Yes Man.

[kurbn]

This is what happens when you're a Yes Man.

About 6 months ago my neighbour over the back fence knocks at my front door about 7pm, introduces her self with some other chick.
says shes getting a small alfresco put out the back and needs her surrounding neighbours to sign that its ok.. didn't get shown any plans nor did I sign
any plans. Was just a list of sigs on an application form from other neighbours. So thinking, its only a small alfresco, I can live with that.

I get home today and open the curtains. I screamed "fucking pingpingpingping" so loud the next suburb over would of heard with the windows shut.
Our living area and kitchen is at the back of the house facing the garden. Windows everywhere for the view. And because im on a hill, normally I can lay in sit in a chair in the back yard and not see any houses, which gives that sort of secluded feeling.

Now everywhere you move you see this.
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/bangnrb25/poo1_zps803862ca.jpg
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/bangnrb25/poo2_zpsae7e1c4a.jpg
http://i752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/bangnrb25/poo3_zps95e932b3.jpg

question is, like building a house. Shouldn't I have to sign the plans too? A flat roof I could of handled. But now I just have an eye sore that's could possibly effect the value of the house. I mean its almost up to the fence line!

Fairly sure now its become a civil issue. If so I'm thinking I will plant some big fuck off trees that push roots under their pavers.

Small alfresco my ass. Its bigger than their house!

[KAL SPL]

Build a bigger one you show him !

[Damo 69]

you signed off on it with out reviewing the documentation.

all the best to you and the civil case

[Alt_F4]

Pics of chick & friend?

[kurbn]

considering the height of a normal doorway. Why the hell does it need a gable roof twice the size of the house. Once bitten twice shy, their house is pretty small, and so is their backyard. So when you're told its a small alfresco, you think its going to be to scale of the house.

not this
http://www.blu-ray.com/images/reviews/316_6.jpg

[masTers]

Pics of chick & friend?

Damo must really be sick for this not to be his first question!

[MadDocker]

It's not that bad. Slap a couple of low maintenance native bushes/trees/hedges up. Doubt it would drop resale value much if any and if they're hot, they might chuck a spa under it and sit around drunk and nude.

Sucks getting a shock like that though. Bet you'll be asking more questions if it ever came up again.

[Brockas]

Not to be rude, but it looks like it's blocking the view of some sky.

Doesn't seem like that big of a deal?

[HANS YOLO]

"list of sigs on an application form"

was your signature on said application form? assume its an application for building approval to council?

[OnParole]

Whinge about cum on peoples face, whinge about alfresco, you're one of them old people who will whinge about anything aren't you?

Reason why they didn't choose a flat roof top alfresco because they look shit, the papers they got you to sign, you should have asked for the plans or documents to see which design they chose. That isn't even that big, you'd be lucky it wasn't some yobbo building a massive shed. Cop it on the chin.

[MadDocker]

Cop it on the chin.

Just like most chicks haha.

[Milhouse]

cum on the alfresco ?

[karnage]

Agreed, doesn't seem that big, boohoo you don't feel that secluded anymore. And from one of the pictures it appears that their house is quite close to your fence too and their roof is in line with size of the alfresco (based on the last picture). And +1 for flat top alfresco's look shit. At least they built something decent.

[kurbn]

Not to be rude, but it looks like it's blocking the view of some sky.

Doesn't seem like that big of a deal?

Its probably hard to get a feel of it on pictures of a phone, doesnt look bad when its a small picture. But towering over a backyard it just kills it.

To be honest lbass I didnt see the form that big of a deal, in an area where the council wouldn't even let me have a black roof I figured a structure that big would be even passed if asked for.

The gutter height is higher than the house gutters.

Guess I need to buy some big ass trees.

[Crammit]

Guess I need to buy some big ass trees.

A fresh box of tampons wouldn't go astray either. They could have put a two story house there if they wanted. It's not like it's the only roof in the picture blocking your amazing views.

You signed without asking for more information. Only way to fix the problem is to send me a signed blank cheque.

[DRKWRX]

my rear neighbour has already said he wants to build a 4 metre high wall limestone garage with hoist in it on our retaining wall.... probably just end up with a backyard cinema.

[MadDocker]

Side access, build a ramp and get him to put an opening on the back. Shared workshop haha.

[Brett_J]

It looks equal if not smaller height than their house, it'd be different if it was an ocean view, but if you tilt your head to the right, you'll get a nice of the view of the sky the Goliath like Afresco is blocking. I can take some pics of the sky down my area at Sunset, get it printed real big like, put a wall up to the height of the Alfresco, stick new shiny Sky pic on there, Sorted.

[Lump]

you dont own your view, how far is it from your fence?
if its 750mm (or a 1m, i cant remember), i dont think they needed your approval anyway.

under that, then yes they needed your approval, which it sounds like you gave anyway

[SSICK]

Spewin if they put flouros under it....your back yard will be lit up pretty well.

[Thychiz]

Am I the only one not seeing the major issue? By your logic their roof is also fucking with your serenity.

[DRKWRX]

Side access, build a ramp and get him to put an opening on the back. Shared workshop haha.

haha its in the middle corner, gonna stay in his good books though in case I need to use his hoist lol

[apg39]

Build a bigger one.

Or run a home child care.

[ossie_21]

Cut it down, kill them, dismember their bodies & sell their vital organs on the black market.

yolo

[HANS YOLO]

Its probably hard to get a feel of it on pictures of a phone, doesnt look bad when its a small picture. But towering over a backyard it just kills it.

To be honest lbass I didnt see the form that big of a deal, in an area where the council wouldn't even let me have a black roof I figured a structure that big would be even passed if asked for.

The gutter height is higher than the house gutters.

Guess I need to buy some big ass trees.

I had a 3 year dispute over ILLEGAL structure with my neighbour...if it looked anything like your neighbours i wouldn't have disputed it....be thankfull you don't live next to something that looks like a scene from black hawk down

[S85FI]

Damo must really be sick for this not to be his first question!


He should be trying to root them under the sun dome. ..

[kurbn]

excuse me if I sound like I have sand in my vagina. But its pretty frustrating when the 4x4m shed that I built, I purposely chose to put it on the other side of the yard and not much higher than the fence. I did my research so that I could pick something that wouldn't annoy the neighbours from seeing a gable roof sitting a bit higher than the fence. I spent many phone calls to council engineering to ensure I could do everything I could to avoid people having a crack at it. I also moved it where I did so when I looked outside the shed couldn't be seen... then spending near on 10 grand on landscaping to get it exactly how I wanted it. Then for them not to even hint when im signing their application form they planned on something large is quite rude. I always try to do the right thing by people and think about others before myself...

clearly I signed something I shouldn't have, and shit happens.

[Lump]

thread needs more satelite dishes

[MadDocker]

10k on some grass and small strappy plants (flax?) Fucking hell. Hope the unseen areas are baller.

Get some bigger plants in that area and you'll forget about it soon enough. Nothing you can do now anyway so will have to come to grips with it eventually.

[RICEY]

Throw a bucket of starving termites over the fence

[Lmx]

dreamer

[TJ]

Fuck - antilag awards this year are going to be DOMINATED by someone

[satch]

If you signed too late you have given consent. And unless it varies from council to council, limit to fence is 500mm.

[kurbn]

edit: cbf. pointless.

flame away. I will be back for the photoshops in the morning.

[SircatmaN]

I really don't see the issue at all. Its their property, if you wanted unblocked views of the sky you should have picked the block of land further over. Im trying to look at how it could be annoying but idk from those shots it just looks like an alfresco.

I eman I get this feeling that you think they are sitting their laughing manicly to themselves about the devious ruse they pulled in blocking your sunlight but in honest fact I think they probably don't even think you would have a problem.

[huggy_b]

edit: cbf. pointless.

flame away. I will be back for the photoshops in the morning.

You're having a tanty over something that you gave permission for? Surely you see the ironing. I'd be more upset splurging $10k on your "landscaping" for something that a 15yo part timer at Bunnings could have knocked up.

[Joe]

You live in a housing estate and you wanted seclusion?

That ain't none of my business.

[Brockas]

Just in case you're missing your view, it still looks like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Blue_sky_south_of_France.jpg

[kurbn]

You're having a tanty over something that you gave permission for? Surely you see the ironing. I'd be more upset splurging $10k on your "landscaping" for something that a 15yo part timer at Bunnings could have knocked up.

get fucked. you're basing your view on seeing not even a quarter of my back yard.

this is the problem with this place, I could sit here and start shit with everyone here. But I don't. When people ask for help or advice here, regardless of how shit their spelling is or anything else that could be possibly made fun of, I still help. If someone says something I don't agree with, I move along and don't comment.

opposed to taking stabs at someone like a majority do here at any means necessary, even if its not relevant to the topic.

All good, I can take a hint. Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

[SSICK]

It was your view that started the arguments.


boom.tish.

[Lonewolf]

i'd support your view, but theres an alfresco in the way

[kyle_340]

Maybe you should step in their shade and cool off

[Joe]

Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

Like your neighbours?

[apg39]

Does kurbn stand for Keith Urban?

[Brockas]

this is the problem with this place
This is what is right about this place.

If you just wanted people to make a big fuss about your relatively minor issue, you should have posted this on a feminist activism forum.

[Tocchi]

ruining your view of this?

http://www.fremantlewesternaustralia.com.au/2011revision/port-beach-fremantle.jpg

[huggy_b]

get fucked. you're basing your view on seeing not even a quarter of my back yard.

this is the problem with this place, I could sit here and start shit with everyone here. But I don't. When people ask for help or advice here, regardless of how shit their spelling is or anything else that could be possibly made fun of, I still help. If someone says something I don't agree with, I move along and don't comment.

opposed to taking stabs at someone like a majority do here at any means necessary, even if its not relevant to the topic.

All good, I can take a hint. Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

My view is fine, thanks for asking - luckily I didn't OK my neighbours to build an Egyptian pyramid next to my place then piss and moan about it.....

[EVLO]

add 6 feet of lattice to the top of your fence and run creepers n shit... problem solved.

[masTers]

This is what is right about this place.

If you just wanted people to make a big fuss about your relatively minor issue, you should have posted this on a feminist activism forum.

Or stick to using Facebook as your personal diary, like the other 99.8% of the population does.

[anton]

get fucked. you're basing your view on seeing not even a quarter of my back yard.

this is the problem with this place, I could sit here and start shit with everyone here. But I don't. When people ask for help or advice here, regardless of how shit their spelling is or anything else that could be possibly made fun of, I still help. If someone says something I don't agree with, I move along and don't comment.

opposed to taking stabs at someone like a majority do here at any means necessary, even if its not relevant to the topic.

All good, I can take a hint. Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

the problem is, you seem to have forgotten one of the rules for asking for help or advice on this forum..

[EVLO]

you should start a petition to have the pergola removed. It's easy to get bulk votes/signatures from users in here, as mentioned above, there is just one simple rule that needs to be adhered to and is required up front..... :D

[S85FI]

You're having a tanty over something that you gave permission for? Surely you see the ironing. I'd be more upset splurging $10k on your "landscaping" for something that a 15yo part timer at Bunnings could have knocked up.
Is there starch involved?

[S85FI]

Just in case you're missing your view, it still looks like this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Blue_sky_south_of_France.jpg

Needs an apex. ...angled at 15 degrees.

[Brockas]

If it makes you feel more at home:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2d9v249.jpg

[XF Falcon]

Could be much worse...

http://i57.tinypic.com/2lvoh9x.jpg

[R3N]

You're having a tanty over something that you gave permission for? Surely you see the ironing. I'd be more upset splurging $10k on your "landscaping" for something that a 15yo part timer at Bunnings could have knocked up.

Why do you keep saying ironing??! It's irony... I-R-O-N-Y

[Lonewolf]

Could be much worse...

http://i57.tinypic.com/2lvoh9x.jpg

needs more possum

[Brockas]

Could be much worse...

Yes.

That gives me an idea for retribution against your neighbour:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2r44i6r.jpg

pingpingpingpings fucked.

[Lonewolf]

Paging Niva, goat required STAT for tomfoolery

[siladee]

Emergency goat plan! Amazing.

[Sfidz]

this is the problem with this place

So why did you come back to "this place" after having full tanty dummy spit in 2011 and "signing out" of the forum?

3 years on and you are still, such a muppet.

[S85FI]

Yes.

That gives me an idea for retribution against your neighbour:

http://i59.tinypic.com/2r44i6r.jpg

pingpingpingpings fucked.
Not sure of the angle of these jokes is to my side of liking...

[Yakky Bear]

Buy me a yellow evo and I'll do my best.

[Fukushima]

Buy me a yellow evo and I'll do my best.

http://i.imgur.com/lXqNgHn.png

Do not want!

[Yakky Bear]

Lol I'll pay that!

[Buckets]

Sometimes I think we've all grown up and moved on with our lives to the detriment of the LOL's in here then threads like this pop up and my faith in this place and it's inhabitants collective hillarity is restored.

[thommo]

Sell up and buy somewhere with an actual view

[-Luke-]

Tits > Logic

[ReaperSS]

Would devalue your house ? If so i wouldn’t be too happy either. Stands out like bog balls on a canary if prospective buyers come to look at your house when you go to sell it

[Trolley]

Genuine shit-eating grin on my face at all these comments. SSICK, Joe... fucking champagne comedy.

[aussievr4]

Not sure what your yard looks like cause im at work and the pics arent loading but you could buy some bamboos and run them along the fence line where their alfresco is. They grow really fast and look great (IMO).

You can either get clumping bamboo which doesnt send out runners and is easy to maintain or if you feel like revenge you can get the traditional one which will run under the fence and probably push up their pavers etc.

[EVLO]

stick that up against the back fence

http://www.britishpaints.com.au/Images/UserUploadedImages/219/cubby-house1.jpeg


but first get them to sign a blank 'petition'.....

[ReaperSS]

watch them sunbake nude in their back yard from that

[EVLO]

http://images.hayneedle.com/mgen/master:ZHUG022.jpg

'for the spectacular view that is no longer obstructed by the pergola officer'

[TJ]

Fuck thread got GOOD last night.

Legit lols

[heavyduty1340]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10624950_10202890145798168_5331602384989318527_n.j pg?oh=de17b13ad6035e076cb9787a885d388f&oe=5482FD9E&__gda__=1419182707_473744c54dd396aa600ba4a53245e4a b

Your probably lucky you didn't come home and see something like this and your fence pulled down for constructing it 200mm from boundary!
My neighbour didnt like it, but it is within guidelines even if he did disapprove - State Administrative Tribunal is always there to help.

8m x 12m with 3.4m wall and 4.1m in centre - big enough for the hoist!

[Satan]

it looks atrocious, Id be pissed if that was erected in my view but I wouldn't have signed squat without seeing plans

I suggest you burn down the council offices, then pretend to hang yourself from the gable end, that will teach them*
















* suicide is bad mmmkkkky,

[Joe]

I have an existing shed built on 2 boundaries when I purchased my block.. and in a very rare cirumstance, the City of Vincent approved it retrospectively when I put my house plans through.

The only catch is, if I want to rebuild the shed, it has to be placed 1m off each boundary. What is rebuild though? If I reclad the shed, thats not rebuilding, thats "repairing storm damage". If I replace the frame, thats also "repairing storm damage". The existing slab will remain.

[Uber XR]

Or if you jump the fence and paint there pergola blue?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc63be85572dedad7e97588f6e81c0f9/tumblr_mgz6xeAjat1s32n64o1_500.png

[Phyber]

Magpie addition to blurry pergola post is the winner for me, excellent work Brockas/Mike. Something about low quality photoshops just adds +10 to comedy factor of threads like these.

[hEEVO]

get fucked. you're basing your view on seeing not even a quarter of my back yard.

this is the problem with this place, I could sit here and start shit with everyone here. But I don't. When people ask for help or advice here, regardless of how shit their spelling is or anything else that could be possibly made fun of, I still help. If someone says something I don't agree with, I move along and don't comment.

opposed to taking stabs at someone like a majority do here at any means necessary, even if its not relevant to the topic.

All good, I can take a hint. Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

lol @ this thread.
I probably should not weigh in on this as i am brand new to this forum but i've just got to get this off my chest.(so long term AL.com members,no offence!).
When i got torn a new one a while back,over some thing i said was mis interpreted,i obviously worded it wrong,my bad,i've had to realise it made me look stupid,cop it on the chin and move forward,but i never stooped to telling any one to "get fucked" or such because they offered an opinion on something you whanted comment on.You were more than happy to rip into me and now it has come back,you have had a tanty and start saying shit like this,seriously harden the fuck up and take it like a man!,and ive copped it again since because my spelling is not export quality,once again ive copped it on the chin and moved on.The difference is i can take shit just like i can dish it out.
I think this is a classic example of how "people in glass houses should not throw stones".
/end rant.

[-Luke-]

Have you considered sneaking in once a week (while they are at work or asleep it shouldn't matter) and using a rechargeable reciprocating saw to cut saw 25mm out off each post?

Should only take a year or so to get it back down to a reasonable height, plus the change will be so gradual they aren't likely to notice.

[TheChad]

lol @ this thread.
I probably should not weigh in on this as i am brand new to this forum but i've just got to get this off my chest.(so long term AL.com members,no offence!).
When i got torn a new one a while back,over some thing i said was mis interpreted,i obviously worded it wrong,my bad,i've had to realise it made me look stupid,cop it on the chin and move forward,but i never stooped to telling any one to "get fucked" or such because they offered an opinion on something you whanted comment on.You were more than happy to rip into me and now it has come back,you have had a tanty and start saying shit like this,seriously harden the fuck up and take it like a man!,and ive copped it again since because my spelling is not export quality,once again ive copped it on the chin and moved on.The difference is i can take shit just like i can dish it out.
I think this is a classic example of how "people in glass houses should not throw stones".
/end rant.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCF6OQHCMAIv03G.jpg


I never had any such problems, I just pretended to be homosexual and 90% of the members here were scared of me. Internet hardpingpingpingping > Internet rearpingpingpingping

[siladee]

Lol... pretended..

[TheChad]

Just because I never called you back... one time was enough mate.

[siladee]

If I knew your address I would break in while you slept xoxo

[Stef]

get fucked. you're basing your view on seeing not even a quarter of my back yard.

this is the problem with this place, I could sit here and start shit with everyone here. But I don't. When people ask for help or advice here, regardless of how shit their spelling is or anything else that could be possibly made fun of, I still help. If someone says something I don't agree with, I move along and don't comment.

opposed to taking stabs at someone like a majority do here at any means necessary, even if its not relevant to the topic.

All good, I can take a hint. Not keen on supporting others if others wont respect my view.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01623/sumo10_1623680i.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QiHaQZKXE9g/UF14-eA4SWI/AAAAAAAACuU/VHZDNgSw3LI/s1600/jill-greenberg-crying-photoshopped-babies-end-times-17.jpg
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/BI/crying-baby-0509-lg.jpg

[tinto]

Let's recap the lessons learned here:
1) Know your audience.
2) Things like this are a post in the "little things that annoy you" thread.
3) On balance AL can be a bit rough if you present a sandy front bum. The above thread is the only place it is thankfully overlooked.
4) Sign nothing until you see the plans.
5) Plant some clumping giant bamboo.

[RICEY]

lol @ this thread.
I probably should not weigh in on this as i am brand new to this forum but i've just got to get this off my chest.(so long term AL.com members,no offence!).
When i got torn a new one a while back,over some thing i said was mis interpreted,i obviously worded it wrong,my bad,i've had to realise it made me look stupid,cop it on the chin and move forward,but i never stooped to telling any one to "get fucked" or such because they offered an opinion on something you whanted comment on.You were more than happy to rip into me and now it has come back,you have had a tanty and start saying shit like this,seriously harden the fuck up and take it like a man!,and ive copped it again since because my spelling is not export quality,once again ive copped it on the chin and moved on.The difference is i can take shit just like i can dish it out.
I think this is a classic example of how "people in glass houses should not throw stones".
/end rant.

With spelling and grammar like that you may be due for a new tearing.

[Sebdullah]

lol thread delivers in more ways than one

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/Img/Photos/Other/4224191.jpg

[hEEVO]

With spelling and grammar like that you may be due for a new tearing.

lol

[OnParole]

lol @ this thread.
I probably should not weigh in on this as i am brand new to this forum but i've just got to get this off my chest.(so long term AL.com members,no offence!).
When i got torn a new one a while back,over some thing i said was mis interpreted,i obviously worded it wrong,my bad,i've had to realise it made me look stupid,cop it on the chin and move forward,but i never stooped to telling any one to "get fucked" or such because they offered an opinion on something you whanted comment on.You were more than happy to rip into me and now it has come back,you have had a tanty and start saying shit like this,seriously harden the fuck up and take it like a man!,and ive copped it again since because my spelling is not export quality,once again ive copped it on the chin and moved on.The difference is i can take shit just like i can dish it out.
I think this is a classic example of how "people in glass houses should not throw stones".
/end rant.

Alright chap, this picture is for you.

http://s10.postimg.org/hrjpz8y2x/29e062e3631110ba782eee7023494de2a38b630ae3348d87.j pg

Why? Well, Your spelling and grammar is still fucked.
Behind a comma, you should add a space.
I (as in yourself) should be in capital.
Ive has an apostrophe in it, example: I've, short for I have.

[SircatmaN]

I never had any such problems, I just pretended to be homosexual and 90% of the members here were scared of me. Internet hardpingpingpingping > Internet rearpingpingpingping

The other 10% hit on you. And remember 10% of 5306 is 530 members. Thats a lot of booty calls.

[RICEY]

The other 10% hit on you. And remember 10% of 5306 is 530 members. Thats a lot of booty calls.

530.6, someone may be missing legs.

[Brett_J]

.6 = Denver

[Bomber]

Thought that was Kye?

[hEEVO]

Alright chap, this picture is for you.

http://s10.postimg.org/hrjpz8y2x/29e062e3631110ba782eee7023494de2a38b630ae3348d87.j pg

Why? Well, Your spelling and grammar is still fucked.
Behind a comma, you should add a space.
I (as in yourself) should be in capital.
Ive has an apostrophe in it, example: I've, short for I have.

Haha, thank you FINALLY someone taking the time to start to inform me where i'm going wrong, instead of just paying me out :D , I already knew a couple of those points but I have just been getting slack, I will continue to try and keep improving.
I think I will chain a dictionary to my lap top, like those pens on the benches at banks lol.

[skidkid]

I think I will chain a dictionary to my lap top, like those pens on the benches at banks lol.

Or just use Google Chrome as a browser and run a spell check before you post anything..

[TJ]

If you cant maintain a basic level of English do not post here.

It never ends well.


Neither does posting 1st world problem sooks

[EVLO]

or just continue to spell and grammar bad, i enjoy watching all the rage....

[SircatmaN]

Guys, all your shit-posting is ruining my view.

[n1ghth4wk]

If you can't maintain a basic level of English, do not post here.

TJ, please.

Posted via Apple Safari. XOXO

[hEEVO]

Or just use Google Chrome as a browser and run a spell check before you post anything..

Is spell check where it puts a line of red dots under incorrectly spelled words?

[S133LTR]

5 pages and no one has suggested kurbin has a self imposed ban on looking at that part of his 'view'.???

[Turboesky]

Is spell check where it puts a line of red dots under incorrectly spelled words?

Surely you can't be serious?

[Lmx]

Surely you can't be serious?
Check his location, probably is being serious.

[masTers]

Kurbn pls redpond

[hEEVO]

Yep, that was a serious question, just trying to making shore as I have already recieved alot of shit for my poor English, any way hopefully my English is on the way to being up to standard.. hopefully lol

[Mike Hunt]

Make sure..

Shore is on a beach or what you do to stop a big hole caving in.

[KAL SPL]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x127/KAL_SPL/dcdb2d51e514ee18fc7ce7aa5749c30e.jpg

[Torquen]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x127/KAL_SPL/dcdb2d51e514ee18fc7ce7aa5749c30e.jpg

Hahaha I love reading that comic strip about his ALOT. Gold.

[stumps.]

Kurbn isn't responding because he is probably the kind of person who lines up for the new iPhone

[EVLO]

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3900/15097730349_0bbe4777a9_b.jpg

[RICEY]

Yep, that was a serious question, just trying to making shore as I have already recieved alot of shit for my poor English, any way hopefully my English is on the way to being up to standard.. hopefully lol

Is English your first language? Serious question.

[hEEVO]

^^ lol Yes it is, I'm Australian born and raised. At least I admit I have dropped the ball some-what with my typing ect (unlike others), I guess my online Spelling & Grammar has been yet another victim of the Internet. I honestly had no idea just how poor it had obviously become before signing up to these forums. To avoid pissing people off i am taking steps to get it back up to par, As stated above :)

[fourseven]

etc*

Unless you're referring to Electo-Convulsive Therapy.

[200MPH]

etc*

Unless you're referring to Electo-Convulsive Therapy.

etc. or etcetera.

Focus fourseven, focus.

[SircatmaN]

^^ lol Yes it is, I'm Australian born and raised. At least I admit I have dropped the ball some-what with my typing ect (unlike others), I guess my online Spelling & Grammar has been yet another victim of the Internet. I honestly had no idea just how poor it had obviously become before signing up to these forums. To avoid pissing people off i am taking steps to get it back up to par, As stated above :)

If there is one thing we hate more than bad spellers around here, its fucking conformists.

[hEEVO]

etc. or etcetera.

Focus fourseven, focus.

Oops!, My bad lol.

[mr_mike]

this thread is now about hEEVEO's inability to know when to stop posting.

[hEEVO]

Haha, Fair call.

[KPWISHN]

Grow some plants and get over it. It's a normal view for these pingpingpingpingy subdivisions.

[Jimmy_S]

All this time, I thought we were talking about a movie!?

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/yes-man-harry.jpg

[Onijin]

Just tunnel underneath their alfresco cover and gradually lower the support beams at a rate of 1cm a day. Do this until it's flush with the house or no longer blocking your view, problem solvered.

[R3N]

Build a bridge, which I'd imagine requires neighbours' signatures, but hey, they owe you one. Then get over it...