4_Aces]

its ok...ill pass! :P you can buy it off me in a year or so but? haha

[RICEY]

I work 4 day weeks with a total of 32 hours to earn my 60k, what do you work?

[RICEY]

Oh and not to forget 6 weeks annual leave and unlimited paid sick leave :D

[4_Aces]

man i work too many hours... 5 sometimes 6 days a week about 70- 80hrs. plus functions....got to work at rally australia but so there is perks plus travel melbourne sydney, brisvegas. But you win with hours... lol you a prostitute?

[ReaperSS]

i earn 75 plus bonuses...so hows that 60 going to help lol... PICSORBAN!

I earn 40ish but have a huge wang?????? :lol:

[ReaperSS]

I work 4 day weeks with a total of 32 hours to earn my 60k, what do you work?

Any jobs going at your work????

[4_Aces]

lol...dont want to work hard do ya ? :P

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Biggest **** talking thread ever.

[TJ]

yeah now turned gay.