Cartoon Quotes

[Milhouse]

Post up some classic lines from cartoons lol always worth a laugh

"I say jeremy, isnt that reginald b stiffworth the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of the united european commonwealth?
"why yes i dare say thats the fellow"
"oh lets get him.... OH REGINALD, I DISAGREE"

Most classic line in family guy hahahahha

[Ja50n]

"Hello deannnn, you..are..a..stupid..head"
"Homer is that you?"
"Arghhhh *hangs up*"

"Homer the plant rang and said if you don't go in today, don't bother going in Monday"
"Woohoo 4 day weekend!!"

[Yipes]

"You Have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" Homer on the phone lol!!

[SLY_SX]

Titanya: "But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"
Duffman: "Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"
- The Simpsons.


Bender: "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
Bender: "Bite my glorious golden ass!"
Bender: "Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"
-Futurama

[[2_FLY]]

"Quick somebody perform CPR!"
Homer "I see a bad moon a risin"
Marge "Homer thats CCR"

[ben351]

bart dates rev lovejoys daughter
Marge - have you noticed anything different about bart?
homer - New glasses ?
Marge - no not that
homer - probably misses his old glasses
Marge - i wanna get more involved with his ciricular activities but then i would be affraid of smuthering him
homer - yeah and then we would get the chair
Marge - thats not what i meant homer
homer - admit it marge it was

when homer forgerts to pick bart up from soccer practise
flanders - hey hommie i can see your doodle
homer - shut up flanders

all time greatest ....
FBI Agent - when i say hello mister thomson and tap you on the foot like this you say hi ... got it ...
homer - got it
FBI Agent - Hello mister thomson *taps on homers foot*
........ silence ........
homer whispers - i think hes taking to you

kids cover homers car in seashells and starfish for lisa
homer - SWEET MERCYLESS CRAP .... MY CAR

homer wants to join the stone cutters
Marge - homer i dont want you stalking anyone ok no more stalking ...
homer - ok marge i promise no more stalking
Marge - where are you going
homer - oh im just going ..... to stalk .... lenny and ... carl .... heheh DOH !

marge has a gambling problem
lisa - dad can i sleep in here tonight i had a bad dream about the boogyman
homer - BOOGY MAN !!!!!
homer wakes bart
homer - son i dont want to alarm you but there may be a boogy man OR men in the house
bart - AHHHHH
homer - Lisa you get maggie bart you board up the doors ill get the shotgun
marge walks in the bullet ridden door to find them cowering behind a upturned couch
Marge - what happened here
homer - oh nothing marge just a little incident involving the BOOGYMAN !!!!

[Joe]

The best cartoon of all time, The Simpsons.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye

[ben351]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets

Bart: b-6
Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!
Lisa: this game makes no sense.
Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... !

[Joe]

You copied some of mine!!

www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

[ben351]

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night?
Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.

Rainier: Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

[ben351]

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/characters/

[Milhouse]

hahahaha

[wiggum] well your story is very compelling mister jackass, i mean simpson... so i'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter... hmmm ha hmmm hmmmm

[postal worker] Package for glen quagmire
[quagmire] erm, just a second *runs off and comes back naked* heh heh, i got a package for you too... AWLLLL RIGHHHHTTT
*postie sprays him with mace*
[quagmire] "nice try, but ive built up an imunity"
*chases the postie down the road*

[mek]

not really a quote but definately my favorite comic strip.

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-04-27/index-1.gif

[Milhouse]

hahaha redmeat.com :D

gotta love milkman dan :D

[Ja50n]

Skinner: When was the battle of New Orleans?
Lisa: Jan. 8, 1815 two weeks after the war
Skinner: Very good
Ralph: What's a battle?

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a resturant and ate everything in the resturant and they had to close the resturant

Ralph: Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Charlmers

Ralph: Can you open my milk mummy?
Miss Hoover: I'm not Mummy Ralph, I'm Miss Hoover
Class: *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

Ralph: When I grow up I want to be a Principal or a Caterpillar

Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

Ralph: Me fail English? That Unpossible.

Ralph: My cats breath smells like cat food.

Nelson throws him through the window with a Letter to The Simpsons. He's laying there in the broken glass with a letter around his neck and goes:
"Im a brick" BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SLY_SX]

hahahaahhaahah the "i'm a brick" one is fu*ken classic! hahahaha

[Miggy]

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

[DRKWRX]

this thread is aswesome :)

[Iandawsonwa]

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Fry: I’ve only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a
chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head ’til you think that’s what happened.
Fry: Okay.

Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren’t normal. And that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

Fry: “Well, thanks to the internet I’m now bored with sex. Is ther a place
on the web that panders to my lust for violence?”
Bender: “Is the space-pope reptilian?”

Bender: “Aw, I think I got whiplash.”
Leela: “You can’t have whiplash, you don’t have a neck.”
Bender: “I meant ass whiplash.”

[Lozzle]

Bender: That's interesting.. no... wait, the other one... tedious.

[ben351]

hahah i remember one episode of futurama where hermes is gonna commit suicide an jump off a roof .... every ones trying to talk him out of it and bender walks past an yells " DO A BACKFLIP " hahahah i lost it

[sikerim]

haha anyone else in here got "family guy the movie: stewie griffin-the untold story"
i wouldnt imagine anyone does but if you do, its so god damn funny.
got all family guy seasons on dvd. too many quotes to list. kills simpsons on a humour scale

[Milhouse]

gahahha

"be wery wery qwiet, we're hunting wabbits"

then he shoots and strangles buggs bunny hahahhaha