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JNR man
31-03-2011, 07:54 AM
New Telephone Greeting:
Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on,
All over the world...?

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE The Department of 'Social Security'
'Press '1' if you speak English.'
'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can
shifted
31-03-2011, 08:05 AM
Hello followed by a prompt hang up works too. :)
Tones
31-03-2011, 08:23 AM
I start abusing them as much as I can
monk_13
31-03-2011, 09:03 AM
Always been a fan of:

*insert name here* abortion clinic.
You rape em, we scrape em.
No fetus can beat us!
Risk10k
31-03-2011, 09:11 AM
I like the information database collection calls,


*Introductory crap, where I introduce the buisness and myself*
Operator; Hello, may I speak to the manger
'Yes, you have him'
'We are updating are information, is the XXXX'
'No, This is Short Cuts, Vasectomy Clinc'
'Oh?'
'You flop 'em, we chop 'em!'
*etc..*

6 months later

'Hello, is this short cuts vasectomy clinic?'



Kek.
Niva
31-03-2011, 09:20 AM
beldridge circumcisions, you flop em we chop em
mys1
31-03-2011, 09:31 AM
XXXXXX"s Crematorium,

You kill 'em, we cook 'em
HANS YOLO
31-03-2011, 09:36 AM
XXXXXX"s Crematorium,

You kill 'em, we cook 'em

*****'s Abortions

You rape em, we scrape em


Cracker thread is crackers
V70R
31-03-2011, 09:43 AM
City morgue, you tag em' we bag em.
Risk10k
31-03-2011, 09:48 AM
*****'s Abortions

You rape em, we scrape em


Cracker thread is crackers

Repost.
TJ
31-03-2011, 10:43 AM
New Telephone Greeting:
Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on,
All over the world...?

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE The Department of 'Social Security'
'Press '1' if you speak English.'
'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can


How would uneducated bogans get their payments?
BIGS
31-03-2011, 11:11 AM
His threads seem to have one very common theme lol
HANS YOLO
31-03-2011, 06:12 PM
His threads seem to have one very common theme lol

you mean this isn't the One Nation forum?
Torquen
31-03-2011, 09:57 PM
you mean this isn't the One Nation forum?

I lol'd.
JNR man
02-04-2011, 02:04 PM
you mean this isn't the One Nation forum?

Speaking of One Nation
Pauline is going for a spot back in the polls
Has my vote to take over from Ranga
Ryan1080
02-04-2011, 02:25 PM
Speaking of One Nation
Pauline is going for a spot back in the polls
Has my vote to take over from Ranga

You'd be replacing a ranga with another ranga though...
shifted
02-04-2011, 04:19 PM
Fuck Pauline Hanson off with Gillard on a massive blowup boat with paddles, let them go as far as they can before letting roast like Turkey's in the sunlight.
blaize
02-04-2011, 04:44 PM
Id preffer Hanson over gillard anyway. Both are shit but one seems less shit plus doesnt like immagrants.
JNR man
03-04-2011, 06:51 AM
You'd be replacing a ranga with another ranga though...

last edition of One Nation had here in as a brunette, i forgot that she is ranga too
duste
03-04-2011, 06:54 AM
His threads seem to have one very common theme lol

Lol, fucking x2.

JNR, post up pics of your southern cross tattoos for us. Sure can't wait for your next thread.