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TJ
25-10-2012, 12:19 PM
North Korean minister 'obliterated'

Date: October 25, 2012 - 8:43AM

Julian Ryall

TOKYO: A North Korean army minister was reportedly executed with a mortar round for drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after the death of Kim Jong-il.

Kim Chol, the vice-minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after his father died in December. On the orders of Mr Kim to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair", Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and was "obliterated", South Korean media reported.

The execution is just one example of a purge of members of the North Korean military or party who threatened the fledgling regime of Mr Kim.

So far this year, 14 senior officials have fallen victim to the purges, according to intelligence data provided to Yoon Sang-hyun, a member of the South Korean foreign affairs, trade and unification committee.
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Those that have fallen from favour include Ri Yong-ho, the head of the army, and Ri Kwang-gon, the governor of the North Korean central bank.

Analysts suggest Mr Kim is acting to consolidate his power base and deter any criticism of his youthfulness and inexperience. He is believed to be either 28 or 29.

"When Kim Jong-un became North Korean leader following the mourning period for his father in late December, high-ranking military officers started disappearing," a source told the Chosun Ilbo newspaper.

"From information compiled over the last month, we have concluded that dozens of military officers were purged."

It also appears that Mr Kim told officials to use the excuse of misbehaviour during the mourning period to remove any potential opponents.

Other officials have been executed by firing squads.

Since being elevated to second-in-command by his father in 2010, Mr Kim has reportedly been behind the dismissal of at least 31 senior officials.

Telegraph, London


http://www.smh.com.au/world/north-korean-minister-obliterated-20121025-286os.html

TJ
25-10-2012, 12:19 PM
Poor soldier - I guess you could say he was mortar-ly wounded

mr_rotary
25-10-2012, 12:21 PM
Getting hit by a mortar round would of been a blast.

wormbo2
25-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Wow, news like that leaves me.... Shell-shocked.

TJ
25-10-2012, 12:25 PM
Do you think the guy was mortified when told his fate?

R3N
25-10-2012, 12:28 PM
I think he got blown the fuck up

thrtytwo
25-10-2012, 12:29 PM
mortar.

ossie_21
25-10-2012, 12:33 PM
He wouldn't have exactly exploded with excitement upon hearing it

Ryan1080
25-10-2012, 12:38 PM
Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and was "obliterated"

As horrible as it sounds, I admire the creativity!

tf32
25-10-2012, 12:39 PM
Woke up in the mourning after a long night of drinking. Didn't get executed. Mind-blowing to say the least.

VS50WA
25-10-2012, 12:54 PM
Wonder what was the last thing that went through his mind?







Oh hangon it was probably his arsehole!

TheChad
25-10-2012, 01:12 PM
thats what you get for getting blasted during official mourning periods

V70R
25-10-2012, 01:12 PM
10 posts and not one yet from the Pun-king Joe.

TJ
25-10-2012, 01:16 PM
http://mattcornell.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/decaptitate.jpg

Joe
25-10-2012, 01:28 PM
I'm surprised they used mortar rounds for an execution rather than just a simple bullet.. explosives cost an arm and a leg!

VS50WA
25-10-2012, 01:34 PM
This does take the motivational one liner of "I'll put a bomb up your arse" to a whole new level!

thrtytwo
25-10-2012, 01:51 PM
blowing someone up? really north Korea? them-orta be ashamed

Brockas
25-10-2012, 02:13 PM
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/772/71e.jpg

V70R
25-10-2012, 02:17 PM
^^ Wrong il

aussievr4
25-10-2012, 02:25 PM
I wonder how much of him made it to the mortaruary.

TheChad
25-10-2012, 02:27 PM
i wonder if kim#2 feels any remotarse for his actions

INSINR8R
25-10-2012, 02:30 PM
I think this story has been blown way out of proportion.

volt_bite
25-10-2012, 02:32 PM
He should have just side stepped the mortar? :D

Riggs
25-10-2012, 02:52 PM
Gay puns aside, fucking LOL at executing some pingpingpingping with a mortar.

Crispymk2
25-10-2012, 03:14 PM
I was mortified to read that terrible story.

volt_bite
25-10-2012, 03:43 PM
You guys shouldn't disrespect the dead, Kim Chol had a lot of guts.

monk_13
25-10-2012, 03:46 PM
You pingpingpingpings are fucked!


I love this place.

DRKWRX
25-10-2012, 03:53 PM
One does not simply walk into Mortar...

Brockas
25-10-2012, 04:57 PM
Gay puns aside, fucking LOL at executing some pingpingpingping with a mortar.
No shit. I laughed hard but almost feel sorry for the pingpingpingping. Then again, if he was North Korean military he's killed plenty of people before on the whim of his commanders, so live by the sword....

TheChad
25-10-2012, 05:01 PM
so live by the sword....

Thats my motto too. The pork sword.

Miami
25-10-2012, 05:01 PM
Bet that news was quite the bombshell to the other generals.

volt_bite
25-10-2012, 05:08 PM
Thats my motto too. The pork sword.

Haha. That is a good one >.<

I agree with TJ. Probably deserved it.

Mortar had the phrase "Catch me"?.

rhyshc
25-10-2012, 05:18 PM
Pull the pin on the puns, guys

TJ
25-10-2012, 05:27 PM
Seems to have been an explosion of puns on the forum today

OnParole
25-10-2012, 05:39 PM
Booom

R3N
25-10-2012, 06:51 PM
Well that escalated quickly

Buckets
25-10-2012, 06:55 PM
Your new dear leader didn't waste any time stamping his authority on the joint. Whats going to happen to you when you finally get deported Quack ?

Brockas
25-10-2012, 07:29 PM
I thought Kuek was South Korean? Looks identical to that gangnam dude.

R3N
25-10-2012, 08:14 PM
Your new dear leader didn't waste any time stamping his authority on the joint. Whats going to happen to you when you finally get deported Quack ?

I'll just come back and live off your tax monehhhh

Buckets
25-10-2012, 08:26 PM
I thought Kuek was South Korean? Looks identical to that gangnam dude.

All Asians look the same...

INSINR8R
25-10-2012, 08:45 PM
I'll just come back and live off your tax monehhhh

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy Centrelink

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1896/86217620.jpg

ELUSIV
25-10-2012, 09:12 PM
Mortar the point, when is he going to blow up Gillard? Nevermind by the looks of her someone already tried.

Tocchi
26-10-2012, 01:49 AM
i wonder if blaaa tried to fuck the remains

Tre-Cool
26-10-2012, 07:36 AM
Mortar Combat...

GTB Liberty
26-10-2012, 07:38 AM
Kim Jong is Psy and Gillards illegitimate love child.

Roobiks
26-10-2012, 11:04 AM
How did the west find out about this? I mean, with North Korea being soo secretive.. I wonder who dropped the bomb on this one.

Daisy
26-10-2012, 11:08 AM
its been blown out of all proportion.

TheChad
26-10-2012, 09:54 PM
Story has been vapourised out of thin air.

V70R
28-10-2012, 12:07 AM
So Kim has been Jong-Un doing people..