Modified Car = Sex?

[yeahlow34]

So I was having a discussion with a friend of mine (fuck off on photo requests, you pigs) who isn’t particularly into cars/motorsport. She appreciates a nicely modified vehicle, but didn’t/doesn’t know much about quick cars etc. I’m slowly changing this, and have taken her for a number of spirited drives. She now loves burnouts.

Annnnnyhow we had an interesting discussion a few days ago, when she asked if having a modified car had ever led to me picking up/getting bulk hugs/anal sex/etc. Now I know there are people out there (possibly not so much on this forum) that modify a vehicle for the express and sole purpose of pullin’ chicks ulleh. But it got me thinking, does this actually work?

So honest question out of interest. What are your thoughts, and, have you ever picked up directly from your modified car?

Yours sexually,
The Candyman
XoXoXoX

PS. Brockas, did getting chopped by an rb20 GTST affect your love life?

[cplagz]

Ask Brockas.

I remember one night with magic1 in his whale at the maccas up marmion ave (past hamersley) and this bunch of 14yr olds were keen.... was quite funny.

[SimonR32]

Ask Tristan about Nightwish girl...

[ED40]

My car turns 99% of the female population off.. But i have seen blokes with Shiny new HSV's with big chrome rims pick up random chicks who loved the car and wanted to go for a 'ride'... you can picture the rest.

[Tocchi]

Hasn't worked for Rad

[ReaperSS]

There are many girls who will fuk because of the car.
One girl in our group loved mustangs and she said it doesnt matter how ugly the guy was she would do him in the car.

[adrenalin]

Nope not for me.

Least i dont think so :S

[Mad_Aussie]

Car chicks do frequently turn out to be stingers however *cough jaz cough*

[mumbo]

You need old school cars

[Fukushima]

Would probably get more from my missus if i spent the money on her instead of the car.

Jailbait in drive-thrus seem to like it though

[yeahlow34]

At the 2006 MV, I remember having a group of girls keen as mustard to go for a ride after the gates had closed. Me and mate squeezed in 5 girls into a 4 seater hotrod. One of them then decides to share she was wet. If it wasn’t for the fact I wanted to dick another girl that night, I would have obliged.

There’s always the prospect of young sluts who like shiny cars too I guess.

I've always had girls coming up to me. But then again, I've usually been in cars that are universally accepted. Rather than specific imports, etc. Whether it's becuase they want a penis in their vagina, or just friendly I don't know.

[INSINR8R]

Hasn't worked for Rad

He's attracted guys.

[Jase]

Seen the a few ppl cop roots randomly coz of their cars, not sure how it goes as a long term prospect

I'd guess for the young slut who don't have a car it may be a deal maker

[Joe]

You guys are fucking terrible.. Rad picks up plenty of very handsome looking girls in his car.

[cplagz]

You guys are fucking terrible.. Rad picks up plenty of very handsome looking girls in his car.

I didn't think Tocchi liked being called a girl anymore?

[yeahlow34]

Seen the a few ppl cop roots randomly coz of their cars, not sure how it goes as a long term prospect

Yeah lol. Not so sure that a chick willing to bang just because of your car is going to be a keeper for good.

[Jaak]

My choice in cars ,never let to "look at my car sex" , but I had a nice italian bike back in high school that seems to have done the trick

[stumps.]

Does jacking off in your car count?

[mitchy]

i get sympathy sex for owning an R31

[KyeBidz]

Sneepy saw a lot of worthy females go through it!

dark tint ftw

[RICEY]

I used to get a bit of action because of the cars, now I think I need a lambo to compensate for the level of rudeness my head has achieved with age.

[cplagz]

I hear R33's get ginge minge.... PM Brockas and BLAAA for more details.

[Skitzo]

Chicks dont find anything sexy about a Camry, even if it is of the super variety. I spent the evening with a female last night, and she wasn't overly impressed with the 90. She did enjoy it when i clutched second up the road though..... AND before all you pingpingpingpings ask, yes i went back to her house, yes i had her topless on the couch, no i did not have sex with her.

Apparently having a Black V8 Ute is the way to go. Especially when in the deep south.

[Oracle]

http://i55.tinypic.com/15frxmv.jpg

/thread

[stumps.]

Chicks dont find anything sexy about a Camry, even if it is of the super variety. I spent the evening with a female last night, and she wasn't overly impressed with the 90. She did enjoy it when i clutched second up the road though..... AND before all you pingpingpingpings ask, yes i went back to her house, yes i had her topless on the couch, no i did not have sex with her.
Apparently having a Black V8 Ute is the way to go. Especially when in the deep south.

Was it the same one as last time?

[SimonR32]

Chicks dont find anything sexy about a Camry, even if it is of the super variety. I spent the evening with a female last night, and she wasn't overly impressed with the 90. She did enjoy it when i clutched second up the road though..... AND before all you pingpingpingpings ask, yes i went back to her house, yes i had her topless on the couch, no i did not have sex with her.

Apparently having a Black V8 Ute is the way to go. Especially when in the deep south.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155839/

[Skitzo]

Different chick Ben.

LOL Marbles. Unfortunatley, for the 6th time, i went back to a chicks house and she had "womanly issues". Same thing happened after TJ's
:(

But this is off topic, it had ntohgin to do with the car, it was simply because i am a nice, sexually non threatening guy.

[adrenalin]

Different chick Ben.

LOL Marbles. Unfortunatley, for the 6th time, i went back to a chicks house and she had "womanly issues". Same thing happened after TJ's
:(

But this is off topic, it had ntohgin to do with the car, it was simply because i am a nice, sexually non threatening guy.

Did you suggest doing it in the shower ?

[Silencio]

antilag.com where chopping rad matters :-P

[Skitzo]

Did you suggest doing it in the shower ?

I cat handle raw chicken. You think i can stick my little fella into a cavity full of blood? Neg.


AND FUCK YOU BLAA FOR THE MMS I JUST GOT FORM YOU!

[Joe]

That MMS was FUCKED

[AGIT8D]

Apparently having a Black V8 Ute is the way to go. Especially when in the deep south.

Speaketh the truth. I would easily run out of fingers and toes counting the amount of times I've heard a girl say that the best car is a black SS/HSV ute.

The abundance of car whores is strong. As a simple test, change your facebook profile picture to your car and see how many random adds you get in a few days, it is ridiculous.

[180SXTCY]

Speaketh the truth. I would easily run out of fingers and toes counting the amount of times I've heard a girl say that the best car is a black SS/HSV ute.

The abundance of car whores is strong. As a simple test, change your facebook profile picture to your car and see how many random adds you get in a few days, it is ridiculous.


haha might give that a go Dan.

I can honestly say that having a nice car has led me to some pleasurable times with some "car whore" kinda girls. One party up in the hills rings a bell where it led to a threesome haha

[adrenalin]

So thats why tocchi is driving around in a black V8.

Sly dog

[duste]

I have a Laser, I don't think it'd work for me Dan.

FML, /wrist, etc etc

[Phyber]

So thats why tocchi is driving around in a black V8.

Sly dog

Not to mention the plates! Must help those "blonder" ones realise they are being sized up :)

[YOUR MATE]

The car slut mentality is strong in the Commodore scene, that's for sure. You can drive a VY exec 6 cyl shitter that's slammed on some 20's and pull chicks. It's fucked, but it's how it is. When I had my Senator I'd manage to have a group of half decent flange in my car for cruises. I stopped when I rocked up to a meet point and like 12 guys all knew them... Fucking filth.

Dan would know all about them though. Remember Ash??? Or Sharnie!

[YOUR MATE]

So thats why tocchi is driving around in a black V8.

Sly dog

LOL I dont think you can claim that, as look what the last chick he pulled with that car bailed on him for...

[RICEY]

So thats why tocchi is driving around in a black V8.

Sly dog

I showed him the light haha

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/AGIT8D/IMG_5385.jpg

Dan knows all about this!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

PS: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH

[Joe]

I hope you agitated her sphincter on the bonnet of the car after the photo was taken.

[1JZNOSHIT]

Marbles met ginger tarah at a set of traffic lights. then they fucked.

game over.

[Oracle]

Marbles met ginger tarah at a set of traffic lights. then they fucked.

game over.

You say that like its a rarity?

I heard she fucks anything and everything in sight.. no wonder her minge smells like the crotch of a yeast infected homeless person.

She has one big titty and one little titty... and they call her biggie smalls

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

no wonder her minge smells like the crotch of a yeast infected homeless person.

i thought that was just from BLAAA?

[Oracle]

You might be right!

[dmwill]

Pfft, everyone knows that modified cars are just compensating for a lack of something.....

IMO, if a girl wants a shag based purely on the car you drive - she is clearly fucked in the head. Would you want to shag a girl just because she has some fantastic looking possession? Ok...maybe...but you get the idea.

Having said that, having a neat tidy car (not necessarily modified) will be a little more appealing to a girl than some rusted out shitter.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

You might be right!

Don't questions me pingpingpingping, i know im right... He confessed all of this to me after a drunken binge... He reckons if the opportunity ever came up again, he would be with her in a heart beat!

It was quite an emotional confession...

Big-ups Jared!

[V70R]

This thread makes no sense to me

VOLVO4LIFE

[Halle Terry]

The sad thing is, more guys froth over my car then girls. Take Tocchi for example.

Apparently winner offset, J-tight rims and having a cool import no one else has doesn't get you flange.

Then again I'm also a mad dancer, so maybe it's just me.

Yeah probably just me.

[goodie]

I've been told many a times by different girls, that if i bought a clubby, i'd get laid every night...
Imports4lyfe YO

[Gurney]

Mainly hookers hearing my car and thinking its a truck -__-

[Skitzo]

The sad thing is, more guys froth over my car then girls. Take Tocchi for example.

Apparently winner offset, J-tight rims and having a cool import no one else has doesn't get you flange.

Then again I'm also a mad dancer, so maybe it's just me.

Yeah probably just me.

Just you dude. Im an average dancer, and its what gets me any attention i may receive when i go out.

[yeahlow34]

I've got a clubby, and it has netted me fuck all directly. Though generally I'm in the car with a girl, so not exactly looking out for it.

Both hotrods and datto get lots of looks and whistles. Might have to experiment if it would lead to a penetrative sexual encounter.

[Tocchi]

Any commo gets sluts .... Or wild claims for janesbrook based ones <3

If I was a chick my pingpingpingping would be getting pounded 24/7 as we all know my love of shiney things. Lol

[revs13]

LOL tocchi thats gold!

If a guy has a V8/Clubbys its an instant turn off...... but im probably a little biased :p

I must say ive picked up a few times purely because i drive a shitter s13.

[R3N]

i get more guys' attention than girls in my car :(

[Halle Terry]

LOL tocchi thats gold!

If a guy has a V8/Clubbys its an instant turn off...... but im probably a little biased :p

I must say ive picked up a few times purely because i drive a shitter s13.

You also being about 8 times better at driving then basically every guy here might be a turn off though haha.

[AGIT8D]

Dan would know all about them though. Remember Ash??? Or Sharnie!

Haha, I remember both, for different reasons, but like I said there is bulk around. You just need to pick from the crop :)

[mitchy]

i get more guys' attention than girls in my car :(

can't be that bad... you've come and seen me the past two nights in a row!

[Mad_Aussie]

I find being suave and sophisticated helps a lot.
It's just a shame that being an ugly fuck who drives shit cars negates any benefits of that though.

[AGIT8D]

I hope you agitated her sphincter on the bonnet of the car after the photo was taken.

Haha negative, I never hooked up with that bird. Sorry to disappoint :)

[SimonR32]

LOL tocchi thats gold!

If a guy has a V8/Clubbys its an instant turn off...... but im probably a little biased :p

I must say ive picked up a few times purely because i drive a shitter s13.

What's your thoughts on Green 32's?

[Mad_Aussie]

What's your thoughts on Green 32's that chop GTR's?

fixed

[Socrates]

I get a lot of girls saying they love my car and there i am thinking come on show your love!

[RICEY]

LOL tocchi thats gold!

If a guy has a V8/Clubbys its an instant turn off...... but im probably a little biased :p

I must say ive picked up a few times purely because i drive a shitter s13.

:(

[Joe]

I get a lot of girls saying they love my car and there i am thinking come on show your love!

Of course, because girls generally love 1978 Skylines.

[yeahlow34]

Of course, because girls generally love 1978 Skylines.

LOL

[revs13]

What's your thoughts on Green 32's?

Yea I froth over your booga, pitty about the driver..... ;)

[R3N]

can't be that bad... you've come and seen me the past two nights in a row!

i use my car like chicks use their bewbies

[MISS 13B]

My RX7 used to pull bulk bitches.
Not even kidding either, I always used to get comments from chicks.

[Skitzo]

Yea I froth over your booga, pitty about the driver..... ;)

kek.

JZX90 MarkII? Or should i sell it and get another S13?

[SimonR32]

Yea I froth over your booga and get wet over the driver..... ;)

fixed :)

[mehow2g]

Commodores and Utes and get the sluts no doubt about it.

[Socrates]

Something i thought of

Aussies girls like Aussie Cars, Commdores/Ford etc.
so i would think that
Asian girls would like Nissatoyotsubaru's etc.

What about asian girls, does anyone find that they get attention from asian girls as you drive your car around?

[dmwill]

Chicks dig the Citroen C3 I drive for work. It's cute and shit.

[revs13]

fixed :)

Whenever i see your face, i just cant seem to get that picture of your bee-stung penis outta my head..... no ones gonna get wet over that!!!!!

[Tocchi]

Socrates, a Citroën won't get you French flange. Asian girls seem to go after mostly Asian guys

Try dating in Bunno, your car would be in it's element -- 31s get the sluts

[Tocchi]

Carla, what about yellow s15s with slight damage?

[yeahlow34]

Asian chicks have that asian smell though. Not keen.

[Socrates]

hahah worth a try.

[Roobiks]

So... Pics of vag OP?

[yeahlow34]

So... Pics of vag OP?

Sure.

[Joe]

Russian Girls LOVE Lada's.

[Joe]

My RX7 used to pull bulk bitches.
Not even kidding either, I always used to get comments from chicks.

Pics or ban

[Skitzo]

Roobiks, pics of your mrs pahleeease? (or ex if you two split, and in that case, hook me up).

Willing to trade!

[Breno]

Carla, what about yellow s15s with slight damage?

^^ this.

LOL @ "slight" damage...

[Charger]

No chicks even know what a Valiant is....however I've had quite a substantial amount of attention from older ladies who like cars "I used to own one of these back in the day...."

If I had some fooli sic Commodore with a UNIT sticker I'd be flange master I reckon

[Dirty32]

There are many girls who will fuk because of the car.
One girl in our group loved mustangs and she said it doesnt matter how ugly the guy was she would do him in the car.

Im keen to hire a Mustang for a night........

I used to get more looks in my old GTR than I do in my ute.
Was younger and a little more in my element back then tho.

Have banged birds in my dads old 05 wrx and my old GTR, but i new the birds and i think a quick burn in a hotted up car may have just sealed the deal. Prob would have got it anyway, but would have been made to work harder if i drove an old rustbucket.

Then - got a misses = end of the fun and games! Devo!!

[SimonR32]

Whenever i see your face, i just cant seem to get that picture of your bee-stung penis outta my head..... no ones gonna get wet over that!!!!!

http://www.smspower.org/seganotebook/astorm/manual/gameover.gif

[Dirty32]

I have also heard popping a roofy in a birds drink - doesnt matter what car you drive!

[Jiblet]

got chicks number in northbridge when i had the 20" chrome on the s15.

she was half-breed asian and i decided against pursuing due to the chinese shop at which she hung out at (chinese mafia issues i do not want)

/csb

[duste]

Something i thought of

Aussies girls like Aussie Cars, Commdores/Ford etc.
so i would think that
Asian girls would like Nissatoyotsubaru's etc.

What about asian girls, does anyone find that they get attention from asian girls as you drive your car around?

Yes and no, I know quite a few Jap chicks through friends at Uni and they're quite fond of their large American cars purely because they're very rare over in Japan. Lincoln's, for instance, were a favourite of theirs. Then again, as you said, some do like Jap cars.

[cplagz]

So where are all the dirty german bitches lining up for me to cleveland steamer them! /disappointed.

[Douche Bag]

Pfft. Drive a supra around curtin, = all fob's.
no thx

then again, im an ugly pingpingpingping:confused:

[yeahlow34]

Pfft. Drive a supra around curtin, = all fob's.
no thx

then again, im an ugly pingpingpingping:confused:

Brockas attempts to pick up when rolling in old mans ride too!!

Brockas mate <3

[Douche Bag]

I could get in dads broken ancient rolls and pick up more..

[Brockas]

Fuck you pingpingpingpings I have a 33, instant turn-off.


Whenever i see your face, i just cant seem to get that picture of your bee-stung penis outta my head..... no ones gonna get wet over that!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kurbn]

The AE101 Levin I had picked up chicks quite well, used to get chicks coming up to the drivers window in northbridge on the weekends.. didnt pick up fuck all in any of my 32's

probably because the levin was a girls car

[DISTRBD]

used to get chicks coming up to the drivers window in northbridge on the weekends.. didnt pick up fuck all in any of my 32's

probably because the levin was a girls car



Clearly the hookers thought the levin was some exotic euro

[mitchy]

and RB20's are for faggots

[RICEY]

got chicks number in northbridge when i had the 20" chrome on the s15.

she was half-breed asian and i decided against pursuing due to the chinese shop at which she hung out at (chinese mafia issues i do not want)

/csb

Fuck I hooked up with an asian chick once and she took me through that little chinatown area in Northbridge and I swear the dirty looks I was getting from the asian guys that I was going to get stabbed repeatedly.

[TheChad]

I used to be of the oppinion that the kind of woman who was interested in a car was generally less than desirable. Although i arrived at this conclusion having only been driving commodores. I used to feel that there was a fine line between bogan beerswilling trash and a few lookers who i guessed, their dads had not loved them just enough. (the obvious outlier in this equation was the age factor, that when you are 18 you could be driving a camry with neons, but if you can pick her and her friends up and take them to maccas you are more than likely about to knob her).

since however i've found that some girls just surprise you and genuinely like a fast car. i personally dont really like taking them out for a thrash (in the car) because i've always had it beaten into me "dont be a fuckwit in a car when there are others in there, especially women"


when i picked up my car and was used to it i took my current gf out for a spin, from the second i put my foot into it and the gate opened she was silent, she didnt say a word when and when the car stepped out into third at about 100 i wound it back and looked over, expecting to get told off, she burst out giggling and said "well i wasnt expecting that". which brings me to my next point about women:

sluts that love cars are all well and good. but if you are like me and have (temporarily) settled down for a bit, you then get that other end of spectrum, where as much as she loves you, she looks at the car as competition, mostly preceeded by her weighing up exactly how much that new set of tyres just cost you in relation to how much her last anniversary/christmas present cost.

[evlgurl]

I get a lot of attention from guys when I drive the EVO around.
Problem is being yelled at from the street isn't really a good pick up.
But have had heaps more attention since getting the EVO compared to the WRX.
And like others have said, chicks seem to love the fact my 'lancer' is cool.

[evlgurl]

sluts that love cars are all well and good. but if you are like me and have (temporarily) settled down for a bit, you then get that other end of spectrum, where as much as she loves you, she looks at the car as competition, mostly preceeded by her weighing up exactly how much that new set of tyres just cost you in relation to how much her last anniversary/christmas present cost.

Hahaha, My ex used to buy me car parts & modifications for Birthday & Xmas. Worked great both ways because we both appreciated cars.

[JBAE]

i have an evo can i touch your junk? please?

[Silencio]

LOL tocchi thats gold!

If a guy has a V8/Clubbys its an instant turn off...... but im probably a little biased :p

I must say ive picked up a few times purely because i drive a shitter s13.

whats your thoughts on green s14's ?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

whats your thoughts on green s14's ?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKING LOL

[TJ]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCKING LOL

QFT!

[TJ]

I find being suave and sophisticated helps a lot.
It's just a shame that being an ugly fuck who drives shit cars negates any benefits of that though.

Fuck I must have logged in as someone else !

[Torquen]

Sluts like commo utes.
/thread.

[SimonR32]

whats your thoughts on green s14's ?

this makes me so happy to be alive!

[kurbn]

Clearly the hookers thought the levin was some exotic euro

il pay that.... however a mate and I figured game over on a saturday night when an abo chick walked in front of my car and decided to do some raunchy dance.. not what I call gangster.


and RB20's are for faggots

probably explain why I have had more cock in the 32 than gash

Hope the euro does a better job, "come ere bish i got pingpingpingping warmers"

[Blueraven]

helped me score twice with girls barely over 16 (who told me 19 etc etc)....

That was many moons ago...

The sti got a few freindly conversations started with girls at events...but i got engaged the day i bought it :(

[mr_mike]

about 10 years ago my mate bought a VR Senator, back then this was still a $35k car and most blokes his age were bombin about in Gemini's, escort and VL commodores. He would get bulk chicks waving at him and coming up to him when he was out in it. But if he was in his Suzuki Vitara he would get fuck all!

[mc68]

Two words: Rally Sluts.

:)

[Fukushima]

as much as she loves you, she looks at the car as competition, mostly preceeded by her weighing up exactly how much that new set of tyres just cost you in relation to how much her last anniversary/christmas present cost.

fml

[schnoods]

No chicks even know what a Valiant is....however I've had quite a substantial amount of attention from older ladies who like cars "I used to own one of these back in the day...."

If I had some fooli sic Commodore with a UNIT sticker I'd be flange master I reckon

I drove my old man's Drifter Panel Van for a week while he was up north, i got a comment from this old bird "I got laid in one of those". I dont have much standards at all, but a 65 year old was a bit below my par.

Will test the Fuck truck when it hits the road.

[kurbn]

fml

very true, my ex used to complain she was in competition that I spend more time and money on my car than her.. Car gave more back tho, never bitched and moaned, didnt fuck around behind my back and looked good all the time.

win.

[Baggus]

Bitches think my pulsar is cute does that count?? Back in n.z bitches would get moist in there panties just over the sound of a bridge ported rotary. You haven't seen car hoes till you have seen what a girl would do just to be seen in a old school rota

[adrenalin]

Was going to say thats what i did when i bought my ute.

Bought the xr6-t and not the SS. Why i didnt attract fuck all. That and no pigeons under the bonnet

[31-EVO]

Try dating in Bunno, your car would be in it's element -- 31s get the sluts

They never run long enough to pick up fuck all. Or they're on sold and blown up on first track outtings.
The Southwest is still very Commodore/Falcon strong within the bishes. All the hairdressors at TAFE love my 'Lancer' though. Evo the new MX-5

[Denver]

Never pulled in any of my shitters..

Not even the mighty falcon, maybe i should stick a tapout sticker on it and dump it on china shitter rims..

Might help if it was more than a $500 bunky too

[duste]

Anyone know how many chicks DenZel has pulled with his cars?

[The_Hunster]

Chicks dont find anything sexy about a Camry, even if it is of the super variety. I spent the evening with a female last night, and she wasn't overly impressed with the 90. She did enjoy it when i clutched second up the road though..... AND before all you pingpingpingpings ask, yes i went back to her house, yes i had her topless on the couch, no i did not have sex with her.

Apparently having a Black V8 Ute is the way to go. Especially when in the deep south.

lol funny we were talkin bout this the other day...

having owned some pretty neat imports (silvia, 180sx...) for many years i can comprehensively say they got me no where with the ladies other than being a topic of conversation and getting the occaisional flirt with underage drifter sluts.

I recently bought a V8 BLACK (apparently colour is very important) ute for a daily, and in three months i cant even count how many girl-friends and random chicks who have made comments about how sexy it is and that coitus would potentially result from me owning one... Jared can atest to this, he witnessed the ute's magic on sat night ;)

[R3N]

Its obvious that JDM rims get you dick and Tempe chromies get you pussay

[ben351]

i really love stuff.

[ELUSIV]

I only get comments from guys who want my exhaust. Im not really sure what that means =/

[S133LTR]

Bought my first silvia (black) in start of 97 while I was working the bar at the 'Good Bad and Ugly' in Aberdeen St and I used to park it out the front Fri/Sat night. Never got a root specifically because of the car but once you started tuning and offered a lift home and pointed to the car it would usually work out for the best..

Now its only coppers that want to fuck me if I drive it.

[shifted]

Don't know why people have had so many problems with imports. Black Supra worked well.

And from what I am hearing from most girls my age now - car is black, you are already up some points.

[KyeBidz]

Don't know why people have had so many problems with imports. Black Supra worked well.

And from what I am hearing from most girls my age now - car is black, you are already up some points.

How many points do you get if it has a tree in it?

[mitchy]

How many points do you get if it has a tree in it?

the "dog that ran out in front of him" chased the pussy away.

[shifted]

How many points do you get if it has a tree in it?

None. :(

Tree = 1
Car = 0

[Yakky Bear]

the "dog that ran out in front of him" chased the pussy away.

ROR!

[DanWA]

Two words: Rally Sluts.

:)

best call in this thread

[cplagz]

Never pulled in any of my shitters..

Not even the mighty falcon, maybe i should stick a tapout sticker on it and dump it on china shitter rims..

Might help if it was more than a $500 bunky too

It's probably also due to the fact you look like a fuckin manchild. :D

[Mad_Aussie]

Fuck I must have logged in as someone else !

The thing is, that chicks don't seem to care for blokes being genuine anymore - at least not the younger ones. All about being a terry tuffpingpingpingping who kicks old ladies these days.

[Chris138]

the "dog that ran out in front of him" chased the pussy away.

...You never told me you ran out in front of Paul's car?


It seems the more attractive chicks actually don't give a shit about cars or have little care for what car you drive. The last girl I was seeing was quite the stunner and she clearly said "Guys who are so into their cars is the biggest turn off!". Still smashed it in her though and ended up dating her for a while.

Then the girls who are generally passionate or into cars are (as stated before) into Commodore utes. Black SS/HSV taking the trophy here.

Then again, I couldn't give two shits what girls think about a Black 34, I drive it for the car, not for the attention.

[Tocchi]

Lol there's chicks who like black 34s ... There are pics floating around proving it haha

[DISTRBD]

. All the hairdressors at TAFE love my 'Lancer' though. Evo the new MX-5

LOL what day you go to tafe ?

[Tocchi]

The hairdressers go on Wednesdays if I remember right

[Chris138]

Lol there's chicks who like black 34s ... There are pics floating around proving it haha

Decent or bail town?

Hairdresser TAFE day is Tuesday btw ;)

[dnl777]

lol I pulled 1 bitch in the whole time I owned my 33....

bitch - "what do you drive"
Me - "a skyline"
bitch - "really, I fucking love skylines"

This was a once off thing....I'm buying a fucking commo lol.

[mitchy]

...You never told me you ran out in front of Paul's car?

that's probably because i've never had the opportunity to meet a fine young man such as yourself?

[KyeBidz]

Mitchy i think he is calling you a dog!

[mitchy]

oh. :(

does that count as a 0, or a -1 in my "people who like mitch" tally?

[Chris138]

that's probably because i've never had the opportunity to meet a fine young man such as yourself?

<3

[AGIT8D]

...You never told me you ran out in front of Paul's car?


It seems the more attractive chicks actually don't give a shit about cars or have little care for what car you drive. The last girl I was seeing was quite the stunner and she clearly said "Guys who are so into their cars is the biggest turn off!". Still smashed it in her though and ended up dating her for a while.

Then the girls who are generally passionate or into cars are (as stated before) into Commodore utes. Black SS/HSV taking the trophy here.

Then again, I couldn't give two shits what girls think about a Black 34, I drive it for the car, not for the attention.

I strongly disagree.

[stumps.]

oh. :(

does that count as a 0, or a -1 in my "people who like mitch" tally?

Maybe he has a dog fetish?

[EVLO]

Lol there's chicks who like black 34s ... There are pics floating around proving it haha

hahahaha

[AGIT8D]

Maybe he has a dog fetish?

Lots of people like Brockas though

[shifted]

I strongly disagree.

I agree with ya, seen some girls say straight out about what marque a car is.

Some will only go BMW, Merc and the like.

[mitchy]

i like girls who like 31's.

it's clear from the start they have abolutely NO standards, and obviously are down for anal on the first date.

[AGIT8D]

i like girls who like 31's.


Sooo... you like boys?

[mitchy]

Sooo... you like boys?

mainly sailors...

...how is that boat of yours anyway?

[AGIT8D]

It's not mine it's my brother's.. Won't be here for a couple of months though. :D

Speaking of boats.. Bathurst and Mandurah Boat Show both on this weekend, absolutely too many boats.

[d1mitch]

i agree with most of the opinions in here, girls love the black commos-ute or bombed sedans.

they dont car much for jap cars although when your driving a full race spec 32 down the freeway under the cover of night you get quite a few looks, maybe it was the flames out the sidepipe that was working. haha

[AGIT8D]

i agree with most of the opinions in here, girls love the black commos-ute or bombed sedans.

they dont car much for jap cars although when your driving a full race spec 32 down the freeway under the cover of night you get quite a few looks, maybe it was the flames out the sidepipe that was working. haha

It would have been the orange and black combo. Didn't you notice ALL the orange and black cars at Powercruise? Clearly onto something!

[stumps.]

orange and black the new sex spec?

[mitchy]

that's dan on the left.

http://image62.webshots.com/162/7/81/15/496278115LWeECr_ph.jpg

[MISS 13B]

I gotta agree on the ute thing.
They seem to attract the most attention.

[d1mitch]

It would have been the orange and black combo. Didn't you notice ALL the orange and black cars at Powercruise? Clearly onto something!

hahah

un-fortunately it wasnt orange and black then

it was silver and balck


hang on maybe it is the black??? we have already concluded that the bitches like black commos maybe if you have any black on your car its a winner

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

I strongly disagree.

Mandurah sluts take what they can get?

[DISTRBD]

Mandurah sluts take what they can get?


Explain why BLAAA moving there

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Explain why BLAAA moving there

LOLOLOLOL

[Halle Terry]

Most girls just seem keen on tradies/miners because they get all the dosh.

I would call them shallow, but I mean we've judged women on their looks since the dawn of time haha.

[AGIT8D]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/AGIT8D/mitchy.jpg

[AGIT8D]

Explain why BLAAA moving there

Moving back here you mean.. BLAAA is ex-Mandurah since 'nam

[HANS YOLO]

Hope the euro does a better job, "come ere bish i got pingpingpingping warmers"

heated seats definately help!

as does having a girls car like mine

http://pawsru.org/fc/src/fc25336_trap.jpg

[DISTRBD]

Moving back here you mean.. BLAAA is ex-Mandurah since 'nam

All the fuckn same , aslong as the pingpingpingping dont travel further south he be right

[Skitzo]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/AGIT8D/mitchy.jpg

LOL, I noticed that last night aswell haha.

[mitchy]

LOL!
i changed my pic on monday dan before your post, even look at Tegan's comment. :p

cockhead. :p



i did have someone add me though.. a guy. :D

[AGIT8D]

^^ BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!

[mitchy]

hahaha!
is it that time of the month for you dan? you're awfully bitchy today. :p

[Brockas]

I once saw a girl who told me she wished I had a nice car like her brother.


Her brother owned a 1999 BMW 318i.


FML.

[adrenalin]

Lol

The E36 320i i owned didnt do fuck all lol.

I can imagine that girls who like euros ( new ones im guessing as cant imagine bunky shitters do much ) are prob gold diggers

Time to swap 586 rwhp jap crap for 80 rwhp Euro trash ?

[mitchy]

doesn't even have 586rwhp.

399.4rwhp going off recent events!

[stumps.]

I once saw a girl who told me she wished I had a nice car like her brother.


Her brother owned a 1999 BMW 318i.


FML.

Could be worse she could a said I wish you had a nice dick like my brother

[yeahlow34]

doesn't even have 586rwhp.

399.4rwhp going off recent events!

LOLLLLL

<3

[Brockas]

LOL

I think she was hinting to me to buy a new car that I wouldn't modify, and thus spend money on her instead of my car.

Just quietly, fuck that. When your car finds out you've been driving other cars it doesn't fuck off and take all your possessions with it...

[fourseven]

LOL!

[yeahlow34]

When your car finds out you've been driving other cars it doesn't fuck off and take all your possessions with it...

Mine spun a big end when it found out.

FML

[Brockas]

Spinning big end > biting bell end

[mitchy]

Brett has done both

[Basic]

LS400 with the massage seats gets the girls.

[SMW]

Bitches LOVE sunroofs. Was followed by some girls just the other week who invited me and my mate 'camping'. Mind you they looked better sitting in their car with sunglasses on.

/csb

[j3rk]

...I seem to get many 'nice car' comments from the female persuasion when driving the old ladies 320i, yet driving the supra the closest I've had was a set of 16 yrold's un-politely inform me only milk and juice comes in 2L... fail?

[dnl777]

What about soda?

[Dagon]

Maloo sluts, probably.

[kurbn]

Spinning big end > biting bell end

this makes me chuckle, what is annoying is having a girl in the car that is scared of fast cars and bitches about you if you go 3km over the speed limit.. my ex was renound for it,

her: speeeding
me: im doing 5k's over, fuck meeee....
her: if youre not going to drive safe im not getting in the car with you
me: well fukn walk then
her: "doesnt talk the rest of the day and has a mass go at you later"

she couldnt even hack a bit of mild boost "i think im gunna be sick"

then I had one of her friends come in the car and I booted it down the down ramp onto the fwy and backed off when I hit 100k's... she caught the bus home because of it, it was the only time I put my boot into it... dead set fucking winging muppets... both of em were brainwashed by channel 7.

[AGIT8D]

this makes me chuckle, what is annoying is having a girl in the car that is scared of fast cars and bitches about you if you go 3km over the speed limit.. my ex was renound for it,

her: speeeding
me: im doing 5k's over, fuck meeee....
her: if youre not going to drive safe im not getting in the car with you
me: well fukn walk then
her: "doesnt talk the rest of the day and has a mass go at you later"

she couldnt even hack a bit of mild boost "i think im gunna be sick"

then I had one of her friends come in the car and I booted it down the down ramp onto the fwy and backed off when I hit 100k's... she caught the bus home because of it, it was the only time I put my boot into it... dead set fucking winging muppets... both of em were brainwashed by channel 7.

Precisely why you should use your car to pick up, at least you know they are into all that stuff!

[Skitzo]

Fucking LOL @ caught the bus home.

[yeahlow34]

I went to take my mum to her friends house. Got a minute down the road, and I had to turn back. Get home, and I get this: "There's too much going on in that car. It stinks like petrol, and I don't know why there's so many gauges. Why are there so many gauges? Why does any car, need that many gauges?".

There was 5 gauges, including speedo and tacho. FML.

[Mad_Aussie]

^ pics of mum?

[yeahlow34]

Sure bro. Plenty here:

http://www.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=mum&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1505&bih=534

[Mad_Aussie]

sic, cheers lah!

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/678/587678.jpg

[RICEY]

I was whipping nuts once with the gf at the time in the car, finished being fully sick and looked over to see her bawling her eyes out. She thought the car was going to roll over hahaha She slowly came around though and got used to spirited driving.

Now I have a car and no gf FML.

[d1mitch]

^^^ i know that exact scene too well. haha

[VS50WA]

I was whipping nuts once with the gf at the time in the car, finished being fully sick and looked over to see her bawling her eyes out. She thought the car was going to roll over hahaha She slowly came around though and got used to spirited driving.

Now I have a car and no gf FML.

Thats gold!

Ive had the complete opposite. Finished my moment of stupidity looked over to my gf with a massive grin on her face and giggling away. Was told to keep going.

[evlgurl]

I was whipping nuts once with the gf at the time in the car, finished being fully sick and looked over to see her bawling her eyes out. She thought the car was going to roll over hahaha She slowly came around though and got used to spirited driving.

Now I have a car and no gf FML.

Thats how I lost my BF. Took him for a skid in my old Statesman. Now I have no BF.

Lesson. Don't take your partner for burnouts!

[Mad_Aussie]

Thats how I lost my BF. Took him for a skid in my old Statesman. Now I have no BF.

Lesson. Don't take your partner for burnouts!

What kind of a sorry fuckwit bloke would leave a chick that was good for skids? Sounds like a total moron sorry!

You can take me for burnout laps tho please :)

[kurbn]

I was whipping nuts once with the gf at the time in the car, finished being fully sick and looked over to see her bawling her eyes out. She thought the car was going to roll over hahaha She slowly came around though and got used to spirited driving.

Now I have a car and no gf FML.

"single peggers.. please.. make it stop!!!"


awesome story tho! sounds like she needs to be put in some helli's

He left you for doing skids! soft.. cock! Bravo to you for dropping D, as long as it wasnt in some FWD POS you win.

[Riggs]

Mine wants me to buy a VE Maloo, Yet she dead set wants an Evo 9 and will prob buy one when she gets her Lic back.

Go figure...

[Breno]

yeah... my ex hates skids also.

[Marti]

no straight man in his right mind would give up a girl ripping a skid.but on a side note, ex girl friend told me to let her out on stirling highway after going into a corner quickly in my old rex not long after that.......... no girl friend

[TJ]

Thats how I lost my BF. Took him for a skid in my old Statesman. Now I have no BF.

Lesson. Don't take your partner for burnouts!

Want to take me to dinner then ?

[ecent]

tj BEAT ME TO IT.

[lambchops]

yeah... my ex hates skids also.

LOL!

[AGIT8D]

One of my ex's got busted at school for carving up some gravel in my TT soarer when she drove it there haha. Certainly wouldn't call it a burnout though.

[Syncope]

Call me crazy but girls & skids are a slight turn off. Wouldnt warrant a break up but still.

[1JZVL]

Its obvious that JDM rims get you dick and Tempe chromies get you pussay

Indeed.

:(

Also the comments about Holden Utes and/or newer model Holdens, whether they be an 8 or a six-banger piece of shit, attracting easy b*tches is very true :/

It makes something in their brains go *click*

[thnk_again]

My mate went to whop ass wensday once with a for sale sign on his car... He only took it in the snake pit and 3 hours after the event he was getting random sms's saying great skid mate ect... he investigated more and got that typical fat girl in a bra looking up at the camera pic from a little thickie that was there that night.... He did not pursue it due to weight.
Red vr bunky ute.

[Yakky Bear]

im half tempted to change my facebook pic to a ve maloo ute or something and see if i get an increase in girl attention.

[kurbn]

no straight man in his right mind would give up a girl ripping a skid.but on a side note, ex girl friend told me to let her out on stirling highway after going into a corner quickly in my old rex not long after that.......... no girl friend

I hope you dropped second as you took off....

[evlgurl]

Ok, worded that wrong. He didn't leave me after the skid. But he still left me & it wasn't a single pegged either.
The amount of dates I've been on where I've picked the guy up & then paid for my own meal is a joke. (Also I don't want them to know where I live)

[Tocchi]

Ok, worded that wrong. He didn't leave me after the skid. But he still left me & it wasn't a single pegged either.
The amount of dates I've been on where I've picked the guy up & then paid for my own meal is a joke. (Also I don't want them to know where I live)

Do 299.7hp green S14s turn you on?

[evlgurl]

Do 299.7hp green S14s turn you on?

I could be a fat chick with no tits.
Does that turn u on?

[Tocchi]

Not me but green s14a owners are keen

[evlgurl]

Not me but green s14a owners are keen

Schweet, Im safe then. :P

[Douche Bag]

lol

[Denver]

It's probably also due to the fact you look like a fuckin manchild. :D

Kunt your shorter than me if i recall, and a whole lot nerdier!

Looking forward when all you fuckers hit 30 and earn the title man child, vengance will be mine!

[Silencio]

Do 299.7hp green S14s turn you on?

*nods*

[Brockas]

The amount of dates I've been on where I've picked the guy up & then paid for my own meal is a joke.

As you should! If a guy picked you up for a date would you offer to pay for his meal?


Only way a relationship works - pay for what is fair. The second someone starts paying for the other person, the second financial tension starts. Before you know it he's saying "yeh I know I owe you $30 but remember that meal I bought you?".

Not saying be a cheap pingpingpingping, fork out for a good bottle of wine n shit, but if a guy is taking someone out to dinner (which is a bit lame in the first place) he shouldn't pay for everything, otherwise the girl will think he's desperate.

In general, girls aren't attracted to nice guys, so be a pingpingpingping and fuck bad bitches.

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[DISTRBD]

I could be a fat chick with no tits.
Does that turn u on?

Fat girls always have big tits

[cplagz]

Fat girls always have big tits

Not if they have breast cancer.

[DISTRBD]

Not if they have breast cancer.

LOL

[j3rk]

Schweet, Im safe then. :P

Pics already, or if it's easier I can pass on Blaa's number? Win Win?

[evlgurl]

Pics already, or if it's easier I can pass on Blaa's number? Win Win?

Pfft, I want pics first!

[cplagz]

Kunt your shorter than me if i recall, and a whole lot nerdier!

Looking forward when all you fuckers hit 30 and earn the title man child, vengance will be mine!

You will be dead or in an old peoples home by the time I'm 30 you old fart.

[SimonR32]

I only work about 100m down the road from Searle... Might go have a gander and take some pics today!

Or we can meet at Subway for a candlelit lunch if you like?

[DISTRBD]

Pfft, I want pics first!

Trust me you DO NOT want pics from BLAAAA

[YOUR MATE]

Facestalk comes through again. I see you like cats?

[DISTRBD]

Facestalk comes through again. I see you like cats?

Perfect match for TJ

[Scradly]

I only work about 100m down the road from Searle... Might go have a gander and take some pics today!

Or we can meet at Subway for a candlelit lunch if you like?

You going to Borrow your mums Red Lancer again so you dont stand out so much when you take your photos.

Hey it worked last time you used it.

[Skitzo]

Link that shit Fagggot!

Fuck, i left my phone at home, so i cant have a gander anyway.

[YOUR MATE]

http://www.facebook.com/evlgurl

Sure didn't take Dick Tracy to figure that one out.

[RICEY]

^^^ I have nudes from our time together at Nissan if anyones keen?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Not saying be a cheap pingpingpingping, fork out for a good bottle of wine n shit, but if a guy is taking someone out to dinner (which is a bit lame in the first place) he shouldn't pay for everything, otherwise the girl will think he's desperate.



LOL

[evlgurl]

^^^ I have nudes from our time together at Nissan if anyones keen?

I still have your nudes as well Ricey. :)

[mitchy]

I still have your nudes as well Ricey. :)

...who doesn't?

[Skitzo]

Nudes of ricey ASAP!

[Marti]

I hope you dropped second as you took off....

it was wet so it did get a little squiggly

[RICEY]

I still have your nudes as well Ricey. :)


Lol everyones seen me nude!

[SimonR32]

I only work about 100m down the road from Searle... Might go have a gander and take some pics today!

Or we can meet at Subway for a candlelit lunch if you like?


I feel ripped off..... i never got a candlelit lunch at subway!

kek <3

[evlgurl]

Lol everyones seen me nude!

And I thought we had something special. :(

[Marti]

do you really want a candle lit dinner ?

[revs13]

Yes, but as long as its not with you

Simon, subway welshpool, 12 o'clock, ill bring the lube arrrgghh i mean candles......


:s

[Skitzo]

I can offer candle lit spa and champagne?

[cplagz]

I can offer candle lit spa and champagne?

and a flaccid member?

[Mad_Aussie]

do you really want a candle lit dinner ?

I have candle lit dinners all the time

Mostly because people in my suburb seem to like crashing into power poles.