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stumps.
08-12-2010, 01:30 PM
Give it a go

http://foddy.net/Athletics.html

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I got 27.1 basically crawling

mitchy
08-12-2010, 01:37 PM
32.7 in the trying-to-fuck-a-dog position before falling backwards on my head.

stumps.
08-12-2010, 01:38 PM
35.4 then random back flip bouncing on back knee and pivoting forward with front foot is the way to do it

Basic
08-12-2010, 01:39 PM
Video fucking cracks me up.

mitchy
08-12-2010, 01:42 PM
-0.6 yessssss

Wozzernux
08-12-2010, 01:45 PM
Haha I remember this from earlier in the year, never got more than about 10m :( still one of the funniest and most infuriatingly frustrating flash games I've played.

Anyone remember Miami Shark from earlier this year? http://miamishark.com/ (http://miamishark.com/)

Mad_Aussie
08-12-2010, 01:48 PM
Fucking lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll can't get past 4m

KAL SPL
08-12-2010, 01:49 PM
2.9 then gave up

Dirty32
08-12-2010, 01:49 PM
Gaurantee that MGR & Jazza come through and blitz 100m within 4 goes!

mitchy
08-12-2010, 01:50 PM
Fucking lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll can't get past 4m

i got about 4 metres, and then crawled the other 30 in the "one knee down, trying to fuck a dog" thrusting motion.

stumps.
08-12-2010, 01:50 PM
Finished it there is a hurdle at 50m and and long jump at the end

ben351
08-12-2010, 01:53 PM
STUPID FUCKIGN GAME !!!!!!!!!!!

mitchy
08-12-2010, 02:01 PM
yesssssss, i got it!

http://s287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/untitled-1.jpg

Daisy
08-12-2010, 02:01 PM
51.2m got stuck on the fucking hurdle, got angry and fell on head.

stumps.
08-12-2010, 02:07 PM
yesssssss, i got it!

http://s287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/untitled-1.jpg

That looks alot like the picture I just emailed you LOL with my name edited out. Original here

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f380/stumps57L/untitled-6.jpg

mitchy
08-12-2010, 02:08 PM
hey hey hey... no need to get nasty, it was a minor detail.

Jaak
08-12-2010, 02:09 PM
i am at 51 m now ,fucking hurdles

Jaak
08-12-2010, 02:11 PM
51.9 :(

mischief1
08-12-2010, 02:25 PM
commentator sounds like seth rogan.

jaybee
08-12-2010, 02:27 PM
is there actually a technique for this?

R3N
08-12-2010, 02:32 PM
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KAL SPL
08-12-2010, 02:38 PM
Sooo elegant ...

EVLO
08-12-2010, 02:55 PM
it's just like watching the special olympics..

SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
08-12-2010, 03:01 PM
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The whole time watching that all i could think about was this.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/bachekzai/tard.jpg

Adr3naL1N
08-12-2010, 03:31 PM
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lol thats how i look running while intoxicated

schnoods
08-12-2010, 05:36 PM
got to 50m to hump a hurdle for 2m then smack my head.