Ricestyles of the rich and the famous

[Cyph]

Er, I mean lifestyles. I really do... Phat props to Good Charlotte for providing such an easily adapted song. And props to CussCuss for helping me out with that neons bit. Indeed! Anyway. On with the show.

(By the way, if you actually have the mp3, play it and sing this along to it! It actually fits! Sorta!)

Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines
Riceboys who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
SMSing on the phone
Talking about what pingpingpingpings cops can be

I'd like to see them spend a week
Patrolling slums out on the beat.
I dont think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in a coppers shiny shoes
I'd think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall.

Fall

Ricestyles, of the tacky and tasteless
They're always complaining, always complaining
That street cred is such a problem
Well you've got money
Get some perforrrrrrrrmance.

Did you know if you're a ricer then you're a joke for life,
And there's no such thing as bling is nice,
As long as you've got the cash to pay for neons...

Did you know if you were stopped and your windscreen was cracked
Defect leads to many pats on the back
You could always have a whinge on IRC

I'd like to see them spend a week
Patrolling slums out on the beat.
I dont think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in a coppers shiny shoes
I'd think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall.

Ricestyles, of the tacky and tasteless
They're always complaining, always complaining
That street cred is such a problem
Well you've got money
Get some perforrrrrrrrmance.

Perforrrrrrrrmance
Perforrrrrrrrmance

They would fall

Fall

Ricestyles, of the tacky and tasteless
They're always complaining, always complaining
That street cred is such a problem
You've got no performance
Got no performance.

Ricestyles of the tacky and tasteless
We'll take your rice, wings blings and all
Just get performance

Ricestyles of the tacky and tasteless
Ricestyles of the tacky and tasteless
Ricestyles of the tacky and tasteless

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[Cyph]

for general consumption, I now provide part 2 of a series of however many parts I feel I can adapt songs for. The Anthem

<begin>

Its a new car,
But it all feels old,
Its a good car,
Thats what i'm told,
But everything it all just looks the same
And my modded car,
It looks more to me,
Like a magnet,
For the authority,
But driving it will only make me see

I dont wanna drive just like you,
I dont wanna have the wheels you do
I'm never gonna hear the songs you play

And I dont ever wanna

I dont ever wanna be you
Dont wanna drive what you do.
What im saying is
This is the anthem turn all your bass up
You, dont wanna be you

Get a holden
Ford suv
A mercedes
Thats what they said to me
But i can never own the car they want

I'm gonna get by
And just drive whats mine
Increasing revs while
They all DUI
I'm just a mad young hoon so pay no mind.

Do you really wanna drive like them
Do you really wanna be part of the blend
Do you really wanna really drive a crown?

Cause i dont ever wanna
I dont ever wanna be you
Dont wanna drive what you do.
What im saying is
This is the anthem turn all your bass up
You, dont wanna be you.

Drink a beer its fine
Drink one more its okay
Drink a third beer you're catching a cab home again

You, dont wanna drive what you do,
What i'm saying is
This is the anthem turn all your bass up,
Yall got to feel me, sing if you're with me
You, dont wanna drive what you do,
This is the anthem, turn all your bass up
Yall got to feel me, sing if you're with me.

Another boring car there
Another boring car there
Another boring car there
Another boring car there

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Teh end. Sorry, I'm bored.

[tomj]

Haha im in tears.

[Elithrar Sirfalas]

My mouth hurts from the laughter.


Well you've got money
Get some perforrrrrrrrmance.

Hahahhaha!

[Morgs]

Hahaha nice work

[2ofdem]

once again top work.

[suburban]

bored?

:D

[Cyph]

sure was optical. sure was.