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jesse-92
16-05-2011, 06:40 PM
DELETE PLEASE

family guy
16-05-2011, 08:05 PM
you not remember?

http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45626&highlight=rx7+jesse-92

Gleeso
16-05-2011, 08:18 PM
Smoking too much weed?? maaann

jesse-92
16-05-2011, 09:08 PM
i didnt like the other one so i thort ide start a fresh

doriae86
16-05-2011, 10:08 PM
this one is shit too bro

Stealthed
16-05-2011, 10:15 PM
Lol you can't just start "Fresh" if you didn't like your other one? It's your build.

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 06:02 AM
I can do what the fuck i like pingpingpingping its my car

doriae86
17-05-2011, 06:14 AM
You remind me of a young Gav Jones. Let me guess. If i fancy a physical altercation at the local chicken establishment you are prepared ?

Buckets
17-05-2011, 06:14 AM
I can do what the fuck i like pingpingpingping its my car

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2468/3719365071_147eccb532.jpg

If you want to keep this one get rid of the old one cob.

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 07:38 AM
Dunno how to deleat them i tryed

mys1
17-05-2011, 08:19 AM
Can I suggest you spell check your posts, it would make them a lot easier to read!

Maybe type them in to word before posting if you struggle with the english language! I might then try and read one of your many showcases!

Stealthed
17-05-2011, 08:58 AM
I can do what the fuck i like pingpingpingping its my car

Lol, Your enthusiasm thrills me. However it does not change the fact you created a second thread only because you grew tired and "disliked" your first.

I suggest you delete one so we can all enjoy the "spectacular viewing pleasure" your main thread will bring us. :)

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 02:09 PM
Well if you dont like it dont fucking read it then simple as that

Mad_Aussie
17-05-2011, 02:25 PM
http://bachelortodd.com/uploaded_images/suck_at_internet-772194.jpg

Turbo2.6L
17-05-2011, 02:30 PM
Hahahahaha shit bloke, shit car, shit thread x 2!
Subscribed for the lulz :D

mitchy
17-05-2011, 02:36 PM
Well if you dont like it dont fucking read it then simple as that

you should put that at the very start... i thought i had to keep reading until i got to that post.

Aristoman
17-05-2011, 02:45 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UWnyq6IbKXQ/TQBwJCllOjI/AAAAAAAAAY8/G6MV0g7cNKk/s1600/not_this_shit_again.jpg

TJ
17-05-2011, 02:47 PM
You make arguil

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 03:06 PM
Hahahahaha shit bloke, shit car, shit thread x 2!
Subscribed for the lulz :D


Shit car hey ? Worth alot more than your peice of shit dog

Mad_Aussie
17-05-2011, 03:07 PM
Shit car hey ? Worth alot more than your peice of shit dog

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff352/racoon1957/homey/popcorn.gif

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 03:09 PM
And shit bloke hey? You dont even fucking know me

Stealthed
17-05-2011, 03:09 PM
Well if you dont like it dont fucking read it then simple as that

This is a new thread with a new title, I didn't know what to expect!
However upon opening this thread I thought of a movie called "Déjà vu" It featured Denzel Washington experiencing the same events over and over again, much like this thread, as I remember reading it once before and for me to open up this NEW thread and realise it is simply a copy of your old one just so you can start "fresh" was really a waste of my time and everyone else's...

Also in the movie it didn’t feature a retard unlike the OP of this thread.

mys1
17-05-2011, 03:10 PM
And shit bloke hey? You dont even fucking know me

hey Fuck your relax ok! pingpingpingping!

DBLDOSE
17-05-2011, 03:11 PM
Shit car hey ? Worth alot more than your peice of shit dog

Doesn't he drive a 10 sec F6 or something?

Aristoman
17-05-2011, 03:12 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/InBeforeTheLock.gif

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 03:13 PM
Still a peice of shit car its a ford prob doesnt get very far in it coz it prob keeps on breaking down

-Luke-
17-05-2011, 03:15 PM
Nothing screams reliable like a 20+ year old rota.....

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/lukehidderley/untitled.jpg

c.rusli
17-05-2011, 03:15 PM
is the car going to be like this??

http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/steam-car.jpg

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 03:16 PM
If you like to think so

mys1
17-05-2011, 03:16 PM
I loled at the reliability comment...

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 03:20 PM
Well fuck all you pingpingpingpings then ill fucking deleat it if thats what u fucking want

mitchy
17-05-2011, 03:20 PM
yes please.

Mad_Aussie
17-05-2011, 03:22 PM
Well fuck all you pingpingpingpings then ill fucking deleat it if thats what u fucking want

That would be quite decent of you. Which I suppose would be a first?

Aristoman
17-05-2011, 03:23 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/TexasSnyper/Demotivational/GameOverMan.jpg

mys1
17-05-2011, 03:23 PM
Well fuck all of you pingpingpingpings then, I'll fucking delete it if that's what you fucking want.


see how much easier that reads?

-Luke-
17-05-2011, 03:24 PM
Well fuck all you pingpingpingpings then ill fucking deleat it if thats what u fucking want

*Fixed

Dear esteemed Antilag members, I'm sincerely sorry that the second essay detailing my automobiles current state and my plans for future improvements has displeased you all. Please allow my to delete the essay to prevent further displeasure to this fine establishment.

Mad_Aussie
17-05-2011, 03:26 PM
*Fixed

Dear esteemed Antilag members, I'm sincerely sorry that the second essay detailing my automobiles current state and my plans for future improvements has displeased you all. Please allow my to delete the essay to prevent further displeasure to this fine establishment.

*me

mitchy
17-05-2011, 03:27 PM
*Fixed

Dear esteemed Antilag members, I'm sincerely sorry that the second essay detailing my automobiles current state and my plans for future improvements has displeased you all. Please allow my to delete the essay to prevent further displeasure to this fine establishment.

that's just being stupid.

Stealthed
17-05-2011, 03:27 PM
*Fixed

Dear esteemed Antilag members, I'm sincerely sorry that the second essay detailing my automobiles current state and my plans for future improvements has displeased you all. Please allow my to delete the essay to prevent further displeasure to this fine establishment.

Here here! I second that motion.

But no seriously, Deleting it would have been the best choice.

Aristoman
17-05-2011, 03:33 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/10/pleasesircan128576330925923186.jpg

Turbo2.6L
17-05-2011, 03:35 PM
Shit car hey ? Worth alot more than your peice of shit dog


And shit bloke hey? You dont even fucking know me


Still a peice of shit car its a ford prob doesnt get very far in it coz it prob keeps on breaking down


Well fuck all you pingpingpingpings then ill fucking deleat it if thats what u fucking want

Hahahahahahahahaha so much hate from one guy!
This is exactly the response(s) i was hoping for, thankyou kind sir :D

Oh btw, will wave at you as i drive by you next time you pop a seal in your shit tin of reliability.

180SXTCY
17-05-2011, 03:44 PM
you mad bro?

stumps.
17-05-2011, 03:52 PM
LOL at worth more

TheChad
17-05-2011, 04:07 PM
lol why is it always vl owners?



make 1 thread about car...
everyone seems nice, better make another so everyone will be even nicer!

watch out turbo4L, his mates car does 9.5's on a stock turbo... its all cos of the bonet scoop.

Ben Wha
17-05-2011, 04:11 PM
I thought Jesse was a girl :(

flamo_damo
17-05-2011, 04:20 PM
http://www.kategordon.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/happy_goat.jpg

Buckets
17-05-2011, 04:35 PM
Nothing screams reliable like a 20+ year old rota.....

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/lukehidderley/untitled.jpg

Fucking LOL (And I own a broken rotary)

mr_mike
17-05-2011, 04:48 PM
U mad?

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 04:50 PM
lol why is it always vl owners?



make 1 thread about car...
everyone seems nice, better make another so everyone will be even nicer!

watch out turbo4L, his mates car does 9.5's on a stock turbo... its all cos of the bonet scoop.

it didnt have a stock turbo it had a t66 i corected it

Slip_
17-05-2011, 04:51 PM
Whinch out!!


you should put that at the very start... i thought i had to keep reading until i got to that post.

LOL

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 05:03 PM
yeah maybe if you lerned how to read maybe you would have seen that

TJ
17-05-2011, 05:04 PM
You seriously cant be spelling this bad without it being a joke?

Aristoman
17-05-2011, 05:14 PM
http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/612265/PerfectGrammar.jpg

cactus
17-05-2011, 05:18 PM
This thread delivers!

Lots of funnies.

inks
17-05-2011, 05:22 PM
This is top quality!

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 05:22 PM
not everyones perfect you know

mr_mike
17-05-2011, 05:29 PM
but some people are "special"

R3N
17-05-2011, 05:29 PM
Dan's mate for sure. Easily AGIT8D as well

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 05:32 PM
if some one told me how to deleat this maybe i would then everyone can be happy for a change even then i dont think everyone will be happy

Buckets
17-05-2011, 05:34 PM
You seriously cant be spelling this bad without it being a joke?

jesse-92
drive it like ya stole it

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Mandurah
Posts: 79

Need we say much more?

-Luke-
17-05-2011, 05:38 PM
if some one told me how to deleat this maybe i would then everyone can be happy for a change even then i dont think everyone will be happy

You need to copy the url for your original thread, and copy and paste it into a post here then PM Balistic or TJ and ask them to ¨Sticky the thread in the Pool room¨

they will move it there so it can´t be viewed. You can´t delete it yourself

duste
17-05-2011, 05:40 PM
if some one told me how to deleat this maybe i would then everyone can be happy for a change even then i dont think everyone will be happy

If you mean 'delete', you can't. Your best bet would be to contact the administrative team here: http://antilag.com/forums/sendmessage.php

Explain the situation, tell them who has been giving you strife - the admins will have a word with them and then delete your thread as per your request.

Be sure to express your dislike for some pingpingpingping called Brockas.

Worked for Judd.

Slip_
17-05-2011, 05:55 PM
yeah maybe if you lerned how to read maybe you would have seen that

Yeah maybe nah.

e4666wa
17-05-2011, 06:05 PM
Same same...

yeah maybe if you lerned how to read maybe you would have seen that


yeah, your ENGRISH is bad!
E N G L I S H,
now you know who is the worst

Cum? Come? God, (DUN) talk like a kid.
SO?

HAHAHA!
Only difference is one of them is actually born in Australia.

R3N
17-05-2011, 06:09 PM
Yeah maybe nah.

Tinfoil Hat Conglomerate

THC?

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 06:10 PM
well thats fucking gay then isnt it every other forum you can delete your posts

jesse-92
17-05-2011, 06:12 PM
jesse-92
drive it like ya stole it

Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Mandurah
Posts: 79

Need we say much more?

what you meen by that?? i live in the good part of mandurah not the shitty part.

TJ
17-05-2011, 06:18 PM
You need to copy the url for your original thread, and copy and paste it into a post here then PM Balistic or TJ and ask them to ¨Sticky the thread in the Pool room¨

they will move it there so it can´t be viewed. You can´t delete it yourself

If I get a pm you are banned.

Kindest regards

Slip_
17-05-2011, 06:18 PM
Tinfoil Hat Conglomerate

THC?

Lookout... motherfucking Robert Langdon is up in this shit!!

Boza
17-05-2011, 06:29 PM
if some one told me how to deleat this maybe i would then everyone can be happy for a change even then i dont think everyone will be happy

to save you digging more of a hole & having 500 more people jumpin on the bandwagon and adding there 2c worth edit first post in thread then you can delete the original post which will delete the thread....

Steppo_GT
17-05-2011, 09:23 PM
Just as I thought this place was a bit bland this week.

TheChad
17-05-2011, 09:27 PM
has not reached epic thread status and doesnt appear it will. sure came close though.

i personally feel it peaked too early when we were told we should have "lerned to read"

thrtytwo
17-05-2011, 09:39 PM
anticlimax. deleat

Brockas
18-05-2011, 05:23 PM
If I get a pm you are banned.

Kindest regards

Yeh, instead I received a PM.

Apparently "Jesse" is being bullied.

mr_mike
18-05-2011, 05:28 PM
hahahaha all a bit Dejavu this.

join AL
talk shit
get piss taken outta ya
rage
Pm Brockas
get piss taken even more
more rage
banned


Definetly Judds mate

thrtytwo
18-05-2011, 05:28 PM
you cant tell everyone that!, he PMd you in the utmost trust. Or did his mummy send you an email ?

BIGS
18-05-2011, 06:04 PM
This is a new thread with a new title, I didn't know what to expect!
However upon opening this thread I thought of a movie called "Déjà vu" It featured Denzel Washington experiencing the same events over and over again, much like this thread, as I remember reading it once before and for me to open up this NEW thread and realise it is simply a copy of your old one just so you can start "fresh" was really a waste of my time and everyone else's...

Also in the movie it didn’t feature a retard unlike the OP of this thread.

Ground hog day also comes to mind.

it didnt have a stock turbo it had a t66 i corected it

Thought you said gt42

180SXTCY
18-05-2011, 06:25 PM
Is it school holidays?

jesse-92
18-05-2011, 07:09 PM
Ok guys im over this shit sorry if i offended anyone deffending myself and trying to do the right thing

e4666wa
18-05-2011, 08:02 PM
Ok guys im over this shit sorry if i offended anyone deffending myself and trying to do the right thing

Puss.

beefcake
18-05-2011, 08:58 PM
come join perthrotary.com , tones approves ;)

jesse-92
18-05-2011, 09:14 PM
Yeah i am on perth rotor :D

Tones
18-05-2011, 09:32 PM
oi why am i being brought into it...

beefcake
18-05-2011, 09:39 PM
sorry boss ... i mean MISS13b approves

1JZVL
19-05-2011, 12:08 AM
Ha,

Rotard owner calling a Ford Inline 6 unreliable, irony is the best humour.

:(

MISS 13B
19-05-2011, 08:01 AM
sorry boss ... i mean MISS13b approves
LOL not my fucking mate!!

BIGS
19-05-2011, 12:33 PM
You are obviously young and are thus prone to illogical outburst's. As a person much wiser than myself said: "let people think you are stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it". It is a good phyolosphy to go by.

You somewhat fell on your 'proverbial' sword of humility when you made a half apology.

Can I suggest eating further humble pie and ask for this thread to be locked/removed and your previous one to be reopened and cleaned up. I do feel however irreparable damage may of been done and such a request will go unheeded.

stumps.
19-05-2011, 12:37 PM
people don't forget

TheChad
19-05-2011, 01:10 PM
aslo change your username, buy a new car, and possibly make a few changes to your appearance and people will forget soon enough...

Joe
19-05-2011, 01:13 PM
People don't forget on Antilag.com, but usually people are happy to give people a 2nd chance as long as they clean their game up the 2nd time around.

JME
19-05-2011, 01:43 PM
my abs still hurt from "the good part of mandurah"..................

A sewage recycling plant can be designed by a world renown architect, funded by the upper eschelon of society to meet international standards, but the fact remains it handles shit, in large plentiful quantities!

BIGS
19-05-2011, 03:17 PM
my abs still hurt from "the good part of mandurah"..................

A sewage recycling plant can be designed by a world renown architect, funded by the upper eschelon of society to meet international standards, but the fact remains it handles shit, in large plentiful quantities!

You just reminded me of the horrid rank smell that would greet me on trips down there when I was a kid.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 03:31 PM
You are obviously young and are thus prone to illogical outburst's. As a person much wiser than myself said: "let people think you are stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it". It is a good phyolosphy to go by.

You somewhat fell on your 'proverbial' sword of humility when you made a half apology.

Can I suggest eating further humble pie and ask for this thread to be locked/removed and your previous one to be reopened and cleaned up. I do feel however irreparable damage may of been done and such a request will go unheeded.

Cheerz good advice i will take that in and i agree on this being removed and the other one being cleaned up

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 03:31 PM
Mandy dont smell its awsum

R3N
19-05-2011, 03:40 PM
ALSO... LEARN TO SPELL

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 03:44 PM
To much sms bullshit !

To quote my negro friend:

http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/1954-2/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif

BIGS
19-05-2011, 03:57 PM
Mandy dont smell its awsum

Yeh I know, it was the industrial area we would pass just before entering.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 04:20 PM
Yeh I know, it was the industrial area we would pass just before entering.

Oh ok and nah it doesnt smell anymore ay or maybe im used to it

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 04:22 PM
To much sms bullshit !

To quote my negro friend:

http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/1954-2/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif

Facebook and msn too lol

TJ
19-05-2011, 04:32 PM
No, quite seriously, if you keep writing shit without taking 2 seconds to spell check it, you will most likely get banned.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 04:37 PM
Why? you can still read it no ones perfect and also not the sharpest tool in the shed so not my folt

doriae86
19-05-2011, 04:39 PM
download google chrome, has a spell check function built in ?

TJ
19-05-2011, 04:49 PM
Why?

Because one of our forum rules states that this is a forum, not fb, msn, or a sms.

As a website originating in Australia, it uses the native language of English.

You dont even need to know how to spell, the computer will do it for you.

Hell, if, you actually read what changes the spell check makes you might even lean a thing or two!

skinkis
19-05-2011, 04:50 PM
not the sharpest tool in the shed

You don´t say, do you?

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 04:51 PM
Why? you can still read it no ones perfect and also not the sharpest tool in the shed so not my folt

folt:

Strongly disagree; usually used as a one word response.

doriae86
19-05-2011, 04:52 PM
Why?

Hell, if, you actually read what changes the spell check makes you might even lean a thing or two!

PHUK UR RELAX

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 04:52 PM
Why? you can still read it no ones perfect and also not the sharpest tool in the shed so not my folt

I assume the 92 in ur username is your birth year, making you at least 18 years old, no one expect you to be a scholar but by this age you should be able to at least have a basic grasp on the english language and be able to spell properly.
You're not 13 and this isn't a text message or msn make the effort eh?


If not then then I am already annoyed at my tax dollars paying your dole cheque in the future, cos you obviously aint going far.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:04 PM
I am 19 actually and i am already a tradesman so i am pretty sure that i have got pretty far alrwady and i am going to go further

Stealthed
19-05-2011, 05:13 PM
I assume the 92 in ur username is your birth year, making you at least 18 years old, no one expect you to be a scholar but by this age you should be able to at least have a basic grasp on the english language and be able to spell properly.
You're not 13 and this isn't a text message or msn make the effort eh?


If not then then I am already annoyed at my tax dollars paying your dole cheque in the future, cos you obviously aint going far.

Well certanly not with a rotary anyway, who knows when that thing will blow a seal next!!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:17 PM
It probably wont for another 5 years

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 05:17 PM
I am 19 actually and i am already a tradesman so i am pretty sure that i have got pretty far alrwady and i am going to go further

LOL,
you have been told poor spelling is frowned upon on this forum and you Fail hard again.
I have no formal qualifications and yet I still manage to spell and use correct grammar on this forum.
If anything you are giving "tradesmen" a bad name by spelling like a 8 year old.

180SXTCY
19-05-2011, 05:23 PM
try sounding it out mate if you're finding it that hard to spell..

al-weady.. hrmms....

al-read-y "already"

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 05:26 PM
I am 19 actually and i am already a tradesman so i am pretty sure that i have got pretty far alrwady and i am going to go further


I assume the 92 in ur username is your birth year, making you at least 18 years old.

I dont know when your birthday is hence why i said if you were born in 92 you would be at least 18 by now.
Dont go bragging to much about being a tradie, if your 19 and you would of started your apprenticship at 15 or 16. Given that most apprenticships are 3-4 years means you are only just out of your time and probably still know fuck all.

But this is off topic, if you want to win back respect or at least acceptance on these forums then you need to do at least 1 or all of 3 things. Either pull your head in and try to spell and construct sentences better, post pics of your rotor doing big skids (in a suitable location) or post pics of your missus naked.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:27 PM
If you cant read it your retarded it all sounds the same near enough is good enough

180SXTCY
19-05-2011, 05:29 PM
wait what?

we're retarded because we like to use proper English and grammar?

ahh that's we're I've been going wrong!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:30 PM
Well im not going to post my missus naked because that would be illegal and i can post burnout pics when i get my diff fixed

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:31 PM
Stress less guys

DBLDOSE
19-05-2011, 05:33 PM
If you cant read it your retarded it all sounds the same near enough is good enough

Hope you never build my house.

I'm studying engineering, do you think when we design a bridge that we just say 'near enough is good enough'?

I was born the same year as you, and I have the ability to type full sentences withcorrect grammar and punctuation most of the time. Put a bit of effort in, it's not that hard...

Stealthed
19-05-2011, 05:35 PM
Well im not going to post my missus naked because that would be illegal and i can post burnout pics when i get my diff fixed

Is she 15? It's ok we approve.

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 05:36 PM
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff155/lonyaeger/Thread%20is%20dead/DeadThread.jpg

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:37 PM
Is she 15? It's ok we approve.

Yes and hahah

rucker_
19-05-2011, 05:38 PM
This guy can't be real. NOBODY is this stupid.

R3N
19-05-2011, 05:39 PM
TAKE A FUCKING HINT OR GO JOIN ROE OR SOMETHING

180SXTCY
19-05-2011, 05:41 PM
with* ^ LOL

Baggus
19-05-2011, 05:41 PM
Funny thing is he isn't joking about her age, Jesse bro you just keep digging that hole deeper and deeper...

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:43 PM
Hahahah well ill just shut up then but im finding this funny hahaha

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 05:44 PM
Yes and hahah

wait wait wait, did you just admit your 19 and your GF is 15?

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs50/150/i/2009/285/2/9/Pedo_Bear_Game_by_koyfishkai.png

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:46 PM
???

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 05:46 PM
No surprises. Mandurah, where juvenile pregnancy matters.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:47 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks

Stealthed
19-05-2011, 05:47 PM
I like where this is going...

duste
19-05-2011, 05:49 PM
No surprises. Mandurah, where juvenile pregnancy matters.

Was about to say the same thing - it's not exactly rare down in Mandurah... "OMG YOU HAVE A CARRRR, LET'S HAVE SEX"

duste
19-05-2011, 05:50 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks

Oh, I bet her parents are absolutely thrilled their daughter is dating a retard.

esky
19-05-2011, 05:54 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks

And already has two kids

Yakky Bear
19-05-2011, 05:55 PM
Sounds like miganoosh and his missus...

HI RYAN :)

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 05:57 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4AKfwO6zQ3s/Smh80CJBnuI/AAAAAAAACr8/DFk7w5s5PA4/s320/to-catch-a-predator.jpg

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:57 PM
Nahh no kid i got that covered lol and im not a retard haha

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 05:57 PM
Oh, I bet her parents are absolutely thrilled their daughter is dating a retard.

hahahaha i LOL'd

180SXTCY
19-05-2011, 05:59 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks


so in a few weeks when she's 16 you'll post nudes? she isn't illegal then.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 05:59 PM
Haha i bet you think that my signiture shoud be antilags bigest retard then ay ? Lol

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:02 PM
Haha nah man it will still be illegal you cant post nude pics if there under 18

180SXTCY
19-05-2011, 06:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

is that you?

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 06:06 PM
Her rents are cool with it and she is 16 in a couple of weeks

tell that to the judge when you have a unpleasant breakup and she takes you to court for being under age......

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o

is that you?

hahahaah no im not that retarded

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:15 PM
Haha nah man it will still be illegal you cant post nude pics if there under 18

LOL and its legal to poke ya giggle stick in a 15 year old?

may as well post some underage nudes man wont hurt adding that to your sex offender charge sheet!

P.S- kudos on the young flesh though! hai 5

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:20 PM
http://www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/prod/parlment/publications.nsf/0/165f479bcf457c38ca256ecf0009f629/$FILE/bf21-1997.pdf

section 3.0 , 4 my dear boy!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:24 PM
http://www.parliament.nsw.gov.au/prod/parlment/publications.nsf/0/165f479bcf457c38ca256ecf0009f629/$FILE/bf21-1997.pdf

section 3.0 , 4 my dear boy!

very funny mate

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 06:27 PM
very funny mate

Don't see whats funny about Statutory Rape?

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:30 PM
very funny mate

LOL...nothing funny about it TBH... well for you anyway!

you had better be very nice to this female... as she essentially has you by the balls MASSIVELY... if she wants

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:33 PM
get over it ya poofta

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 06:35 PM
get over it ya poofta

Poofta:

One who is a faggot, gay, or enjoys the company (especially in the anus) of other men. Frequently enjoys the thrusting of the male genetalia into his own or anothers anus.

A male who listens to Celine Dion (for pleasure) and dyes his hair blue can be and should be considered a poofta. Also, one who dresses in the manner characterized by Elton John, and/or The Village People.

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:36 PM
yaaaa blardddyyyy poooftaaa! STRAYA DAY! glass karntssss!

you do know police frequent these forums (by frequent i mean they browse these forums (by browse i mean read)

Stealthed
19-05-2011, 06:36 PM
get over it ya poofta

Wow. You clearly don't see it do you. haha

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:39 PM
yaaaa blardddyyyy poooftaaa! STRAYA DAY! glass karntssss!

you do know police frequent these forums (by frequent i mean they browse these forums (by browse i mean read)

who ever said i was fucking her??? exactly so shut ya hole pig

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 06:41 PM
Pig:

A person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

Offensive Slang Used as a disparaging term for a police officer.

Member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views.

duste
19-05-2011, 06:42 PM
who ever said i was fucking her??? exactly so shut ya hole pig

OHHHH!!!!! I get it now, you're a 19 year old dating a 15 year old because she's a good listener.

I can just imagine the conversations:

You: "Work was tough today, all the guy's picked on me because I'm a retard"
Her: "LOL I DID MATH TODAY, AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT I HATE MY TEACHERS OMG I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AND GET PREGNANT, IN THAT ORDER"

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 06:43 PM
who ever said i was fucking her??? exactly so shut ya hole pig

Here you go:
http://miniurl.com/LINK4U2C/

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:45 PM
the law cant stand in the way of love yo!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:48 PM
stuff the law who doesnt break the law these days you cant have fun if you live your life by the law

JBAE
19-05-2011, 06:51 PM
stuff the law who doesnt break the law these days you cant have fun if you live your life by the law

DAMN STRAIGHT NIGGAH!!!

youve inspired me!
im going down to the local primary school tomorrow and get me some flange!
yeehawwwww!!

Stealthed
19-05-2011, 06:52 PM
stuff the law who doesnt break the law these days you cant have fun if you live your life by the law

You can't? So that's why I've been miserable all my life.
Time to go talk smack and smash 15yro boxes while robbing bitches at the same time, FUN TO BE HAD!!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:52 PM
so what blaa are you a cop? coz in my world and the car scene world they are realy hated

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:54 PM
DAMN STRAIGHT NIGGAH!!!

youve inspired me!
im going down to the local primary school tomorrow and get me some flange!
yeehawwwww!!

you discust me

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 06:54 PM
so what blaa are you a cop? coz in my world and the car scene world they are realy hated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

I just lost my dinner .

TJ
19-05-2011, 06:56 PM
Blaaa works for the noongyar patrol division

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 06:58 PM
so what is he doing on here then?

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 06:59 PM
you discust me

Discust:

(noun) A news story that you feel compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.

The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.

A parody written to intentionally mimic both sentences above.


^^^ About sums all of your posts up :D

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 06:59 PM
so what is he doing on here then?

Being generally Dartee.

JBAE
19-05-2011, 07:01 PM
so what is he doing on here then? have possibly transferred to traffic division...

Nice car BTW ive got some stickers to match!

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 07:02 PM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/metalpnuttz/80125-ak-yall-niggas-postin-in-a-troll-thread.jpg

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:04 PM
it is already stickered dickhead thanks to some of the other pingpingpingping head officers

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:05 PM
whats a troll thread?

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 07:09 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/73/Trollface.png/300px-Trollface.png

Yakky Bear
19-05-2011, 07:10 PM
Lol fuck here we go.

Buckets
19-05-2011, 07:10 PM
Oh my god please stop...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cXZRYkEfncg/TOp7FPDdTJI/AAAAAAAAABs/-L_miDB0Nk8/s320/BoKt7.jpg

Slip_
19-05-2011, 07:12 PM
Oi Jesse where's pics of the zx6, VL and 80's Series you dirty seed.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:14 PM
so blaa is the reason most antilag cruises get invaded with cops? am i right?

morgazmatron
19-05-2011, 07:14 PM
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/b/f/bf729-MJ_Popcorn.gif

Slip_
19-05-2011, 07:15 PM
0i Jesse where's pics of the zx6, VL and 80's Series you dirty seed.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:15 PM
Oi Jesse where's pics of the zx6, VL and 80's Series you dirty seed.

ok then tomorrow not vl tho its in pieces at the moment

Slip_
19-05-2011, 07:16 PM
Note; No question mark...

Yakky Bear
19-05-2011, 07:16 PM
Most cops (chicks cops anyway) get invaded with blaaaa.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:19 PM
Note; No question mark...

ummm ??

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 07:22 PM
in b4 pool room

Slip_
19-05-2011, 07:25 PM
Oi Jesse where's pics of the zx6, VL and 80's Series you dirty seed.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:25 PM
wow I'm so popular tonight lol

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 07:28 PM
Oi Jesse where's pics of the zx6, VL and 80's Series you dirty seed.

oii nahh cbf some pig might try and track me down and if i post pics up of every car i got they will know what they look like I'm not that stupid.

Aristoman
19-05-2011, 07:31 PM
oii nahh cbf some pig might try and track me down and if i post pics up of every car i got they will know what they look like I'm not that stupid.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/9/129102482056009966.jpg

duste
19-05-2011, 07:32 PM
Pretty sure BLAAA already knows where you live by now dude.

KyeBidz
19-05-2011, 07:42 PM
So many lols.

Underage pregnancy
19 yr old Tradesman
Lives in Mandurah

Go go stereotypes

AGIT8D
19-05-2011, 07:51 PM
my abs still hurt from "the good part of mandurah"..................

A sewage recycling plant can be designed by a world renown architect, funded by the upper eschelon of society to meet international standards, but the fact remains it handles shit, in large plentiful quantities!

Don't you own a house in Mandurah?

Mandurah comments are making me rage hahaha. PINGPINGPINGPINGttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsssssssss sssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Buckets
19-05-2011, 07:54 PM
Pretty sure BLAAA already knows where you live by now dude.

http://www.nyoongarpatrol.com.au/gallery/colour4.jpg

If this shows at yours BLAAA's come to have chat about a few things cob...


On another note

Don't you own a house in Mandurah?

Mandurah comments are making me rage hahaha. PINGPINGPINGPINGttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsssssssss sssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Then do the smart thing and get the fuck out of Mandurah Brah !!!

AGIT8D
19-05-2011, 08:02 PM
Then do the smart thing and get the fuck out of Mandurah Brah !!!

I've been here all my life and I enjoy it, but I have more career prospects closer to the city, and will be making the move there in the next few years I think. Myself and my girlfriend both own investment properties here, so when the time is right to 'upgrade' we'll be moving North. But SOR.

Mandurah is a huge place, tarnished with the same brush. Good and bad, same as anywhere.

Unfortunately threads like this do the place no favours, especially when the bandwagon starts up!!

As for fucking 15 year olds, who hasn't! Fucking numpty pingpingpingpings :) MANDURAH REPPINGGG!!!!!!!!!

JBAE
19-05-2011, 08:05 PM
LOL BS mandurah is a hole dan dont try and hide that fact ahahahaha

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 08:16 PM
mandurah is a wonderful place your just jealous because you cant afford to live there

duste
19-05-2011, 08:19 PM
LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 08:20 PM
do you guys like my spelling now ?

mr_mike
19-05-2011, 08:21 PM
congrats you have achieved the skill set of a 12 year old.

Yakky Bear
19-05-2011, 08:22 PM
Hahaha wheres the vid of you on the porch of that mandurah apartment blaa?

AGIT8D
19-05-2011, 08:22 PM
mandurah is a wonderful place your just jealous because you cant afford to live there

He does live here. And mandurah can be cheap to live. An equally nice part of Perth costs a lot more. Log out man, you are doing nothing to help yourself

KyeBidz
19-05-2011, 08:25 PM
mandurah is a wonderful place your just jealous because you cant afford to live there

FUCKING TEARS

JBAE
19-05-2011, 08:26 PM
not anymore dan got the fuck out of that shit hole! ahahaha asshole of the world

and LOL at mandurah being expensive!!! 2nd story apartment with a 40m balcony in marina for 500pw rent... yeah really exxy!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 08:26 PM
He does live here. And mandurah can be cheap to live. An equally nice part of Perth costs a lot more. Log out man, you are doing nothing to help yourself

this is funny though

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 08:28 PM
rocko is worse than mandurah

Yakky Bear
19-05-2011, 08:32 PM
rocko is worse than mandurah



PM 4LTURBO on here he has the same insight about rockingham as you do.

-Luke-
19-05-2011, 08:36 PM
PM 4LTURBO on here he also has the same insight about 15yrs olds as you do.

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 08:39 PM
what so this site is full of cops now ayy ? fuck this I'm out of hear

-Luke-
19-05-2011, 08:40 PM
What´s that mate? I can´t here you

duste
19-05-2011, 08:40 PM
I like turtles.

Ph03NiX
19-05-2011, 08:46 PM
This thread just made my day. Wow, how hard is it to spell correctly?!

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 09:03 PM
I like turtles.

haha random

SK
19-05-2011, 09:11 PM
fucking lol @ this thread

http://images.mmosite.com/news/2009/12/18/troll/troll2.jpg

jesse-92
19-05-2011, 09:17 PM
need to get my post count up hahahahaha

R8 ute
19-05-2011, 10:07 PM
I wouldn't worry about you're post count anymore mate, but well done for the fine effort in keeping up Mandurahs stirling reputation.

ForgedV6
19-05-2011, 10:15 PM
Get home from indoor and this thread is still pumping!

AGIT8D - Move NOR mate, heaps better :)

Brockas
19-05-2011, 10:19 PM
need to get my post count up hahahahaha

Posts which use 'SMS speak' or shorthand aren't included, so your post count has been changed to reflect this.

JME
19-05-2011, 10:26 PM
Don't you own a house in Mandurah?

Mandurah comments are making me rage hahaha. PINGPINGPINGPINGttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsssssssss sssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

You are indeed correct good sir. I frequent the said establishment for the society bludgeoning laffs......

http://www.suberize.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/haha-you-are-poor.jpg

ForgedV6
19-05-2011, 10:26 PM
Posts which use 'SMS speak' or shorthand aren't included, so your post count has been changed to reflect this.

Hahahaha it went from 130 to 10.

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/owned.jpg

Gleeso
19-05-2011, 10:36 PM
Posts which use 'SMS speak' or shorthand aren't included, so your post count has been changed to reflect this.

Please do this forum a favour and delete this thread and the OP.

I'm sure everyone will appreciate it.

Skitzo
19-05-2011, 10:55 PM
Do NOT delete thread. Its fucking funny.

Sfidz
19-05-2011, 11:00 PM
Poolroom

Tocchi
19-05-2011, 11:15 PM
mandurah is a wonderful place your just jealous because you cant afford to live there

it's true :( i wish i could live in Mandurah, but unfortunately i pay more tax in a year than you earn in gross wage. :(

DBLDOSE
20-05-2011, 12:01 AM
it's true :( i wish i could live in Mandurah, but unfortunately i pay more tax in a year than you earn in gross wage. :(

Since when do Mandurah dole bludgers pay tax?

Aristoman
20-05-2011, 03:39 AM
http://www.pacificfab.net/gallery/d/1563-1/Oh+Snap.jpg

jesse-92
20-05-2011, 04:51 AM
You dont think i am being serious do you geez

jesse-92
20-05-2011, 04:55 AM
Do NOT delete thread. Its fucking funny.

Like the one in the pool room about auto pro hahahaha fuck that one is funny

Buckets
20-05-2011, 05:48 AM
You dont think i am being serious do you geez

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee24/MaxVest/backpedal.jpg

AGIT8D
20-05-2011, 07:11 AM
AGIT8D - Move NOR mate, heaps better :)

Mmmm no thankyou very much! I love SOR, fuck the dirty North.

-Luke-
20-05-2011, 07:26 AM
You dont think i am being serious do you geez

Wate ur not SRS. OMG i thort u wer srs bout lv'n hear. Mi folt i musta mizred ur pzt's

SimonR32
20-05-2011, 07:32 AM
You are indeed correct good sir. I frequent the said establishment for the society bludgeoning laffs......

http://www.suberize.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/haha-you-are-poor.jpg

poochi, I <3 you :)

Riggs
20-05-2011, 07:33 AM
This has made my morning.

-Luke-
20-05-2011, 07:40 AM
Linked for prosperity "RX713B The Prequel"


http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45626&page=3

(just in case anybody missed and or the link a few pages back :))

180SXTCY
20-05-2011, 07:41 AM
Ain't nothing I like more on a rainy Friday morning than read the epic LOL's found in this thread.

thank-you good sir.

Damo 69
20-05-2011, 07:47 AM
why did i waste my time on the relationship thread


this delivers

-Luke-
20-05-2011, 07:58 AM
+1 kinda torn on the Psycho bitch thread. Not sure if the OP deserves props for standing up to the Peer pressure for nudes, or a slap for not giving in and posting nudes?

(leaning towards the later.................... )

Mad_Aussie
20-05-2011, 07:59 AM
Publicly admitting that you're actively committing pedeophilia?

http://ui30.gamespot.com/637/winner_2.png

Buckets
20-05-2011, 08:03 AM
The last few days on here have been truly golden. I <3 this joint.

-Luke-
20-05-2011, 08:03 AM
at 15yrs old in Maaaaaannnndoooooraaaaah wouldnt it be Gerontophilia?

jesse-92
20-05-2011, 08:45 AM
Oh well you can laugh at me all you want i still made a good thread haha

Mad_Aussie
20-05-2011, 08:47 AM
Oh well you can laugh at me all you want i still made a good thread haha

No you didn't.
You made a fucking awful thread.
Antilag made a good thread.

TJ
20-05-2011, 09:13 AM
No you didn't.
You made a fucking awful thread.
Antilag made a good thread.

Perfect ending note.