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cpanameno
14-03-2011, 10:19 AM
Was on the net this morning and stumbled across this, read the last line.

http://perth.gumtree.com.au/c-Stuff-for-Sale-video-camera-digital-camera-digital-cameras-Canon-EOS-450D-12-2Mp-Digitial-SLR-Came-twin-lens-kit-W0QQAdIdZ245760696

Thought some of you might find this funny.

JNR man
14-03-2011, 10:22 AM
Obviously English is not their first language

Frenchy
14-03-2011, 10:24 AM
l'm ECU student, l bought this DC for my studio unit, however l didn't know ECU offer the DC for student to lead, just use it within 5 times Ph. 0433994754

P.S if u want me sale it to you $500 - 550, Don't even think about that or try to call me, otherwise l 'll rude to answer you “ No, you mother fxxker"

^^^^ beaten to it, that or they are definitely not studying it !

kurbn
14-03-2011, 10:32 AM
Ring and low ball just to hear off fuck you

JNR man
14-03-2011, 10:34 AM
Haha

Niva
14-03-2011, 10:39 AM
Lol just called him, hey mate you still got the camera "yeah" 500? "you got wrong number" and hung up LOL

Mad_Aussie
14-03-2011, 10:42 AM
Hi, I interest in your camera, but I am not in country at the moment. I am will to pay, Give me your bank details and I will have a legitimate import agency send it to me. Deal?

1JZVL
14-03-2011, 11:03 AM
Ah i see he bought it off the GOOD GUY, mmmm nice.

Funny asians, or whatever (I'm assuming here...not racist)

Anahera
14-03-2011, 12:15 PM
My head hurts after reading that!

2JZA70
14-03-2011, 12:36 PM
I go call see if come in purpo color!

INSINR8R
14-03-2011, 01:11 PM
I just called him, same thing, offered him $600 and told me to go fuck my mother. Charming.

R3N
14-03-2011, 01:13 PM
Someone call and record and post up for the lulz

mod
14-03-2011, 01:13 PM
how the fck do some people get accepted into Uni with that kind of English really surprised me...
ring and low ball for lols

BIGS
14-03-2011, 01:16 PM
Someone call and record and post up for the lulz

Was thinking this but I'm not that computer savvy

BIGS
14-03-2011, 01:42 PM
Just called him but iPhone memo wouldn't record at the same time =/

I put on a Asian accent and after a bit of discussion where I couldn't understand him nor him me, I basically just reiterated the 4 times he used it and if he had warranty. Than asked him what his bare minimum was. $750 apparently. I hummed and hard and was like "$50 dolla is a lot of money. I was thinking more like $650"(makes no sense but at this stage I'd given up on the whole Russel peters act and taking him down to decimal places since I couldn't record it) don't know his exact words but he pretty much said to call back when I was willing to pay more.

*edit

If I can work out a way to record on my iPhone I might call again for round 2 Russel Peter spec

[Jacek]
14-03-2011, 02:06 PM
how the fck do some people get accepted into Uni with that kind of English really surprised me...
ring and low ball for lols

Its all about the "$$$$"

SCR34M3R
14-03-2011, 02:49 PM
Think there is a app called CallRec.Me for iphone its free, never used it but should work.

rucker_
14-03-2011, 03:01 PM
LOL so good.

shifted
14-03-2011, 03:41 PM
Awesome. Keen to hear recording - someone make a soundboard!

JNR man
14-03-2011, 04:05 PM
Doesn't sound like he is gonna cave Greedy lil phucka

duste
14-03-2011, 04:25 PM
Doesn't sound like he is gonna cave Greedy lil phucka

Can you please explain how he is being greedy? Brand new these can be anywhere from $1200-1450. It's been used 4 times and I doubt he's taken more than a couple hundred shots in that time so there'd be LOTS of life left in the system.

Funny? Yes. Greedy? No.

BIGS
14-03-2011, 07:15 PM
Think there is a app called CallRec.Me for iphone its free, never used it but should work.

Cheers, I downloaded it just need to figure out how to host it for you's to listen

kurbn
14-03-2011, 07:34 PM
im going to send him a text offering 350 to see what he says...

duste
14-03-2011, 07:43 PM
Next step:

Organise to buy it for listed price.
Rock up, be all like "so it was $350, right?"
???
Bail!

carlos spicy wener
14-03-2011, 07:44 PM
haha, its not funny unless you read it in an asian voice.

blaize
14-03-2011, 09:42 PM
Fuck the english is terrible.
Il give it a call tomorrow and see if i can record it.

ReaperSS
15-03-2011, 12:14 PM
His reply to me via email offering $450....

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29857839@N03/5527894689/" title="untitled by Marc Russo (Australia), on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5139/5527894689_ce43c2da13_b.jpg" width="1024" height="478" alt="untitled" /></a>

ReaperSS
15-03-2011, 12:21 PM
Just offerd him $500 and a bowl of rice ad see what he says lol

mr_mike
15-03-2011, 12:38 PM
hahha "they see me trollin'

JNR man
15-03-2011, 01:14 PM
Can you please explain how he is being greedy? Brand new these can be anywhere from $1200-1450. It's been used 4 times and I doubt he's taken more than a couple hundred shots in that time so there'd be LOTS of life left in the system.

Funny? Yes. Greedy? No.

ok it's obvious im not a person in the know about cameras so i withdraw my comment as greedy and will agree it to be Funny

Mad_Aussie
15-03-2011, 01:39 PM
Hello sir
I see you have camera for sale
I reside in southern country of Africa, and am willing to pay shipping and expenses. Am you accept offer for 307,037.16 ZWD for camera?
I much thank for some reply.

awaiting reply.

BIGS
15-03-2011, 02:33 PM
Couple of mates I'm catching up with later are pro prank callers so if I remember will get a recording

Brockas
15-03-2011, 08:06 PM
awaiting reply.

LOL

Nice.

I look forward to seeing the race which ensues.