Advertisments that really get up your goat.

[31-EVO]

I know it's a poor excuse for a thread, however it is Monday, and I've been wondering what adverts annoy others.

This is my main one.
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I mute that motherfucker hard gay when it comes on.

There is also another i can't locate, it's a solar energy advert, and the bitch is fake as fuck, she rips her engery bill in half, with this fake ass smile and goes " that feels good '

Anyway, my clear sandy vagina issue aside, what adverts really grind your gears ?

[uzx83]

The 'my kitchen rules' ads they have been going for months and haven't even started yet, same with 'the block'

And beautiful brake foot Rhonda can eat a dick

[ReaperSS]

At the moment i have no MP3 player and have to resort to radio and im amazed how many ANNOYING ad are on. I know all ads are annoying but gee its like they create ads that are annoying. The worst at the moment is the thrifty ad that the kids are singing over and over

[satch]

the fucking life has a natural pace slow down AD.

5mins of fucking dribble, telling you not to speed.

[SimonR32]

You do realise that annoying ads make people talk, people talking about annoying ads helps brand awareness...

Brand awareness helps business growth!

[TJ]

the fucking life has a natural pace slow down AD.

5mins of fucking dribble, telling you not to speed.

Its actually a brilliant piece up until the speeding bullshit

[JME]

Bank advertisments. They sell money, and they win. All this warm and fuzzy family horseshit, suck my dick. Sell money get bitches. Dont pay money, you be their bitch.

[pgc]

Coles - Down, down syndrome.

[V70R]

Having that Marco Pierre White saying "Im looking forward to spending a little time with you" every 15 minutes pretty much gets up my goat

[Damo 69]

anything with julia gillard in it

[Scaf]

That AMI one on the radio with the click that says 'i want a stud not a dud' like a fucking retard. Just shits me.

[31-EVO]

I also remembered that Steve Sell pingpingpingping from 'Yes loans', fuck me they are painful.
Do also very much agree with the MKR and Master chef ones, pretty much on ever ad break

[31-EVO]

You do realise that annoying ads make people talk, people talking about annoying ads helps brand awareness...

Brand awareness helps business growth!

Whilst this is very much true, it doesn't make them any less ball breaking

[ossie_21]

Schticky.

[Brockas]

Rhonda - fuck off.

[SimonR32]

Surprised Ikea sale ads have not been mentioned, annoyingly effective

[pgc]

I know it's a poor excuse for a thread, however it is Monday, and I've been wondering what adverts annoy others.

This is my main one.
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I mute that motherfucker hard gay when it comes on.

My test car last week was one of these. They're actually pretty good.

But now I have that song in my head. You can mute the TV and radio, but not your mind.

Curse you.

[stumps.]

That AMI one on the radio with the click that says 'i want a stud not a dud' like a fucking retard. Just shits me.

This shits you because you either don't have sex or are a Casanova (i'm sure its the later) These ads are designed to make people who last 5 seconds to feel really bad. Like worse than they already feel. AMI spend buckets on advertising so they must be selling a lot of product.


I also remembered that Steve Sell pingpingpingping from 'Yes loans', fuck me they are painful.
Do also very much agree with the MKR and Master chef ones, pretty much on ever ad break

You know his name, his company and what he does. Advertising success.

[Halle Terry]

Live Jasmin/Party Poker.

Just let me wank in peace for fucks sake.

[Turbo2.6L]

Schticky.

^^This!!

[Crispymk2]

Live Jasmin/Party Poker.

Just let me wank in peace for fucks sake.

lol, one wrong click = 23 casino and dodgy chat windows open in background...

[dmwill]

lol, one wrong click = 23 casino and dodgy chat windows open in background...

Adblock + Firefox FTW.

This advert comes up from time to time which gives me the shits....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EasGy8YHU50

[Tocchi]

city subaru ad.

the bitch manages to rhyme subaru with subaru many times flawlessly.

[Scaf]

This shits you because you either don't have sex or are a Casanova (i'm sure its the later) These ads are designed to make people who last 5 seconds to feel really bad. Like worse than they already feel. AMI spend buckets on advertising so they must be selling a lot of product.

No no, im fine with the add itself its just that one chick. Listen to her the next time its on, she is either a retard or speaking whilst biting her tongue.

[1JZNOSHIT]

Allianz advert....

Ahhhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Allia... fark off!

[Sully]

But now I have that song in my head. You can mute the TV and radio, but not your mind.

Curse you.
Have you not been introduced to alcohol yet?

[S133LTR]

Australind shopping center.. shit gets stuck in my brain

[mr m00se]

KFC + Good Charlotte sooo terrible, also any time channel 9 cricket comentators mention KFC or bang on about the block I want to knock off thier f*cking block.

[Roobiks]

Any ad that comes up before the Youtube video I'm about to watch on a mobile device.
Takes 12 hours to load the fucking ad.

[pgc]

Have you not been introduced to alcohol yet?

I don't drink. No plans to start either, although some ads make me consider it.

[Baron]

There are these infomercial ads for this magical hair-straightener-spinny-twister thing, and the woman has the most annoying accent... some kind of absurd whingy English one or something. Everytime she says 'Harvey Norman' I just want to punch her in the throat so hard she'll never speak again.

[n1ghth4wk]

Chips ahoy ad. Used to be on every 7 minutes on our station when I worked at woolies. I wanted to cut my ears off. Anything to do with that 'slow down and enjoy the ride' ad campaign shits me greatly too.

[DRKWRX]

Cash Train Ad.

[Sully]

I don't drink. No plans to start either, although some ads make me consider it.
You sir, must have a high tolerance to bullshit hah!

[adrenalin]

Masterchef , my kitchen rules , the block , big brother or any of those other rubbish bullshit reality tv shows no one cares about...

[Dagon]

Coles - Down, down syndrome.It's better when you suffix "DOWN BELOW DA STREET" at the end of each line, and then spend the next minute reliving bad 90's rap.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Top8ICjjMw4

[R3N]

You sir, must have a high tolerance to bullshit hah!

It's you people who have a hand in all this advertising bullshit

[mehow2g]

racewars

[dmwill]

Every fucking commercial break during F1:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWcAmXRv1ic

[Sully]

It's you people who have a hand in all this advertising bullshit
We just like to be a part of things :o

[Miami]

Any Water Corp ad that's not about being water-wise.

You are the sole water provider in the metro area - why do you need to spend money advertising?

[Lozzle]

The Rivers shoes/clothing adverts.

They are so, soo bad.

[ho57ile]

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Worst song ever, seen this just about every ad break this morning.

[Sensible]

JJJ and Foxtel for the win

[SircatmaN]

The Permapole Ad on 6PR. The one where the chick is like "Your husband doesn't have any problem getting it up, can he teach my husband?" and shes like "Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Oh you meannnnn the fEEEEEEEEEEEEnnnnce posts? they are POIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAPOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEE treated PIIIINNNNEEE" fuck she sounds like a fucking crow, if I even need pole I'm paying extra for fibreglass just to fuckoff permapole for putting me through that advert.

Infact this leads me to any advert where they are trying to be middle class australian with the ridiculous accent that no one actually has. Its all like nasely and sounds so bogan.

[Cake]

Been down south for over a week and the CRV ad has gotten to me as well as this one which is being flogged down here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSJYf9EgaEM

They are played every fucking ad break, just like the cringeworthy TAG ad featuring Hamilton during F1 breaks.

[mattyb89]

those fucking hj ones about one dollar frozen cokes can suck my Mcdick

[[FL0SSIN]]

Chuck testa... Will it ever be a real god damned animal!?

[R31 POWER]

That my kitchen rules one with the father and son from tassie. Oi fark you 4 eyes and FARRRRRK OFF!!

[schnoods]

The Woolworths ads with their shitty 50's love song as their jingle can fuck off too.

Ad for the new kia where pingpingpingpings are playing the bongos on the car doors shits me, even the BMW ad with one of the most irritating tunes "i like the way you move" (not the Outkast song either :S) is pretty unprofessionally annoying too.

[Syncope]

The modern man/woman who drives a kia ad.

The Williams sisters apple ad is pretty cool though.

[duste]

That my kitchen rules one with the father and son from tassie. Oi fark you 4 eyes and FARRRRRK OFF!!

If at first you can't think of a proper insult, aim at the glasses.

le herp, de derp

Certainly not debating that it and all the other My Kitchen Rules ads are incredibly annoying, though.

[PHIL]

progressive insurance ad shits me to tears. just want to jump in the tv and start beating that dumb whale moaning no good ugly mung bean looking bird into the ground.

[dmwill]

That my kitchen rules one with the father and son from tassie. Oi fark you 4 eyes and FARRRRRK OFF!!

Not as bad as the advert for the brother/sister duo. So homo. Would bone sister though.

[Ratus]

I think everyones missed the worst of them all, the 3-5minute long Glee commercials.

[WAS12A]

96FM - keeping real music alive!

Like FUCK you are you pingpingpingpings. You only play "safe" music and then you flog the fuck out of it until everyone hates it.

That bitch and her little anecdotes can suck it.

[Evman]

This is why I download all the TV shows I like.

No ads.

[Cpt Beaver]

Any 'Just For Men' ad.

[Miami]

Any 'Just For Men' ad.

"we've got to look after ourselves."

"you nailed me"

TV gold.

[thrtytwo]

radio ad, pretty sure its for car finance, dunno why there's footy players endorsing it. But it has Dean Cox, sounding like a fucking Neanderthal with downs saying;

"Hiiiiiiiiii I'm Deeeeaaaaannn Cawwwwx" so fucking drawn out, sounds like a bloody mongol

[Gleeso]

The Woolworths ads with their shitty 50's love song as their jingle can fuck off too.

Amen to that!

I have to work at the shit hole, and sometimes the radio/playlist fucks up and plays that ad on repeat for hours on end. I get pissed off, and turn the whole thing off, fuck listening to that shit! /CSB

[Fozzy]

When the prick that makes my torrents forgets to cut an ad out.

I could kill that mother fucker till he is dead as fuck.

[Kickit]

All Ad's
Farken

[Torquen]

Any life/funeral insurance adds. Fuck off.

[Sully]

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[YOUR MATE]

Any life/funeral insurance adds. Fuck off.

This. These are the worst and are on every 19 seconds on Foxtel. The Virgin ones are the worst. Supposedly real people having a real conversation by looking out into eternity with fake smiles.

Drive me loopy.

[Mike Hunt]

The Budget Direct ads with the surrender monkey and the old pingpingpingping .. "Budget Direct love..." - fuck my black dog, they do my tits in.
Progressive Insurance with that annoying Kitty moll.. She needs a weeks holiday in my rape dungeon.

Fucking Lewis Hamilton during the F1 as mentioned before about the watches.. " I'll tell you a fascinating story".. Tiger, that is the least fascinating story I've ever heard.

Thanks for that, I feel cleansed.

[hugwase]

There was a Coles Myer ad doing the rounds before Christmas, advertising gift cards. It didn't annoy me so much as it did scare me. The ad featured various people telling the camera what they would spend their gift card on. This one middle aged lady was making cocktails and said "I'm getting mixers from Liquorland", but she was the scariest looking and sounding woman I've ever seen. I half expected her to crawl out of my tv screen and eat me.

[Joe]

I generally find the locally produced ads to be the most annoying.

i.e. City Subaru, Parkland Mazda, etc.

Also the same guy who does the voiceovers for all the ads done for furniture stores, outdoor furniture, etc... his voice is grating.

Locally produced ads need to be more like this..

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[baz]

"Rugs a Million". I fucken hate rugs ...now!!

[mr_rotary]

This is why I download all the TV shows I like.

No ads.Smartest person in this thread. In this day and age of the internet I am not sure why people still put up with local commercial TV and radio. I can't remember the last time I switched on either. There is so much more better options out there that are add free.

[Ben Wha]

This really grinds my gears.

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[Gleeso]

That pingpingpingping doesn't seem too pleased, well, I wouldn't be either if my girl just wasted 25K on a Jeep. I think the ad cut away just before he started knocking her round a bit..

[Miami]

Smartest person in this thread. In this day and age of the internet I am not sure why people still put up with local commercial TV and radio. I can't remember the last time I switched on either. There is so much more better options out there that are add free.

Live sport.

[siladee]

Smartest person in this thread. In this day and age of the internet I am not sure why people still put up with local commercial TV and radio. I can't remember the last time I switched on either. There is so much more better options out there that are add free.

internet is so slow in my area I could probably download 1 episode a week of a tv show /fwp

[mr_rotary]

Live sport.If you can find any motorport on daily in WA, let us ALL know.

[ProJRad]

This really grinds my gears.

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[SircatmaN]

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HD ad loads instantly - actual SD video takes minutes to load even on fast internet.

[Baron]

AdBlock Plus on Firefox... no youtube ads. Ever. I didn't even know they had them until i went to a friend's house.

[Douche Bag]

^+1
Same thing but Google Chrome, haven't seen any ads, youtube or otherwise for ages now :)

[RICEY]

The ANZ ads with the Australian faggot doing a faggoty American accent and sticking his nose in other peoples business listening in on private convos etc. Mind your own business pingpingpingping!

[dmwill]

Channel 7's "Perth...It's my City....and I lurve it" advert.

[Miami]

"Should've gone to specsavers".