Ultimate n3rd... who can relate?

[j3rk]

woo woo

n3rd (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-realm-crushridge&T=129187&P=1)

j3rk

[titmeat]

you will find a girl oneday dude :)
sell the saturn whatever that is and spend all that hard earned packing money on a skyline

[[RX2]]

OMFG wtf??

am 100% serious about this. Now, about myself:

My real life name is Ben, I'm 19 years old, 5"10, 170 pounds. I can lift about 120 lbs in weight, I have brown hair, blue eyes, and have never experienced intimacy with a woman before.

What does that mean exactly? That means I've never once held hands, cuddled, hugged, or even kissed a girl. Ever. Not once in my entire life have I had any form of intimacy. The furthest I have ever gotten with a girl is socialization. We talked for about 4 months, 9 hours a day over the internet, and for about 2 weeks 30 minutes a day in person. (At school.) Unfortunately she had far too many guy friends, one which she liked more, and decided to have nothing to do with me. I hacked her e-mails / AIM / forum accounts and everything else I could google in order to get revenge. I learned more than I ever wanted from that, and it hurt me to the point where I'd never do something like that again. The whole ordeal left me so crushed I tried to kill myself by jumping off a 3rd story building. Unfortunately I survived the fall. My legs are fine.
The only other time I had ever "socialized" with another girl was over a dating site, where this girl claimed to be a "girl gamer" but couldn't prove it. She invited me to the movies and a road trip, but I had work at the time. One night at 2:00 in the morning, I googled her AIM name and found her Xanga site. I said "Hi" on her Xanga, and she suddenly thought I was a stalker, and wanted nothing to do with me. :-/

HAHAHAHA jesus , what a winner , just go to a knock shop!

[RB20ZED]

i dont know what to say to that....................

[R31 POWER]

Im speechless,is that **** real?
My little brother play's some warcraft game over the net.WTF are grown adults doing on that site????sad sacks.

[Miggy]

The dude wonders why he hasn’t had any girlfriends and he has a poster of vice city on his wall.

will pay with any amount of gold for advise CLASSIC, sorry its just very hard for me to take this seriously.

Best find of the year.

[Yarms]

what a gimp...seriously torched....

[Milhouse]

rofl

still doesnt compare to that "panty sniffer" one with his sister hahahahahah

[cplagz]

he am t3h 31337 h4><0|2 who cant get a root.. lollerskates.

You can buy "love", they come from Russia :D

[GTS4SUM]

F**KIN hell thats a classic lol

[mischief1]

and apparently if you get em from cambodia, they pay you :P

[ben351]

']OMFG wtf??

am 100% serious about this. Now, about myself:

My real life name is Ben, I'm 19 years old, 5"10, 170 pounds. I can lift about 120 lbs in weight, I have brown hair, blue eyes, and have never experienced intimacy with a woman before.


dude get it right im blonde with blue eyes im 24 and i cant lift that much .... all the rest is the same but :D

[Lozzle]

Oh lame the thread isnt there anymore!

[[RX2]]

dude get it right im blonde with blue eyes im 24 and i cant lift that much .... all the rest is the same but :D

HAHA ARGUIL BEN !

[Yipes]

BOOGER UR ARGUILING OUTTA CONTROL!

[[RX2]]

bugger the thread has gone !!

he must have purchased a blow up portable girlfriend , to arguil with on those lonley nights.

[Yipes]

hahahaha

Here he Is now!
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/yipes/DOLL.jpg

[[RX2]]

on the ball yipes , looks just like him hahaha. notice he went straight to the complaints dept to arguil.

[Yipes]

WINCH WINCH WINCH

hahahahaha