6 reasons the guy whos fixing your computer hates you

[Niva]

fuck I love cracked

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-guy-whos-fixing-your-computer-hates-you/

[Niva]

last section with 'jims shit' and 'swordfish' comment has me in fucking tears

[Gleeso]

Fuck you. Youve got me hooked on reading all the threads that come up next..it really is an awesome website.

[Torquen]

Just spent 3 hours reading through random shit on that site. FUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Gleeso]

Taken from this http://www.cracked.com/article_19425_11-useful-products-too-embarrassing-to-actually-use.html

#8. CubeGuard Notification System

"This thing also saves the police at least one step in securing your cubicle when someone inevitably murders you there." LOL!!

[dmwill]

Can relate to everything about why the IT guy hates everyone.

Wonder if I could add the link to the bottom of my email signature?

[tinto]

The part about 'all future computer problems are your fault' is so true.
I used to go out of my way to help until that shit started.

[Lonewolf]

so true haha

[Joe]

Have been reading Cracked for years, and as a result, have read every article possible :D

The windows 7 article one is a pisser.. Brockas posted it here a couple of years ago

[aussievr4]

I used to work in a computer store when I was a bit younger and as soon as people found out what I was doing for work they automatically thought I would actually care about all the problems with their computer. In my mind I was always thinking please dont punish me for making a poor career choice.

[Fujiwara13]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jguhj/whats_the_most_enraging_thing_a_computer/

Cannot. Stop. Reading.

And I have uni assignments due. FUUUU!

[hostage_85]

I'm not a qualified tech or anything, but that is so true.
Everytime i go to my parents house there is something wrong with the computer and its "Not my mum" Apparently, its always my brothers that mess the
computer up, but she's the only one that ever seems to have a problem lol

[Fujiwara13]

From the reddit stories:

"On a Monday morning, my boss got an irate phone call from one of the department secretaries. The secretary said that I had been working on her computer the previous Friday and now her desk lamp didn't work. For the record, the computer and lamp were plugged-in to different outlets. A thorough investigation was launched and the likely cause of the lamp outage was shown to be the housekeeper bumping the lamp plug with the vacuum cleaner.
The secretary did not feel the need to apologize--no doubt my repairs to the computer somehow caused the housekeeper to bump the power cord."