7 Ways to Be Insufferable on Facebook

[Fryman]

One of the best articles from the old internet in recent times! all the spots are being hit on this one!!!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/annoying-facebook-behavior_b_4081038.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/annoying-facebook-behavior_b_4081038.html)

[SSICK]

** 'RIP (insert pet/grandma/grandpa name) blah blah blah i miss you, you had a good life"

if they dont have facebook.....and are dead and wont see it.....DONT FUCKING POST IT!! the fact you posted it on FB is disrespectful!

[Brockas]

Sending happy birthday messages to people who don't use Facebook.... never quite understood that one.
Just seems like a massive cry for attention.

Having said that, Facebook is built around narcissism. People who use it and then complain about the narcissism are as bad as the narcissists.



tl;dr: Zero fucks given.

[tinto]

Core reasons for posting: Image Crafting; Narcissism

[Torquen]

Facebook wouldn't have jack shit on it if people didn't do any of those things mentioned!

[Fryman]

Sending happy birthday messages to people who don't use Facebook.... never quite understood that one.
Just seems like a massive cry for attention.

Having said that, Facebook is built around narcissism. People who use it and then complain about the narcissism are as bad as the narcissists.



tl;dr: Zero fucks given.


Not a complaint, a (de) constructive discussion. Fascinating stuff really

[siladee]

2 things that shit me the most are people who write all their status updates with each word starting with a capital letter and people who post romantic shit about themself from their partners account. bitch please we were playing basketball when that status was written, you aren't fooling anyone

[Skitzo]

I just use it to poke bitches, and Huy.

[protecon]

The worst thing about Facebook is people who whinge about it and yet continue to use it.

[thrtytwo]

"wrst day ever! could lyf get any wurse :("

"wats wrong baaaabe?xoxXXxo"

"I dnt want to talk about it"

[shifted]

Dumb sluts that think they are wise philosophers and write some stupid bullshit that is common sense with a "rant oveerrrrrr" at the end like they are some sort of benefit to society. Bitch, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

So is this essentially a "what annoys you about facebook" thread?


Core reasons for posting: Image Crafting; Narcissism

I'd add "attention" to that.

How else would girls exploit their insecurities and be socially acceptable. Gotta have a reason to post up bikini pictures focusing on boobs, then wait for the whole "omg you're beautiful babe" and "you're hot, wanna hang" with the idiotic replies of "oh babe you're beautiful too" and "LOL [insert name here] you're so funny"

I hate this generation of mentally incapacitated idiots.

[thommo]

I enjoy using every function in a status just to piss people off. Some small sentence, tag someone, post a pic, check-in and now even choose my mood at the end. Haha what a pingpingpingping

[Damo 69]

when people put up a shitty quote and be like - Confucius

when the nigger didn't even say it

[Tocchi]

i thought facebook was solely for 2 things.
1) richard to PM girls.
2) girls to make comparisons of themselves to that dumb fucking Marilyn Monroe quote.

[adrenalin]

I only go on Facebook to look at the funny pics you put up Lukian.

[INSINR8R]

when people put up a shitty quote and be like - Confucius

when the nigger didn't even say it

"Use the force, Frodo" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Face it, you pingpingpingpings love the idiots that post retarded shit on facebook. It gives you something to laugh about.


I only go on Facebook to look at the funny pics you put up Lukian.

He's just stealing them from the Welcome To The Internet page. Plagiarist!

[BIGS]

Biggest mistake I ever made was changing status to 'in a relationship' which required annulment 6 weeks later. Lesson learned..

[YOUR MATE]

Success. I win facebook.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d28/Nthn_suss/success_zps817ce4d9.jpg (http://s32.photobucket.com/user/Nthn_suss/media/success_zps817ce4d9.jpg.html)

[beatle]

Last year I changed my birthday about 4 times.
made me laugh when people wished me a happy birthday multiple times a few months apart.

[Brockas]

Last year I changed my birthday about 4 times.
made me laugh when people wished me a happy birthday multiple times a few months apart.
LOL

Tristan (magic1) refused to jump on the facebook bandwagon for a couple of years, so as a good mate I decided to make a profile for him.

Didn't actually know his birthday as I'm actually a shit mate, so just picked a random day.

So once a year, on a random day unrelated to his birthday, Tristan would wake up to 30+ SMS's from people wishing him a happy one .

[Riggs]

I just ask Kuek to stalk strippers, hookers and random wf.

[Dagon]

Facebook wouldn't have jack shit on it if people didn't do any of those things mentioned!If all these things were removed, facebook would be *exactly* like Google+. Empty but occasionally interesting.

[ReaperSS]

What pisses me off is all the baby bump updates, baby scans, millions of baby pictures . Fuck off babys!!!

[evoeata]

photos of food. who gives a fuck

[shifted]

1) richard to PM girls.

Asking if they want rides in his Supra?

Bitches love Supras.


photos of food. who gives a fuck

How else would you know if they are hitting their calories for the gym, travelling or being reminiscent of travel, or attempting to be socially acceptable?

[JME]

It's just a medium that promotes what I've known for a while now. People are inexperienced, complacent fucking idiots living a self imposed fragile existence yet have never truly lived through 'tough times'. Bring on WWIII.


Also I think its amazing TJ is able to encompass all seven key points in one status. Here's to you big guy xoxo.

[Risk10k]

photos of food. who gives a fuck

Fuck you, guy!

[TJ]

It's just a medium that promotes what I've known for a while now. People are inexperienced, complacent fucking idiots living a self imposed fragile existence yet have never truly lived through 'tough times'. Bring on WWIII.


Also I think its amazing TJ is able to encompass all seven key points in one status. Here's to you big guy xoxo.

Its fucking hard to manage to juggle them into one!

[ReaperSS]

cant wait for the day someone hacks and brings done facebook for like a months strait. Imagine the sandy vaginas

[R3N]

I only use Facebook to add/look at girls that Daniel/Tyson can't/aren't allowed to with their own account

[Buckets]

I only use Facebook to add/look at girls that Daniel/Tyson can't/aren't allowed to with their own account

Have you even ever been on "your profile" ?