Kim Jong il II - Dead

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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/12/18/world/asia/AP-AS-Korea-Kim-Jong-Il.html?_r=1


SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.

In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

[Mad_Aussie]

DEAREST LEADER!!!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg

[Brockas]

Oh great... now we get to see how fucking insane his son is.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Oh great... now we get to see how fucking insane his son is.

I was waiting for Aaron to say this. Interesting times ahead. FREE THE SLAVES

[MadDocker]

http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?51471-So-ronery

Posted also, under a less catchy title.

Hopefully his son doesn't kick the crazy up a notch.

[Mad_Aussie]

I'm keen to see the public's reaction there... The propaganda machine in NK told people that he didn't age, had no birthday and was a god who doesn't die. Either they'll finally have massive reforms, or yeah as said the son will start playing the crazy card in a big way with a whole new reign of terror. http://artimes1986.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/benderpharoah.jpg

[TJ]

So Kim Jong Ill is now Kim Jong Dead?

[TJ]

I guess this is the end of his Korea as leader?

[TJ]

May his Seoul rest in peace

[TJ]

Ok Im out of ideas

[-Luke-]

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I guess this is the end of his Korea as leader?


May his Seoul rest in peace


So Kim Jong Ill is now Kim Jong Dead?

That's enough out of you, Duste

[TJ]

Lame jokes are ok when they are not about forum users!

[Brockas]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/heyrye/EFowfOy2fM1WIDat8fnMJ2V8cH88GTS0j8kpfoykpDL7i1Fpi4 CGkeI4NlXK/north_korea_facts.jpg.scaled.500.jpg?AWSAccessKeyI d=AKIAJFZAE65UYRT34AOQ&Expires=1324267335&Signature=Tx6Bipj3KYDz5lJAhbnObj0F5pQ%3D

Lot of rabbits in North Korea.

[TJ]

At least they are literate!

[Pav]

What??? Genki's dead? I was just playing BF3 with him last night!!

But really, North Korea means serious fucking business, no fucking around with them. For anyone interested in learning more;

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

Highly recommended viewing ^^

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Pav great little Doco! Have you read up about the slaves in Siberia inserted by Kim Jong? Interesting stuff.

[TJ]

Who will replace him in the hangover 3? :(

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Who will replace him in the hangover 3? :(

Newt Gingrich
http://polkgop.com/uploads/newt-gingrich.jpg

[Mad_Aussie]

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They weren't far off hey

[ReaperSS]

http://i44.tinypic.com/686fy0.jpg

[Mad_Aussie]

Shit's going to hit the fan in South Korea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death)

[TJ]

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At least he liked to party

[Adr3naL1N]

May his Seoul rest in peace

Seoul is South Korea not north :P

i was never able to take him seriously after this:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-7/kim-jong-il-team-america.jpg

[mod]

Dead? I didn't even know he was il.

[Pav]

Pav great little Doco! Have you read up about the slaves in Siberia inserted by Kim Jong? Interesting stuff.

No i haven't, but i will now, cheers.

He was nothing short of a psychopath, it fascinates me in a kind of twisted way.

[Fukushima]

RIP Miganoosh

[Pav]

Shane Smith, regarding the slaves;


http://youtu.be/GJ0Kk8W1UJA

[stormtrooper]

I remember reports as recent as last year that portrayed his son, Kim Jong Un, as being somewhat fond of the West. This COULD end up being a good thing if he decides fuck you KJI, it's time for a change!

http://www.indyposted.com/112988/kim-jong-un-remembered-by-classmates-in-switzerland/

There's always hope, but with Russia and China always supportive of North Korea, not sure if much will change at all. Just glad to see another fucking tyrant gone.

[duste]

I remember reports as recent as last year that portrayed his son, Kim Jong Un, as being somewhat fond of the West. This COULD end up being a good thing if he decides fuck you KJI, it's time for a change!

I do remember this also, but fuck knows what a year or so of "grooming" would have done to the guy's head.

[Miggy]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397364_10150525247644976_574069975_10599787_919109 688_n.jpg

[TJ]

LOL

[Miggy]

Shane Smith, regarding the slaves;

Awesome!

Found the vid here http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/vice_guide_to_north_korea_episode_1_of_3

EDIT: Ok it's not about the camps it's about North Korea in General, but still an awesome doco by the same guy.

[mod]

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If you guys can, listen to the whole podcast with Shane Smith. Its fucking awesome.

Would love to have a beer with that guy and listen to his experiences travelling.

[Halle Terry]

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They weren't far off hey

I actually thought of this straight away when I heard the news.

I'm really, really curious as to how this pans out. There's something so intriguing about a whole country in a timewarp, an entire body of citizens completely oblivious to the rest of the world. I'm hoping his son isn't as such a jerk as Kim Jong-Il was.

[KyeBidz]

aren't you supposed to be in mourning Terry?

[1JZVL]

;(

MILDLY DISAPPOINT.

Also...I call conspiracy!

[JBAE]

LOL!

[Cake]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QCcMTHCBJ4c/TPdOc4UEMHI/AAAAAAAADZ8/C_6hGgvvxnY/s1600/kim-jong-ill-kim-jong-ok.jpg

[Brett_J]

I find it funny that the last few posts have been Asians
I'm sorry for your loss guys :)

[SSICK]

really?

[Brett_J]

really?
Yeah nah doesn't work

[TJ]

http://7ate9.net/tumblr_lormw9XBPh1qzqua1o1_500.jpg


http://7ate9.net/kSlUW.jpg

[TJ]

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Cry.... or get shot

[Dirty Deuce]

man those people have been so brain washed manipulated and had the fear of god put in them so bad thats disgusting.. if gillard keeled over and died id happily see howard back in seat.

[ReaperSS]

North Korean People's Army Funky Get Down Juche Party <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lwoSFQb5HVk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ossie_21]

North Korea have "tested" a few short range missiles. They say it has nothing to do with his death, but these "tests" usually coincide with times tension gets a bit high, just how the likes of Sth Korea, Japan and China are on high alert right now

[Gr3mlin]

Best time for the South to make a move!

[RICEY]

I fucking hate Koreans since the Captiva was released.

[Stef]

I fucking hate Koreans since the Captiva/Epica/Barina was released.

fixed that for ya ricey!

[VRX]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/from-fashion-icon-to-golf-pro-mind-boggling-facts-about-kim-jong-il/story-e6frf7lf-1226226100974

WTF!


He lured short people with a wonder drug that promised to make them tall, then kidnapped them

Kim Hyun-sik, a former tutor to Jong-il, said the government handed out pamphlets to thousands of people selling a wonder drug that would make them taller. When they responded to the ad, they were sent away to "uninhabited islands in an attempt to end their 'substandard' genes from repeating in a new generation," Hyun-sik said.

[Dirty Deuce]

jim jong the reason the world ends in 2012? due to nuclear tard missiles?

[TJ]

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8392374

[KyeBidz]

Nick Howell pondered what might have been, saying his record round "Could've been even better if his ball hadn't stuck under the windmill on the eleventh."


Best!

[Mad_Aussie]

http://i.imgur.com/5G6op.jpg

lolllll

[Jumanji]

http://www.fridayphotos.com/fridays/friday-november-18-2011/im-il.jpg

[Jumanji]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6172/motivatore611c74ba91236.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/motivatore611c74ba91236.jpg/)

[Mad_Aussie]

lol, already the conspiracy theories are circulating... "Kim Jong-il assassinated to distract reddit from SOPA"
Yeeeppp, Oh no the public is backlashing against some new legislation, better kill off a foreign leader

[Jumanji]

lol, already the conspiracy theories are circulating... "Kim Jong-il assassinated to distract reddit from SOPA"
Yeeeppp, Oh no the public is backlashing against some new legislation, better kill off a foreign leader

Saw a motivational picture before of his son.

Said Kim Jong Un

North Korean version of O.J

[ReaperSS]

hahaha you've hit the big time if your death's been animated:

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[ReaperSS]

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/world/how-the-online-world-paid-its-respects-to-kim-jong-il/story-e6frg1p3-1226226651211

[lee3671987]

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/lee3671987/0937802aa23c5ab1521c61058da0fd3a_width_600x.jpg


http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr97/lee3671987/381273-kim-jong-un.jpg