Brockas loses half of antilag....

[TJ]

But gains something much better!

http://www.mochadad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mochadad-wedding-rings.jpg

Burnouts to celebrate!

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[pgc]

April fools a bit late/early?

[Wozzernux]

Shotgun wedding?

[duste]

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/6920/lolbrockaspreggers.png

???

Congrats

[TJ]

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/6920/lolbrockaspreggers.png

???

Congrats

Pauls lost weight since that pic. And arms are bigger.

[duste]

Well played, good sir.

[Socrates]

unsure if srs

[Milhouse]

Congratulations on "plating up" the engagement :)

[Rhys]

Congrats to you both, least pics to prove this one :)

[Brett_J]

If serious then Congrats, pingpingpingping seems pretty happy :)

[Tre-Cool]

sure it's not just a cock ring....

[AGIT8D]

Well done, will let the mrs know fake boobs will get her a ring.

[shifted]

Congrats on the engagement!

[Torquen]

Not sure if srs?

If srs, congrats Paul!

If not, Joe spec prank.

[_oz]

Congratulations Paul! Also had a good laugh at the "now i can get fat" photo on fb hahaha too funny

[mischief1]

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[luke20t]

Lol nice thread name! Sooo true!!

[Buckets]

Got an idea for a special wedding photo shoot...

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I'd hope someone on here could beat this :p

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[JBAE]

Best part is the ability to share maternity clothes! when gordon gets knocked up! yeahhhh buddehhhhh!

[V70R]

Well done sir,
Its an interesting game from here on!

[Jimmy_S]

Congrats again 2 months on big fella! ;)

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Best part is the ability to share maternity clothes! when gordon gets knocked up! yeahhhh buddehhhhh!

LOL! He is looking a bit 'comfy'

Congrats Paul!

[Marti]

Congratulations if srs

[Jumanji]

Congratulations if srs

+1

Congrats mate

[Skitzo]

Engagement out of fucking no where, just like Jimmah and his mrs.

+1 Corby on Paul looking a bit comfy :P. When you look like him, and manage to get a mrs that looks like his, you gosta slap a ring on the finger. Same situation as me really, aint going to do any better.

Few couples vying for the top spot on who's next. My money is on Chris (Cake).

[stumps.]

Surely BLAAAA is not far away, he will be under mad pressure now

[Skitzo]

Not until he get's another high paying job.

[lowney]

Congratz mate

[MISS 13B]

Photos of the ring please!!

[stumps.]

Not until he get's another high paying job.

Someone else is selling their car today and has been in a relationship for a fair while! I'm sure you know who i am talking about

[Turbo2.6L]

Congrats!

[TJ]

Engagement out of fucking no where, just like Jimmah and his mrs.

+1 Corby on Paul looking a bit comfy :P. When you look like him, and manage to get a mrs that looks like his, you gosta slap a ring on the finger. Same situation as me really, aint going to do any better.

Few couples vying for the top spot on who's next. My money is on Chris (Cake).

Theres a few contenders

blaa
skitzo
ben whaa
cake

[TJ]

Someone else is selling their car today and has been in a relationship for a fair while! I'm sure you know who i am talking about

You game over too ?

[stumps.]

nope not me, i'm buying a house its like a big ring she can live in

[Ben Wha]

Not until he get's another high paying job.

LOL!!!!!


Theres a few contenders

blaa
skitzo
ben whaa
cake

Pffft. I'm going to try find a hotter girl first. Gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess.

[DanWA]

nope not me, i'm buying a house its like a big ring she can live in

The hit-up for a ring comes not long after

[DISTRBD]

Should be a cheap weddding

Plenty of decent cars to choose from here so no cost

Every secong member is a pro photographer so minimal outlay of $$

Cliff can do the cooking

Tristans love shack down south for honeymoon ( $50 a night )

Hold more ALM events to cover cost of ring ( waiting to see a jewellers name appear as banner )

[Mad_Aussie]

Congratulations mate

http://voiceofcanada.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/under_the_thumb_cartoon.jpeg

[Skitzo]

Someone else is selling their car today and has been in a relationship for a fair while! I'm sure you know who i am talking about

Dan FUCKING Brett?

I'm not a high contender for being next, Teej. While the mrs got all giddy over Paul and Jordy's engagement announcement, she told me she was too young. Guess this mean i have to knock her up before she realises im a loser and she is settling.

LOL Ben

[j3rk]

^ LOL.

Again congrats mate. Chat was hilarious at times on sat night... clearly chuffed at the whole theory!
Rocket-scientist-model children? Keen to rule the world clearly.

[TJ]

LOL Benry, Jared, and Greekiati!

Meanwhile I keep browsing bride.ru waiting for a clearance sale.

[ReaperSS]

Congrats !!

[magic1]

clearly i was a late scratching tj

[TJ]

Haha many people lost their bets on that one

[yeahlow34]

Does this mean you can put it up her pooper?

[Buckets]

Meanwhile I keep browsing bride.ru waiting for a clearance sale.

LOL, some hot women on there. Could probably get one off there for less than a cost of a baller wedding and have cash left over to trade it in for a new one every few years. Jobs tidy :p

[RS_Gav]

clearly i was a late scratching tj

LOL! Goodsport V 0.3

[ben351]

close to 50% of marriage’s end in divorce ... so i guess its good luck to ONE of you :)

[JBAE]

LOL tristan!

[stumps.]

Marriage is betting your partner half your stuff you will love each other forever

[protecon]

Marriage is betting your partner half your stuff you will love each other forever

QFT :/

[AGIT8D]

Dan FUCKING Brett?

I'm not a high contender for being next, Teej. While the mrs got all giddy over Paul and Jordy's engagement announcement, she told me she was too young. Guess this mean i have to knock her up before she realises im a loser and she is settling.

LOL Ben


LOL! Well you can put thoughts like that on hold. Bankwest are too retarded to pay out a loan on time so next week it should be gone, yeah.

[Turbo2.6L]

You sold the SS?

[TheChad]

I own a vl, get your extended family and i'll get the white ribbons.

[JBAE]

realised duo tone was uncool finally! :P

[PSI 304]

Bah, surely she was eyein off half his shit by now anyway. Might aswell call her bluff and distract her with something shiny to buy more time!

Congratulations guys, much love, happiness, and all that other warm n fuzzy stuff. Time to get a pot belly happenin!

[AGIT8D]

You sold the SS?

Yep


realised duo tone was uncool finally! :P

Everyone else realised just how pimp it was, that's the problem ;) hahaha

[INSINR8R]

LOL. Congrats Brockas.

[Riggs]

Needs to produce an heir to the empire I spose, congrats brah.

[TJ]

Carpet empire needs one too!

[mitchy]

Marriage is betting your partner half your stuff you will love each other forever

i'm getting married now then, bitch can have half a bendy bus and $75 in silver coins.

[Turbo2.6L]

Pre-nup motherfackers!!

[JME]

pre-nup? sure baby have half my debt..............enjoy!

[magic1]

Carpet empire needs one too!

LOL

[TJ]

pre-nup? sure baby have half my debt..............enjoy!

Whats that? bucks weekend at Mandurah party house? Ill even set fire to shit again!

[R3N]

HALF!

Congrats Brockas!

[Skitzo]

Whats that? bucks weekend at Mandurah party house? Ill even set fire to shit again!

Keen. No 21st to attend!

[mys1]

Keen. No 21st to attend!.

Im going to put a tether on you though so you dont jump from the second story again!

[TJ]

Also need kye climbing beer carton stacks @ Dan murphys before being abused and chased by store staff, Rav 4 helis on ovals, bogan abuse at hjs.. Top weekend.

[Skitzo]

.

Im going to put a tether on you though so you dont jump from the second story again!

LOL, I don't remember that. Suprised i wasn't injured.

[Riggs]

Carpet empire needs one too!


LOL

Har har.

[1JZNOSHIT]

Theres a few contenders

blaa
skitzo
ben whaa
cake

you can add Marbles to that list too.

[TJ]

Keating and Natalotto already gone too

Steve Jones probably not far behind

[SimonR32]

you can add Marbles to that list too.

Dreaming... Refer to emails I have sent this morning regarding future plans for cash!

Sloth on the other hand can be smashed onto the list and maybe RFT when he finally admits his love

[Halle Terry]

Best part is the ability to share maternity clothes! when gordon gets knocked up! yeahhhh buddehhhhh!

Hahahah!


Surely BLAAAA is not far away, he will be under mad pressure now


Not until he get's another high paying job.

LOL!!!!


Congratulations Jordy & Brockas!

[Joe]

Cars are all getting sold to buy rings.

Give it another 12-24 months after the wedding season, and you'll all be having kids.

New forum section.. General Pram/Stroller Discussion? CAN.

[Mad_Aussie]

New forum section.. General Pram/Stroller Discussion? CAN.

Mothers house cleaning thread....

[mattyb89]

Mothers house cleaning thread....

parenting 101 and how to bitch slap your kid 102

[1JZNOSHIT]

Dreaming... Refer to emails I have sent this morning regarding future plans for cash!

Sloth on the other hand can be smashed onto the list and maybe RFT when he finally admits his love

Brockas just bought an E-Class, months later, he is engaged. I will not be fooled by your potential spendings, it all equals out in the end and in this case its a sparkly diamond ring to satisfy the other party :)

Your pug eyed humper dog is just the beginning of a life long journey with Elise :)

[Joe]

That dog cost more than some peoples engagement rings!

[Jumanji]

Supplying wedding food BALISTIC?

[Joe]

Definitely :D

[SSICK]

nice work Brockas. Engagements, babies ( congrats AKF6 on lil baby Imogen) and puppies......antilag.com sharing the love.

[SimonR32]

Brockas just bought an E-Class, months later, he is engaged. I will not be fooled by your potential spendings, it all equals out in the end and in this case its a sparkly diamond ring to satisfy the other party :)

Your pug eyed humper dog is just the beginning of a life long journey with Elise :)

LOL @ "pug eyed humper dog"... He is a "5 year" dog and after the weekend he has just had he only just started to get his hump back on last night haha


That dog cost more than some peoples engagement rings!

No shit... Cool dog though, probably will last more than a lot of marriages as well :)

[Niva]

so glad I didnt buy DESAM8..

[Brockas]

Thanks guys :)

Was always going to happen, just had to save up for the ring. That was a bit of a mess around, I wanted to propose yesterday as it was our 1 year anniversary, but the ring was still two weeks away. I bought another ring (the wedding ring) to propose with, and sure enough this morning the engagement ring arrived two weeks early!! If I had waited one more day I could have proposed with her actual engagement ring, but so be it :P

A picture of my now fiancée next to a Jag XJ in the coco's carpark last night :)
http://i53.tinypic.com/ekepvn.jpg


Photos of the ring please!!
Jordy put a picture up of it on facebook, and the ones I've taken aren't with me at the moment so I'll just link that one for the girls :p Will get better pics later!

1.48 carat, I colour, SI2 clarity, and good cut.

http://i52.tinypic.com/10xr1ht.jpg

And this is the wedding ring I proposed with:

http://i51.tinypic.com/8ww9l4.jpg


After all this... the GT-R wont be getting the Holinger box it was hoping to have any time soon!!

[Gleeso]

Now I know this is official. Congratulations!!

Hope all goes well from here on in.

[Turbo2.6L]

After all this... the GT-R wont be getting the Holinger box it was hoping to have any time soon!!

I'll enjoy one for you :p

[Tre-Cool]

congratulations.. best be getting those late night gt5 races in now before your waking up for midnight feedings....

[cplagz]

I'm surprised she didn't say no for taking her to CoCo's! hahaha

[Tre-Cool]

curious to know how "old fashioned" you were. did you ask permission from her father?

[AGIT8D]

Your mrs has decent legs, brah.

[Brockas]

I'm surprised she didn't say no for taking her to CoCo's! hahaha
It's her favourite restaurant, tied with Frasiers (but we went there for her birthday).


curious to know how "old fashioned" you were. did you ask permission from her father?
Sure did, went round to her dad's on Sunday. Was pretty much required as she comes from a very traditional Catholic Italian family.

[V70R]

As said before, Congratulations Paul. Being engaged is .... interesting ..
It looks like Jordana has hairy fingers in the above pic.

[TJ]

Her initials are going to be JB - your dad and Leon like this!

[V70R]

Her initials are going to be JB - your dad and Leon like this!
hahahahaha well played sir !

[regi]

PB+J?

congrats mang

[JBAE]

The fuck! you meant to buy 2 fucking rings for getting married? shit looks expensive!

[MISS 13B]

http://i52.tinypic.com/10xr1ht.jpg

And this is the wedding ring I proposed with:

http://i51.tinypic.com/8ww9l4.jpg

Yay! Thank you. I love seeing people's wedding/engagement rings :D
Wedding ring is stunning, is it vintage? Looks to be of Edwardian era.

[TJ]

The fuck! you meant to buy 2 fucking rings for getting married? shit looks expensive!

Better break the other ankle for a bigger payout!

[JBAE]

pfft! just make the GF buy her own ring when the time comes and "pay her back" over the next 50 years!

[hostage_85]

Congrats Brockas. Welcome to a new chapter of your life

[INSINR8R]

So was this a case of "Diamonds: She'll pretty much have to?" ;)

Hey? Hey? HEY? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about... Making great sandwiches from now on!

[Brockas]

LOL trust me I didn't spend ridiculous coin on this stuff to get anything from her! Haha


Yay! Thank you. I love seeing people's wedding/engagement rings :D
Wedding ring is stunning, is it vintage? Looks to be of Edwardian era.
Not vintage, but a vintage style. Had it custom made.

[AGIT8D]

LOL trust me I didn't spend ridiculous coin on this stuff to get anything from her! Haha


So you were already getting the milk without buying the cow? And flavoured milks too by the sounds of that comment!

[Brockas]

Hahaha!

[Rich]

Congratulations guys!


After all this... the GT-R wont be getting the Holinger box it was hoping to have any time soon!!

What? No engagement Holinger gearbox from her? 21st century, equal rights for women and all that shit. Talk about double standards!!

[Torquen]

What? No engagement Holinger gearbox from her? 21st century, equal rights for women and all that shit. Talk about double standards!!

Lol!

[mr_mike]

lol thinkin back now i remember walkin out the toilet at Bouz's bucks night 6mths ago to see you having a D&M with 1JZVL Ben and tellin him in a rather drunken tone "i love this girl i reckon i am going to marry her" I just chuckled and walked off thinkin "pissed pingpingpingping" lol guess not congrats.

[Crammit]

Congrats mate!

Who's going to take over the Family Business?

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[blaize]

congratulations paul

[ben351]

lets see if we can get Jonesy to vomit a river of spew by 8pm in the carpark at your bucks party too

[Kaido]

Congregational paul

[TJ]

lets see if we can get Jonesy to vomit a river of spew by 8pm in the carpark at your bucks party too

Yes.

[c.rusli]

Congregational paul

wtf? ur on drugs dude? lol!

[Joe]

Lollll Ben.. my bucks certainly was the benchmark. :D

[Brockas]

lets see if we can get Jonesy to vomit a river of spew by 8pm in the carpark at your bucks party too
All we can do is try.

[TJ]

Lollll Ben.. my bucks certainly was the benchmark. :D

Dylan with the old wog out front for an hour or so.

[Milhouse]

Ben351 jumping the counter at domino's next door sans pants....

[cplagz]

It's her favourite restaurant, tied with Frasiers (but we went there for her birthday).
.

Go around the corner next time to Red Cabbage dude - guarantee you it will become her new favourite.

And PB+J = http://peanutbutterjellytime.net/peanut-butter-jelly-time.gif LOL

[TJ]

Ben351 jumping the counter at domino's next door sans pants....

Hahaha a normal night out for Ben

[Sciflyer]

Congrats Paul, nice one :)

[miss_petepie]

aww congrats! lucky girl getting both rings :P

[Mad_Aussie]

You so need to arrange a precession of GTR's for the wedding party to rock up in....

[Tre-Cool]

You so need to arrange a precession of GTR's for the wedding party to rock up in....

followed by a trailer with gearbox's in it. oh sorry. its a wedding not a funeral.


haha

[V70R]

I believe the best man has already made an arrangement for a container of spare parts..

[TJ]

Best man will be modelling suits before and after proceedings.

[_S9_]

I wanted to propose yesterday as it was our 1 year anniversary,
fuck ive taken shits longer than that

how long have you two lived together?

[TheChad]

may your first child be a masculine child

[Skitzo]

fuck ive taken shits longer than that

how long have you two lived together?

They don't live together.

[pgc]

may your first child be a masculine child

Even if it is a girl.

[masTers]

Congratulations.

Nice taste in rings!

[Jizz-Lebrity]

she comes from a very traditional Catholic Italian family.

So now that you're getting married you can almost finally have sex! ;)

Seriously though, congratulations mate. Brad (the 7'4" matchstick-looking mate of mine) and I had a random drunken yarn with Jordana at TJ's 39th the other weekend. From that, it's obvious that you have done very well!

All the best :)

[Brockas]

Cheers boys!


how long have you two lived together?
For about 5 weeks when my folks were in USA... that count? Haha

[slypsi]

fuck ive taken shits longer than that

how long have you two lived together?

Those shits will last longer than your remaining hair

[Niva]

I have 25k right here for your gtr. show her how much she means to you... be a man <3

[Buckets]

I have 25k right here for your gtr. show her how much she means to you... be a man <3

$25k's not a bad start on a house :p

[Niva]

she'll pretty much have too

[Brockas]

I have 25k right here for your gtr. show her how much she means to you... be a man <3
Throw another $15k on there and then we'll start talking ;)

[Ben Wha]

Dreamer.

[V70R]

Its been said many times before, "Its me or the car!"
That $25k offer is looking pretty sweet right now .. :D

[Brockas]

LOL!

Guess I'm damn lucky my missus isn't anything like that!

[JBAE]

10K too HIGH NIVA lowball harder bra!

[Turbo2.6L]

$25k would buy you a hollinger. Wait...

[Mad_Aussie]

Pppft it's just an r33 shitter with some stick on 3m carbon, $11k or you're dreaming :P

[confuzion]

LOL Benry, Jared, and Greekiati!

Meanwhile I keep browsing bride.ru waiting for a clearance sale.

Wait.... is that bride.ru site legit?? some fkn hotties!

[TJ]

LOLLL I am sure they are just looking for love.


Love is 4 letters, so is Visa.

[Turbo2.6L]

Anal sex, cooking, washing, gardening for 12 months from a hottie until divorce/visa comes through. Rinse, repeat, happy days forever :D

[Lonewolf]

LOL!

Guess I'm damn lucky my missus isn't anything like that, yet!

Fixed :)

Eddiieeeeee, I want half!

[Brockas]

Pppft it's just an r33 shitter with some stick on 3m carbon, $11k or you're dreaming :P
I'd sell it to you if something broke you'd assume it's a worldwide conspiracy by the banks to deprive you of money.

[stumps.]

LOL you are on fire today

[Mad_Aussie]

I'd sell it to you if something broke you'd assume it's a worldwide conspiracy by the banks to deprive you of money.

My mistake, I keep forgetting that every thread in the Off Topic section has to involve cars, especially political and wedding topics.
I did lol though.