funny club/pub stories?

[4GTEIT]

Whats some funny things you have seen/done at the club/pub. AND NOW PARTIES :)

Last sunday this guy was pounding this chick against the wall on the dance floor at the ruby room... tried to make it secret but one leg was popped lol

picked up these two really hot chicks Fri night at ruby and got some on the dance floor from em :p and did some dirty dancing and then there boyfriends walked over.... BIG Italian dudes im like **** **** BAIL!

saw this really old italian chick dancing on the floor like 70 yrs old and some big mutcho dude came up and started rubn up and down on her as a joke and rubn her up and down HAHAH WAS SOOO FUNNY

[ben351]

asked the bouncer on the door if he can hold something for a second then pulled out a frozen mullet from my pocket i had brought from the bait fridge at the petrol station earlier an put it in his hand then ran off hahah
then scattered a packet of frozen prawns on the dance floor an watch the chicks in high heels squish them.
took a shiit in a pint glass then put it back on the ledge for a glassy to pick up
spewed on dance floor then was dared ten bucks to lick some up ... so i did
spent half the night toasted each others glasses like smashin them together really hard and after a while there formed a massive puddle around us of alcohol and smashed pint glasses hahahah a mate walks over and another mate kicks a glass under his feet hahaha he fell over on his hole in the middle of the puddle hahahaha
fri night at queens had a packet of those little throwing pop pops haha kept throwing them over the rails at the ppl eating dinner below hahah was childish but funny
one night one of my mates was short on cash an when it came time for his round he went over and stole the glassies tray went around adn filled it up with half empty drinks then brought it over to the table and said "dont worry boys this ones on me" then proceeded to drinks the bottom out of every last fuking glass hahaha it was disgusting

[LILMSCRZY]

bwahahhahahhahahahah funni fkers

[4GTEIT]

ben you are sucha gross bastard hahahah i like ur style

[McKVNT]

hahaha the log in the pint glass hahahah classical gold

[shibby]

dancing with girl lost her balance when twisting, and landing flat on her back on the floor...

now that was funn, and the whole dancefloor just kinda stopped..

[McKVNT]

What about stuff that has happened at parties???

[4GTEIT]

yes... yes... please share!!

[4GTEIT]

well i went to a chicks party on the weekend and was so temped to slap everyone in the face wiht a dildo HAHAHA so much peer presure for it :P

[McKVNT]

ok then..

I went to this really **** party that some people my mates and I went to school with.. were a real bunch of tossers, had gone downhill heaps since school.... my mates dared me to take a **** in their air con on the roof... so yeh... someone thought they saw something on the roof at the time... so I had to jump off the roof out the front and re-enter the party after I was finished... soon left after that.. then a fight broke out...

[RICEY]

asked the bouncer on the door if he can hold something for a second then pulled out a frozen mullet from my pocket i had brought from the bait fridge at the petrol station earlier an put it in his hand then ran off hahah
then scattered a packet of frozen prawns on the dance floor an watch the chicks in high heels squish them.
took a shiit in a pint glass then put it back on the ledge for a glassy to pick up
spewed on dance floor then was dared ten bucks to lick some up ... so i did
spent half the night toasted each others glasses like smashin them together really hard and after a while there formed a massive puddle around us of alcohol and smashed pint glasses hahahah a mate walks over and another mate kicks a glass under his feet hahaha he fell over on his hole in the middle of the puddle hahahaha
fri night at queens had a packet of those little throwing pop pops haha kept throwing them over the rails at the ppl eating dinner below hahah was childish but funny
one night one of my mates was short on cash an when it came time for his round he went over and stole the glassies tray went around adn filled it up with half empty drinks then brought it over to the table and said "dont worry boys this ones on me" then proceeded to drinks the bottom out of every last fuking glass hahaha it was disgusting

Your parents must be glowing with pride...

[ReaperSS]

Bieng accused of dealing @ a club and beatn up in the toilets,was funny when they couldnt find anything on me :)

I dont deal but i did pop a pill an hour before. (not the way to enjoy a pill ;))

[McKVNT]

First time I had scotch got me farking T-rashed big time - went out with my mates, one of them knew this chick we went to school with pretty well, I was at the bar while he was off talking to her - these (hate to say it) lebo's came up to me and said "You tell your mate to stay away from her blah blah blah" I kept asking why and followed them for a bit(Didn't realise how bad a decision that was at the time).. they kept saying some crap to me but I was too far gone by then... next thing I remember was waking up in a bush on a roundabout in joondalup a bit worse for wear... :/ Don't know where my mates ended up - I ended up getting a kebab hahahaha


thankyou cosmos kebabs..

[McKVNT]

Double post

[mark089]

First time I had scotch got me farking T-rashed big time - went out with my mates, one of them knew this chick we went to school with pretty well, I was at the bar while he was off talking to her - these (hate to say it) lebo's came up to me and said "You tell your mate to stay away from her blah blah blah" I kept asking why and followed them for a bit(Didn't realise how bad a decision that was at the time).. they kept saying some crap to me but I was too far gone by then... next thing I remember was waking up in a bush on a roundabout in joondalup a bit worse for wear... :/ Don't know where my mates ended up - I ended up getting a kebab hahahaha


thankyou cosmos kebabs..

**** cosmos kebabs mate ate a kebab and yacked his hole up
kebabinacan is the ****

[Slip_]

watching a slimey little louthmouth cop a playa spec backhand in the crowd outside Hungry Jacks in freo after the metro's crowd spilled into the streets late one freo night...

big half malaysian dude with his GF, little louthmouth talking sh!t being a cheeky cnut...

loudmouth tries to front on the big guy, big guy points a finger and gives a stern warning, loudmouth being drunk keeps pushing his luck, keeps pushing... and out of nowhere... POW... meaty backhand with a slapping sound for confirmation...

this dude got skooled hard, the malay bloke even followed through on his jaw so his head like snap'd to one side before he clutched his cheek like a b!tch...

well tasteful beatdowns, soo much class, i was in awe of the Malay's flawless technique, very cool to watch...

one of many hilarious moments.

[4GTEIT]

AHHAH I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

[Brockas]

Last sunday this guy was pounding this chick against the wall on the dance floor at the ruby room... tried to make it secret but one leg was popped lol
Almost sounds like Leyden with a certain sister.

[McKVNT]

aahahaha

[mischief1]

at the rivervale for sunday sesh one night, fight starts, they try to end it by sending one group out the back door, and the other out the front. Both parties then commence fighting again out the front, fight spills onto Gt Eastern Hwy, stops traffic, one guy ends up going through a shop window on the opposite side, then the fight stops and everybody leaves...

then pigs come with nothing left to do.

[ben351]

one time we borrow a chicks digital camera at a party then went to the bathroom and stuck there tooth brushes in our arse and took photos hahaha

coated someones kitchen roof with ham, polony and cheese slices :p

when everyone had passed out me and a mate cooked up like 15 packets of 2 min noodles and filled up there sink with the then cracked a few eggs threw some cucumber and **** in there for garnish and left it for the monrning breakfast rush haha

some chicks invited us up to there hotel room so we went up and one of them acctualy allowed me to blow an egg up in the microwave which i thought was cool but my mate snuck into there bedroom and egged all the walls and put the shells in there luggage and then we turned both the aircons on freezing cold and threw the remotes off the balcony hahah it was in middle of winter hahaha

one party was across the road from a block of flats ... i went across the road nad collected all the mail fromt he letter boxes and we piled it up along with some leaves and dead bushes against the traffic lights up the road an set alight hahah flames were reaching the plastic covers on the lights ... fukcers called the fire brigade so we bailed

my mate had a few ppl over for drinks on his birthday an someone dares me to take a **** in there backyard so i did ... i had nothing to wipe with so i took one of his t--shirts off the line and used that ... then took it inside and folded it up and put it in his drawer ... whislt walkin inside i had stumbled onto my own **** so i whiped it on his brothers pillow and bed hahah i never liked him :p

one party we didnt like the people so we kicked every picket off there fence and put them on the backseat of a mates car hahah then went inside and 4 of us pissed on his bed and spread cornflakes through it ... when he passed out late we watched as everyone carried him into his room and put him to bed hahahahahahahahahaha

ahhh to be 19 again :)

[Mistikal]

at the rivervale for sunday sesh one night, fight starts, they try to end it by sending one group out the back door, and the other out the front. Both parties then commence fighting again out the front, fight spills onto Gt Eastern Hwy, stops traffic, one guy ends up going through a shop window on the opposite side, then the fight stops and everybody leaves...

then pigs come with nothing left to do.
I remember watching that from the front balcony :p

andy

[mischief1]

I remember watching that from the front balcony :p

andy

lol, thats where i was, till the bouncers closed it off, was it a while ago when it happened?

[doofus]

lol at the stories guys!
About 1 year ago, on new years. Was in paramount with some mates when this brawl erupted infront of me. During the brawl, a bouncer got involved and picked up this guy, then body slammed him.
30 or so minutes later, the missus and i leave the club only to over hear that certain bouncer talking to his mate about the fight. He seemed pretty happy about it, so i told him i had seen what he did. He turns to me and says with a smile, "yeah, it was ****ing wicked!". Think he wanted more of it lol.
That made my night :D

[ReaperSS]

Bout a year ago @ mustang bar had a group of irish dude crackin on to my ex ,i took it and took it till one pulled my ex into the group of them.
I then went over and fronted the main "loud mouth" and told him to go F$#K himself then his mate jumped in and said " leave my mate alone, he's irish" That pissed me off more. I then said " i dont care if is chinese tell your mate to back off!
My mates held me back and as i walked off i turned back and seen a dude with his arms round her and i pretended to walk past them then swung elbow into the dudes head knocking him out cold on the ground with all the spilt drinks and broken glass.
Turns out it was a mate of hers she used to work with that just happend to walk up and give her a hug at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Injurys to him were 5 stitches to the cheek
8 stitches to the elbow and hand from landing on floor with broken glass

i won a accasional body harm charge that night and community service

I had some explaining to do the next day. ( he is a nice bloke aswell)

[RICEY]

haha takes a lot of skill to hit someone when they arent expecting it hahaha

bet u felt bad afterwards, shoulda made up for it by smashing the wee irish lads hahaha

[ReaperSS]

haha takes a lot of skill to hit someone when they arent expecting it hahaha

bet u felt bad afterwards, shoulda made up for it by smashing the wee irish lads hahaha


Haha i chose the "stealth attack meathod" as he was bigger :lol:

Would of love to punch on with them irish dudes except i got dragged out to the front where i was kept till police arrived :lol:

[RICEY]

Did the cops do you for anyhting?

[Mistikal]

lol, thats where i was, till the bouncers closed it off, was it a while ago when it happened?
Most certainly was.

About a year ago, me and a group of mates were at Sluggers on a Thursday night, and one of my mates, personal trainer - big, bulky bastard, 90kg w/ 10% body fat - was just standing, talking to another friend of his. All of a sudden he gets knocked from behind, and went flying into a table, and the guy that hit him came up and started laying into him. He gets up, and belts the absolute f$#k outta the guy who hit him, then took on about 5 other guys. Bouncers just stood there and did nothing. The next week, we were all denied entry, but so were the people that had originally attacked my mate. Next thing ya know, brawl out the front, police everywhere - no charges laid.

andy

[ReaperSS]

Did the cops do you for anyhting?

Yep, 50 hours community service (salvation army morley) mowing lawns etc
court costs and assault charge.

learnt a valuable lesson...... Think before doing something stupid like that

[mischief1]

lol, thursday night sluggers, good times...

[McKVNT]

ahhh to be 19 again :)

I'm there buddy :)