View Full Version : Why did the chicken cross the road?
to4garret
29-06-2005, 07:57 AM
To get into the Porsche of course :banana:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/roru/1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/roru/2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/roru/3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/roru/4.jpg
Oh geez...thats going to take a while to clean up!!
GENU1NE
29-06-2005, 08:34 AM
Spit and Polish will bring that up good as new! haha he mustve been fukn flying!
ReaperSS
29-06-2005, 08:53 AM
would of been spewn if you were the passenger eatin KFC at the time
ben351
29-06-2005, 09:33 AM
hahah yewd be picking chicken bits out of the corner of your eye for weeks haha ... what if yew were talking or yelled LOOK OUT ! haha cop a mouth full of chicken bits ... as for KCF ? well it would be twice as fresh as KFC and least yewd know the thing yew were munching on was chicken haah not the retarted inbred "chickens" they breed :boink:
GENU1NE
29-06-2005, 09:41 AM
hehe iduno, that chicken looks pretty retarded and inbred now:P hahaha
mazda
29-06-2005, 10:08 AM
speed kills.
ben351
29-06-2005, 10:27 AM
hehe iduno, that chicken looks pretty retarded and inbred now:P hahaha
lol very true inbreeding is a bitch tho i am gettin sick of toms three legged blind cats walkin up n down our street hahaha bout time for a game of "See who can run the most cats over and make his mum cry"
haha jokes big fella your olright :lol:
GENU1NE
29-06-2005, 11:13 AM
i hit a cat the other week, was only doing 60km and it jumped 3 fkn lanes=/
not kool hey! thnkfully it did not dmg my car haha
that car mustve been doin round the 200mark for it to go through=/
ben351
29-06-2005, 11:46 AM
i hit a cat once was driving an saw it sittin on the side of the road as i drove past it ran out on purpose hey it was a suicidal little fecker and as i hit it i put it brakes on ... haha when you brake the front end of your car dips down so i squashed the **** out of it hahaha then as i drove off i heard this screeeeching noise like someone was raping a baby with a violin so i looked in my rear veiw mirrow and the cat was running off meowing at this high pitched level haha was the weirdest noise i ever heard and one of its legs was dragging behind it hahah :lol: ... poor little kid when he got home would have found his cat all fuked up on his door step :lol: aaaaaaaahahah still brings tears to my eyes thinkin bout it hahaha :lol:
LNYMRKO
29-06-2005, 07:08 PM
Hahah, awesome.
There was one like this on the net somewhere that involved a deer + 4WD I think, was a bit more disturbing and gruesome hahaah.. anyone know where it is?
DRKWRX
29-06-2005, 07:11 PM
i saw this on the forum apparently he was doing 250 and the bird that he hit is a pheasant lol funny ****
chrged
01-07-2005, 12:21 PM
yeah i seen something similar but it was a deer, 10 time's the mess too
to4garret
01-07-2005, 12:26 PM
yea i got the pic's of the deer as well,
if i was there, i would have grabbed the deer, no need to gut the fcuker
mmmmvenison yummmmmmy
[RX2]
01-07-2005, 12:40 PM
F*ck cleaning that sh*te up!
AndrZeJ
05-07-2005, 12:17 AM
deer one owns that chicken one
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