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cpanameno
14-03-2011, 10:19 AM
Was on the net this morning and stumbled across this, read the last line.
http://perth.gumtree.com.au/c-Stuff-for-Sale-video-camera-digital-camera-digital-cameras-Canon-EOS-450D-12-2Mp-Digitial-SLR-Came-twin-lens-kit-W0QQAdIdZ245760696
Thought some of you might find this funny.
JNR man
14-03-2011, 10:22 AM
Obviously English is not their first language
Frenchy
14-03-2011, 10:24 AM
l'm ECU student, l bought this DC for my studio unit, however l didn't know ECU offer the DC for student to lead, just use it within 5 times Ph. 0433994754
P.S if u want me sale it to you $500 - 550, Don't even think about that or try to call me, otherwise l 'll rude to answer you “ No, you mother fxxker"
^^^^ beaten to it, that or they are definitely not studying it !
kurbn
14-03-2011, 10:32 AM
Ring and low ball just to hear off fuck you
JNR man
14-03-2011, 10:34 AM
Haha
Lol just called him, hey mate you still got the camera "yeah" 500? "you got wrong number" and hung up LOL
Mad_Aussie
14-03-2011, 10:42 AM
Hi, I interest in your camera, but I am not in country at the moment. I am will to pay, Give me your bank details and I will have a legitimate import agency send it to me. Deal?
1JZVL
14-03-2011, 11:03 AM
Ah i see he bought it off the GOOD GUY, mmmm nice.
Funny asians, or whatever (I'm assuming here...not racist)
Anahera
14-03-2011, 12:15 PM
My head hurts after reading that!
2JZA70
14-03-2011, 12:36 PM
I go call see if come in purpo color!
INSINR8R
14-03-2011, 01:11 PM
I just called him, same thing, offered him $600 and told me to go fuck my mother. Charming.
Someone call and record and post up for the lulz
how the fck do some people get accepted into Uni with that kind of English really surprised me...
ring and low ball for lols
Someone call and record and post up for the lulz
Was thinking this but I'm not that computer savvy
Just called him but iPhone memo wouldn't record at the same time =/
I put on a Asian accent and after a bit of discussion where I couldn't understand him nor him me, I basically just reiterated the 4 times he used it and if he had warranty. Than asked him what his bare minimum was. $750 apparently. I hummed and hard and was like "$50 dolla is a lot of money. I was thinking more like $650"(makes no sense but at this stage I'd given up on the whole Russel peters act and taking him down to decimal places since I couldn't record it) don't know his exact words but he pretty much said to call back when I was willing to pay more.
*edit
If I can work out a way to record on my iPhone I might call again for round 2 Russel Peter spec
[Jacek]
14-03-2011, 02:06 PM
how the fck do some people get accepted into Uni with that kind of English really surprised me...
ring and low ball for lols
Its all about the "$$$$"
SCR34M3R
14-03-2011, 02:49 PM
Think there is a app called CallRec.Me for iphone its free, never used it but should work.
rucker_
14-03-2011, 03:01 PM
LOL so good.
shifted
14-03-2011, 03:41 PM
Awesome. Keen to hear recording - someone make a soundboard!
JNR man
14-03-2011, 04:05 PM
Doesn't sound like he is gonna cave Greedy lil phucka
duste
14-03-2011, 04:25 PM
Doesn't sound like he is gonna cave Greedy lil phucka
Can you please explain how he is being greedy? Brand new these can be anywhere from $1200-1450. It's been used 4 times and I doubt he's taken more than a couple hundred shots in that time so there'd be LOTS of life left in the system.
Funny? Yes. Greedy? No.
Think there is a app called CallRec.Me for iphone its free, never used it but should work.
Cheers, I downloaded it just need to figure out how to host it for you's to listen
kurbn
14-03-2011, 07:34 PM
im going to send him a text offering 350 to see what he says...
duste
14-03-2011, 07:43 PM
Next step:
Organise to buy it for listed price.
Rock up, be all like "so it was $350, right?"
???
Bail!
carlos spicy wener
14-03-2011, 07:44 PM
haha, its not funny unless you read it in an asian voice.
blaize
14-03-2011, 09:42 PM
Fuck the english is terrible.
Il give it a call tomorrow and see if i can record it.
ReaperSS
15-03-2011, 12:14 PM
His reply to me via email offering $450....
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29857839@N03/5527894689/" title="untitled by Marc Russo (Australia), on Flickr"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5139/5527894689_ce43c2da13_b.jpg" width="1024" height="478" alt="untitled" /></a>
ReaperSS
15-03-2011, 12:21 PM
Just offerd him $500 and a bowl of rice ad see what he says lol
mr_mike
15-03-2011, 12:38 PM
hahha "they see me trollin'
JNR man
15-03-2011, 01:14 PM
Can you please explain how he is being greedy? Brand new these can be anywhere from $1200-1450. It's been used 4 times and I doubt he's taken more than a couple hundred shots in that time so there'd be LOTS of life left in the system.
Funny? Yes. Greedy? No.
ok it's obvious im not a person in the know about cameras so i withdraw my comment as greedy and will agree it to be Funny
Mad_Aussie
15-03-2011, 01:39 PM
Hello sir
I see you have camera for sale
I reside in southern country of Africa, and am willing to pay shipping and expenses. Am you accept offer for 307,037.16 ZWD for camera?
I much thank for some reply.
awaiting reply.
Couple of mates I'm catching up with later are pro prank callers so if I remember will get a recording
Brockas
15-03-2011, 08:06 PM
awaiting reply.
LOL
Nice.
I look forward to seeing the race which ensues.
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