Terror threat in Perth

[TJ]

I wouldn't normally send on this sort of scare-mongering but this comes from a very reliable source and the warning is genuine.


Yesterday, a friend of mine was travelling on a bus from Vic Park to Perth.


A man of middle eastern appearance got off the bus and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. He grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him, and handed him back his bag.


He was extremely grateful, he looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered, "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a word of advice for you:

"Stay away from Rockingham."


My friend was genuinely terrified.


"Is there going to be an attack?" he asked him.


"No ... ", he whispered back, "...... It's a ****-hole."

[chee]

haha old but GOLD!

[ricphoto]

Up in the jokes thread you said about keeping things in the joke thread ... so why is this in here.

Somebody call the MODERATOR please !!!! :)

[Brockas]

']A man of middle eastern appearance got off the bus
Was it your next door neighbour?

[Brodsta]

haha

[Brockas]

Rick... LOL!

[TJ]

Up in the jokes thread you said about keeping things in the joke thread ... so why is this in here.

Somebody call the MODERATOR please !!!! :)


Up in the photo thread I did :D

My neighbours are African not middle eastern

[Joe]

LOL, its funny cos its true :D

[Cake]

your friend too tj?
http://pforums.company-hosting.com/forums/showthread.php?p=839447663

[Brockas]

']My neighbours are African not middle eastern
Sorry, didn't realise veil's and pocket issues of the Koran were common fashion accessories for Africans...

[TJ]

I beleive they are the clothing of people of the muslim faith, not of any nationality

Chris, he told me to post it here, oh noes!

[TJ]

LOL, its funny cos its true :D

Oh you know it dude, the zulu nations of tuart hill, balcatta, nollamara and balga unite!

[HotAe92]

i heard the same joke but with Midland used instead of rockingham. Hahaha it works for so many suburbs along the rail line.

[TJ]

Works for any suburb that isnt Peppermint grove really :D

[MMM]

Peppermint grove is overrated Dalkeith is the best

[Brockas]

Bateman > Dalkeith

[Joe]

']Oh you know it dude, the zulu nations of tuart hill, balcatta, nollamara and balga unite!

Tuart Hill is the capital of Zimbabwe!!

[Sciflyer]

yeah wtf is the deal with that?

[ben351]

MORLEY > WESTMINSTER
yeah tom i have jumped ****
now i only have one black family on my street hahahah
and do those guys know there wearing dresses ?
it may be there culture an **** .... but its a dress
dresses are for women .... no men
no wonder they blow themselves up ... " oh now the guys from work have seen me in my native cloth .... it is time .... *tick tick tick* "

[McKVNT]

LOL @ ben

[HotAe92]

Mirrabooka = capital of Sudan.
Theres one good thing about those fellas, no matter how hot it is, they're always walking, always. I give them mass cred for that as i pass them with my nice cool air con.

[McKVNT]

AHAHAA

[ReaperSS]

Tuart Hill is the capital of Zimbabwe!!

So true!!!! everytime i head down wanneroo road near macca's tuart hill there are zulu's everywhere :lol:

[McKVNT]

Beechboro is... pretty cultural....

whatever there is - you name it - there is a tribe in beechboro...

[Rhianne]

:werd:

mainly abos and arabs... altho theres now a few asians too, also lots of slavs

i cant wait to leave beechboro, ****ing ****hole

[TJ]

rrob will have you shot for comments against his homeland like that

[McKVNT]

Yep - like I said - you name it - it is there...