What would you do ..............

[ReaperSS]

I seen this same thread on onother website and it was so funny and i think there are funnier people here so here it goes....

What are some of the things you would do if you woke up one morning to look in the mirror and you were a hot girl for a day or for the girls vice versa?

[Joe]

Well first thing I'd do is feel my tits.

Then after that, I'd take it as it comes...and if I dont find anything to do, I'll feel my tits again!

[ReaperSS]

LOL!!

I would have to go find a hot nurse and get a pamsmear and videotape it for "future refrence"

[Mz Hollz]

i'd cry, i wouldnt like to be a man

[Rossco]

Id go to Harvey Norman, buy the best webcam available, then go to Erotica and buy the best toys in town, then Id go home, record wicked sh*t with the toys, and then post it to all Antilag members email...mwaahahaha!

[ReaperSS]

Go clubbing find a dirty girl and have some lesbian action!!! (scissor action)

[GENU1NE]

I would go torment Michelle Roberts, destroy stuff .etc. then id go **** as many other chicks as i could, organise a hooooge gang bang in a hot penthouse that i paid for with a fake credit card.

Then next day id wake up, be a different person and i wouldnt go to jail for any of my actions:P haha

[Lyoness]

Take a piss where ever I wanted!

hahaha

You guys get it so easy.

[ReaperSS]

Take a piss where ever I wanted!

hahaha

You guys get it so easy.

LOL this is such an advantage us blokes have ,we take this for granted sometimes

[G0DF4Th3R]

im with Balistic.. i'd play with myself all day :p

[GENU1NE]

Id grab all the girls i can find, and piss standing up and tell em to stop whinging that theres not always a toilet where you go, and it is possible to piss standing up! haha

[Rossco]

Id also visit every f*cken gym in town, and hit the female changerooms

[GENU1NE]

haha your sitting then playing with urself n all the girls r like wtf? haha i can picture that lol

[ReaperSS]

I would find the nearest cop and break his nose so i could be put in Bandyup womens Prison and have loads of fun!!! then when i turn male again ....more fun!!!! .....oh hang on ,lots of gins in there

[Rossco]

I would find the nearest cop and break his nose so i could be put in Bandyup womens Prison and have loads of fun!!! then when i turn male again ....more fun!!!! .....oh hang on ,lots of gins in there
haha, and lots of girls from Kwinana

[TJ]

Bulk nude pics for bulk cash

Be an Female to Female escort for the night

Bulk Cash

Failing that, just take pics in the mirror all day

[Jaded]

Id also visit every f*cken gym in town, and hit the female changerooms

you do realise that in addiction to the few hotties you MIGHT see in there... there are also naked grandmas and naked fat chicks.. (yes have had the displeasure of seeing both :( )

be careful what you wish for lol

[Brockas]

I'd play with myself in the mirror, obviously.

Then i'd flash Trista so i could borrow his car. Find Marbles at a traffic lights and tease him, then tell him to **** off cause he smiles to much (and watch the tears flow). Then do a few top speed runs on the freeway, hunt out a highway patrol car, and gate him at 200+km/h. Get pulled over, flash him and get let off.
Then a few of my bisexual female friends are getting a call, and i'm visiting them with a video camera....

[Philthy]

buy a vibrator and get brockas video camera and filmm more incriminating clips. hahahahaha and sit around naked all day feeling myself, then go into a pharmacy and doctor and say to them "heres the thing right i woke up this morning and i was a chic have u got any creams for this?" and look at their face hahahahahaa

[GENU1NE]

lol philthy fukn classic

[ben351]

i would go into dick smith balcatta an ask for Tom then proceed to stick various tv antenas and batteries in my new found vagina then hand them back to him hahah then squat on the counter take a piss wipe my vagina with the catalouge and walk out haha jokes tj its a great store :) i would also go to the gym and get all sweaty then go around rubbing my sweaty vagina on everything :shake: :flipa:

[ReaperSS]

i would go into dick smith balcatta an ask for Tom then proceed to stick various tv antenas and batteries in my new found vagina then hand them back to him hahah then squat on the counter take a piss wipe my vagina with the catalouge and walk out haha jokes tj its a great store :) i would also go to the gym and get all sweaty then go around rubbing my sweaty vagina on everything :shake: :flipa:

This is a classic!!!!!!!! :)

[Rossco]

you do realise that in addiction to the few hotties you MIGHT see in there... there are also naked grandmas and naked fat chicks.. (yes have had the displeasure of seeing both :( )

be careful what you wish for lol
you just fully killed the moment....hahaha :lol:

[ben351]

funny thing is he would probably think i am hitting on him hahah
"oh she wanted it bad man must have seen my vn" *nudges fellow workers*

[TJ]

lol go do some work ben

[ben351]

im always doing work mofo hehe just spoke to your old mate dale ohaleran ... got him to do me a quote for a computer we need for work fairly cheap too ended up being like $2200. when you gonna take me for a spin niggah i havent shat my pants for a few weeks i feel like some sudden bowel movements :shake:

[kiiiiAH]

first of all, instead of my morning flog, Id prolly flick my bean for a while, then Id head to COnnections at night for some lesbo love and carpet action

[4GTEIT]

probably just scratch my nuts lol.

Go back to bed and have wild lesbo sex with me misses and then go to a shower block at the local pool and check out all the hot chicks getn changed :D
****... so much to play with when your a chick.

[4GTEIT]

OH be a busker in perth and have a hat below....

$10 bucks for a Flash of tits
$20 for a feel of em
$30 for a finger up there
$100 bucks for a root

[ReaperSS]

OH be a busker in perth and have a hat below....

$10 bucks for a Flash of tits
$20 for a feel of em
$30 for a finger up there
$100 bucks for a root

LOL!!!!! Funny fuk!!! :)

[ReaperSS]

Have to try some fisting!!! and then lock myself in a room with 10ltrs of baby oil and 25 dildos and a camera ,then invite 10 girls over for some naked twister in the same room with camera ,oil, dildos!

[4GTEIT]

something other than your ass??? lol only jokes ;)

[suburban]

id see if its physically possible to fit a 3L thirst tanker coke bottle 'up there'

hahahahah no

[4GTEIT]

LOL quite a stretch for a furry wretch

[Iandawsonwa]

i would find some hot lesbo ass get her to to have a root just before midnight then when i turn back back into a man i would blow my load in her snatch and say "cop that you cock teasing bitch" lol

[RO4DST4R]

Hmmm if I were a guy I'd go to a sperm bank and get paid to beat off.

After that I would prob sit on the couch, scratchn my balls and ask my woman to bring me a beer and have dinner ready on the table when i say so.

Perfect.

[4GTEIT]

lol your expectations of a man a perfect!! And what a life I must add :D

[RO4DST4R]

OH be a busker in perth and have a hat below....

$10 bucks for a Flash of tits
$20 for a feel of em
$30 for a finger up there
$100 bucks for a root

Least I'm not cheap :P

[mark089]

I would cause bulk **** between people and best friends cops etc, and then when the girl gets her body back she has alot of explaining to do
also use the body parts to the most of my ability
being a girl for a day and experiencing proper lesbian action

[Denver]

id see if its physically possible to fit a 3L thirst tanker coke bottle 'up there'

hahahahah no

Ah, apperently it is possible, when i was younger and back in my CB radio days, there was a girl off that who was rather proud of that achievement

*shudder*

:eek3: :td:

[Philthy]

OH be a busker in perth and have a hat below....

$10 bucks for a Flash of tits
$20 for a feel of em
$30 for a finger up there
$100 bucks for a root

hahahahaha i was thinking of that first three are alright only thing is i dont want cock near me hahahaha. i reckon id be a stripper and rip all these old ****s outta their money for nothin hahahahaha and then claim to the bouncer one of em grabbed me and watch him smack the **** outta the dirty old man. then return to the strip club the next night ala my signature jahahaha

[magic1]

i would open my mouth and bitch, comptain about everything, forget how to put petrol in a car and ask stuipid questions, just to see what its like

[ReaperSS]

Hmmm if I were a guy I'd go to a sperm bank and get paid to beat off.

After that I would prob sit on the couch, scratchn my balls and ask my woman to bring me a beer and have dinner ready on the table when i say so.

Perfect.

LOL yes a good ball scratch especially in the morning it bliss!!!!

[ReaperSS]

On a serious note i would see if a girls orgasm is better than a blokes.
Then go and buy some short skirts and bend over ant touch my toe's infront of traffic on tonkin with a "g" string on back to front and see how many accidents i can cause

[4GTEIT]

Im so jelous of chicks! How come when they orgasm and you wait 10 seconds and give that man in a boat another go they cum again! and again! and again! us blokes just reseave the payoff and thats it for 5 minutes :(

[ReaperSS]

us blokes just reseave the payoff and thats it for 5 minutes :([/QUOTE]

And then roll over and go to sleep!!!!! Mmmmmm :)

[GENU1NE]

hhhmmm nah, watch TV or play xbox, go at it again, then roll over and go to sleep haha:lol:

lol @ magic1s comment, fukn class :P

[evil_weevil]

yep!! id be double clicking the mouse all the time !!

and play with my boobs, hopefully big ones !! :D :D :D

and as most said, go find another hot chick and have hot lesso sex !!! :D

[[RX2]]

Have to try some fisting!!! and then lock myself in a room with 10ltrs of baby oil and 25 dildos and a camera ,then invite 10 girls over for some naked twister in the same room with camera ,oil, dildos!

ninja if your were a chick you would have hairy tits! :flipa: lol

[ReaperSS]

ninja if your were a chick you would have hairy tits! :flipa: lol

I spose i would bieng scicilian!!!!! But hey tits are tits!!!! Not to keen on the hairy nipples on chicks though

[RB20ZED]

definatly play with meself for a while, go find a chick play again, and after a bit of playing id go walking naked. and for the finalie id go hit a man to see if he would hit back :>

[LNYMRKO]

definatly play with meself for a while, go find a chick play again, and after a bit of playing id go walking naked. and for the finalie id go hit a man to see if he would hit back :>So hows that different from your normal everyday life? :banana:

[suburban]

i would open my mouth and bitch, comptain about everything, forget how to put petrol in a car and ask stuipid questions, just to see what its like

best reply yet :D

sarah was that reply your own work ?
:hahano:

[SLY_SX]

if i woke up and i was a chick the first thing id do is have a panic attack because i wouldnt be able to have my morning jerk.

after recovering from this id spend the first half of the day just lookin in the mirror naked with a big grin on my face.

at some point id no doubt flick the bean.

then for the rest of the day id go and find josh (D1 RX7) and be the biggest cock tease to him, play him along for hours so the nigga thinks he gonna get some, then right at the end of the day just when he thinks hes gonna get a root, id turn back into my male self. and point and laugh my ass off at that ****er hahahahahaha "OWNED!!!!!!"

[WRCjosh]

**** all ****, u just wanna get me in bed. NOT GONNA HAPPEN

[SLY_SX]

hahahahaha oh no my shameful secret is out...... *runs and hides*



hahaha **** all niggah, u should be payin for this right here!

[RO4DST4R]

sarah was that reply your own work ?
:hahano:

Course... just cause i'm blonde doesnt mean there isnt an original thought in my head :P