Simpsons

[TJ]

Whats your favourite part/line/episode and why?

for me:

when flanders goes nuts and homer visits him and needs to make him angry. its blatantly obvious that homer is reading it out from a card-

"previous circumstances in which i have professed to liking you have been false"

cracks me up every time.

[summoner]

pretty much anyline from ralf wiggum makes me laugh..

I found a moon rock in my nose!

[Morgs]

Homer simpson is a legend.
He is my inspiration, I aspire to be like him.
If I could meet anybody, from anything, it would be him.

Homer and Flanders again:
NED: I understand you stole my flowers, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
HOMER: He he he, yeah.

Pure magic :)

[Elithrar Sirfalas]

Ah, the memories...

Skinner: "We're like the original odd couple, I'm..."
Homer: SHUDDUP!

[backspace]

Look at signiture.
Plus, there's a million others.
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[bodybodyrock]

rodd; daddy are u gelous of homer simpson?

ned; yes son i am!

rodd; well im gelous of girls coz they get to wear dresses

ned; one problem at a atime son


bahahahaha

[munchmunch]

moe ; there going to the abandond mill

homer ; no were not

moe ;lets go there any way and get some cider


its the one were every one acts like bart then they start fighting and blame bart him and homer drive away in the swan float at a cool 5 miles an hour

[suburban]

nancy cartwrite (bart/flanders kids/ralph/nelson voice) just had an interview on JJJ - funny shit

[AndyMac]

What I want to know...How long can the Simpsons survive ??? LOL! They are unstoppable.

[Morgs]

I never get sick of watching old episodes of the simpsons. I don't understand why but an episode i've been maybe 10 times is still more appealing than anything else on TV :)

[2ofdem]

Movie is coming out too. 13 seasons and still going strong.


Fav Quote: Save Me Jeebus!!!

[TJ]

Its about the only cartoon in the history to actually have an impact on society

who ever said Doh before homer?

ppl quote it all the time, its a matter of discussion in person and on forums like this and its a great commentator on social issues if you read in between the lines.

[Mike_Hunt]

I don't think any show in recent history at least has had more impact on general society than the simpsons (especially with it being animated). Homer would have to be king of the lines/episodes...

"Lisa if the bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl sports - like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing.. and such and such."

There's too many good episodes/lines to remember and i can still watch all the repeats.. pretty rare in a tv show.

[TJ]

Whats a battle?

Did he say whats a battle?

No, he said whats that rattle.

[suburban]

yeh you can watch them time and time again. like when fox8 does the day of simpsons.. still better then the other tv shit

[TJ]

So ...... do you like .... stuff?

[McLOVIN]

You'll have to speak up! I'm wearing a towel!

[DISTRBD]

simpsons rock... :boink:

[SeriesIIGTST]

"Shut up brain or i'll poke you with a queue tip" - Homer

There's just so many timeless classics....

[ELUSIV]

Homer: "Ok brain its up to you and me to win marge back"
Homer's Brain: "Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding"

Hehehe gotta love the simpsons.
There are to many Ralph quotes to list everything he says is just classic.

Ralph: "Miss hoover i ate my crayon"

[Shaolin242]

simpsons is awesome...but Futurama is better - the boxed sets are so cheap now - and the fact is they havent been viewed to death by the public like all the simpsons episodes..

[Verd1ct]

"Duff man is a cautious cat"
"Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem"
"Duff man needs some H2 0000000000hhhhhhhhh yeah"

Seasons 1, 2 and 3 of futurama can be bought on DVD for $40 each. Season 4 is $85.

[TJ]

"but you said i would win if i slept with you"
"duff man says alot of things ooooooh yeah"

[Shaolin242]

Mr Burns: "Is this Homer Nixon any relation to Richard Nixon?"

Smithers: "I dont think so sir, they spell and pronounce their last names differently."

[punk_chick]

My fav ep was wen homer got stoned. And like went bac to his hippy type self. It was piss funni. Homer is the king of kings in the lazy department hey. He's a wikkid character.

[k0nz]

Its about the only cartoon in the history to actually have an impact on society

who ever said Doh before homer?



Bakers..

[TJ]

*booooooom tish *

[suburban]

oh no..

[Sockz]

"Come on timmy, do it for MacGarnacle."

"Okay, MacGarnacle"
--

"Well thanks to you MacGarnacle, little timmy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear!"

"Hey! I'm tryna eat lunch here!"

I think the best written line would have to be:

Mr Burns (golfing with homer): "Quit cogitating Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club, the sand wedge!"

Homer: "Mmmm, open-faced club sand-wich..."

[KOB]

Best episode is homie the clown - mmm clowns are funny..stop it stop it his already dead or when he hits the tree then afew seconds after flys out but i can never remeber the funny little clown tune when everyones on fire at the plant

[KOB]

mmm erotic cake mmm crumbled up cookies
get em toys i mean boys
duffman cant breath o'yeah
love the sayings they have in simpsons

[CussCuss]

"oh my god, we have a kitchen!!" (stoned homer)

[SeriesIIGTST]

People, do I have something for you. If you're a fan of Homer, and let's face it, who isn't. Have a download of this file. It's been virus scanned and it doesn't contain any. Promise. It's all good, classic homer. Need a sound card!
:lol:

Click here to download the Homer Sound file (just choose save) (http://members.iinet.net.au/~wyldec/homer.xls)

Enjoy!

[banshee]

My Eyez, Ze Goggles Do Nathing!

[k0nz]

Make your own homer prank calls..

http://www.ameryonline.com/soundboards/homer.html