Little things that annoy you

[S85FI]

was impatient one day waiting for boxers to dry, went commando, cuaght the skin in my zip,not so bad, proceeded to unzip. BAD. didnt worry bout it till i noticed my helmet cover shrink just a bit. got to the point were trying to fuck would split the fore skin, went to doc, its now at the point pulling back is impossible. now waiting for circumsision. apparently very common.

Yep...Been there..but not to the point of surgery. I ended up getting fine needle nose external jaw pliers and pried apart the Zip.... so hurts!

Good luck with the procedure.

[Frenchy]

Buying car parts from well know online business...
Getting told two week wait, so I end up putting down the coin to purchase.

6weeks later parts finally leave shop.....10days after it leaves shop, still waiting for it to arrive at door.
Contacted the fucktards at Toll about picking it up myself and get the run around for the past 4hrs...cause I have nothing better to do :/

2/10 will not do again!

Support your local workshops!!

/rant

[Risk10k]

buying a 1/10th share in a powerbll ticket for about $20 to win $2.70 - couldn't even buy a beer......

One of the truck drivers that does the meat/bone/fat collection is on around 4-5k a week, owns own truck etc. Sinks around 400$ a week into lotto.

[DRKWRX]

^^ lol that is crazy....

[Passage GT]

Buying car parts from well know online business...
Getting told two week wait, so I end up putting down the coin to purchase.

6weeks later parts finally leave shop.....10days after it leaves shop, still waiting for it to arrive at door.
Contacted the fucktards at Toll about picking it up myself and get the run around for the past 4hrs...cause I have nothing better to do :/

2/10 will not do again!

Support your local workshops!!

/rant

i'd gladly do such if i lived in perth, i refuse to up here, everything has a fucking stupid mark up, sometimes twice as much as you'd pay in perth.

[ossie_21]

Movie posters that come out with a few of the actors on it, but the names across dont match to the photos/head shots

[baz]

Do you have a pram in your car when you park there, or are you just being a wanker who thinks his car is better than everyone else's?

No better than able-bodied people who park in ACROD bays.

I never park in Disable bays or Seniors bay -ever.
People do not choose to become disabled or seniors .
You choose to have kids, not my problem so tough shit!

[Gleeso]

Buying car parts from well know online business...
Getting told two week wait, so I end up putting down the coin to purchase.

6weeks later parts finally leave shop.....10days after it leaves shop, still waiting for it to arrive at door.
Contacted the fucktards at Toll about picking it up myself and get the run around for the past 4hrs...cause I have nothing better to do :/

/rant

That's me with Chase Bays ('merica). Items were only sent out last Friday and were ordered on the 14th of March. I had no choice but to wait because what I want can only come from them. Put my project back a bit, and now I have to wait 6 weeks or so before I have any real free time.

[Risk10k]

I never park in Disable bays or Seniors bay -ever.
People do not choose to become disabled or seniors .
You choose to have kids, not my problem so tough shit!


What a fantastic view of the world you have.

[huggy_b]

You choose to have kids, not my problem so tough shit!


Women only need to come within a 5m radius of a certain signwriter on AL and they will be lucky if they are only carrying one child - hardly their fault surely?

[duste]

I never park in Disable bays or Seniors bay -ever.
People do not choose to become disabled or seniors .
You choose to have kids, not my problem so tough shit!

Do you not choose to drive your car to the shops? Perhaps you should consider public transport in future, champ.

[TJ]

I reckon parents with prams should be as far away from the entrance as possible to encourage parents to leave kids at home or locked in the car casino asian parent spec

/stir

[V70R]

These little fuckers.

Indian meal moths:
http://www.venturepestcontrol.com/images/pantrymoth.jpg

You spray them and they turn into these little maggot-like looking bastards:
http://museumvictoria.com.au/pages/6985/Maggots_sm.gif

[SimonR32]

These little fuckers.

Indian meal moths:
http://www.venturepestcontrol.com/images/pantrymoth.jpg

You spray them and they turn into these little maggot-like looking bastards:
http://museumvictoria.com.au/pages/6985/Maggots_sm.gif

LOL you retard

[V70R]

LOL you retard

:(

[d1mitch]

buying some cheapo car amp from jb hifi, take it home wire it all up, turn ignition on and bam blows fuses check all the connections with the multimeter (all fine), change ground point (sand back paint etc). try again with new fuses and smoke comes out... tried furiously to keep smoke in but it all got out. :(

called jb hifi to tell them about the faulty product, they say that because i installed it myself its not covered by warranty... then they correct themselves and say it is but they will have to send it away which will take 6-8 weeks... wtf, its not a warranty issue the product is faulty regardless of who installed it. if i bought a tv and took it home and plugged it in and if fried they would replace it regardless of who plugged it in.

contemplating calling consumer affairs to see where i stand

[protecon]

if i bought a tv and took it home and plugged it in and if fried they would replace it regardless of who plugged it in.
Yeah but you can't get positive and negative around the wrong way with a TV plug.

[Macca]

buying some cheapo car amp from jb hifi, take it home wire it all up, turn ignition on and bam blows fuses check all the connections with the multimeter (all fine), change ground point (sand back paint etc). try again with new fuses and smoke comes out... tried furiously to keep smoke in but it all got out. :(

called jb hifi to tell them about the faulty product, they say that because i installed it myself its not covered by warranty... then they correct themselves and say it is but they will have to send it away which will take 6-8 weeks... wtf, its not a warranty issue the product is faulty regardless of who installed it. if i bought a tv and took it home and plugged it in and if fried they would replace it regardless of who plugged it in.

contemplating calling consumer affairs to see where i stand


You will find in the book for the amp it will state it needs to be installed by a qualified installer and on the receipt it will state that Electrical items have to be returned to manufacturer for assessment.

Good luck happens all the time with car audio.

[Buckets]

The fucking shithouse gay as fuck French animated short films about fucking insects the ABC put on before the 7pm news. FUCK THEY MAKE ME RAGE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SHOW THAT SHIT ?

(I don't have Sky News onsite so ABC is the only other option)

[V70R]

The fucking shithouse gay as fuck French animated short films about fucking insects the ABC put on before the 7pm news. FUCK THEY MAKE ME RAGE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SHOW THAT SHIT ?

(I don't have Sky News onsite so ABC is the only other option)
change channel.

[cplagz]

Hahaha, I think they are hilarious! They are so fucking random

[NoOg_sTaR]

pingpingpingpings that organise a 7:00am appointment and change it to 9:30am... At 7:15am when I am already on site.

Then they decide to change the time once more. pingpingpingpings.

[d1mitch]

Yeah but you can't get positive and negative around the wrong way with a TV plug.

correct but you could have a power surge or have a dodgy plug and you would have to be pretty thick to get it mixed up on an amp aswell. there is a big negative and positive sign.


You will find in the book for the amp it will state it needs to be installed by a qualified installer and on the receipt it will state that Electrical items have to be returned to manufacturer for assessment.

Good luck happens all the time with car audio.

from what i can see on the receipt and the booklet there is no mention of a qualified installer at all nor did the sales guy say it when i said i would be installing myself.

[Fukushima]

You will find in the book for the amp it will state it needs to be installed by a qualified installer and on the receipt it will state that Electrical items have to be returned to manufacturer for assessment.

Good luck happens all the time with car audio.

And what exactly is a "qualified installer"?

Don't tell me there is a tafe course for it because I know plenty of installers that walked on to the job and started doing it for the big chains including myself back in the day.

Is the qualification simply working for the retailer?

[Risk10k]

Send off for repair is standard. I did my mtx thunder 1000watt dealy, sent out a 2000watt thing to replace it.

[Alt_F4]

At this point I realise it is already 1am and that I have an on site meeting at 7am.

pingpingpingpings that organise a 7:00am appointment and change it to 9:30am... At 7:15am when I am already on site.

Then they decide to change the time once more. pingpingpingpings.
I LOL'd

[DRKWRX]

there are some stupid pingpingpingpings in the building trade I swear.

[[Jacek]]

Those guys that short-shift their flappy paddle golfs/BMWs/audis 6 times before hitting 50km/h. JUST LET IT REV!!!!!

[31-EVO]

Flappy paddle boxes, give me a gear stick any day.

[Dagon]

After receiving corporate emails for months on end telling everyone how awesome the company is doing, we receive this little gem:

XXXX remains a premier contractor in the region and our long-term outlook for growth remains strong, but we need to take near-term actions to appropriately respond to changing market conditions, maintain competitiveness and address recovery rates. Each of our businesses is prudently responding by carefully reviewing headcount, chargeability, workload and other areas where we have opportunities to reduce costs to levels consistent with the volume of work in the region. Examples include asking some employees to work a reduced work week for a period of time until the volume of work recovers. XXXX’s business remains healthy and we continue to see good opportunities for growth for our employees in Australia-Asia.In other words: we just fired 10% of our force at random, we know you're aware of this, and this email is a heads-up to say we might do it again later if we choose. Suck it up, princess.

[bmgtz]

made redudant last august.....got another job..then...dodged a redundancy bullet in new job on friday last week. twice in a year would have been shit!!

[Fukushima]

Maybe you should work harder ;)

[tinto]

;1105592']Those guys that short-shift their flappy paddle golfs/BMWs/audis 6 times before hitting 50km/h. JUST LET IT REV!!!!!

That's how they operate in Drive unless you're putting your boot in it.
In S-mode they rev out but its a manic drive.
In D-mode they short shift for better economy. I often look down and see that I'm in 6th while driving miss daisy.

I ain't even mad tho.

[S85FI]

;1105592']Those guys that short-shift their flappy paddle golfs/BMWs/audis 6 times before hitting 50km/h. JUST LET IT REV!!!!!

Pretty sure they all do it in economy mode.

[Risk10k]

Ending to the Following. Not knowing if Kevin Bacon is in the second season.

[bmgtz]

top salesman for australia at the first place is that hard enough?.....still learning the ropes at the second place but have highest budget australia wide.

here is the funny part tho....the first place have no sales people left and expect their customers to ring a call centre in sydney.....then wonder why sales are down

[duste]

top salesman for australia at the first place is that hard enough?

No

[Lonewolf]

clean toilet.
urge to take shit multiplies by 100x.

[Risk10k]

Carnauba wax for the bowl.

[hako]

;1105592']Those guys that short-shift their flappy paddle golfs/BMWs/audis 6 times before hitting 50km/h. JUST LET IT REV!!!!!

As mentioned this is DSG in D.
Had a VW Touareg recently and it would smash into 7th within a few seconds of taking off, alternatively any RS Audi is ridiculous when left in S, will just keep itself in 2nd and scare people.

[31-EVO]

Service advisors, 80 series cruiser clutch, didn't order me fuck all!!
So much easier if I could just order the parts my fucking self.

Spigot bushes that are stuck to fuck!!!

FUUUUUUUUU

[[Jacek]]

As mentioned this is DSG in D.
Had a VW Touareg recently and it would smash into 7th within a few seconds of taking off, alternatively any RS Audi is ridiculous when left in S, will just keep itself in 2nd and scare people.

Well, it sounds shit and it annoys me :( :D

[TJ]

Gunfire shifts are awesome

[Tre-Cool]

fly to work, have a txt message on arrival to call guy i report to over in qld. told services no longer required (dont participate in team enough was reasoning, bit rich coming from a guy who has spoken to me twice in 14 months), but they need me to work another swing or 2, yet have already removed my admin rights. so i can't actually do any work. lol

bonus is local project manager who i actually report to onsite is pissed about it, giving me glowing references.

[_S9_]

The stupid fuck in the lowered white subaru forrester this morning - exits freeway onto Powis street in the wet, powers it around the sweeping bend.

Dickhead loses it, mounts the kerb at a 45degree angle, bounces over, sparks fly everywhere, then recovers like nothing happened.

[skidkid]

Not being able to find a new block that easily for the 944.

New motor is going to take forever. FML

[Brett_J]

Not being able to find a new block that easily for the 944.

New motor is going to take forever. FML

What are you talking about, they are easy to get !
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm179/MONGO56/924s8.jpg

[Buckets]

fly to work, have a txt message on arrival to call guy i report to over in qld. told services no longer required (dont participate in team enough was reasoning, bit rich coming from a guy who has spoken to me twice in 14 months), but they need me to work another swing or 2, yet have already removed my admin rights. so i can't actually do any work. lol

bonus is local project manager who i actually report to onsite is pissed about it, giving me glowing references.

Adverse action. Google it. It's basically impossible (not quite but it's extremely difficult) for an employer to defend against an adverse action claim. It's a much better option than an unfair dismissal claim and gives you a lot more options to get a lot more cash out of them.

[Damo 69]

The stupid fuck in the lowered white subaru forrester this morning - exits freeway onto Powis street in the wet, powers it around the sweeping bend.

Dickhead loses it, mounts the kerb at a 45degree angle, bounces over, sparks fly everywhere, then recovers like nothing happened.

what a knob, that bend is slippery as shit in the wet

[Tre-Cool]

Adverse action. Google it. It's basically impossible (not quite but it's extremely difficult) for an employer to defend against an adverse action claim. It's a much better option than an unfair dismissal claim and gives you a lot more options to get a lot more cash out of them.

im a sub-contractor, not a big deal for me. have been looking for a new role for a while anyway. im basically loosing skills/getting dumber by the day when im here. was sticking around because i was getting paid bulk $$$, was the only reason i left my previous employer after 4.5yrs. (was already regretting it a month later)

[Trolley]

This dipshit endangering lives on Tuesday annoyed me.

Double white lines, two cars doing the speed limit, downhill to blind bend approaching... NO PROBLEM, YOLO!
"UNFORGOTTEN" banner/sticker emblazoned across the back windscreen.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ydxlp-MT6I8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Tre-Cool]

Wow, that is seriously fucking dumb

[Trolley]

I reckon. My foot got off the accelerator and I puckered my anus, awaiting carnage. The dude in the 4WD coming the other way had his arm out the window as if to say "wtf are you doing?"

[Gleeso]

I was not expecting it to be that fucking close. You could've easily been taken out in the carnage.

I don't condone snitching, but this would be a perfect time to get the plates from this vid and do that report a hoon thing.

[n1ghth4wk]

The stupid fuck in the lowered white subaru forrester this morning - exits freeway onto Powis street in the wet, powers it around the sweeping bend.

Dickhead loses it, mounts the kerb at a 45degree angle, bounces over, sparks fly everywhere, then recovers like nothing happened.

White on either stock rims or Rotas with JDM stickers on it? Newer model?

[Trolley]

I was not expecting it to be that fucking close.

It was a lot closer than the video suggests. The wide angle makes things look further away than they actually are. Unfortunately due to the contrast caused by driving into the sun at the time I wasn't able to pull a plate from the video. The quality is fairly bad. I do remember part of the plates however and have pm'd fourseven for advice.

[Dr.J]

More little things that annoy me and no doubt other people too...

Forgetting to take tissues out of your pockets before washing your clothes.
People who water the pavement/road instead of their garden. Stop wasting water muddafuggers!
People who arrive late and don't apologise.

[Brett_J]

This dipshit endangering lives on Tuesday annoyed me.

Double white lines, two cars doing the speed limit, downhill to blind bend approaching... NO PROBLEM, YOLO!
"UNFORGOTTEN" banner/sticker emblazoned across the back windscreen.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ydxlp-MT6I8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Is that a Legnum?
Not many in Perth, be easy to find him.

[Trolley]

Is that a Legnum?
Not many in Perth, be easy to find him.

I know who it is ;)

[Brett_J]

I know who it is ;)

Even better, fuckhead deserves to lose his car, could have wrecked a few lives with dumb shit like that !

[siladee]

I have a screenshot the guys name/facebook if you want

[Trolley]

LOL be my guest siladee. It seems like a few people know him.

[siladee]

I dont, just used my AL/FB detective skills
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/siladee/Screenshot_2013-05-02-12-37-59.png

[shifted]

God that sticker looks hideous.

[Dr.J]

God that sticker looks hideous.

It really does.
Antilag detectives strike again..? :)

[_S9_]

White on either stock rims or Rotas with JDM stickers on it? Newer model?
White on stock wrx rims (painted black) - older model circa 02-04 shape

[mr_mike]

I dont, just used my AL/FB detective skills
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/siladee/Screenshot_2013-05-02-12-37-59.png

shouldnt have to worry much longer lookin at the picture a missile is just about to hit it

[_S9_]

LOL @ comments

I have formulated some suggested replies;



Glenn Polidano 14 minutes ago
and car club in perth fact or fiction my friend we are in albany and bunbury as well as over east america and new zealand so lear what your posting up and get the story correct first champ
Who gives a fuck where your club of niggerdicks is from.




Glenn Polidano 16 minutes ago
if needed to contact me for more info or to chat 0426203384 but removal of video would be great mate to tarnish a whole club because of dumb ass not good bro
This video ain't going nowhere.

*post ad on gumtree with mobile number - purple legnum for sale*




Glenn Polidano 18 minutes ago
its ok as this dumb fuck has just been torn a new ass hole as i am far from impressed
Thanks dad.










p.s.
http://i.imgur.com/HjrNE40.gif

[Brett_J]

Is he Aiden?

[jzx_andy]

http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/11943_10151595001462733_2009146655_n.jpg

maybe he knows now...

[Damo 69]

all over east coast of USA,

sure its not a different club with the same name?

[sensei_]

The stupid fuck in the lowered white subaru forrester this morning - exits freeway onto Powis street in the wet, powers it around the sweeping bend.

Dickhead loses it, mounts the kerb at a 45degree angle, bounces over, sparks fly everywhere, then recovers like nothing happened.

serves him right for driving like a knob. hope he has some nice damage to his car. that should teach him for driving like a tool.

[mr_rotary]

^^ Lol. The amount of people that lose it at that corner is staggering. Perfectly safe corner but just stupid perth drivers who can't seem to figure out how to go around a corner. There used to be a steel light pole on the left of the exit that is a magnet. As soon as it get's fixed it's down again.

[TJ]

serves him right for driving like a knob. hope he has some nice damage to his car. that should teach him for driving like a tool.

You dont understand, its a Subaru and wet. Understeer defaults by a factor of 600, probably wasnt even trying to lose it.

[gazza750]

Dickhead who wash cars on their driveway wasting water when they have lawn to park on for washing : especially as it is against the law to wash a car in your driveway in this state

[Trolley]

I dont, just used my AL/FB detective skills
http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/siladee/Screenshot_2013-05-02-12-37-59.png

Nice work. I had a gander at Facebook last night and couldn't find him but managed to confirm his plates (I remembered partial digits) via other means. Looks like I missed all the fun on Facebook as I was out for lunch. Looks like some Unforgotten members posts were deleted :(

[Damo 69]

LOL at jealous that unforgotton is bigger than AL.

although i havent been on a unforgotton cruise i am gonna go with a stab in the dark here and say it wasnt as big as the last official antilag cruise.

[Brett_J]

LOL at jealous that unforgotton is bigger than AL.

although i havent been on a unforgotton cruise i am gonna go with a stab in the dark here and say it wasnt as big as the last official antilag cruise.

I saw that and lol'd too

So jelly !

[Riggs]

Link

[sensei_]

You dont understand, its a Subaru and wet. Understeer defaults by a factor of 600, probably wasnt even trying to lose it.

if he wasnt trying to lose it, that means that he doesnt understand the limits of his car or the road.


Dickhead who wash cars on their driveway wasting water when they have lawn to park on for washing : especially as it is against the law to wash a car in your driveway in this state

what if there is no lawn to wash car on? is it still illegal to wash car on driveway?

[TJ]

if he wasnt trying to lose it, that means that he doesnt understand the limits of his car or the road.



what if there is no lawn to wash car on? is it still illegal to wash car on driveway?

You fail at sarcasm detection

[RG]

People who race through busy car parks like bloody lunatics

[OnParole]

Shit Perth Car Club names, "Unforgotten", "Undisputed", "Ruthless", "ROE", "Bad Influence", Why are the car club names always something try hardish? Can't it just be something simple and not something along the lines of being bad.

[Fozzy]

My wife when I am trying to watch TV/Movie. Why doesnt the bitch realise that shit is more important than what she has to say.

[Alt_F4]

Any and all pingpingpingpings in the superannuation industry that make it impossible to consolidate your super.

[Alt_F4]

The retarded bitch at the vitamin store who swapped my pre-workout I was about to buy 'that had gone hard' with something completely different with out me noticing.
Thanks slut.

[TJ]

Any and all pingpingpingpings in the superannuation industry that make it impossible to consolidate your super.

Isnt it just one form these days?

[RICEY]

Dickhead who wash cars on their driveway wasting water when they have lawn to park on for washing : especially as it is against the law to wash a car in your driveway in this state

I dont have a lawn, what am I meant to do?

[Alt_F4]

Isnt it just one form these days?
1 form for each super fund you want to rollover.
Then they turn around and tell you that the ATO's form doesn't have all the mandatory information they require, so they send you an 6 page document to fill out instead.

[Risk10k]

Me telling the wife I was going to do something, and then she gets all shitty when I don't do it.



Geezus.

[Dr.J]

Ads on YouTube.
Video upload to YouTube fails after 2 x 7 hour attempts.
The price of fuel.

[Fozzy]

Checking gumtree and seeing 3 x mid 20's euro female tourists needing a lift to exmouth and only having 1 seat!

[Brett_J]

Checking gumtree and seeing 3 x mid 20's euro female tourists needing a lift to exmouth and only having 1 seat!

I didn't even look into that when I was driving to Broome, was fucking spewing when I realised I could have fucked their payment out of them for the ride :P !

[PHIL]

The price of fuel.

try living south of perth/mandurah. i work for BP and you guys in perth still get it cheaper than me

[thrtytwo]

wow...He is really unforgotten!!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304195_567288436634664_1972624331_n.jpg

Was at a friends house and her roomate walks in wearing a Silvia jumper, I'm like;

me "is that Silvia WA??"
her "nah its nissan silvia.com"
me "Ahh ok, so your not a full crack whore then!"
her "how do you know what it is?"
me "oh I'm on some car forums"
her "which one?"
me "antilag mostly"
her "Antifag, they stole our waffles idea. SilviaWA started it and then they stole it"

so much hate for antilag.

/CSB

[Fozzy]

Silviawa invented socialising over waffles? Who'd a thunk it.

[Niva]

the names people come up with for drugs these days

[sensei_]

You fail at sarcasm detection

excuse me then whilst i go back to ESL class, because i have no fucking clue what you were trying to say before.

[TJ]

wow...He is really unforgotten!!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304195_567288436634664_1972624331_n.jpg

Was at a friends house and her roomate walks in wearing a Silvia jumper, I'm like;

me "is that Silvia WA??"
her "nah its nissan silvia.com"
me "Ahh ok, so your not a full crack whore then!"
her "how do you know what it is?"
me "oh I'm on some car forums"
her "which one?"
me "antilag mostly"
her "Antifag, they stole our waffles idea. SilviaWA started it and then they stole it"

so much hate for antilag.

/CSB

Pics of girl?

[TJ]

excuse me then whilst i go back to ESL class, because i have no fucking clue what you were trying to say before.

Unlucky

[thrtytwo]

Pics of girl?

Don't want to unleash wrath of AL on housemate of potential suitor.

[TJ]

1 form for each super fund you want to rollover.
Then they turn around and tell you that the ATO's form doesn't have all the mandatory information they require, so they send you an 6 page document to fill out instead.

Did mine recently - Just filled in one form, but I guess our work are proactive about helping.

Rolled over something like 29k.

[TJ]

Don't want to unleash wrath of AL on housemate of potential suitor.

I guess a fb link will have to do.

[dmwill]

When 2.5 hours of parking costs half of what you paid for the meal and beer you just had.

[mr_mike]

Don't want to unleash wrath of AL on housemate of potential suitor.


what annoys me? currently ^^^ this guy :P

[Lonewolf]

little bit of rain = snail minefield

[Risk10k]

At work before every other pingpingpingping, do more work than every other pingpingpingping, leave after every other pingpingpingping, get paid less that every other pingpingpingping. Oh, then drive out to mundijong for a delivery because its "on my way home", an hour round trip out of my fucking way.


Fuck you cuuuuuuunt.

[Risk10k]

Also pingpingpingpings who complain about me complaining - "I hate people who complain about their situation, then don't do anything.". Maybe I'm venting pingpingpingping, how about I fix my situation by skull fucking your mrs? pingpingpingping.

That everyone in porn has a bigger willy than me, especially bullshit when some of them are trannys. That's fucking bullshit.

[Damo 69]

"Antifag, they stole our waffles idea. SilviaWA started it and then they stole it"



and thats how racewars started, over waffles so it was really silvia WA's idea

[RICEY]

Still makes me laugh when retards think antifag is an insult.

[DAN [GTI]]

Still makes me laugh when retards think antifag is an insult.

...term of endearment :D

[Halle Terry]

Going to the can thinking I've got to shit and nothing coming out.

[duste]

^ Annoys the shit out of me.

[Skitzo]

Don't want to unleash wrath of AL on housemate of potential suitor.

Give us a first name.

People that spell my name wrong. Especially on Facebook, when it's right infront of them.

Getting a text last night at 11:58pm, asking how my day was so far (also had my name spelt wrong). Then sending me another text at 1:42am with simply a question mark because i hadn't replied.

BITCH, I'M FUCKING SLEEPING!

[Passage GT]

try living south of perth/mandurah. i work for BP and you guys in perth still get it cheaper than me

i'll raise you pilbara prices, for everything, especially fuel.
also will have to check gumtree in future for backpacker lifts

[RICEY]

Going to the can thinking I've got to shit and nothing coming out.

I have a story and a half in this subject, too long to type on iphone will do when I get home.

[Damo 69]

i'll raise you pilbara prices, for everything, especially fuel.
also will have to check gumtree in future for backpacker lifts

fly in day stop in tom price to get smoko / lunch god forbid i get a pack of smokes too lucky to get change from a $50

[gazza750]

I dont have a lawn, what am I meant to do?
Go to a carwash even if you have no lawn you are not allowed to wash on road s or driveways

[protecon]

Go to a carwash even if you have no lawn you are not allowed to wash on road s or driveways

http://replygif.net/i/242.gif

You can wash your car, with a hose, anywhere, you just can't hose down your driveway.

[SSICK]

Go to a carwash even if you have no lawn you are not allowed to wash on road s or driveways

old fart.

[DAN [GTI]]

I wash my car on my driveway all the time. Who cares...

I am more pissed the the people who have busted sprinkler that shoot 10M into the air or even more so to people who have sprinkler that span the width of the road and do not water their lawn/garded in any way!! These people not only waste water but make me waste water having to wash off all the crap that is now stuck to my wet car.

[RICEY]

I have a story and a half in this subject, too long to type on iphone will do when I get home.

OK.

It all started with a toothache. I put up with it till it began to keep me awake at night. I went to the dentist and was given the option of a stupid expensive root canal or rip it out cheap. I chose the jew option as even with private heath the bill was going to be huge. Then began 45mins of the dentist alsmost getting to the point of kneeling on my chest to try and remove this tooth. Ended up cutting it in half and removing it in pieces. She said you will be in some pain once the drugs wear off and gave me a prescription for panadeine forte. Here is where mistakes begin to happen.

I was in so much pain for days that I smashed a whole pack of forte and went back for more. After a few days the pain started to subside and all was good (apart from pieces of teeth being pushed out of my gums over the next couple of weeks but that's another story) One morning I wake up and get ready for work, I feel the need for a crap but decide to wait till Im at work and get paid for it hehe. I work for an hour or so then realise it's time to go to the toilet. I sit down and get ready to lose some weight when a horrible thing happens. Im busting but it wont come out. I begin to panic, sweat starts pouring out and I begin to feel nauseous. No matter how hard I try it wont happen. I stagger to the office and say I think I need a doctor, the foreman says shit you look bad all your colour has gone. He rings the docs but no appts till that afternoon. I say fuck that take me to the chemist. Get there and say I cant go to the toilet all Ive been on is forte, she says didnt they tell you they cause constipation? No, they didnt. (pingpingpingpings). She walks me over to the right section and says which one do you want? I said what works the quickest? This one but it goes in your butt. Ill take it and as Im walking out I start farting uncontrollably and fear that Im about to shit myself in public. I manage to get to the car and back to work without incident. Back on the toilet and squeeze this crap into my asshole then wait. And wait.....and wait..... There is a shower in the toilets so I strip off and lay on the floor under the shower to try and feel better. I feel like its about to happen so i get dressed and back in the cubicle. Again, no dice. Back in the shower again. About 45 mins later I feel some movement. I cbf going back to the toilet so I try a test push. I feel something come out and think oops, but instantly feel 100% better. I turn around and there is the biggest fucking turd I have ever seen in my life, no shit (no pun intended). I then had to wait till smoko so the coast was clear and I could carry this monster to the toilet.

That morning was definitely annoying.

[Brett_J]

OK.

It all started with a toothache. I put up with it till it began to keep me awake at night. I went to the dentist and was given the option of a stupid expensive root canal or rip it out cheap. I chose the jew option as even with private heath the bill was going to be huge. Then began 45mins of the dentist alsmost getting to the point of kneeling on my chest to try and remove this tooth. Ended up cutting it in half and removing it in pieces. She said you will be in some pain once the drugs wear off and gave me a prescription for panadeine forte. Here is where mistakes begin to happen.

I was in so much pain for days that I smashed a whole pack of forte and went back for more. After a few days the pain started to subside and all was good (apart from pieces of teeth being pushed out of my gums over the next couple of weeks but that's another story) One morning I wake up and get ready for work, I feel the need for a crap but decide to wait till Im at work and get paid for it hehe. I work for an hour or so then realise it's time to go to the toilet. I sit down and get ready to lose some weight when a horrible thing happens. Im busting but it wont come out. I begin to panic, sweat starts pouring out and I begin to feel nauseous. No matter how hard I try it wont happen. I stagger to the office and say I think I need a doctor, the foreman says shit you look bad all your colour has gone. He rings the docs but no appts till that afternoon. I say fuck that take me to the chemist. Get there and say I cant go to the toilet all Ive been on is forte, she says didnt they tell you they cause constipation? No, they didnt. (pingpingpingpings). She walks me over to the right section and says which one do you want? I said what works the quickest? This one but it goes in your butt. Ill take it and as Im walking out I start farting uncontrollably and fear that Im about to shit myself in public. I manage to get to the car and back to work without incident. Back on the toilet and squeeze this crap into my asshole then wait. And wait.....and wait..... There is a shower in the toilets so I strip off and lay on the floor under the shower to try and feel better. I feel like its about to happen so i get dressed and back in the cubicle. Again, no dice. Back in the shower again. About 45 mins later I feel some movement. I cbf going back to the toilet so I try a test push. I feel something come out and think oops, but instantly feel 100% better. I turn around and there is the biggest fucking turd I have ever seen in my life, no shit (no pun intended). I then had to wait till smoko so the coast was clear and I could carry this monster to the toilet.

That morning was definitely annoying.

Lol, In tears pingpingpingping !

[Evman]

It all started with a toothache...

Was lol-ing all the way through

[hako]

...as Im walking out I start farting uncontrollably and fear that Im about to shit myself in public...
I then had to wait till smoko so the coast was clear and I could carry this monster to the toilet.

FKN LOL

[SSICK]

hahahahahahahhahahaha so good

[TJ]

Hahahah Ricey!

[Trolley]

LOL @ carrying the monster to the toilet. I would have just stamped it down the drain hole.

With boots on obviously.

[RICEY]

I considered it but wasn't possible, this thing had the density of concrete and the weight of lead. I actually had to put my manual handling training into practice when attempting to lift this thing off the ground so I would avoid back injury.

[31-EVO]

I'd imagin your stories to be on par with max tucker, so fucking good.

[Risk10k]

Change your fucking name to shower shit. Meow.

[Skitzo]

bahahahah. Legit LOL's.

[BLACK HULK]

HAHA I had to show my housemate that for even more LOL's

[OnParole]

Lucky you brought that monster to the toilet to flush it Ricey, if you kept it out any longer it would be feeding off our centrelink, sniffing glue, stealing other peoples shit and been labelled as a coon.

[mr_mike]

hahahaha that is fucking gold ricey, i am honestly laughing like a dick head here

[RICEY]

Lucky you brought that monster to the toilet to flush it Ricey, if you kept it out any longer it would be feeding off our centrelink, sniffing glue, stealing other peoples shit and been labelled as a coon.

No that wouldnt happen because it was created by panadeine which is white and works. (See what I did there?)

[INSINR8R]

ben351's probably upset you didn't take a photo.

[wormbo2]

When people don't take photos of their massive shits!

[S85FI]

fly in day stop in tom price to get smoko / lunch god forbid i get a pack of smokes too lucky to get change from a $50

Nanutarra Roadhouse, lucky to see change from a $100

[Passage GT]

Hahaha, that had me in fucking tears ricey.

Never stop at nannutarra! Take a jerry can if you need to and stop at fortesque

[YOUR MATE]

4:55 am and I am in hysterics at work after Ricey's tail (geddit?).

I'd shake your hand but I know what it's done.

[bgtx3]

Just read that to my wife, serious loud LOLs!!!!
You sir, are my hero. My belly hurts from laughing and will never look at the shower the same.

[S85FI]

RiCeY I had to read your story a couple of times. Not such a professional look at work....
So my question to you.... wtf did you pick it up with? pliers? tech2?,

[RICEY]

Well I wasn't prepared for this situation obviously. Not normally having showers at work meant I had no towel so I had to resort to a bag of multicoloured clean rags to dry myself. I gently patted dry my battered, dehydrated and exhausted body while repeatedly glancing over at the source of my extreme pain, anxiety and anguish. While inanimate, it instilled in me a fear that would not be forgotten for some time to come. I waited for the smoko bell, quietly sitting on the shower bench, head in my hands, trying to comprehend what had just happened to me. I felt it was self aware, and worse still aware of me. It knew what it had done, knew I felt violated by this thing that was much larger than the recommended maximum diameter for my rear exit. I quickly covered it with the rags I had used to dry myself but it didn't help. While I could no longer see it, I still felt it's presence. Time seemed to slow down as I waited for that bell, the bell that would signify an end to this experience. The only sound was the slow dripping of water from the shower head. I considered leaving it there and escaping this place of bad memories and denying all knowledge. No, I could not expose another human being to the horror I had witnessed, this offspring of hell. Finally the bell rang, commotion outside the door as people washed up for smoko. I stayed silent, hearing whispers I can only presume were about me. If only they knew, dropped jaws and silence would replace the whispers. Then it was quiet again, the coast was clear. I opened the door slightly and looked left and right, nobody in sight. I crouched down over the pile of rags and prepared myself for final contact with this evil mass of digested food mixed with pure evil. While tucking the rags under it I wrapped my fingers around it and lifted. Instantly I was shocked by the weight and rigidity of it. I wanted to drop it there and then and run, run as fast as I could and never look back. But no, this had to be done, if not for myself for the sake of humanity. I carried it to the toilet and gently slid it into the bowl. It was then that I felt anxiety building again, my breathing shallow and heart rate increasing. What if it wont flush? I placed my finger on the button, closed my eyes and with my other hand made the sign of the cross. I stopped breathing and pushed the button, holding it till the cistern was exhausted of water. I kept my eyes closed as the cistern refilled then silence. My eyelids felt as if they would never open. Slowly I opened my eyes and looked into the bowl. Relief poured over my body like a warm shower as I realised it was gone. I walked to the mirror, washed my hands several times, each time feeling it wasn't enough. Eventually I convinced myself my hands were clean and placed my hands on the sink and met my own eyes in my reflection.

I survived.

[n1ghth4wk]

Fucking lol, funniest pingpingpingping out

[Tre-Cool]

i just have this mental picture of ricey picking up this turd as delicate as he would be holding a new born baby, all the while trying to hold back gag reflexes.

[RICEY]

Was the same fucking size as a newborn. In fact it was like a birth except the tears were not tears of joy.

[YOUR MATE]

So early in the year to be taking out "post of 2013" but we all know it's just happened.

[Lonewolf]

So early in the year to be taking out "post of 2013" but we all know it's just happened.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Cm6reI9PaGU/T_71aBqTc7I/AAAAAAAAB8Y/fZPrUKDtDsA/s1600/Shit+happens.jpg

[R3N]

Was the same fucking size as a newborn. In fact it was like a birth except the tears were not tears of joy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uPaepSmzDJQ/TOFQV8p2mGI/AAAAAAAAAEw/0yigoFP10gA/s1600/More+crap.JPG

[INSINR8R]

Ricey only has to beat this to claim biggest piece of shit in the world
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_p1f7jwrho4wYd49KLYfajiGaFW2RF vYC_UAjoMFYL0N75aL84w

[jzx_andy]

Idiot in red FN2R sitting doing 90 km/h in the right hand lane on the mitchell freeway this morning.... I go past him in the left lane and shortly after he starts doing like 120, cutting in and out of the right hand lanes and gets ahead of me.... does 90, again, in the right hand lane... and I need to use that lane to overtake another car but this fucktard is holding everyone up... WHY?!

[RICEY]

Idiot in red FN2R sitting doing 90 km/h in the right hand lane on the mitchell freeway this morning.... I go past him in the left lane and shortly after he starts doing like 120, cutting in and out of the right hand lanes and gets ahead of me.... does 90, again, in the right hand lane... and I need to use that lane to overtake another car but this fucktard is holding everyone up... WHY?!

Because oxygen wasting fucking idiot.

[mr_mike]

when the fuck did it become acceptable or common practise to offer shitter cars for swaps when someone is selling a vehicle. Selling my GQ Patrol at the moment in the last 48hrs i have been offerd to swap a VR commodore (with a new battery), Au Fairmont, Range Rover Discovery and a B2600 ute.
My ad clearly says i have a company car now so dont need a 3rd car!!!

[Alt_F4]

What's your best price for cash?

[gazza750]

when the fuck did it become acceptable or common practise to offer shitter cars for swaps when someone is selling a vehicle. Selling my GQ Patrol at the moment in the last 48hrs i have been offerd to swap a VR commodore (with a new battery), Au Fairmont, Range Rover Discovery and a B2600 ute.
My ad clearly says i have a company car now so dont need a 3rd car!!!
Gumtree? everyone seems to think that site is a swapsie site

[Damo 69]

when the fuck did it become acceptable or common practise to offer shitter cars for swaps when someone is selling a vehicle. Selling my GQ Patrol at the moment in the last 48hrs i have been offerd to swap a VR commodore (with a new battery), Au Fairmont, Range Rover Discovery and a B2600 ute.
My ad clearly says i have a company car now so dont need a 3rd car!!!

i have been offered countless S13's for my vehicle. very little cash my way

[Niva]

trust me, as many people as there is out there asking to swap for stupid shit. there is just as many people out there willing to swap for stupid shit.

I turned a $100 civic into a clean 1j cressy within months, and had fun in between. GSXR, soarer etc

[shifted]

i have been offered countless S13's for my vehicle. very little cash my way

Reading the S13 bit... I got offered one for my rims. Should have taken it haha.

[mr_mike]

Gumtree? everyone seems to think that site is a swapsie site

yes gumtree, tho one was from a person on here.

[TJ]

Name names

[RICEY]

When I take the Commo out for a long drive and there's nobody to play with in sight.

I then take the Dualis out and every set of lights I line up next to an "enthusiast".

[racegtst]

I have the Corolla advertised and got offered $1,000, then he increased his price to $10,000 then abused me when I told him to fuck off and come back when he can afford it.

He sent a text the next day saying red book said it was worth $10K.

Anyone want a mobile number for laughs!

[Drift_R32]

I've had afew strange people over the 73 cars I've sold

I just got offered a iPhone 5 and 1300$ cash for a car worth 3000$

Had the redbook queers many a time
Once had some old guy argue with me for a good 10mins
Told him to fuk off
Kept calling like 6 times

[Tre-Cool]

When I take the Commo out for a long drive and there's nobody to play with in sight.

I then take the Dualis out and every set of lights I line up next to an "enthusiast".

Have a similar issue with the ve, except i take off normally and get upto speed limit and pingpingpingpings next to me are going hard to keep up. haha

[Daisy]

When I take the Commo out for a long drive and there's nobody to play with in sight. .

same. hardly ever got to run bikes with my ute, sell and buy a shitter pulsar, first night i take it out for a spin, 6 different bikes in the space of an hour. so much rage.

[beatle]

.95BAR off a gt35r, same power as ct12a's, but with added lag.

[Halle Terry]

On the bike no one wants to run me, I did get a new C63 AMG coupe to give it a few goes on the freeway at like 4am once. That was great fun.

[Phonat]

when you go to the toilet at a party/club and there's piss all over the floor, and you know the next guy will think you did it

when the sink splashes over your pants and it looks like you shook off all over em

[eaglesfandavid]

Waiting and watching people delete/retype their facebook message 10 times before replying something small like "yer cool"......

[Brockas]

Go to a carwash even if you have no lawn you are not allowed to wash on road s or driveways

So to save water, you want me to burn unnecessary fuel (and emit additional emissions) to go to a carwash, wash my car with a high pressure hose, watch that water go straight into the drain, and use the exact amount of water as I would at home?

How does that make even the slightest amount of sense?

http://overyonderlust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/276253_Papel-de-Parede-Meme-Jackie-Chan_1280x1024.jpg

[180SXTCY]

at least when your washing your car on the lawn, the lawn is getting watered as well and not just going down the drain.

[DRKWRX]

don't the car wash places recycle the water?

[Brockas]

don't the car wash places recycle the water?
Possibly, in which case it makes sense.

[Sensible]

Being told you need knee surgery this week,
Which means missing the supersprint at Wanneroo on saturday

[RICEY]

Possibly, in which case it makes sense.

LOL

[Ash-u-lee]

New HSSE Admin girls that took my old position complaining for 2 work days straight about providing HSSE administration support to operations staff that have taken over some of the HSSE admin duties. Then sending abusive emails with senior leadership CCd.

I don't even.

[huggy_b]

Being told you need knee surgery this week,
Which means missing the supersprint at Wanneroo on saturday

Recon?

If so, don't google youtube videos of the surgery. They are brutal.

[NoOg_sTaR]

Getting told after 3 weeks that my Twin plate/single mass flywheel combo can no longer be supplied to me.

Euro scene is full of pingpingpingpings. Fact.

[Risk10k]

Having to fight to get a day off to go to hospital for my daughter to be born, yet every other person under me has had time off last week for no fucking reason.

[Brockas]

Let me start off by saying I have NO problems with tattoo's... I don't personally have any because I don't see the appeal, but I don't care if others do.

rant \on

HOWEVER.... It seems like nearly every day I see someone whinging on Facebook that they were discriminated against / looked at funny / treated like white trash because they have a full sleeve or similar. They then post pictures constantly which preach shit like "This guy has a sleeve and he's a DOCTOR!!!" just because some pingpingpingping with tatts is wearing a white coat....

Before you get a tattoo, you know that certain people will consider it trashy or think you're lower class because you have one. They will judge you before they meet you... this is nothing new, everyone knows there are people out there with this belief and it's actually quite commonplace. It has to be part of the 'con' column when weighing up the pros / cons of getting ink, especially if you value the opinions of anyone other than yourself (if you don't, you wouldn't bother making a Facebook post trying to change people's opinion).

If you have a serious issue with people judging you or looking down on you (and you actually care) then don't get a fucking tattoo. If you do get one, knowing that people will judge you, don't complain about it afterwards.



Slightly unrelated, but it's similar to pingpingpingpings who bitch about yellow stickers / defects. You know cops defect cars. You know certain mods attract defects more than others. If you mod your car knowing this, and you get stickered, cop it on the chin and move on. If getting a sticker is such a big deal, get the mods engineered, or don't mod your car. Simple...


rant \off

[31-EVO]

Generally those people who get them, are too fucking retarded as they are getting a tattoo as a fashion statement, not a personal reason.

[Lump]

car enthuisiasts that think their car has a 'rocket cover'

[stumps.]

What do you mean I can't get a job because I have a Koi fish tattooed on my neck/face. Its hell meaningful bro

[INSINR8R]

The freeway. What are they doing between the city and Hutton St? It's just one big clusterfuck.

[[Jacek]]

pros and cons?

[Brockas]

;1107398']pros and cons?
Pro: I have a fucking awesome flower on my bicep.

Con: People will know I like flowers.

[MadDocker]

Pro: People will see my tattoos and know how individual and awesome I am

Con: People will see my tattoo and judge me

[Sensible]

Recon?

If so, don't google youtube videos of the surgery. They are brutal.

Left has already had a recon
This is the right, I have a few bit of cartilage floating around getting trapped in the tendons when ever I move my leg

[brynj]

The freeway. What are they doing between the city and Hutton St? It's just one big clusterfuck.

Freeway widening, however I think their internal project management system labels the project 'relocating congestion down the road'.

[fuzzmeisterr]

Getting abused by a pingpingpingpingstomer for the boss not returning his phone calls! especially when I've reminded the boss numerous times, written him several notes.

People who think that because your young that you don't know anything. lost count of the number of times Iv'e explained things to people, only to have them ask to talk to the boss, to have him say the exact same thing.

[sensei_]

The freeway. What are they doing between the city and Hutton St? It's just one big clusterfuck.

the 60kmh thing is starting to piss me off now. i was going dead on 60kmh (had gps on), and i still had dickheads flashing lights, tailgating, and even had one rage at me for travelling the speed limit, mind you, i was in the most left lane as i was turning off powis st exit. fucking morons.

[adrenalin]

The freeway. What are they doing between the city and Hutton St? It's just one big clusterfuck.

Lane extensions and modyfying the graham farmer exit.

People who whinge and complain about being fat and eat nothing but shit food.

[d1mitch]

the 60kmh thing is starting to piss me off now. i was going dead on 60kmh (had gps on), and i still had dickheads flashing lights, tailgating, and even had one rage at me for travelling the speed limit, mind you, i was in the most left lane as i was turning off powis st exit. fucking morons.

yep get that all the time no one does 60 there. had the same thing many times

the good side of what they are doing is that you can go through the tunnel heading west then come out go over the freeway and come down on the vincent street exit side of the freeway. the normal way of trying go change left across all the lanes to get off vincent or powis is ridiculous
/end csb

c://rant.exe

waiting in the turning lane at the lights behind a few cars, light goes green and the car in front of you is obviously pre-occupied doing something other than driving so they sit there, beep the horn at them then they take about 10 seconds to realise whats going on the take off at a rate of knots though a very very orange light leaving you sitting at the red.
sooo angry

[Sfidz]

the good side of what they are doing is that you can go through the tunnel heading west then come out go over the freeway and come down on the vincent street exit side of the freeway. the normal way of trying go change left across all the lanes to get off vincent or powis is ridiculous


Which is a pointless on ramp in the morning as Loftus street traffic still banks up past there so its far quicker doing the 5 lane sweep.

[Riggs]

People who think that because your young that you don't know anything. lost count of the number of times Iv'e explained things to people, only to have them ask to talk to the boss, to have him say the exact same thing.

I get this a lot, as the previous owners of the business still work of me.

Customers (old & new) will walk in see me then see the old bloke and then tell me they will wait to see him as they think I don't know shit, I say no problem. After speaking to him for a while time gets to the point where they want to talk Turkey or know the nitty gritty about jobs. When he says to them "your going to need to talk to the boss about that" and sends them to me they go all sheepish.

[Syncope]

Generally those people who get them, are too fucking retarded as they are getting a tattoo as a fashion statement, not a personal reason.

Kwinana mums with their kids names on the inside of their arms/necks aren't getting them as fashion statements, and they're still fucking retarded.

[d1mitch]

Which is a pointless on ramp in the morning as Loftus street traffic still banks up past there so its far quicker doing the 5 lane sweep.

your probably right i dont see it in the morning i only come back thorugh there in the afternoon heading back to the office in osborne park

[TJ]

Let me start off by saying I have NO problems with tattoo's... I don't personally have any because I don't see the appeal, but I don't care if others do.

rant \on

HOWEVER.... It seems like nearly every day I see someone whinging on Facebook that they were discriminated against / looked at funny / treated like white trash because they have a full sleeve or similar. They then post pictures constantly which preach shit like "This guy has a sleeve and he's a DOCTOR!!!" just because some pingpingpingping with tatts is wearing a white coat....

Before you get a tattoo, you know that certain people will consider it trashy or think you're lower class because you have one. They will judge you before they meet you... this is nothing new, everyone knows there are people out there with this belief and it's actually quite commonplace. It has to be part of the 'con' column when weighing up the pros / cons of getting ink, especially if you value the opinions of anyone other than yourself (if you don't, you wouldn't bother making a Facebook post trying to change people's opinion).

If you have a serious issue with people judging you or looking down on you (and you actually care) then don't get a fucking tattoo. If you do get one, knowing that people will judge you, don't complain about it afterwards.



Slightly unrelated, but it's similar to pingpingpingpings who bitch about yellow stickers / defects. You know cops defect cars. You know certain mods attract defects more than others. If you mod your car knowing this, and you get stickered, cop it on the chin and move on. If getting a sticker is such a big deal, get the mods engineered, or don't mod your car. Simple...


rant \off

a-fking-men

[31-EVO]

Kwinana mums with their kids names on the inside of their arms/necks aren't getting them as fashion statements, and they're still fucking retarded.

'Look at my new tattoo shazza'
'Oh that's fucken suck Sheila, I'm gon get several too'

Retarded and only cause they think it looks good kwinana fashion wise

[RICEY]

Kwinana mums with their kids names on the inside of their arms/necks aren't getting them as fashion statements, and they're still fucking retarded.

I have my kids name tattood on my dick, well the first and last letters are only visible normally. When he wants to see his full name he has to rub it.

[3sgte]

Customers that come into an auto store without their car or any information other than its a 'blue sedan' asking for parts and getting angry when you cant help them. shouldn't be allowed on the road if they are that dull.

[protecon]

Shit MCs/radio DJs that won't shut up.

[RICEY]

That fucking faggot song by that fucking Michael Buble faggot.

Only pensioners like your shit music so FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF pingpingpingping!!!!!!!

[DISTRBD]

If you have a serious issue with people judging you or looking down on you (and you actually care) then don't get a fucking tattoo. If you do get one, knowing that people will judge you, don't complain about it afterwards.


Same can be said about Harley riders , import drivers , boongs and so on .

[RICEY]

Same can be said about Harley riders , import drivers , boongs and so on .

LOL I dont think being a boong is a choice hahahahahaha

[DISTRBD]

True , but pingpingpingpings still look down on them all thinking they are thieving fukn scum :P

[Brett_J]

I have my kids name tattood on my dick, well the first and last letters are only visible normally. When he wants to see his full name he has to rub it.

His name is Tim.....

[ho57ile]

Shit MCs/radio DJs that won't shut up.

The dr on triple j. Fuck I hate him.

[shifted]

LOL I dont think being a boong is a choice hahahahahaha

Acting like a degenerate piece of shit scum though, is a choice.

Race isn't the problem.

[Yakky Bear]

Generally those people who get them, are too fucking retarded as they are getting a tattoo as a fashion statement, not a personal reason.

this is why i only have 3, dont just get shit jus cause.

thus bringing me to the point, what tribe is blaaa from? so much tribal for that pingpingpingping

[TJ]

His name is Tim.....

It is Tom...

I think so at least, Mark is always yelling at me "whos your daddy, whos your daddy"

[Fukushima]

Listen to years of "iphones are shit because you can't change the battery when they go flat and apple wont let you use features like flash"
Buy popular android phone, cant change battery, and you cant use flash or usb mass storage.

[Evman]

Plenty of Android fans are pissed about the Flash business. What phone is it? Should be able to use usb mass storage? Have you googled/searched through to see if there's some setting for it? Blame the manufacturer for that crap, not Android.

[RICEY]

It is Tom...

I think so at least, Mark is always yelling at me "whos your daddy, whos your daddy"

Correct but the tat is your full name :D

[Risk10k]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8382/dailymorningawesomenessw.jpg

[Jase]

Mad dog

[skidkid]

I hate 95% of people with tatts, usually that 95% only contains people with tats visable in work attire


Todays shitkunt thing, had an exam at 6pm tonight at curtin. Took the arvo off work to do some study and make sure I didn't have to battle peak hour traffic to get there in time. Get there at 5:45, lecturer doesn't show until 6:15 when he tells us the tests had failed to print, and he'd be back in 20minutes. Didn't start the exam until 6:45, meaning the finish time was pushed back...

[Risk10k]

Would love to have a sleeve of meaningful things, but I can't think of enough things to fill an arm up with. But I'm socially inept enough as it is, I don't need to be tarred with the same brush as every other koi fish branded super-hero galavanting the mean streets of Perth.



I hate lower intestine pains before poopy time.

[skidkid]

Don't get me wrong, I love tats and have a couple myself, but dont really think they should be seen in the workplace, knuckle/neck tats are fucking stupid, even if they are a great way to spot the degenerate

[S133LTR]

Who gives a fuck what some one looks like if they do the job well.

[heavyduty1340]

Well Im fucked aren't I.

Got back and arm tats - with meaning attached (no visible ink in work attire thank fuck)
Ride a Harley
Drive loud V8's
Have friends in Kwinana
Drink copious amounts of Bundy
Wear double pluggers
burning in hellllll

[SircatmaN]

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8382/dailymorningawesomenessw.jpg

Glad I grew out of tattoos before doing something stupid.

[Macca]

Customers that come into an auto store without their car or any information other than its a 'blue sedan' asking for parts and getting angry when you cant help them. shouldn't be allowed on the road if they are that dull.

Interesting these are my favorite customers, it is like fishing with no hook. Only way you are going to get anywhere is smash them on the head with a big piece of lead

[Brett_J]

LOL @ Tattoo's making the person or being visible in work attire, 1985 called, it wants it work etiquette/values back :)

Stay away from the mining sector, your delicate eyes will suffer much Affront-age ! :)


Well Im fucked aren't I.

Got back and arm tats - with meaning attached (no visible ink in work attire thank fuck)
Ride a Harley
Drive loud V8's
Have friends in Kwinana
Drink copious amounts of Bundy
Wear double pluggers
burning in hellllll

I have visible tatts as well
Grew up in Kwinana, have family there still - must be dole bludging sluts
My g/f is part coon - earns more than most in here - still must be a thieving waste of oxygen

No hope for me,lol

[cplagz]

Putting the bins out in the rain. Bring back my driveway service you fucking OHS pingpingpingpings! /endprofessionalsonrant

[RICEY]

LOL @ Tattoo's making the person or being visible in work attire, 1985 called, it wants it work etiquette/values back :)

Stay away from the mining sector, your delicate eyes will suffer much Affront-age ! :)



I have visible tatts as well
Grew up in Kwinana, have family there still - must be dole bludging sluts
My g/f is part coon - earns more than most in here - still must be a thieving waste of oxygen

No hope for me,lol

Well she did steal your heart the thieving bitch!

[huggy_b]

Don't get me wrong, I love tats and have a couple myself, but dont really think they should be seen in the workplace, knuckle/neck tats are fucking stupid, even if they are a great way to spot the degenerate

If I had your tats I would keep them covered as well.......

[adrenalin]

Putting the bins out in the rain. Bring back my driveway service you fucking OHS pingpingpingpings! /endprofessionalsonrant

Don't you have a maid or a butler that could do it for you ?

[cplagz]

Don't you have a maid or a butler that could do it for you ?

No, your mum was busy today. #arielcastro LOL

[Nugs]

Don't get me wrong, I love tats and have a couple myself,
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/trampstamp.jpg??

[siladee]

pretty close!

[Macca]

Receiving a phone call today telling me how the work ute was caught on video doing burnouts last night and they are coming to impound it.

On the upside i was not driving. Now to see if they will take a different vehicle for hoon law

[duste]

Employee having fun issit?

[Skitzo]

haha. shouldn't they take the driver's vehicle?

[Sfidz]

LOL someone is going to get a YOK

[huggy_b]

Receiving a phone call today telling me how the work ute was caught on video doing burnouts last night and they are coming to impound it.

On the upside i was not driving. Now to see if they will take a different vehicle for hoon law

Shitty old work ute needed the wet roads last night cos it would struggle to turn a tyre in the dry

[Risk10k]

LOL. Attempting to drift the work utes around the back of the markets was always great fun.

[Sfidz]

SO whos getting the YOK YOK Steve?

[Risk10k]

It only took mere minutes for someone to put a negative on my eventful and positive day.

[DISTRBD]

Receiving a phone call today telling me how the work ute was caught on video doing burnouts last night and they are coming to impound it.

On the upside i was not driving. Now to see if they will take a different vehicle for hoon law

Post the video up :)

[mr_rotary]

Take work ute apart claiming it was never on the road.

[Madhav]

Listen to years of "iphones are shit because you can't change the battery when they go flat and apple wont let you use features like flash"
Buy popular android phone, cant change battery, and you cant use flash or usb mass storage.

Finally something we agree on.

Anyone can change a battery in an iPhone in about 2 mins.
Anyone can run flash using alternate web browsers.

The other one I hear is, "Oh but iOS software is so restricting.."
Yes you or me or anyone can jailbreak an iPhone in about 2 mins and modify every known setting and feature should they please.

[d1mitch]

and they're still gay

[S133LTR]

Tight pingpingpingpings on 100k+ that steal my pegs at camp..

[Brett_J]

Fuck heads that leave a 2 mete gap between them and the car in front at traffic lights blocking me from getting down the turning lane, I need a 4wd with a bull bar!

[RG]

Fuck heads that leave a 2 mete gap between them and the car in front at traffic lights blocking me from getting down the turning lane, I need a 4wd with a bull bar!
This happens to me every fucking day, good thing i have a big 4wd, get right up their arse and they move out the way pretty quickly when they see me ready to push them down the road haha

[waxdass]

Was on a Air NZ flight from Auckland to Perth yesterday arvo.
Now due to my work, I fly around all over the place alot, Im a pretty good flyer... My worst flight was on a prop plane last year, only flew about 40mins from Aberdeen to Newcastle (UK). Felt like that was the end.

Yesterday's flight however, all good until we reached the bite, off Adelaide - when all hell broke loose. The pilot goes over comms... we are expecting severe turbulence, all meal services are put on hold, please fasten seatbelts etc.
Felt like I was in a washing machine for 2.5 hours non-stop. I saw head wind gusts of 283 km/h! Going through those storm clouds I was wondering if I would have a heart attack because I know my heart didn't stop racing until about 15mins before landing. The poor old couple next to me were white as ghosts.

Anyway managed to take a pic of the headwind... not the highest I saw, but 235 km/h thru that monster storm is something i don't wanna experience again anytime soon!

http://i44.tinypic.com/9852kk.jpg

[RG]

Been through a similar thing flying over Kenya, that shits intense! I remember my arse was floating off the seats at points

[cplagz]

FUCK THAT.

I hate turbulence. I had to sit in the back of a Cessna flying into Milton Sound in NZ .... pingpingpingping elevator dropped over the ridgeline and I just about shit and spew at the same time.