The Best Surprise..

[Twe12ve]

You know what the best surprise is?

I was just in amsterdam on a 4 hour stopover on my way to Cardiff. it was probably the best stopover ive ever had but thats a different story.

Anyways, get on the plane to Cardiff (1 hour 15mins) and arrive.

check into our hotel. still absolutely ripped off my head. Walk outside for a look around and this girl stops me and says

"Hey, do you know what time the prodigy gig starts tonight?"

It takes me a while to process after getting a little excited i asked her "prodigy, as in the band prodigy??????" (im a big fan since 1994).

She says yes

i ask where are they playing?????

she tells me "That big building across the road!" (Nightclub called CIA)

i almost blew a load - i raced over there and got 2 tix 5 mins before the show sold out.

So yeah, in one day i had a massive time in Amsterdam (it was a LOT of fun) and then stumbled off the plane.......straight into a Prodigy gig.

sick. PS: Wales is sick

[[RX2]]

oohhh you BASTARD !!

[E28drifta]

i.
hate.
you.
so.
much.
right.
now...

[Twe12ve]

oh man it was one of those moments when you were glad to be alive...

cones, blowjobs and prodigy all on the same day. fukn awesome.

and work paid for everything (incl. the blowjob) :P

work trips rock. :D

[lysdexia]

pingpingpingping

[TJ]

sometimes you gotta have one of those good days...

make sure you appreciate it!

[adrenalin]

and then you woke up ... ? :P

[Hardone]

worked paid for it huh?
what do they invoice a blowjob as?
my auditor would never approve such a thing...

[Milhouse]

hahahah sounds like you've had an awesome trip, being welsh myself.

i can vouch for wales being awesome :D

better than serbia !

[ReaperSS]

lucky basterd! and Mmmmm oh how nice the drugs over there are!

[vy ss ute m6]

worked paid for it huh?
what do they invoice a blowjob as?
my auditor would never approve such a thing...
wednesday lunch special :cocksuck:

[Slip_]

lucky bastard, would love to get my hands on some amsterdam green, did you try AK47? Jack Herra?

heard those are unlike any other...

[McKVNT]

****..


why can't I have a day like that... ****in bull****...

[Sketch]

nice

[Jaided]

awww lucky you brendan !!! not so jealous of the drugs and blow job thing but the rest of it sounds ok haha :boink:

[LILMSCRZY]

hahaha agreed with tara lol

[Endless]

Awwww dude ... i cannot express my jealousy...

I swear this is a dream of mine stolen straight outta my head!

LUCKY CVNT!!!!
:banana:

[evil_weevil]

u suck !!:D

I had a week in amster for my 23rd bday last year - it was "smashing!" :D
how did u manage to get out of the airport and customs if the stop over was only 4 hours?
never made it to wales...well..holyhead - to get the ferry to ireland!
enjoy your time there! i miss it!

[Twe12ve]

I left Schipol and it took 15 mins by train to red light district - had some fun, was out for abour 3 hours and came back (Flight to Cardiff was delayed) and we used one of those Cityhopper KLM planes...

The dope was weapons grade. but then again i havent had cones in months so it could just be my body having no immunity to it right now. but i was pretty messed up...

work paid cos they gave me £ up front (Which i then converted to Euro in Amsterdam) and i paid cash and will list it as "entertainment"

But yeah prodigy set was mad hey....light show was epic...like, i cant express how amped i was when i found out there were tix available...and the show was a 20second walk from my hotel..

ive had a pretty good week to tell you the truth ;) im loving snow, first time ive ever seen it live...

[Twe12ve]

how did u manage to get out of the airport and customs if the stop over was only 4 hours?


transit dude..luggage went straight on the plane..i walked straight out with my handluggage....

[Liana-]

Ohh how awesome is that!

I am assuming you don't have to provide receipts to show work?? heh

[mark089]

$100 on purple haze?
ohhh yer that was tha name of the hotel i stayed at
hahaha

[Twe12ve]

hahaaha

yeah i have to show receipts - but i get an "entertainment allowance" which doesnt have to be proven - so the BJ and dope went in that :P ;)

the tattoos i paid for are going to be difficult to write off tho :P

[mark089]

haha i hope you were stoned when u got the bj it would have been soooo worth it :p

[Jaided]

Brendan ur so hardcore ur my Hero !!! :lol: hehehe

:boink:

[Twe12ve]

haha i hope you were stoned when u got the bj it would have been soooo worth it :p

dude that was the whole point of it! :)

[Jazza]

i dun believe that ****, what an awsome day bro :)

[Twe12ve]

back in amsterdam saturday morning for 5 hours stopover back to Dubai...

Sickkkkkkkkkkk :) :) :)

(note: i still think its pretty funny that i got work to sanction a "direct" trip to cardiff Via amsterdam as a stopover hhaahhaahaah)

[mark089]

"brendan what do you do for a job"
"i goto amsterdam get tats go watch prodigy get high and **** bitches what do you do?"

"pay taxes so ****s like you can go on business trips:p"

[Twe12ve]

HHAHAHAAAHA!!!!!! nice nice nice :)

i havent even paid my HECS yet what a c unt hey? :)

Event/Exhibition management is the shiz. highly recommend ppl get into it. great potential for travel all around the world (get a job in europe, remember, europe has a LOT of linking countries) - also, you get to interview and hire promotional models for each event, which, in itself is quite god damn cool. :)

[Twe12ve]

OK back in middle east now.

My summary

1) Wales _ awesome place - a LOT like perth, but the people are so friendly, unpretentious, and are smiling a lot. gets pitch black by 4pm and the nighttime atmosphere is fantastic. lots of pubs and lots of incredibly hot chicks who seem to like aussies. pubs are great, and there are none of the musclebound wogs with tight black shirts pushing you trying to start fights. actually, the hard welsh dudes are pretty scary - they all look like bullet tooth tony from lock stock...

1a) Dont get a tattoo on the inside of your wrist. it really, really hurts.

2) Amsterdam: wow. its pretty cool, wish i could have spent more time there. lots of "coffee shops" - lots of chicks ASKING if you would like your dick sucked. which is a nice note to hear when you are ripped. lots of dope. lots and lots of dope. lots of good looking girls (Lots of brunettes in dam and wales). the Donuts were plentiful

2a) NEVER EVER EVER get a tattoo on the inside of your OTHER wrist when you are stoned!!!!! stupidist thing ever! needed a blowjob to take my mind off the pain afterwards, ppl were more than willing to comply.

ppl

go to amsterdam and uk. great places. i came so close to booking a trip to prague. i hear there are vampires there. cool. also, company-sanctioned blowjobs are just so much better than normal. anyways i digress. peace.