View Full Version : Brockas Jnr. - ON THE WAY :D
Brockas
01-04-2011, 01:18 AM
We went to the hospital today and had it confirmed!
The missus is 12 weeks pregnant with a boy, and we couldn't be happier :)
Am already looking forward to teaching my boy how to do a decent burnout!!
NOW... any name suggestions?? :D
ps. anyone who suggests PJ - instant BAN.
pic of ultrasound I scanned :D
http://i51.tinypic.com/15yaruv.jpg
Fozzy
01-04-2011, 01:23 AM
Life = over
Congrats.. I think
Tocchi
01-04-2011, 01:25 AM
this time of the year has rolled around again i see
XF Falcon
01-04-2011, 01:28 AM
you definitely have to start them early
http://www.animateit.net/data/media/august2009/th_Shiftin.gif
INSINR8R
01-04-2011, 01:29 AM
Don't waste any time do you?
Waiting for a Bel-Airing from Joe now.
Socrates
01-04-2011, 05:44 AM
congrats on the good news.
Wozzernux
01-04-2011, 05:57 AM
April fool's pingpingpingpings
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s4oDBszE_5E/TL8kX2knf4I/AAAAAAAADck/avyK5UoakSQ/s1600/InceptionPregnant.jpg
lil_evo_boi_ajs
01-04-2011, 06:11 AM
1st April
Crispymk2
01-04-2011, 06:29 AM
1st April
This
In before Joe this year Brockas?
sam5709
01-04-2011, 06:32 AM
ultra sound photoshop is pretty convincing tho lol
patty
01-04-2011, 06:32 AM
Is this a April fools joke haha if not congrats man.
Risk10k
01-04-2011, 06:34 AM
Fucking winning aprils fools!
c.rusli
01-04-2011, 07:06 AM
very convincing with the date and name on top.. ;)
SweeT
01-04-2011, 07:09 AM
lol 12 weeks and you can tell the sex?
Gosh technology is very advanced these days
kurbn
01-04-2011, 07:10 AM
if this is an april fools joke
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1152377/2/istockphoto_1152377-wire-coat-hanger.jpg
12 weeks pregnant, 10cm? Thats a HUUUGE BITCH.
Photoshop of baby seat in AF1 not loading
hugwase
01-04-2011, 07:18 AM
Aww you look so proud, and you're already getting prepared!
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50354_51560233470_7994_n.jpg
Despite the date, I have little doub this is 100% Cambodian Breast Milk
At least we know Brockas can breastfeed really well.. those moobs aren't just for show y'know!
sprint347
01-04-2011, 07:25 AM
Photoshop fail
http://i55.tinypic.com/9qimib.png
PS you can't tell the sex @ 12 weeks :)
Marti
01-04-2011, 07:28 AM
if its true, congrats
mr_mike
01-04-2011, 07:28 AM
Until PerthNow.com pick up the story u aint got fuck all on Joes pranks.
AGIT8D
01-04-2011, 07:35 AM
LOL!!! Suckers, Brockas doesn't fuck!
Local radio are trying to convince people that the old Mandurah bridge is being pulled down for a newie and these old guys are calling up saying how their dads built the bridge in 1953 and they're so glad they don't live in Mandurah anymore for them to be doing that hahahahaha.
shifted
01-04-2011, 07:36 AM
If true congrats. :)
Otherwise people caught onto April 1st pretty quick!
Judging by your FB though aren't you going on a trip soon? Would be funny if you came back from that and actually HAD a baby on the way. haha
I like how the ultrasound has both of your names on it.
Are you both carrying a baby?
Until PerthNow.com pick up the story u aint got fuck all on Joes pranks.
LIKE :D
YOUR MATE
01-04-2011, 07:47 AM
See what Nova has going on? Telling people that Beiber kid is down south perth foreshore filiming something. Imagine how many sad little pingpingpingpings will be down there!
Like me :(
Think I can post it again without it being deleted also, the xray mob is in Texas.
AGIT8D
01-04-2011, 07:49 AM
See what Nova has going on? Telling people that Beiber kid is down south perth foreshore filiming something. Imagine how many sad little pingpingpingpings will be down there!
Mmmmmmmmm delicious juvvies!!! Stowers will be all over this :)
YOUR MATE
01-04-2011, 08:03 AM
He'd be down there trying to take out the one person with better hair than his own.
to4garret
01-04-2011, 08:10 AM
Cant tell a babies sex at 12 weeks.
magic1
01-04-2011, 08:14 AM
So basicly you have not been going out for 12 weeks so it in not yours, I hope it's black. Hahaha
cplagz
01-04-2011, 08:20 AM
A working penis is required to have a baby Brockas and after seeing the things you've stuck yours in, I highly doubt it's working anymore :p
DTM-031
01-04-2011, 08:21 AM
Cant tell a babies sex at 12 weeks.
This lol
Also:
First Vu Imaging, LLC, Plano 3D 4D Ultrasound
5048 Tennyson Parkway #160
Plano, TX 75024-3088, United States
(972) 398-1900
Bus: Preston @ Tennyson - N - MB
Get directions - Is this accurate?
Open Tue 10am-7pm; Wed-Fri 9am-5pm; Sat
rofl, shoulda chopped that part too
AGIT8D
01-04-2011, 08:23 AM
A working penis is required to have a baby Brockas and after seeing the things you've stuck yours in, I highly doubt it's working anymore :p
That's not a nice way to talk about BLAAA's junk!
SimonR32
01-04-2011, 08:30 AM
The joke will be on you when she actually turns out to be pregnant!
Riggs
01-04-2011, 08:31 AM
^^^ wheres the like button
mitchy
01-04-2011, 08:34 AM
I like how the ultrasound has both of your names on it.
Are you both carrying a baby?
you've met paul, right? he looks like he is about 38 months pregnant.
RS_Gav
01-04-2011, 08:37 AM
The joke will be on you when she actually turns out to be pregnant!
LOOOL! Hardly my place to laugh at this, but farkkkk!!!!
yeahlow34
01-04-2011, 08:38 AM
But you're sterile.
[FFOUR]
01-04-2011, 08:40 AM
So awesome Paul, hopefully it is the first of about 10 for you. Someone has to show Gav he isn't the king.
KyeBidz
01-04-2011, 08:42 AM
Started a trust fund for it yet?
RS_Gav
01-04-2011, 08:46 AM
;816027']So awesome Paul, hopefully it is the first of about 10 for you. Someone has to show Gav he isn't the king.
Keen for dethroning!!
mitchy
01-04-2011, 08:49 AM
Keen for dethroning!!
LOL, not only do you have a head start.. you pop out twins like it aint no thang!
Torquen
01-04-2011, 09:07 AM
So basicly you have not been going out for 12 weeks so it in not yours, I hope it's black. Hahaha
LOL!
Jimmy_S
01-04-2011, 09:08 AM
LOL Brockas... Nice
mitchsterbrau
01-04-2011, 09:08 AM
great news...good luck with everything.
best thing i ever did was to have kids. :)
PS: have heaps of baby stuff, kids books etc
will check what we have.....not needed here anymore.
Chrono90
01-04-2011, 09:15 AM
Naaaahaha. Sucka ^^^^^
Halle Terry
01-04-2011, 09:19 AM
you've met paul, right? he looks like he is about 38 months pregnant.
LOL!
LOOOL! Hardly my place to laugh at this, but farkkkk!!!!
LOL!!!
Credit where it's due, you tried Brockas!
cplagz
01-04-2011, 09:23 AM
This reminds me of Neighbours last week. Please tell me you don't have to watch that lame ass show also Brockas?
DTM-031
01-04-2011, 09:24 AM
great news...good luck with everything.
best thing i ever did was to have kids. :)
PS: have heaps of baby stuff, kids books etc
will check what we have.....not needed here anymore.
deposit it all at brockas' door... joke's on him?
Skitzo
01-04-2011, 09:27 AM
Fuckyeah. Can i be it's godfather. I know Jazza is your best mate n shit, but i have a similiar sir name. Makes more sense in my opinion.
MISS 13B
01-04-2011, 09:28 AM
This reminds me of Neighbours last week. Please tell me you don't have to watch that lame ass show also Brockas?LOL!! With the guy who speaks with a half Aussie/half Irish accent?
duste
01-04-2011, 09:28 AM
According to the missus studying Midwifery - you can't tell accurately whether it's a boy or a girl at 12 weeks, more of a slightly educated guess.
That said, however, if she really is pregnant send me a PM - missus needs to do a continuity of care on pregnant women, basically going to their appointments, their birth, and postnatal appointments. Help a nigger out.
According to the missus studying Midwifery - you can't tell accurately whether it's a boy or a girl at 12 weeks, more of a slightly educated guess.
That said, however, if she really is pregnant send me a PM - missus needs to do a continuity of care on pregnant women, basically going to their appointments, their birth, and postnatal appointments. Help a nigger out.
Take the initiative and PM him.
Ben Wha
01-04-2011, 09:36 AM
you've met paul, right? he looks like he is about 38 months pregnant.
Kek. No wonder he has huge breasts.
cplagz
01-04-2011, 09:36 AM
LOL!! With the guy who speaks with a half Aussie/half Irish accent?
Yes! Tash and Andrew's faker baby (sad isn't it)
mitchy
01-04-2011, 09:42 AM
Kek. No wonder he has huge breasts.
LOL, they can take turns in breast feeding
MISS 13B
01-04-2011, 09:43 AM
Yes! Tash and Andrew's faker baby (sad isn't it)It is sad.
Poor Andrew, it's the last thing he needs on top of his business partner organising drugs for the "epic dance party".
jaybee
01-04-2011, 09:56 AM
The joke will be on you when she actually turns out to be pregnant!
tell me about it! you have balls to make a joke about this, hope you don't jinx yourself!
i'll be honest when i saw the thread title i was expecting to see pics of your newly acquired gtr.
Miggy
01-04-2011, 10:43 AM
hahaha The awkward moment when Paul actually does have a baby on the way and you all seem like pingpingpingpings.
I'm stealing this idea doing it on facebook. :P
Halle Terry
01-04-2011, 10:51 AM
LOL, they can take turns in breast feeding
Hahahhaha!
Thread itself was mildly amusing, the hacks on Paul however are magical.
mitchy
01-04-2011, 10:53 AM
hahaha The awkward moment when Paul actually does have a baby on the way and you all seem like pingpingpingpings.
I'm stealing this idea doing it on facebook. :P
Semenbank has already put it on fingerbook
Buckets
01-04-2011, 11:00 AM
Arrr me April Fools pranks... Paul would make a great mother.
Risk10k
01-04-2011, 11:21 AM
Just been to the Jungle Gym in Riverton, soooooo much milf action.....
Brockas
01-04-2011, 11:50 AM
Was worth a shot!
ps. Most of you, DOG MATES! hahaha
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