Little things that annoy you

[stumps.]

In opposition to things that make you feel good.

GO


Pulling on toilet paper only to have it break square by square
Coriander

[ben351]

You.








xoxo :)

[adrenalin]

Abos

[Joe]

Dropping shit in the work van, and it goes down the fucking seat gap into oblivion.. its like the object is magnetically attracted to the gaps in the seats, never to be seen again.

Idiots who don't know how to use a shared cycle / pedestrian path i.e. weaving from side to side, and when alerted to the fact that a bicycle is approaching, they freeze in the middle of the path, blocking the way entirely.

[stumps.]

You.











xoxo :)

This happened quicker than I expected.

I also thought you would have said your dick, but you have to use it for it to annoy you.

[Ben Wha]

Ben Henry's penis

[monk_13]

Co-worker breathing = less oxygen for me.

[mr_rotary]

Finding someone put 1/3 of a rheem in the copier.
Leaving empty toilet rolls on the toilet floor when the bin is 3 steps away.

[stumps.]

Skinny steering wheels

[disc0-dan]

People who chew with their mouth open while looking over your shoulder or working in close proximity to you.

[ben351]

People who chew with their mouth open should be killed.

No excuse.

and crickets .... useless insects.

[Gleeso]

Obese people who bitch and moan about their weight and do nothing about it.

disco dan/Ben351: Too fucking right, tell the pingpingpingpings to go back to the paddock with the other cows. So annoying!

[ReaperSS]

Just about everyone in Perth doing 10-20 kph under the limit. Also taking off so slow that i barely get into 3rd gear
Dont get me started with the stick figure family suv's FFS!

[Scaf]

People that spend 5 minutes scraping the yogurt tub to get every last drop out.

Hard spacebar hitters.

[Gleeso]

Dropping shit in the work van, and it goes down the fucking seat gap into oblivion.. its like the object is magnetically attracted to the gaps in the seats, never to be seen again.


Relevant:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/1848_573624592657142_1681464527_n.jpg

[sensei_]

Dropping shit in the work van, and it goes down the fucking seat gap into oblivion.. its like the object is magnetically attracted to the gaps in the seats, never to be seen again.

cant you use a small cushion/towel to fill up the seat gap? i cut up a piece of foam that goes inbetween the seat gaps and havent had my pens/phone/wallet fall thru since.


People that spend 5 minutes scraping the yogurt tub to get every last drop out..

you mean at work? or at home

[shiznits]

When you wriggle underneath your car, only to find out you have to wriggle out again to get a tool you forgot.

[Scaf]

you mean at work? or at home

No at work, scrape all you want at home.

Oh and how could i forget, the loud speaker guy, walks around the office speaking on loudspeaker on his phone FUCK JUST PUT IT TO YOUR EAR!!!!

I want to murder almost everyone here.


When you're wriggle underneath your car, only to find out you have to wriggle out again to get a tool you forgot.

Or you're laying on it.

[mr_rotary]

Oh and how could i forget, the loud speaker guy, walks around the office speaking on loudspeaker on his phone FUCK JUST PUT IT TO YOUR EAR!!!!People who dial via loudspeaker in an office. Why, just why??

[mr_mike]

The paint shop foreman at work, pingpingpingping is a 5ft, 60kg red headed runt with a fuct leg that thinks he knows everything. Gonna throw him in a wheelie bin soon!!

[adrenalin]

Julia Gillard

Religious people knocking on my door to ask if i need to find jesus

Bosses ring tone ( Whistling song from kill bill ) I literally want to drop kick his phone every time it goes off.

The ref at morley who has the fresh prince of bel air hair cut. Looks stupid and is useless at referring.

[R3N]

pingpingpingpings that don't know their road rules then shake their head at you thinking they were the one in the right

[_S9_]

1. Apathy.

ie Not giving a fuck and just leaving shit lying everywhere, never cleaning up.

2. Doing half a job of something and leaving it.

ie. washing the chopping board and knife, then leaving it to "drip dry" for the next 2 weeks.

[Dr.J]

Shopping centres
Inconsiderate people
Narrow mindedness
Poocatcher pants - pull your fucking pants up!

[TJ]

Obese people who bitch and moan about their weight and do nothing about it.


Sorry

[Halle Terry]

- People in the right hand lane that aren't overtaking.
- Hesitant drivers.
- People who don't actively think as they're driving, ie trying to cross several lanes just before their off ramp.

I'm a pretty relaxed dude in general, but I'll go from zero to popping a blood vessel in an instant at this stuff.

[Halle Terry]

People pissing on the fucking toilet seat.

Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ.

[Fukushima]

electrician fixing the light in the airlock with the other door open so I cant go to lunch

pingpingpingping

[TJ]

Thats probably SSICK

[Chris89]

People paying more than retail for things at auction.

[ReaperSS]

People pissing on the fucking toilet seat.

Jesus.

Fucking.

Christ.

Usually guys with small cocks to scared to piss in the urinal because other guys will see the little shrivel haha

[siladee]

people not looking me in the eye when shaking hands. people putting their hand over your should in a dominant nature. fuck I hate it

[Brett Allan]

pingpingping's speeding up to be equal length with you on a merge point...

Tailgaters

"Mates" who talk shit behind your back but no balls to say it to your face

People who drive with earphones in...seriously?

[adrenalin]

Not being able to find Cassettes with current music on it so i don't have to drive to work with headphones in...

[AdN]

Site inductions.....

[Sebdullah]

People who chew with their mouth open should be killed.

No excuse.

and crickets .... useless insects.

not magpies??

people who dont indicate
cops that know fuck all & on a power trip
people who cant think for themselves
people who think we're 'mates' when I've made it clear I dont like them (mostly work speds)

[Gleeso]

Sorry

Haha. Don't know if I heard/seen you moan about it, so you're in the clear... for the moment. :p

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Overuse of words ie: 'Epic'

Especially people with a small vocabulary. In particular when connecting their sentences together with like's, um's and other useless noises.

[Chompy]

when pingpingpingpings have the energy to grab a new roll of toilet roll but obviously don't have the energy to put it on the holder, just sit it on top of the empty roll.

ie; this

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm71/ChompyR8/4847570321_7cca68056e_zps77aed8f8.jpg

[Brett_J]

I honestly try not to let things bother me, live and let live and not worry if it wont effect me for the rest of my life.

Lately though, Society letting us slip further and further into being dumber as a race, thanks to all these things that are meant to enhance our lives, it instead has turned us into rambling morons where it's ok to be stupid.

Songs on the radio that are popular such as "drinking from the bottle!" or whatever it's called, so basically you are celebrating the fact tonight you are going to forgo the option of being a grown adult with the ability to use a glass and have a hint of decorum, instead opting to drink straight from the bottle like a fucking dumb boong/ape without the skill to pour a glass of alcohol.

Females so fucked up at events that they take a fucking crap in the middle of said event and walk off like nothing happened, also the chick that let half the crowd feel her up and love it.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days, you've been given more outlets than ever before to voice your opinion and you waste it by posting video's of yourself taking a shit, status updates that have the grammar/spelling of a fucking autistic kid with a hammer tied to their hand and a keyboard in the other.

Kids have taken the modern language and reverted it back to near on hieroglyphics when there is no need to, can't think for themselves even more than ever, and can't take responsibility for any of their actions any more, but want more than ever in handouts.

Modern Society is fucking abysmal.

Slight rant, but fuck you !

[volt_bite]

Rants

[Damo 69]

People who dordel around with no clear intention – particularly at 5am in the mess up north, don’t stand infront of the toaster doing nothing – don’t just stare at each item you might take for lunch, get the fuck on with it, get your food and get the fuck out of the way.

[TJ]

Overuse of words ie: 'Epic'


Sorry.

[d1mitch]

everything said in this thread, especially the driving ones. same as terry i can go from calm to raging in an instant

[Deke]

-people who brake in a turning lane at a set of lights when the flow of traffic is moving at a green light , and they still stop to check if theres cars coming even though two lanes of traffic is preventing that.
-Leaving empty toilet paper rolls
-right hand lane fuckwits , the worst case is when both right and left lane are neck and neck doing the same speed....for the mother of god i will kill you fuckers
-People who think to long to make simple decisions
-people who open food packets take the contents out then leave the packet on the bench instead of putting it in the bin
-people who use a coffee spoon in the sugar jar then leave left over coffee in the sugar jar
-when you at the shop checkout waiting to pay for something and the idiot infront of you decides to have a 10 minute conversation

just a few if i think hard enough i think i could write a book.

[d1mitch]

your food packets one made me think

-people who use the sandwich press and leave melted cheese/remanant of their lunch all over it and dont come back to clean it up.

[Niva]

the people chewing while looking over your shoulder thing... fuck. Thought my dad was the only one that did that, be fixing his computer and he would just have his fucking head like 10cm from mine eating some sort of pickled fucking onion concotion.

The other one is people who lean on your chair, IF I WANTED MORE TILT ID FUCKING TILT.

[evoeata]

people that done wear shoes in shopping centres - thats my food your walking past with your disease infested feet. take 2 seconds and 5 bucks to put a pair of thongs on.

people at work that put milk back in the fridge with less than 2 drops in it. pingpingpingpings.

[stumps.]

-people who brake in a turning lane at a set of lights when the flow of traffic is moving at a green light , and they still stop to check if theres cars coming even though two lanes of traffic is preventing that.


People who come to a near stop in slip lanes

[Deke]

people that done wear shoes in shopping centres - thats my food your walking past with your disease infested feet. take 2 seconds and 5 bucks to put a pair of thongs on.

people at work that put milk back in the fridge with less than 2 drops in it. pingpingpingpings.

YESSSS both of those but the first one cant stand that either

[sensei_]

people at work that put milk back in the fridge with less than 2 drops in it. pingpingpingpings.

fuck my brother did that at home. same deal with soap, shampoo, toothpaste.

[siladee]

joining soap together so you use every last bit. ten cents worth of soap wont break the bank pingpingpingpings!

[LostInTheWoods]

People who take a shit at work, then have a fap and leave their fapshit in the bowl.

[Ben Wha]

Especially people with a small vocabulary. In particular when connecting their sentences together with like's, um's and other useless noises.

:(

[tmz_99]

religious people trying to sell you on their belief system.

[Riggs]

People who take a shit at work, then have a fap and leave their fapshit in the bowl.

LOL. Who the fuck wanks over their own shit?

[ReaperSS]

Poofters haha

[stumps.]

fapshit. LOL

[-Luke-]

Cars with out soles


#YOLO

[Damo 69]

People who take a shit at work, then have a fap and leave their fapshit in the bowl.

people who fap at work in general

[evo5aurus]

I honestly try not to let things bother me, live and let live and not worry if it wont effect me for the rest of my life.

Lately though, Society letting us slip further and further into being dumber as a race, thanks to all these things that are meant to enhance our lives, it instead has turned us into rambling morons where it's ok to be stupid.

Songs on the radio that are popular such as "drinking from the bottle!" or whatever it's called, so basically you are celebrating the fact tonight you are going to forgo the option of being a grown adult with the ability to use a glass and have a hint of decorum, instead opting to drink straight from the bottle like a fucking dumb boong/ape without the skill to pour a glass of alcohol.

Females so fucked up at events that they take a fucking crap in the middle of said event and walk off like nothing happened, also the chick that let half the crowd feel her up and love it.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days, you've been given more outlets than ever before to voice your opinion and you waste it by posting video's of yourself taking a shit, status updates that have the grammar/spelling of a fucking autistic kid with a hammer tied to their hand and a keyboard in the other.

Kids have taken the modern language and reverted it back to near on hieroglyphics when there is no need to, can't think for themselves even more than ever, and can't take responsibility for any of their actions any more, but want more than ever in handouts.

Modern Society is fucking abysmal.

Slight rant, but fuck you !

people who think the next gen are regressing society.

the same shit has been preached by old pingpingpingpings for centuries and everything is still ticking over just fine and if it does turn to shit guess who raised the kids responsible?


Cars with out soles


#YOLO

I'd be worried if my car had feet.

[ola]

- People in the right hand lane that aren't overtaking.

THIS ^^

It astounds me how many fuckwits on our roads cannot understand the simple principle behind 'Keep left unless overtaking'. It's pretty self-explanatory.

[Brett_J]

people who think the next gen are regressing society.

the same shit has been preached by old pingpingpingpings for centuries and everything is still ticking over just fine and if it does turn to shit guess who raised the kids responsible?



You're wrong, never has stupidity more celebrated than now, stop using the ancient catch cry of the peoples defender saying it's been preached for years, yet the proof is in the pudding, look at the youth of 50 years ago compared to now, if a chick had climbed the counter at a local food outlet and thrown shit around carrying on like a fucking idiot, she would have almost been publicly whipped.

It wasn't normal for people to do fucking retarded shit and inform other people about it.

[evo5aurus]

never has stupidity been more celebrated than now?

so public drunkenness is a new phenomena and more stupid than say burning witches at the stake? You can argue I'm comparing apples to oranges but it's unequivocal that burning witches is fucking stupid, besides the Salem witch trials can be almost wholly attributed to the actions of a few stupid young girls.

difference today is that every pingpingpingping has a camera and uploads everything they see to youtube for the world to see.

[schnoods]

Having a conversation with someone and a drop of their saliva makes contact with you and then continue to talk as if nothing happened. I wanted the news, not the weather.

The microwave going off when food is done, i bolt to switch it off 2 seconds before its finished just to save myself from hearing the noisy POS.

People who think they are cultured because they travelled once, people who think they are smart because they read a book once, people who try and fight the system for the sake of arguing and then say "its the principle". Lastly people on news/ACA/TT who get conned into something so stupid and lost alot just trying to warn others it could happen to you...

[RICEY]

I used to itemize all the things that gave me the shits.

Now I realize that every time something fucks my happy moods up its the fault of a member of this planet.

In summary, I fucking hate the human race.

The sooner this planet is wiped out the better, we are a fucking embarrassment to the universe.

[Brett_J]

never has stupidity been more celebrated than now?

difference today is that every pingpingpingping has a camera and uploads everything they see to youtube for the world to see.

Case in point.

Someone does something stupid, gets uploaded for the world to see.

Celebrating stupidity.

[fourseven]

Antilag.

Antilag Motorsport.

Antilag Racewars.

Anything to do with Brockas, Buckets, and magic1.

EAFD.

[mehow2g]

pingpingpingpings who have no sense of their surroundings in shops etc just walking around like zombies it fucking shits me every time I go shopping it feels like im a rat in a maze trying to dodge every pingpingpingping around FUCK!

And I'm pretty sure escalator are made to save time not to carry lazy pingpingpingpings "HEHEHEEHEHEE FREE RIDE", especially on flat ones...

[Brett_J]

pingpingpingpings who have no sense of their surroundings in shops etc just walking around like zombies it fucking shits me every time I go shopping it feels like im a rat in a maze trying to dodge every pingpingpingping around FUCK!


LOL, My missus rages hard at this, has actually said to a zombie like moron casually drifting "Move pingpingpingping!"
He shit himself :)

[GTREA]

Im gettin old, I think its fair to say everything annoys me these days.

http://hunternuttall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/abraham-simpson.jpg

[ho57ile]

People who don't do a constant speed on the freeway/highways. Nothing shits me more then slowly catching up to someone for a few minutes, only to brake and have them speed of into the distance. Makes me want to go grand theft auto on their faces with automatic fire arms.

[mehow2g]

90% of the time over taking someone who is the right lane they speed up.

Fuck yeah.

[PHIL]

People who don't do a constant speed on the freeway/highways. Nothing shits me more then slowly catching up to someone for a few minutes, only to brake and have them speed of into the distance. Makes me want to go grand theft auto on their faces with automatic fire arms.

THIS. fucking sucks while driving a truck. finally get up to speed with 40 000l of fuel and the liquid motion stops, then bam slow pingpingpingping pops up ruins everything. if you see a truck coming up behind you then fucking speed up above 100 even if its just 2km/h

[mehow2g]

THIS. fucking sucks while driving a truck. finally get up to speed with 40 000l of fuel and the liquid motion stops, then bam slow pingpingpingping pops up ruins everything. if you see a truck coming up behind you then fucking speed up above 100 even if its just 2km/h

I noticed trucks use the right lane alot more and its understandable hell trucks generally get to the limit before normal cars.

[evo5aurus]

Case in point.

Someone does something stupid, gets uploaded for the world to see.

Celebrating stupidity.

celebrating may be the wrong choice of words but meh I can't disagree

back on topic : rats tails annoy the fuck out of me, especially when owner of said rat tail is perfectly fitting into a stereotype and abusing/threatening a bus driver on a full bus during peak hour for no apparent reason.

[Damo 69]

The chicken corden bleu's you get from butchers everytime they look cooked i.e 180* for 35min they are still pink when you pingpingpingping into them. Fucking gets my goat everytime

[31-EVO]

1- people who talk at you, as if you weren't human or part of their upper society.
2- lsd's that are fucked
3- People who are bent on ramming religion down my japs eye
4- nosey pingpingpingpings
5- animal abusers
6-thieves
7- propper niggers and white scum oxygen thieving dogs
8- everything that ever existed

[PHIL]

celebrating may be the wrong choice of words but meh I can't disagree

back on topic : rats tails annoy the fuck out of me, especially when owner of said rat tail is perfectly fitting into a stereotype and abusing/threatening a bus driver on a full bus during peak hour for no apparent reason.

haha i have a rats tail, but dont fit into that stereotype. although i have had a rats tail since i was 10, it really just grows quicker than the rest of my hair so whatever

[n1ghth4wk]

-Degenerates that use Nokia language whilst in possession of the auto-fill, auto-correct, and other spell-check factory options on their mobile device or iProduct. Even worse when they change the corrected spelling and/or grammar, back to the incorrect way they typed it, because "It didn't look right".
-They're, their, and there. I scored 35% in year 12 English, and even I have a higher understanding of the use of the English language that is taught from about 10 years old.
-People that start shit on people without any evidence or reasoning to back it up ie: "That item you possess is shit because of it's brand" spec insults.
-People who race you to a merge point, and then drop their speed by 10km/h below the speed limit anyway. Or those that cut in front and do it, when there is a 100m gap behind you.
-Shit breaking/bills rocking up EVERY time you have nearly saved for something.

I could go on for days, but fuck that.

[Marti]

Stupid pingpingpingpings in general, its not hard to figure shit out your self
people who talk down to you.
dreamers who have no grasp on reality
the last few generations of kids that have come out, complete idiots !

[ho57ile]

Baby photos on facebook.

[Kickit]

pingpingpingpings with vn commodores and other slow v6's and 5ltrs that think they have 2000rwhp.

[Scaf]

Food photos on facebook.

No one cares.

[RICEY]

Ads on Foxtel, I fucking pay you for the service along with a million other pingpingpingpings, we pay way too much as it is so why the fuck do you need ads?

[wormbo2]

Wow. I cannot disagree with any of these suggestions.

I always thought I was just a picky pingpingpingping, but seems its common place to hate all this dumb shit!

[S133LTR]

People who use the term 'hotted up' when reffering to modified cars.

[RICEY]

Uneducated fuckwits that use the term hoons when referring to car enthusiasts.

[n1ghth4wk]

People who use the term 'hotted up' when reffering to modified cars.

Especially when the footage being played in the background is of a stock 6 cylinder n/a with a catback exhaust, performing a poorly attempted donut.

Oh, and I'll add in every story by TT or other news story that is blamed on hoon drivers, yet they all involve a stolen vehicle, or someone who has blown 0.750 'Just waiting for a mate spec' driver, that has caused the death of somebody else and/or property damage. That isn't typical hooning that has caused it, it's the drink driving that is a problem.

[D3FEKT]

What really grinds my gears:

- Having to park your car away from shit bombs at shopping centres, local parking lots, workplace parking lots, EVERYWHERE in general, because of the big chance that they don't give a fuck about your cars door.

Then you park next to a late model BMW and the pingpingpingping still scrapes yours!

- Having to clean up other incompetent welders work when I start my nightshift.. Gahhh!

/end rant!

[Risk10k]

Cheese.

[RICEY]

Korean Holdens.

[Poktrokt]

People who speak to me at work before my breakfast! Fuck off its 6am and my body thinks I'm still asleep

[siladee]

huggy's shower cam
huggy's behavioral adjustment bottle
tom tracking and breaking my cars
fixed :)

[thrtytwo]

When peoples jaws involuntarily click while they're chewing.

I want to fucking punch them in the face.

[XF Falcon]

try it, might fix their clicking problem

[RMX]

People (mainly women) whom, whilst driving rank the actual act of driving 3rd or 4th on their priority list.
You stupid pingpingpingpings, eating/smoking/makeup/phone/facebook/singing/taking selfies should not be a higher priority than operating a motor vehicle.

[Marti]

People who speak to me at work before my breakfast! Fuck off its 6am and my body thinks I'm still asleep

amen to that

[joshg123]

china junk parts

[duste]

People who use the term 'hotted up' when reffering to modified cars.

'worked'

FUCK. OFF.

[S133LTR]

'stage anything' falcadore owners..

[TJ]

people who only appear out of the woodwork when they need something.

[JME]

Empire performance

fixed

[ho57ile]

"souped up" is a personal favourite.

[joshg123]

fixed

No, those actually fit their desired location.

Quite well i must add

Please dont ban me

[S133LTR]

When Im on night shift and I get to that point in the evening when there are no new posts to veiw.

[Tones]

When on night shift and your having a nice little nap because you got ahead of what needs doing, then you get taken off that machine and onto another to fix someone else's fuck up

[evoeata]

Hashtags and twitter in general. People's love of celebrities... Kardashian got a new haircut, bigger news than a new pope and people using the word "spec".

[KPWISHN]

People's sense of entitlement these days.

[monk_13]

People in shopping centers that;


Stop suddenly for no apparent reason.
Walk into you as if you don't actually exist. And then they crack the shits when they hit me. Not my fault I put a little extra force into my hip n shoulder technique. It's an automatic defense mechanism..
Don't control their children. IE; little shits running around and then screaming when their heads collide with my knee.
People dawdling along weaving from side to side taking up all the room and not allowing people past. MOVE WITH SOME FUCKING PURPOSE PEOPLE. (Elderly, disabled people excused to a point)

[monk_13]

People that REFUSE to learn from their mistakes and wonder why things are going wrong, even after it has been explained, at great length, repeatedly. If you are pulled up for fucking up this very simple task EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU DO IT, maybe, just maybe, you should actually listen to what people are trying to tell you before you get smacked with your ergonomically designed keyboard.

[monk_13]

When I ask the missus whether she feels like option A or option B when talking about dinner/outings etc, and she rattles off those same options. "Well, we can do this or this...."

FOR FUCKS SAKE. I know the options. I just gave them to you. Make a fucking decision before I go to the pub and get pissed with a couple mates instead. Hell, I'd even be impressed if she suggested something different instead.

[adrenalin]

pingpingpingpings that try and wash my window at traffic lights. Fucking hate it especially when you tell them no and they do it still and expect a coin.

[ReaperSS]

People that turn into a turning lane then put there indicator on. Been so many over the last few days.
Also people who smash on the indicator then come across, they think that the idicator gives you right of passage. You still need to look to make sure that someones not in the other lane FFS. Most of the time its someone doing under the limit and you are doing the limit past them then they just come across without looking

[stumps.]

People that use Antilag or internet puns in real life.

[wormbo2]

^^^ get a bunch of those useless Balinese coins, Like 500 Rupiah or whatever
smash a bunch of them in their hand
???
Laugh maniacally as you drive off having paid 12c for the service.

[Skitzo]

Girls that won't try anal at least once.

[scary]

dak dak =ing dok dok

[benjamino]

'worked'

FUCK. OFF.

"Fully custom"

FUCK FURTHER OFF THAT WAY

[D3FEKT]

Modifications people put in stages, It means fuck all. - Especially when buying a Stage 3 camshaft, Might have fuck all difference between that and standard..

[Jumanji]

When you are on the train, there is plenty of room for standing around you, yet a person feels the need to stand so close to you that you could almost class it as dry humping. Shits me beyond belief.

[Deke]

people that feel the need to write a face book status saying its hot on a 30 degree day when they havn't worked up north and know the real meaning of 'hot' weather

[skidkid]

People that contribute nothing to life in general, but think the sun shines out of their ass just because they've been around since the beginning

People assuming that because my car is loud it must be speeding and killing babies

Old people.

[180SXTCY]

humans.

[Damo 69]

hipsters

[siladee]

people who wear Che Guevara shirts with no knowledge of who he was.

[Jumanji]

people who wear Che Guevara shirts with no knowledge of who he was.

kostya tszyu t shirts = Che Guevara t shirts 10 years on, I agree its very annoying. I know neither are the same as one is a revolutionist and the other a fighter but its the same thing i guess making a statement with no clue as to what you're supporting. Same as people wearing Tap Out and or UFC and asking them who they follow and they say "Aw Nahhh cuzz jus luv derr fightin"

FFS..... -.-

[fuzzmeisterr]

'mates' who expect you to pay for shit because you earn more then them. Or only want to catch up because they need a lift somewhere.

[yeahlow34]

people who wear Che Guevara shirts with no knowledge of who he was.

How do you know they don't?

[Miami]

1. Prams in shops after 6pm. If your child is pram-aged, then one of you is a stay-at-home parent - take your child to the shopping centre during working hours, instead of clogging up the aisles when everyone who's worked 8-6 is trying to rush through and organise dinner. Ditto for prams on the train in peak hour.

Actually, why don't I just summarise it as "THE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT OF THE PRAM".

2. Parents who take their young child to adult leisure places (ie cafes, non-fast food restaurants), then get offended when you get annoyed/make a comment/move away from its crying. I came out to relax, unwind and enjoy some adult company, not to listen to a screaming child.

3. People who cant walk in a straight line, or who walk at snails pace 3-across, so that you can't get past them.

4. You go to a restaurant with another couple, the waiter comes to see if we're ready to order but the girls have been too busy talking to look at the menu - more than once. Once is ok, after that - girls, take the hint, shut up for 30 seconds and figure out what you want to eat/drink, THEN continue your conversation about The Block.

[Turbo2.6L]

haha i have a rats tail, but dont fit into that stereotype. although i have had a rats tail since i was 10, it really just grows quicker than the rest of my hair so whatever

Lol. The white trash gene is strong in you son!



When you are on the train, there is plenty of room for standing around you, yet a person feels the need to stand so close to you that you could almost class it as dry humping. Shits me beyond belief.


Or when pingpingpingpings huddle around the door so you can't step in, all the while the isle is completely empty. Fuuuuuuuuuu!!

[siladee]

How do you know they don't?

had friends who wore it and had no idea. also I think I its a fair assumption alot of them don't

[31-EVO]

pingpingpingpings who think they have a sheriff badge

[Jumanji]

Or when pingpingpingpings huddle around the door so you can't step in, all the while the isle is completely empty. Fuuuuuuuuuu!!

^THIS!!!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/10/20/1287561659074/Drive-Angry-1-006.jpg

Get.THE FUCK. Out.


- Attention Seeking Facebook Statuses ; i.e "OMG he like, never pays attention too me" or "why cant a find a nice guy" or "its soooo cuddle weather" EAFD.
- People who cannot for the life of them do the speed limit or drive in the rain or indicate or merge. I swear I get fucking suicidal when I see it. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT!
- People who are incapable of answering a direct coherent question. -.-
- People who dont have a shred of humour or lateral thinking.
- people who stand on the escalator when EVERYONE else is walking up them.

I havent accepted the fact that 80% of the world are sheep and that they enable the rest of us to have a forfilling life as they have no clue as to what they are doing.

[Miami]

5. People who get to the front of a crowded bar, get served their drink, then decide to set up camp on the bar and have a chat.

[Lump]

Asians that snort, cough & hack very loudly

[Halle Terry]

Being hated on because I have too much swag.

[Jumanji]

Asians that snort, cough & hack very loudly

Why just Asians? pretty sure discusting in general.

[Ted Gassner]

pingpingpingpings bitching about the price of SR20’s

[Jumanji]

Another one which happened 10mins ago. People who fill the kettle up for only enough water for one cup of coffee, when you are standing next to them, filling up your mug with coffee.....

-.-

[Lump]

Why just Asians? pretty sure discusting in general.

Because I find them Far worse than any other race. Not being racist its just an observation

[adrenalin]

Go to shanghai and catch the train.

Had about 3 people do it right in my face. Couldnt even move my arms to cover face.

[sensei_]

cockheads who stop in the middle of a shopping centre car park (yes, literally! bloody wrx driver) to wait for a park, whilst people are trying to get out of the car park. maybe subaru should upgrade their eyesight system to include stop being an inconsiderate prick.

[stumps.]

Feminists

[WRCjosh]

people

[mehow2g]

Trying to reverse out of a car and pingpingpingpings fly around you cos they cannot wait

[JDK]

cockheads who stop in the middle of a shopping centre car park (yes, literally! bloody wrx driver) to wait for a park, whilst people are trying to get out of the car park. maybe subaru should upgrade their eyesight system to include stop being an inconsiderate prick.

Classic wrx drivers and the cars inferior eyesight systems.

[Joe]

Trying to reverse out of a car and pingpingpingpings fly around you cos they cannot wait

I want to stab pingpingpingpings who do this... how hard is it to be considerate and spend 15 seconds of their precious time letting someone out, rather than almost causing an accident?

This is probably my biggest pet hate in the entire world.

[mr_rotary]

Trying to reverse out of a car and pingpingpingpings fly around you cos they cannot waitI just keep going to give them the shits.

[ho57ile]

Radio. The adds, the terrible songs, the fuckwit djs.

[Jumanji]

People who are on their phone in the cinema or talk through a movie. The amount of times my mrs has nearly copped a remote to the head its beyond me why she still does it. Fuck it irritates the shit out of me.

Should be shot on sight.

[_S9_]

The amount of times my mrs has nearly copped a remote to the head

Careful, one day you might lose control.

[TJ]

People who are on their phone in the cinema or talk through a movie. The amount of times my mrs has nearly copped a remote to the head its beyond me why she still does it. Fuck it irritates the shit out of me.

Should be shot on sight.

Maybe she is just on hold to the Commonwealth Bank?

[Jumanji]

lol.

Well played sir.

[wormbo2]

Asians that snort, cough & hack very loudly

1:30...couldn't resist.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SU7qABwedNg

[OnParole]

When someone puts a deposit down for an item then they call you up and change their mind and don't want it anymore.

Anyone know what happens with the deposit? do I keep it or ??

[Lump]

you keep it if you want to, ive forgone deposits because ive changed my mind

[siladee]

ae you saying it annoys you?

[OnParole]

It annoys me that some idiot put a deposit down for an item, making me hold on to it for awhile then fucks me over by saying he doesn't want it anymore.

IF legally I can keep the money, It doesn't annoy me anymore.

[siladee]

the money is yours. enjoy it :)

[xr6tego]

Tards that take forever to reverse out of a carparking bay because they dont know how to drive or know the dimensions of their car!

[ho57ile]

People stopping at giveway signs at intersections when the lights block off all traffic onto the road they are turning on to. Just fucking drive.

[Fukushima]

Anyone under 175cm in height

[mys1]

I don't like it when wormbo2 likes my posts - it's disturbing and he should hate me; what with the Fact I banged his misses and all...

Hell he even picked her up after the deed was done! It's to fucking hard to make good enemies these days....

[hugwase]

-pingpingpingpings that get on the horn if you take more than 0.001 seconds taking off at a green light. FUCK YOUR AUTO.
-pingpingpingpings that want to return something at my store with no tags, no receipt and no bank statement, then have the audacity to get stroppy with me when I tell them they need at least one of the aforementioned.
-When glad wrap doesn't tear off properly.

[Crammit]

I don't like it when wormbo2 likes my posts - it's disturbing and he should hate me; what with the Fact I banged his misses and all...

Hell he even picked her up after the deed was done! It's to fucking hard to make good enemies these days....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lMt0rwAKRXM/TvkRslBzjKI/AAAAAAAABos/ANKBTdPBpmQ/s1600/lol+lololol+meme+gif.gif

[RICEY]

When you wait excitedly for 2 weeks to buy a new RC car on ebay you have had your eye on for an awesome price only to find the day your pay goes in the price has increased by $185.

[wormbo2]

I don't like it when wormbo2 likes my posts - it's disturbing and he should hate me; what with the Fact I banged his misses and all...

Hell he even picked her up after the deed was done! It's to fucking hard to make good enemies these days....

Doesn't detract from a comment I agree with/find funny.

All in the past, glad you're over it and moved on with your life....

[mehow2g]

I just keep going to give them the shits.

Cant do it when they are going 50. The only time I complain about speeding really... its funny soccer mums go 20 below on the freeway and 30 above in car parks.

[Damo 69]

I don't like it when wormbo2 likes my posts - it's disturbing and he should hate me; what with the Fact I banged his misses and all...

Hell he even picked her up after the deed was done! It's to fucking hard to make good enemies these days....


http://i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p530/strap69/tumblr_mewgwmZXcP1r5mzd8_zpsd216d0af.jpg

[blackjack]

Having a day off with no computer to watch porn- because it's got a virus from watching too much porn!!!

[c.rusli]

Recovering from flu, and having this sticky Phlegm and muccus at the back of your throat is annoying as fuck!
it doesn't want to come out that easy!

[stumps.]

Anyone under 175cm in height

People with attitudes like this.

Enjoy your knee recon's and shitty aircraft experiences.

[dnl777]

Doesn't detract from a comment I agree with/find funny.

All in the past, glad you're over it and moved on with your life....

Are you still with said misses?

If so, have some self respect and dump that ho to the curb.

What pisses me off is when I'm in the turning lane and there is a massive queue and some asshole comes up the other lane and flicks on his indicator to push in, this happens daily turning left onto Tonkin from Leech.

[ReaperSS]

Women that talk when you trying to watch the tv. Usually right at the best bits aswell

[Sebdullah]

people who wear thongs & dont lift their feet.... asians are the primary culprit here (no racism terry)

[adrenalin]

I don't like it when wormbo2 likes my posts - it's disturbing and he should hate me; what with the Fact I banged his misses and all...

Hell he even picked her up after the deed was done! It's to fucking hard to make good enemies these days....

Has to be in contention for post of the year so far ! Lol

[Frenchy]

Getting beaten by Toyota Echos........

pingpingpingpings who talk about work, when you're having a drink at the wetty.

[sensei_]

What pisses me off is when I'm in the turning lane and there is a massive queue and some asshole comes up the other lane and flicks on his indicator to push in, this happens daily turning left onto Tonkin from Leech.

To be fair, there are people who may have made a genuine mistake. i know i have, and its annoying to be stuck in the wrong lane. Certain roads are not very well marked and people do cock up what lane they should be in.

[protecon]

People who don't indicate.
People who say "and whatnot" or "but" at the end of a sentence.
People who say "it's all good".
People who drive automatics with both feet.
People who don't keep left - either on the road or when walking on the footpath.
People who can't maintain a constant speed in their vehicle.
People who can't judge distance and pull up short of the traffic light sensors.
Women with prams.

[Turbo2.6L]

Perth is t that big of a place, remember et which lane you should be in :p

[sensei_]

Perth is t that big of a place, remember et which lane you should be in :p

its not size of the city, but how often you travel in those places. in some countries the signage is so anal it is often impossible to miss your turn or get in the wrong lane. here in australia i find the signage to be an oversight, made worse if there is roadworks.

[Jumanji]

People who drive along with their foot constantly on the brake.

[RELEASE]

To be fair, there are people who may have made a genuine mistake. i know i have, and its annoying to be stuck in the wrong lane. Certain roads are not very well marked and people do cock up what lane they should be in.so rather than piss people off, admit you made a mistake and go the direction of the lane you chose. Then further up where safe either turn around or go a different way. Not only are the people pushing in pissing people off but those behind who genuinely are wanting to go straight are now queuing up waiting for you to move.

An extra few minutes in your journey isn't a matter of life or death

/rant

[duste]

People who drive along with their foot constantly on the brake.

You don't like burnouts?


Get out.

[TJ]

You can do the old lane cut at some places without being a prick

Grand Prom to Dianella drive the slip lanes always gets full and backs up

Left lane, bang across, into a spot, win and win without holding anyone up. Only people who get angry are those who didnt work it out

[_S9_]

People saying "do a burnout" like some fully sik kunt;

at a cruise
on a forum
to anyone not at a drag strip.

[WRCjosh]

people that walk 3 abreast down a footpath and force me to go round them

[wormbo2]

^^and in shopping centers!^^

There must be some etiquette involved with that shit?
If you want to browse and window shop, stick to the shop window edge, if you're on a mission/know what you are looking for, inside lane, faster and no 3-wide dickheads to fuck it up.

*people who stop to talk in main walkways, generally 3+ people, MOVE DAFUQ AWAY from the traffic area. Thanks pingpingpingpings.

[Buckas]

getting a shit coffee

cyclists (packs)-especially when they take up the whole lane or more. Particularly annoying along marine pde and riverside rd freo where theres single lane and islands

girlfriend talking during movies and tv

those stupid speedbumps whose sole purpose is to destroy the underside of cars and doesn't even touch your tyres

[TJ]

People saying "do a burnout" like some fully sik kunt;

at a cruise
on a forum
to anyone not at a drag strip.

lol may as well delete your account from here if thats the case.

[Jumanji]

You don't like burnouts?


Get out.

You need to ride the brake to do burnouts? weak.

[Damo 69]

people who dont do skids when requested to on the street, in school zones, or on the forum - i hate it when they do it at the drag strip

[sensei_]

so rather than piss people off, admit you made a mistake and go the direction of the lane you chose. Then further up where safe either turn around or go a different way. Not only are the people pushing in pissing people off but those behind who genuinely are wanting to go straight are now queuing up waiting for you to move.

An extra few minutes in your journey isn't a matter of life or death

/rant

you never been lost in a new development before? people dont generally get lost knowing how to get to a certain place, most are probably idiots who never travelled that bit of town before. where permissible, let them in, and move on with life. its like those people who insist on blocking people have something lacking to compensate for.

the only people who have no excuse would be taxi drivers and couriers, afterall they make their living on the road and should know better. also you can tell when one has fucked up vs a "genius" trying to get ahead of traffic.

[dnl777]

On a 2 lane road you're going to know which way you have to go at the intersection.... common sense.

[sensei_]

On a 2 lane road you're going to know which way you have to go at the intersection.... common sense.

some of the intersections arent so simple. i got caught out once along one intersection near the international airport, it was a two lane road split into three lanes (ie. one for each direction - left, straight, right). no signage at all. was new to area, taking a new route, and keeping left (like any considerate road user). ended up in the turning left lane, and tried move over.

in this situation, i couldve either stayed in right lane at a reduced speed, but that would be inconsiderate. or taken the left lane and ended up on tonkin hwy with the next exit/bottleneck quite some distance away.

yesterday in the cbd, i was along st georges tce, there was a bus lane, and two other lanes. as usual, lack of signage and bam, a right turn arrow - luckily i had someone who was nice and let me in, a wave, and everyone is on their merry way. there are many intersections where the lane you end up in has no impact because they can go straight or turn, likewise there are many intersections where if you aren't familar and pick the wrong lane, you will end up in the totally different direction.

[ZAK]

Just the usual.
-Pingpingpings who can't merge
-people dropping half their speed off because its raining.
-getting to the gym @ peak time and its full of chestbrah's shredding for stereo who stand round the equipment talking for half an hour.
-having a shit and your phone rings

[OnParole]

Coons who think they can cross the road whenever and where ever they want even when cars are coming towards them.

[schnoods]

Warm fucking beer.

[PHIL]

pingpingpingpings doing u-turns in front of a truck doing 100kmh loaded with 20 000litres of avgas. then claiming innocence

[RICEY]

Coons who think they can cross the road whenever and where ever they want even when cars are coming towards them.

Don't stop, years ago some coon walked right in front of me as I was bog lapping it through NB along James St. I didn't brake nor lift off the gas, granted I was going fairly slow but I still scared the fuck out of him when I hit him. He was so shocked he didn't even give chase, probably lucky for me in hindsight.

[OnParole]

I'm more worried about damaging my car then them, they got hard heads, it's like hitting a concrete ball. and usually whatever they touch stinks like shit and you can't get rid of the smell no matter how many times you wash and scrub it.

[mys1]

Coons

Fixed

[wormbo2]

I'm more worried about damaging my car then them, they got hard heads, it's like hitting a concrete ball. and usually whatever they touch stinks like shit and you can't get rid of the smell no matter how many times you wash and scrub it.

Quoted for fucking TRUTH!! Hahaha

[PHIL]

Lived in kal for 12 months. Just run the pingpingpingpings over

[D3FEKT]

Lived in Armadale for 1 day - Run their bony little shins over, Makr sure the pingpingpingpings never walk again!

[Fozzy]

Australia post

[thommo]

People (females in particular) that think ugg boots are suitable to be worn in public. Letterbox should be the furthest they travel from home.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thommo1985/8562474069/" title="Untitled by thommo1985, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8370/8562474069_d656ce6024.jpg" width="300" height="340" alt="Untitled"></a>

And people wearing sunglasses or hats indoors

[BOSS 290]

My ex. She's about to get fucked with no Vasiline.

[RICEY]

My ex. She's about to get fucked with no Vasiline.

Shit gone south? That's fucked, last we spoke you were on good terms...

[protecon]

Getting soap in your jap-eye.

[BOSS 290]

Shit gone south? That's fucked, last we spoke you were on good terms...

Not when she comes into my house when I'm overseas and removes items without my consent......never mind, that's why we have lawyers :)

[sensei_]

twats who sit at the lights without paying attention to the signals. had one idiot who sat thru a turning signal despite me holding down the horn to let him know of the signal.

[protecon]

Not when she comes into my house when I'm overseas and removes items without my consent......never mind, that's why we have lawyers :)
She has keys?
Chicks are weird when it comes to split-ups. Never trust them because once they figure out you no longer want them, they turn into money-grabbing pingpingpingpings.

[TJ]

S Never trust them

fixed

[Phonat]

porn without anal

[ossie_21]

People that don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them. There's one sour pingpingpingping at my work I've held it open for a few times (metal fire doors btw) and she barely even looks at me, next time I'm just going to let it go

[TJ]

Yeah fuck that - also a pet hate.

[Tocchi]

- when chicks say their best friend is hot, and you know damn straight the bitch is ugly ... it's like "please, she aint here now, you don't have to bullshit"

- missing sitter lay-ups

- people who get angry at perth traffic when it isnt that bad... pingpingpingpings need chill pills

- vending machines not taking notes larger than $10

[RICEY]

When the battery in the smoke detector decides to drop below the acceptable voltage at 5am this morning and you wake to BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP pause BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

[wormbo2]

You're lucky Ricey! Mine's hard wired, so everytime someone cooks and it gets a bit smoky, you can't even disabled the fucker, gotta spend 5 minutes in the hallway flappIng the teatowel like a fuckwit while someone finishes dinner haha

[RICEY]

I pulled the fuckin battery out then it started chirping once every 30 secs so I snapped the pingpingpingping off its base, wrapped it in a sleeping bag and put it in the cupboard.

[ben351]

Put 35% tint on my car yesterday as the Police said the 6% i had on was too dark.

Now I don't even want to drive my car any more :(

[MadDocker]

Mrs. drops the keys near the front door instead of putting them on the bench. This morning I search for my keys and find this...
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/KouNtS_UtM/Spider_zps8b78fe82.jpg

[180SXTCY]

^ I know exactly how you feel mate.

pingpingpingpings.

[duste]

I pulled the fuckin battery out then it started chirping once every 30 secs so I snapped the pingpingpingping off its base, wrapped it in a sleeping bag and put it in the cupboard.

Hahahaha, I literally had to do this just last week! Persistent little fuckers, aren't they...

[d1mitch]

twats who sit at the lights without paying attention to the signals. had one idiot who sat thru a turning signal despite me holding down the horn to let him know of the signal.

ive had the same thing multiple times, how can they not hear the horn??? its even worse when they realise as it goes orange and take off thorugh the orange leaving you sitting at the red light

[protecon]

ive had the same thing multiple times, how can they not hear the horn??? its even worse when they realise as it goes orange and take off thorugh the orange leaving you sitting at the red light

Or people who are in the right-hand lane at the lights (dual carriageway and no turn lane) and wait until the lights change to green before putting their right indicator on..

[Evman]

Mrs. drops the keys near the front door instead of putting them on the bench. This morning I search for my keys and find this...
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/KouNtS_UtM/Spider_zps8b78fe82.jpg

It's a trap. She's trying to kill you and make it look like an accident

[180SXTCY]

when the internet is really slow at work ):

[MadDocker]

It's a trap. She's trying to kill you and make it look like an accident

That explains the lunch she packed for me.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/KouNtS_UtM/Knifewich_zps392d4da3.jpg

[SSICK]

You're lucky Ricey! Mine's hard wired, so everytime someone cooks and it gets a bit smoky, you can't even disabled the fucker, gotta spend 5 minutes in the hallway flappIng the teatowel like a fuckwit while someone finishes dinner haha

every smoke alarm has a HUSH button. usually in the centre. If youre not tall enough, use a broom stick to push it.

All smoke alarms will beep when the battery is fucked, even hard wired ones.

[V70R]

People who chuck their cigarette butt out the window of the car in front.

[Jumanji]

People that indicate to turn around a roundabout but go straight instead.

[Jase]

Brake lights before indicators

[ReaperSS]

It's a trap. She's trying to kill you and make it look like an accident

Ahhh the old wolf spider, not to dangerous. Just make you a little sick. You can pick them up most times without being bitten. ive been bitten once.

[Stealthed]

Webber at the start of every race.

[POH73]

Photocopiers without paper
Staplers with staples

Office toilets with no toilet paper

Driving 20-30km/h under the limit during rain

Mythbusters should do a show proving that cars will not go flying off the road and burst into flames if the speed limit is reached in wet conditions. The ridiculous thing is people drive slower but display the same mentality as usual instead of travelling at the normal rate whilst being more attentive.

[Sebdullah]

Bikes that lane split at a red light, then take off slower than everybody around them when it goes green

[V70R]

Banks that don't cash your cheques instantly

[duste]

People who complain about things of which they have the power to change, like those who complain about their own bank, for example, which they can quite easily change for another.

[Chase_d]

When you ask a friend to go pick up 15L of distilled water to do do a coolant flush and come back with only 10L and by the time you realise you're over 3L short they are no longer around and the cars up on chassis stands.

[ossie_21]

That explains the lunch she packed for me.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/KouNtS_UtM/Knifewich_zps392d4da3.jpg

Decent looking manwich

[MadDocker]

Was a bit dry.

[31-EVO]

Jeeps, but they annoy me more than a little bit.

My boss

Diesel in your hair

Sand in my vagina

[RICEY]

Above reminded me,

Diesel/Coolant in your armpit. Reach up to undo a fuel filter/coolant drain and the lovely fluid uses your arm as a highway to the oasis that is your armpit.

[heavyduty1340]

Tyre shops that lose your rim and tyre - seriously how fucking usless is that

Drop it of one day last week for a puncture repair - go to pick it up today, and they stand there with a blank look on their face???

Fucktards - better have a good look tonight as I want it back tomoz!!

[ho57ile]

Facebook when it rains/is warmer then 30 degrees.

[Brockas]

Expanding on that - Facebook in general annoys me, yet I can't bring myself to delete it / not check it as it's become an accepted form of communication and where most event invites are sent.


Vaguebooking has to be the most annoying shit on Facebook. Those who engage in it really need to take up another hobby.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vaguebooking

[ho57ile]

http://i.imgur.com/RUtfa.jpg

Totally agree. It really annoys me a lot of the time, but I feel like I'll be missing out if I don't have it :\