antilag evils minds combined ?

[Liberator]

Heya guys
since I have joined I noticed a fuckload of funny stories about some.of the antics of AL its a laugh riot sometimes =)
So a little bit of back story my employer is having a bit of trouble with the renters behind him as they are partying at all hours of the night during the week. He doesn't care normally on weekends because well that's what we all do right .
but since they have moved in they have had countless nights starting from 7 pm to 7am (week days ) going all night in the back shed and the council and coppers wont do much because the noise level at the front of the property is minimal
the house is way back on said property.
He has tried talking to them and the young blokes wont have a bar of it .

So to the point, I am putting this up here for suggestions on how to show them that it isnt acceptable to keep people up who have jobs during the week especially when they just dont quite down for 12hours threw the night .
So aside from blowing the gord damn back shed up chuck me some ideas cheeky or not cheeky on how I could help out my employer

cheers guys

[mys1]

Its obvious really...

In the words of our esteemed leader "No one has an emergency goat plan"

[2jzlux]

Buy as much blood and bone/sheep shit as possible and dump on the closest boundary to the shed for his "garden bed".

[skidkid]

Fire, and lots of it.

[ReaperSS]

bags of mulies and prawns will do wonders

[regi]

antilag goat-wars

[Damo 69]

fire off a few cartridges in the general direction of the shed

dont be afraid to put a few through the roof of the shed

[ReaperSS]

loud speaker facing the shed, crank 1D or Justin B lol

[ReaperSS]

Invite me around and anythings possible :)

[2jzlux]

Invite me around and they will all die a fiery death:)

Fixed

[Brett_J]

Is there a way to find out who the real estate agent is?
If so, maybe send all the neighbours a letter with the agents details getting them to bombard them complaints.

I wouldn't bother with goats, if they aren't rational and won't consider someone talking to them, then they probably have no regard for an animal and would probably harm it in some fashion for fun.

Maybe one night when they are all asleep, remove all the fuses/safety switches from their power board, turn off the gas and water , pour some sort of chemical on the handles/doors that will burn the shit out them.

Put some decent bullets in the mailbox with a note, "the next lot are coming a whole lot faster is you don't keep the noise down, you have no idea who your neighbours are connected to!"

I used to be better at this, ummmmm, just set random visitors cars on fire, lol

[Damo 69]

I used to be better at this, ummmmm, just set random visitors cars on fire, lol

yessssssssssssssssssss

[Liberator]

Haha this is why this forum is full of win! Top notch ideas he has tried getting the neighbour's in on it but they are mostly pussies apprently and dont want any trouble . Loving the dumping ideas he did consider molitovs but he is a middle age bloke and is trying to get his point across without going to the iron bar hotel.
keep em coming =)

[REXXXED]

Couldn't be that hard to find out who is renting the place out.
If it is through an agent, ring around to a few agents and find out.
If it is being rented out via a private arrangement. Look up who owns the place and give them a call..

[Turboesky]

I had neighbors that used to do the same shit on weeknights. When they were sleeping i removed all these:
http://www.howtoaustralia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blown-fuse-580x333.jpg
No music or noise for a whole week.

[d1mitch]

even better than just removing them take a blow torch to whats left and melt the shit out of it... no more power for a while lol

[Liberator]

even better than just removing them take a blow torch to whats left and melt the shit out of it... no more power for a while lol

I think I like you haha brilliant

[MadDocker]

Piss on a plate a put it in the freezer. Take the thin disk of frozen piss, lift up the weather seal and slip it under their front door. When it melts, piss puddle inside.

Wont stop the noise but yelling at them next time will be funnier when you know they've handled your piss.

[Brett_J]

Piss on a plate a put it in the freezer. Take the thin disk of frozen piss, lift up the weather seal and slip it under their front door. When it melts, piss puddle inside.

Wont stop the noise but yelling at them next time will be funnier when you know they've handled your piss.

In the end you've still got a plate of piss in your own freezer though, nothing's worth me having that around my food !

[sethor]

Piss on a plate a put it in the freezer. Take the thin disk of frozen piss, lift up the weather seal and slip it under their front door. When it melts, piss puddle inside.

Wont stop the noise but yelling at them next time will be funnier when you know they've handled your piss.

Won't that make your freezer smell like piss?

[S85FI]

bags of mulies and prawns will do wonders

^^^^ him do door knock and say hi. A week later there will be lightning. . House burns down.

[kyle_340]

report them for hooning in the street. guaranteed visit from the cops

[Joe]

LOL @ Piss Disk

[sethor]

Since these people are going to sleep at 7am, I would be getting out the mower & whipper snipper then.

[ReaperSS]

Do what i did years back to a guy i hated. I did up invites that looked legit to a " House warming" at the adress of these clowns. Arrival time 12am. Free piss for the first 3 hours and drop off the invitations to all the dodgy houses in Lockridge/balga/rocko/gossys etc.

Caused the guy i knew alot of problems

[Brockas]

5x megaphones on a stand, pointed at their house. All set to 'siren'. Turned on at 7am.


Fight fire with fire.

[kyle_340]

i like ninjas idea haha. open event on facebook that shit

[cplagz]

5x megaphones on a stand, pointed at their house. All set to 'siren'. Turned on at 7am.


Fight fire with fire.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/

If you can get it into the roof space near an a/c duct or light it will drive them fucking insane.

[sethor]

5x megaphones on a stand, pointed at their house. All set to 'siren'. Turned on at 7am.


Fight fire with fire.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120518190146/simpsons/images/e/ee/Bart_links_up_megaphones.PNG

[ReaperSS]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/

If you can get it into the roof space near an a/c duct or light it will drive them fucking insane.

I got one of these, they work a treat here in the office

[Fukushima]

Google the address, agent should be on reiwa

property agents are petty people and will follow up on it with a vengeance

[Brett_J]

Google the address, agent should be on reiwa

property agents are petty people and will follow up on it with a vengeance

No shit, we live in a unit complex, apparently our side lawn is "common property", I parked my car there a few times, the old lady that is head of the strata council here, phones the strata manager, who phoned our agent and then sent us a letter to remind us to not park there, I can't wait to move out and paint lines the entire length of the complex's driveway !

[2JZA70]

depending on the lawn .....covert style op cover it in Round up concentrate........Landlord/Property Manager will be pissed!

[R3N]

Won't that make your freezer smell like piss?

http://i.qkme.me/3jqc.jpg

[S85FI]

No shit, we live in a unit complex, apparently our side lawn is "common property", I parked my car there a few times, the old lady that is head of the strata council here, phones the strata manager, who phoned our agent and then sent us a letter to remind us to not park there, I can't wait to move out and paint lines the entire length of the complex's driveway !

After bond is collected :)

[ossie_21]

Shit in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, light it on fire, knock on the door and run away.

[Yakky Bear]

Some sort of meat in their hubcaps, they will be trying work out for weeks where the smell is coming from. Heat from the brakes will semi cook it too.

[TheChad]

I 100% agree with noisy shit while they are sleeping. speakers out on your mates back verandah facing into their property. Loud enough that it will piss them off, same rules should apply with not being loud enough at the front of the property?
Then, set up a camera, because no doubt these kind of people will pop over the fence and turn it off/destroy the stuff while your mate is at work.

Then he can really fuck them up.
Footage of trespassing should suffice as blackmail, or simply hand it to the cops.

Leaving a stereo on that doesn't break noise restrictions, especially between daylight hours, is not a crime. If quizzed on it he is simply doing it for security so that it appears someone is home.






Myself, I work in hospitality, we regularly have pissups well in to the morning. Though we always try and be respectful and not do it repeatedly...

[siladee]

advertise it as a brothel on gumtree.

[TheChad]

find out phone number, commence antilag cold calling...

[scary]

I had neighbors that used to do the same shit on weeknights. When they were sleeping i removed all these:
http://www.howtoaustralia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blown-fuse-580x333.jpg
No music or noise for a whole week.

I have done this to our old neighbors, tore them out mid party and smashed them on their doorstep - they were strangely quiet after I did 3 times

[Turboesky]

I have done this to our old neighbors, tore them out mid party and smashed them on their doorstep - they were strangely quiet after I did 3 times

Hahaha gold!!!!. Would take some balls to do it mid party.

[evoeata]

Shit in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, light it on fire, knock on the door and run away.

ol' man clements gon shit, when he realizes its shit!

[Damo 69]

ol' man clements gon shit, when he realizes its shit!

he called the shit poop

[HANS YOLO]

find their mains tap for water....over tighten it in the off position and paste on some sort of glue to keep it that way/or angle grind the tap off

....can cover said tap with own feces once operation complete for extra lols

[Satan]

150 litres of unleaded into a 44, melt in a stack of polystyrene and catapult it over their fence, followed by a boating flare

I have a stack of out of date flares you can have actually, they'd be fun to dispose of

[scary]

Hahaha gold!!!!. Would take some balls to do it mid party.

Months of bullshit eventually made me snap at 3am

[schnoods]

Whatever you do, if it is for your employer, ask for a payrise first.

[MadDocker]

150 litres of unleaded into a 44, melt in a stack of polystyrene and catapult it over their fence, followed by a boating flare

Who has $250 for home made napalm these days?

Shit into a dishwashing glove and smear "please keep the noise down" on their garage door in with it. Nobody wants to mess with someone prepared to write notes with human shit.

[DRKWRX]

fucking with their garden is a good idea considering it is a rental! kill everything.

[Tocchi]

advertise it as a brothel on gumtree.

great idea... send Blaaa over to their house

[Damo 69]

key points taken out of this thread

blow torch fuses
catapalt home made napalm
salt garden
brothel on gumtree (through a few smack pack syringes out the front (with no needle in them for effect))
death threats written in shit????

[RICEY]

When they are out padlock the party shed closed.

[siladee]

1. file a key to have a 90º angle on a peak (as in pic)

2. put inside all their doors while they arent home

3. lol when they cant get the random key out.

4. lol harder when they have to sleep outside

5. profit

http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/siladee/20130830_172654-1.jpg

[thrtytwo]

^genius.

[Phyber]

Wow never thought of the mechanics of the lock making that possible ^^^^. Nice one!

Just make sure you get blanks of different key types as they have different face on vertical patterns (the side grooves) and might not slide in.


Any key experts able to point them out? I'm too lazy to google it yet.

[Saint_23]

Anonymous call to crime stoppers about suspected drug use/lab.

Take out fuses, THEN padlock the meterbox shut.

[siladee]

there are 2 main types. probably split 75/20/5(other types) in perth so you can make an educated guess

[Brett_J]

Fill all the key locks with super glue, shit never comes out !

[mattyb89]

could do what someone did to one of my old bosses pvc pipe glue in the locks and about 50kg of fresh horse shit

[MadDocker]

While you're looking into the keys, check out instructions for a bump key. Wont help you in this instance but they come in handy.

[Risk10k]

Knock on their door and politely ask them to keep the noise down a little.

[shifted]

Gearbox... nah fuck that, I have a wreck you can have to dump on their door step.

There's some great ideas here, I like the glue in the key hole - no one will know what the fuck is going on there.

[DRKWRX]

While you're looking into the keys, check out instructions for a bump key. Wont help you in this instance but they come in handy.

have done this a few times before :) suprised it actually worked.

[YOUR MATE]

Butter their front porch.
Midnight pisses in the letterbox.
Milk in any vent on house/car you can find.
Advertise garage sales every week from 6am.
Expander foam into exhaust pipes.
Araldite doors closed.
If they have a screen door it will open outwards. Get some cloth tape and go all around it a few times and it will not open. Extra lulz if it is their front door as you can knock and run or order them a pizza and watch their failed attempts to get outside.
Order every kind of take away available to arrive at their house at the same time. They will most likely never be able to order food again and it would be hilarious.
Print out dick photos and plaster them on the windows facing in. Or step it up to gay sex/fisting/goatse.

[masTers]

Start pouring used motor oil down drains on their property. Might take a while but eventually they'll get in some form of trouble.

[heavyduty1340]

pour piss in the car vents -
air will never be the same again.

[DRKWRX]

wait for the postman.. check their mail... find out their last name.. find their misses or mum on facebook chat them up then bang em and take photos and then mail the photos to their house.

[Dugle]

Quick mix cement down the exterior drain, they will be swimming in their own turds.

[Evoboycorey]

order multiple male sex workers to the house every night.

[DrKarl]

'Shut the fuck up / please be quiet' in ransom writing strapped onto a brick left out at their door should give them the message. Failing this let it rain bricks over cars and windows when they're being noisy. If you want to keeps it real - something about bricks is just so real.

*Try to make sure the bricks don't match your house..

[Liberator]

Whatever you do, if it is for your employer, ask for a payrise first.
kinda what im hoping for hahaha =)

Loving these ideas hes chosen to go with speakers 2 hours after they go to sleep I'll leave what else he is up to out of this post just incase ;)

[cplagz]

Glyphosate will kill any living plant

[TurboHead]

Try to make sure the bricks don't match your house..

I have heaps of spare bricks if anyone needs.

[JBAE]

just be subtle.... start small and discreet.

Bags of sugar ALOT of suger and compressed air crop dust the place with sugar....

or Coca-Cola in a super soaker ALOT of coke..... everyone fucking hates ants!







if that fails....

thermite in a pot plant atop a small propane tank in front yard...

[siladee]

hahahahhahahaha 2nd option is a massive escalation. do it

[Yakky Bear]

fuck yeah super soaker full of coca cola is a great idea!

[stumps.]

Maybe knock on their door and ask them politely if they could refrain from making so much noise.

[Brett_J]

Maybe knock on their door and ask them politely if they could refrain from making so much noise.

Yeah, good call......



He has tried talking to them and the young blokes wont have a bar of it .

[Liberator]

Update : owners have been talked to as of today ,if nothing is done and it happens again boss is prepared for the nine yards , here is hoping :)

[crabman]

Get a couple of cheap 2000w flood lights from bunnings, climb into roof space/tap into shed power at night. Leave lights on 24/7. They will love their power bills.

EDIT: Actually, may cause house fire in the roof space of house. Win win.