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Fryman
18-05-2005, 09:59 AM
GIRRAWHEEN SECONDARY COLLEGE - MATHEMATICS EXAM


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>GANG ............................

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>Time allowed: 1 hour

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1. If Mohammed lowers his WRX two inches front and back, and puts on

>stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from

>the stock suspension?

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2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaven, how many razors

>will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?

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3. If John Collard runs 10 km from the Police in Westfield to Armadale,then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Maddington, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Thornlie Square Shopping Centre?

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4. Phan has 12 grams of amphet, and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for

$320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the

street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

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5. If Bazza receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from

Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a

further $400.00 per week and then pays $25.00 per week to each of his

4 children to buy pot, how much money does he have left to buy a

smashed Tarago from the Balga Wreckers?

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6. If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and

>Soula is only 19 years old, how much will her mother need if she is 47?

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7. Huynh Pham has an AK-47 with 3 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out

of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many

drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

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8. If Abdullah runs a Doner Kebab shop in Wanneroo Plaza and works as a

taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does

>Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?

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9. If Nollamara's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per

month, and the overall population only increasing at 2.1 % per month,

at what rate are the Aussies leaving?

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10. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for the

trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can

pay for his $200 per day habit?

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>11. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from

Spearwood to North Perth, how many round trips will he need to make if

40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant

at any one given time?

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12. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals

1 x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately 17

sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm,

what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:

a) 2 feet away .....% b) 5 feet away ......% c) 100 feet away

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>(You need 3 answers for this question)

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>END OF EXAM

So Funny because its soo TRUE uuuna.

Lukian :)

LNYMRKO
18-05-2005, 10:02 AM
ROFL! That is fuckin AWESOME!! Hahahahahahahahaha. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ReaperSS
18-05-2005, 10:11 AM
4. Phan has 12 grams of amphet, and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for

$320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the

street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
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FAR OUT ! an 8ball for $320,i cant even get a "g" for that! Can you give me Phams number? hahahahaha

Ja50n
18-05-2005, 10:17 AM
Hope I passed dere brudda.

Remix
18-05-2005, 10:34 AM
ahaha so true!

Miggy
18-05-2005, 10:38 AM
hahahahahahaha GOLD!!!!!!

[RX2]
18-05-2005, 12:24 PM
nice

Syncope
18-05-2005, 12:35 PM
gold without the g

Slip_
18-05-2005, 02:37 PM
ROFL at No.12, sif anyone S.O.R could answer that, bias.

filing my case to the equality committee.....dog pingpingpingping.

Philthy
23-05-2005, 01:24 PM
hhaha classic. no 11 shud be if gerrard butt ... hhahahaahha