THINGS TO DO IN PERTH

[big o]

Whats fun to do in perth on a sunday.

Not to expensive, not cheap either, and dosent take for ever to do.

oh and it will be with a lady friend.

any idea's will be great.

Owen.

[yeahlow34]

Plenty of great places to head for a few drinks/feed in the sun. Places like Breakwater, Botanica, Left Bank, Saint, Scotto?

Always enjoy heading out to a nice pub on a sunny Sunday arvo. Especially where theres good food.

[RELEASE]

Go down freo if its a nice day and go for a walk, have a coffee/icecream/lunch or whatever.

Same with Hillarys if its a nice day. go for walk, have a coffee/juice/icecream/meal

Botanica is great for a drink and some basic pub food/nibbles....lots of girls for a perve on so if lady friend no put out can always try some other girls ;)

[EYEH8HSV]

This guy ^^

[KyeBidz]

Meth

[dmwill]

I tried Raffles for lunch a few Sundays back with a lady friend (no pics).

Just the bar/hotel, not the restaurant. Prices are much on par with any other place. Got a Pizza and salad to share. Tapas type stuff. $35ish plus drinks.

[Kimbalina]

Supa Golf in the Swan Valley :)

[mehow2g]

Carton maggot.

[180SXTCY]

few long necks of emu export and take the vn for a lap

[carlos spicy wener]

Supa Golf in the Swan Valley :)

+1
you can show the lady how you like to handle your balls.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Meth

-Bed
-Roof mounted Mirror
-Few tripods with Cam's
-Upload
?????????
-Profit

[Mad_Aussie]

Drive to Northbridge in the right hand lane, and stab some pingpingpingpings

[Justooon]

Smash her box.

/bandwagon

Hit the zoo its a good journey with the ferry ride and shit.. then stroll her down to the foreshore for a few bevs... providing the weather is nice its really good.. Zoo entry is a tad heavy so if you cover her entry you look like a baller... then you can ball her.

[cactus]

Smash her box.

/bandwagon

Hit the zoo its a good journey with the ferry ride and shit.. then stroll her down to the foreshore for a few bevs... providing the weather is nice its really good.. Zoo entry is a tad heavy so if you cover her entry you look like a baller... then you can ball her.

I must say, this is a fucking quality post. Kudos to you!!

Mini-golf at the maze (just past Joondalup I think) is good fun. But boring and weird if this is someone you've not been with long.

Drive to cott and have a few drinks, or freo. Baskin Robins is bombed.

[Skitzo]

Drive her to the pines,
make her dig a 6 ft deep hole,
do what ever you want to her,
throw her body in the hole,
fill in hole.

[kurbn]

fucking oath^^ LOL give this man a medal

god i lol'd hard at that

[Stef]

wait, theres shit to do in perth on a sunday?

[dmwill]

wait, theres shit to do in perth on a sunday?

chuck a shit?

[Brockas]

I've heard good things about heroin.

[Sevan]

Feed the turtles in the lakes out the back of perry lakes. need a wooden skewer and half a loaf of bread. chicks love this shit. also funny as hell to wave a bit of bread near another turtles foot, watch the pingpingpingpings bite each other and break out in a ninja turtle brawl.

feeding ducks in kings park gets em wet too. bitches love a man the throws food at stuff. makes them think they might get fed too!

driving through lockridge throwing kfc out the window is still on the to do list, but give it a try and let me know how you go

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

feeding ducks in kings park gets em wet too. bitches love a man the throws food at stuff. makes them think they might get fed too!


This made me giggle!

[Brett_J]

x2

LOL

In the morning get a canoe n shit from the place at the old heli pad carpark and cruise up the river pissing off boat owners and asians fishing off the bridges by yanking their lines.
Be gay and make some sort of lunch up and hit up kings park and talk about feelings n shit, then make her a necklace out of some rare orchids or some shit.

Then hit up cott beach for a walk and feed at the local pubbery where you'll get her drunk then take her home to violate her to a nice film about marriage and more feelings.

[Torquen]

Rottnest for a day :)

[XF Falcon]

Things to do in Perth? fuck your cousin.. may as well everything else will be closed

[Halle Terry]

Do her math homework.
Do her taxes.

Go to Villa make Turkey noises and hassle the bar staff?

[streatracer]

"crack open a bottle of chloroform, insert tab A into slot B"

[Fryman]

recovery after a mass amount of cocaine and a night out at ambar.

[Baggus]

Take her for a nice walk on the beach, set up a picnic ask " Hey does this rag smell like chloroform??" when she's out cold touch the fuck out of her and then call it a day.

[kingmoron]

1)take her shopping for clothes at pumpkin patch.
2)buy her some candy/icecream.
3)????.
4)dont leave DNA evidence.

[mys1]

If you know how to sail go rent a surfcat in south perth then go for a bevvy,

If you dont know how to sail, go before hand and learn on your own so you dont look like an idiot and cause the boom to swing accross and nock her out cold in the middle of Perth waters.... or just go the first time and hope....

[MMM]

If you know how to sail go rent a surfcat in south perth then go for a bevvy,

If you dont know how to sail, go before hand and learn on your own so you dont look like an idiot and cause the boom to swing accross and nock her out cold in the middle of Perth waters.... or just go the first time and hope....

LOL

My old man took my mum years ago and she came home with a broken nose LOL!

Maby not a good idea if you cant sail.

csb

[Justooon]

Follow up? Get your end away or what?

[big o]

HAHA went to hillaries, it was tops.

awesome weather, even got in a round of mini golf, her idea.

oh yeah and lunch at breaky then cold rock.

[Skitzo]

question was not answered.

[Simon]

supagolf and mash brewery goes down well, advise you to book both tho.

un-related thing to do in perth;

buy car parts online/wait

[ben351]

1)take her shopping for clothes at pumpkin patch.
2)buy her some candy/icecream.
3)????.
4)dont leave DNA evidence.

HAHA !!!

thats awesome !!

[mitchy]

recovery after a mass amount of cocaine and a night out at ambar.

have you been hanging out with any AL members recently?

[Brockas]

HAHA went to hillaries, it was tops.

awesome weather, even got in a round of mini golf, her idea.

oh yeah and lunch at breaky then cold rock.

That's a "no I didn't get my end wet... but she likes mini golf".



ps.
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/miniature-golf.jpg

[Sammish]

Thread enjoyed, Op didnt get laid Bl, Feed ducks next time bitches love ducks.

[Brockas]

Was having a discussion with a female friend the other day... If you want to bone, spend coin on a decent theater setup at home then invite her around for "movies".

If a girl is coming over at 10pm "to watch a DVD" she knows she's leaving with a limp.

[mitchy]

dvd, pfft...

smash her box to some 1080P goodness.

[Skitzo]

Who was the female friend Paul?

[Brockas]

Christine.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Who was the female friend Paul?

Speaking of which... How was your Date?

Did you Close? What movie did you watch? Does ELH know?

XOXO

[Skitzo]

HAHAHA Fuck you guys!







Maybe i should invest in a home cinema.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Stop being a fucking NUN and spill the details!

[Skitzo]

Well, i was a lot more successfull than Big O. Trip to Kings Park after the movie seemed to go down well. Cheers Paul for the tip.

[ben351]

Shrek dvd ?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Well, i was a lot more successfull than Big O. Trip to Kings Park after the movie seemed to go down well. Cheers Paul for the tip.

LOL Paul advised you to goto Kings park after Movies? How old was she 14.5?

So the Drought is finished?

[mitchy]

who needs a theatre with poses like this?

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/IMG_01661.jpg

[Skitzo]

LOL Paul advised you to goto Kings park after Movies? How old was she 14.5?

So the Drought is finished?

Just turned 16. I got her to buy the tickets, so we could get student prices for both of us.

Nah, dryer than the sahara pingpingpingping

[Justooon]

Onya Big O... heres hoping you paved the way to a long lasting relationship...

Or at least a series of small random ones when you luck out up town.

Sounds like Skitzo copped a wristy in his car which she couldn't be bothered finishing..

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Just turned 16. I got her to buy the tickets, so we could get student prices for both of us.

Nah, dryer than the sahara pingpingpingping

I have a feeling you're not kidding... on both accounts!

There is Annie... I'm sure she would like to finish what you attempted to start :)

[KyeBidz]

http://www.digitalmediafx.com/News2001/Images/ShrekDVD.jpg

[Skitzo]

She's a good girl, doesn't go back to dudes houses on the first date, has morals, unlike the loose woman you socialise with. Having said that, i managed to get her naked in my bed for a few hours. Unfortunately she would not budge on the no sex rule though.

No, there is no pics.

[ben351]

no means keep trying

eventually they get so annoyed they cave ... dont be a faggot your whole life

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs147.ash2/40689_127499337296046_100001079416203_144622_28694 42_n.jpg

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

She's a good girl, doesn't go back to dudes houses on the first date, has morals, unlike the loose woman you socialise with. Having said that, i managed to get her naked in my bed for a few hours. Unfortunately she would not budge on the no sex rule though.

No, there is no pics.

So let me get this straight... She's a good girl that has morals, but you got her back to your house and got her naked, Sober? You didn't make babies nor get any pictures. And you're having a dig at me for supposed "loose" girls i hang out with? Sounds like you really are Gay!

Are you still pissed i turned you down in the shower?

[Skitzo]

It's true. I just love the cock.

[Torquen]

Thread has improved! :)

[R3N]

thread has improved when skitzo proclaims love for penii?

[Halle Terry]

Was having a discussion with a female friend the other day... If you want to bone, spend coin on a decent theater setup at home then invite her around for "movies".

If a girl is coming over at 10pm "to watch a DVD" she knows she's leaving with a limp.

The my place for movies never fails.

Ever.

[Brockas]

So let me get this straight... She's a good girl that has morals, but you got her back to your house and got her naked, Sober? You didn't make babies nor get any pictures.
100% scared of sex. I bet she was gagging for it and he turned her down due to his "morals".


The my place for movies never fails.

Ever.
Unless you're Asian.


kek.

[Ben Wha]

There is Annie... I'm sure she would like to finish what you attempted to start :)

kek! The beast that does not shower. Corbin, we need to work on our combined hack.

[Silencio]

http://www.digitalmediafx.com/News2001/Images/ShrekDVD.jpg

where is lilmzcrazy these days ???

[RICEY]

People were looking at me hell weird when I set up the home theatre in the pines...

[Joe]

who needs a theatre with poses like this?

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/IMG_01661.jpg

Brown underarm sweat patches? WTF.. no wonder you can't get a root, you probably smell like taco meat that a homeless man just crapped out, and stored in his armpit for later consumption.

[Torquen]

LOL @ Joe's taco comment!

[XF Falcon]

She's a good girl, doesn't go back to dudes houses on the first date, has morals, unlike the loose woman you socialise with. Having said that, i managed to get her naked in my bed for a few hours. Unfortunately she would not budge on the no sex rule though.

No, there is no pics.

Not having a dig or anything, but what exactly did you/her do in your bed while she was naked for a few hours?? You didn't have sex, but at least tell me you got a wristy or blowie or something?

Or did you knock her out with some chloroform and take off her clothes, spank over her naked body for a few hours, put her clothes back on, and just tell her she fell asleep in your bed once she woke up?

[shifted]

http://files.sharenator.com/sex_Cyanide_and_Happiness_3-s720x182-14527.jpg

[Fujiwara13]

un-related thing to do in perth;

buy car parts online/wait

QFT

[Fujiwara13]

Not having a dig or anything, but what exactly did you/her do in your bed while she was naked for a few hours?? You didn't have sex, but at least tell me you got a wristy or blowie or something?

Or did you knock her out with some chloroform and take off her clothes, spank over her naked body for a few hours, put her clothes back on, and just tell her she fell asleep in your bed once she woke up?


I am also curious.

I work on a reverse "No sex on first date" principal. If you can't get a nice girl with morals 'n' stuff to take her clothes off, you're obviously doing it wrong and should stop immediately, possibly to reconsider key strategy points.

EDIT: Also wanted to know I'm not having a go dude, genuinely curious!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

FUCKING LOL!!!!

Jared - <3

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

kek! The beast that does not shower. Corbin, we need to work on our combined hack.

Ben this is a text i got from BLAAA this morning!

"U n ben u fgts haven't even been using the vasectomy fb pic dump thing u failsss"

It seems he wants in aswell... He did fund me with a lot on Paul!

PS: Annie - Jabba the Hut or Paul - Jabba the hut?

[yeahlow34]

Had a girl ask me to come over to watch a movie Sunday night. Would have seen about 6 minutes of the movie.

So gents, it works in reverse also!

[Ben Wha]

We do need to start uploading some serious hacks. I was wreckless and uploaded Bongbank onto Jared's wall, where it should have gone on the vasectomy page.

P.S. Brockas and Annie. Same same. Either or.

[Ben Wha]

Also, Jared is no stranger to the sweaty armpit, it happens quite often. Definitely a sign that it scares the ladies.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs189.snc1/6329_111409440414_638170414_2394176_7528947_n.jpg

[Skitzo]

Lol @ pingpingpingpings needing details.

FFFFUUUUUU! @ sweat patch

[yeahlow34]

I hope this develops into a photoshop war.

Keen.

[Ben Wha]

Meh who needs details when you have this...

http://i56.tinypic.com/20uzu37.jpg

Let's ruin lives together. xoxoxo

[cougarr]

Feed the turtles in the lakes out the back of perry lakes. need a wooden skewer and half a loaf of bread. chicks love this shit. also funny as hell to wave a bit of bread near another turtles foot, watch the pingpingpingpings bite each other and break out in a ninja turtle brawl.

feeding ducks in kings park gets em wet too. bitches love a man the throws food at stuff. makes them think they might get fed too!

driving through lockridge throwing kfc out the window is still on the to do list, but give it a try and let me know how you go

thats fucking funny

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Let's ruin lives together. xoxoxo

Gary Hacks FTW

[Brockas]

Had a girl ask me to come over to watch a movie Sunday night. Would have seen about 6 minutes of the movie.

So gents, it works in reverse also!

Movies - international code for penis in vagina.

[R3N]

who's keen to come over for a movie tonight?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

who's keen to come over for a movie tonight?

Full Asian or Half?

[mitchy]

fuck off pingpingpingping, Kuek is mine.

[Ben Wha]

Full Asian or Half?

FULL! The slanty pingpingpingping can't even speak English.

[R3N]

hey! asshole.. you think you is what?!

[Halle Terry]

hey! asshole.. you think you is what?!

Haaaaaahahahahaha you ding!

[RICEY]

who's keen to come over for a movie tonight?

Keen.

[PAGZ]

People were looking at me hell weird when I set up the home theatre in the pines...

:lol: :lol: