sex games

[4GTEIT]

whats some good sex games?? for m/f NO GAY ****! lol

[Yipes]

Stick it in pull it out. Repeat Numerous times

Game Over

[[RX2]]

Stick it in pull it out. Repeat Numerous times

Game Over
:lol: :lol: :op:

[ben351]

oh this thread reeeeks of Ben !!!

ever tried the buking bronco ...
whilst reeming her from behind grab ahold of her realllll tight then scream another girls name out and try and stay on for more than 8 secs haha its great !

human ragdoll ....
you get them soooo ****ed up on rohypnol that you can put them in any position and video it whe...... cops still patrol these forums hey ..... that is all :D

[Yipes]

Well thats how I've always known it. Is there other versions to the Starfish?

[4GTEIT]

hahahahahha i love the bronco one!! lol @ yipes...

[ben351]

you should be fine if you live by the motto .... NO LUBE only a real man makes his womans ass bleed

[Yipes]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Too Far!!!!

[ben351]

hahaha if i had a dollar for every time i heard a girl scream that hahah :D

[4GTEIT]

HAHAHAHHA GOLD!

[Yipes]

yeah sure Ben! Talk it up!

[McKVNT]

ROFL.. hahaha

what about spiderman - where your doing a chick doggy, your about to jizz, pull out then you spit on her back so she thinks your done - jizz on your hand, then when she turns around your do the spiderman hand thingo and throw it in her face...

Some dude at my work told me about that...

[ben351]

ROFL.. hahaha

what about spiderman - where your doing a chick doggy, your about to jizz, pull out then you spit on her back so she thinks your done - jizz on your hand, then when she turns around your do the spiderman hand thingo and throw it in her face...

Some dude at my work told me about that...

hahahahah i gotta try that **** !!!!

oh yippy :D i cant help the fact im hung like a rouge elephant
OHH TOOO FARRR !!!! hahahaha :boink:

play ya cards right love you might just score a ticket aboard the gravy train TOOT TOOT can i get some *unf unf* scuse me :D hahahah

[4GTEIT]

HAHAHAHAHA TAT IS SO GROSSE LOL!!! yoda "slimy but satisfying"

[McKVNT]

LOL un tiss un tiss un tiss

[Yipes]

Thanks but I think I'll pass Ben. Ur not making it Sound too inviting.

Anyway - 20VBTSECA - Why do u ask such a question? Having problems in the bedroom? Things gone a bit stale?

[ben351]

hahaha no worries ...
yeah dude ... having trouble making the misus scream ?
want me to try a few things out ?
see if she likes it then i can tell you ?

i know after you fukced her grab a nice t-shirt of hers n wipe ya cock on it ... thats sure to make any chick scream hahah

[ben351]

Thanks but I think I'll pass Ben. Ur not making it Sound too inviting.


pfft chicken shiit ... after awhile the blood mixes in with the love juice and makes a nice pink lube .... its kinda cool :D

[Yipes]

BEN! wrong, so so wrong.

[ben351]

wrong ???
so some ones affraid of a little anal bleeding hey hahah
*cough* fridgid *cough* :D

[4GTEIT]

Thanks but I think I'll pass Ben. Ur not making it Sound too inviting.

Anyway - 20VBTSECA - Why do u ask such a question? Having problems in the bedroom? Things gone a bit stale?

no just wanna know some to play :)

[4GTEIT]

no just wanna know some to play :)

PLUS SOME OF THESE ARE HALERIOUS :D

[Yipes]

google.com dude

Hide the Sausage is always fun

[ben351]

if you want some really gross **** ask your parents what they used to do hahah
i dont give a fukc who you are no one wants to hear that ****

[Denver]

the angry dragon

blow in her mouth, before she swallows, wack her on the back of the head, so it comes out her nose, looking like an angry dragon

the jam doughnut

blow on her face, then punch her in the nose, it looks like a jam doughnut

the donkey punch

while ass pounding her, just before you blow, punch her at the base of the head in the spin, causing her to spasm and tighten up..

[ben351]

whats with all the violence bro
hitting chicks n ****
not cool :D
we were just talkin about making bums bleed and you come in all punch her in the face n punch her in the .... hahahahah jokes

[Yipes]

yeah u sick ****! lol

[ben351]

haha gold !
*high five*

[4GTEIT]

ben.... your sir area sick fek.... KEEP IT UP :D

[McKVNT]

lol

this thread went down a few notches since i left....


.... I like that!! its funny!

[Yipes]

Its ok. We can arc up again.

[McKVNT]

I hope so..

[Ess_13]

invite a few mates 'round n go the spastic eagle... :D

[Yipes]

Get a tub of peanut butter and a dog and.....ummmm

[Slip_]

once again...

it begins...

[ben351]

dating a chick in a wheel chair would be pretty sweet
get to park close every where just cos your woman drools uncontrolably
for a head job you can just stand there and she can wheel back n forwards on the end of it ... and if the bitch tries to run BAM a stick in her spokes and shes doing circles !!! hahaha

[Yipes]

U have too much time to think hey! hahaha

[ben351]

ahhh think haha thats my problem i dont it just come right out .... no time to process or make sure its the right thing to say ... if im thinking that getting head from an old lady with no teeth would feel nice then BAM i just say it hahah
its a problem yes and has gotten me in trouble alot

[Sciflyer]

hahaha the spastic eagle

Apparently theres a female engineering student around here who knows all about that :boink:

[Yipes]

ooooooo do dish

[cplagz]

www.dirty-proverbs.com

none of you made it up :)

[Jazza]

holy siht u fukcs are dirtyyyyy :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Yipes]

its Duuuuurrrrrty

[Ess_13]

hahaha the spastic eagle

Apparently theres a female engineering student around here who knows all about that :boink:


hahahaha, nice.
care to share??

[McKVNT]

lol

mmm toothless blowjob :) lol

[R31 POWER]

Grandmas are the best!! I always visit old peoples homes and leave lighter on me feet ;)

[McKVNT]

ROFL

[Sciflyer]

hahahaha, nice.
care to share??

well the story goes - take 1 drunken party, 1 smashed chick, 3 guys.

So shes doing the crazy eagle right :bukkake: (look it up) and another guy comes up behind and goes the backdoor - voila! SPASTIC EAGLE :bukkake: :3some:

[Yipes]

Doesn't that happen at all drunken parties?

Uh oh, I've said too much.

haha

[Sciflyer]

re: your next party - hook a bruddah up

[mark089]

dating a chick in a wheel chair would be pretty sweet
get to park close every where just cos your woman drools uncontrolably
for a head job you can just stand there and she can wheel back n forwards on the end of it ... and if the bitch tries to run BAM a stick in her spokes and shes doing circles !!! hahaha


ben you have been watching too much freddy got fingered
:lol:

[cplagz]

re: your next party - hook a bruddah up

let me guess, it's only gay if your balls touch?

[Sciflyer]

nah actually i just wanted to sit in the corner and watch

[McKVNT]

hahah - please explain crazy eagle for those of us who are at work and canna look such NWS things up...

[[RX2]]

ben you have been watching too much freddy got fingered
:lol:


you can never watch too much Freddy got fingered ! :werd:

[McKVNT]

lol too true

[Ess_13]

well the story goes - take 1 drunken party, 1 smashed chick, 3 guys.

So shes doing the crazy eagle right :bukkake: (look it up) and another guy comes up behind and goes the backdoor - voila! SPASTIC EAGLE :bukkake: :3some:

hahaha, thats funny as.

[Slip_]

every day i wake up and check the forums i expect this thread to have burned out and been forgotten...

yet the dirtyness lives on, nice...

[Yipes]

As long as Ben is around this thread will live on.

[TJ]

Yipes is keen to learn tips

[ben351]

so true yippy .....

i thought this was a spastic eagle ....

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c215/ben351/013762af.jpg

LEARN TO KICK STRAIGHT YOU FUKCING CLOWN !!!!!!!!!!

anyways ... i do not condone any kind of threesome or moresome that involves more than one guy ... its gay GAY GAY GAY ... your only sposed to see your mates dicks when you drunk and someone passes out and you put your nuts on his face for a photo .... anything else is just GAY !

threesomes and moresomes should involve ONE only male .... and bulk bitches ready to **** hahahah I LOVE IT

[Yipes]

']Yipes is keen to learn tips
Doing it for my Team

Team Arguil Racing Tart

[Twe12ve]

your spastic eagle joke is divine.

[Gonzola]

All i'll say is what i just read off the dirty-proverbs.com site.....

Wonder Kiss
The kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a blow job. It’s named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you'll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life...

I think 'Josh' gets these now... except its me and not his dad that the filthy whore's been skull ****ed by :P

[McKVNT]

hahahaha

mother****er i told you not to tell anyone!! :P