VIP Racewars Ticket

[chris260]

I am sure by now everybody knows what this is.

Contact me if you would like it.

$350

0417 992 963 (Chris)

Pro's
You get to hold your car flat for 1000m
You can tell everyone that VIP means "Very Immense Penis" (I have been)

Con's
You may have to park next to a Torana that makes you cry.
Your car may explode in a dazzling ball of fire and incinerate your face. (would look awesome on youtube, you may have to take my word for it because your eyeballs will look like sultanas)

Getting your car to fill my spot will be easy as I sleep with the event organiser.

CR

[RICEY]

How about you just give me the ticket?

[chris260]

Ricey, I had a look at your profile on RSVP And it said you like long walks, which is great because you can fuc right off!
:-)

[RICEY]

Why are you searching men's profiles on RSVP?

[chris260]

Your mum is getting bored of me and is to lazy to look for someone else.
And by lazy I mean gaged and tied up.

[RICEY]

She isnt tied and gagged, thats the IV lines and oxygen mask keeping her alive.

You should raise your standards a little!

[chris260]

Dam, I thought her heavy breathing was from me.

[SSICK]

Tell Trent to take the skyline!

[Buckets]

Getting your car to fill my spot will be easy as I sleep with the event organiser.

CR

I look forward to filling your spot CR. ;)

[heavyduty1340]

Is this still for sale?

[chris260]

Is this still for sale?

Sure is

[chris260]

Open to offers

[chris260]

$350

[dak dak]

Pm sent :)

[Buckets]

Entries are now closed for 2013. This spot is no longer available for sale.