Cops everywhere, what's going on?

[Ryan1080]

Anyone know what is going on in Canning Vale at the moment? Police choppers with lights on, a dozen cop cars parked empty on the side of the roads all over the place with lights flashing, engines running etc. Drove around and noticed a taxi in the middle of a road, empty, cops surrounding it, and taping off the whole area around it.

[kirbo]

Apple gravity. Damn hoons!

[Yakky Bear]

clearly taxi did a burnout, needed all those resources to catch him.

[TJ]

Anyone know what is going on in Canning Vale at the moment? Police choppers with lights on, a dozen cop cars parked empty on the side of the roads all over the place with lights flashing, engines running etc. Drove around and noticed a taxi in the middle of a road, empty, cops surrounding it, and taping off the whole area around it.


Do you think... you know.. something might have happened involving the taxi ?

crazy idea I know!

[Ryan1080]

Do you think... you know.. something might have happened involving the taxi ?

crazy idea I know!

Well durr! Was it just stolen? Or was a cabbie hurt? Etc?

Might be on the news tomorrow, can't sleep with the chopper above my head :(

[2jzlux]

Prison escapee?
Better lock your doors, they are coming to get you.

[Ryan1080]

Ah, the usual. I can sleep safely now, cheers! :D

[ossie_21]

So the choppers over Canning Vale now?? NOR skids now then, kgo

[KyeBidz]

Just drove through canning vale, no cops, no chopper.

Tin foil hat time.

[|nick|]

saw that taxi zoom past me fwy south around 10:45 with two under cover cop cars in pursuit. that taxi wasnt slowing down!

[Brockas]

My prediction:


Taxi driver is a meth addict named Alan with a severe KFC addiction and proceeded to head to Canning Vale for some late night colonel. Patron gets aggravated as Alan refuses to pause the meter, instead insisting that his pet lemur "Charles" (who is invisible to the patron) will cover any costs incurred by the extravagant KFC related detour.
At this stage, the patron (a recent Nigerian immigrant) attempts to barrel roll out of the taxi, and is subsequently run over by a tailgating ice-cream van driven by a recently divorced single father of 3.
It's a tragic scene. There is ice-cream and nigger blood everywhere. Kids mistakenly run towards the scene thinking it's the embodiment of their dreams of a 'rocky-road' ice cream with extra strawberry syrup and chewy chocolate chunks.
The sudden realization that they are in fact eating a poor taxi-patron named 'Jamal' will later result in years of counselling, paid for entirely by the meth-addict taxi-driver who at this stage is completely gorged on a 30 piece hot-n-spicy bucket, 7 servings of popcorn chicken, and several large chips. His potato and gravy has been thrown at KFC staff, causing a serious eye injury to the young 14yo asian boy working the deep fryer, which sours his idea of earning an honest living and he immediately quits, goes home, performs a DIY sex change, then stands on a street corner waiting for Tyson to come pay a premium.

At this stage, Alan is peckish for some desert. Completely unsatisfied with what is on offer at the fast food restaurant, he jumps into his cab still high on the last 8-ball he smoked and returns to the scene of the tragic accident, as he could have sworn he heard an ice-cream van siren.
He is immediately arrested, and complains bitterly about the lack of ice-cream available in the back of the squad car.

The scene is cleaned up by forensic investigators who help themselves to some sort of 'rocky road' ice-cream the kids were smashing back, while the police remove the vans and on-lookers.

The police tell Alan that he will spend the night in lockup, but Alan has other plans. He attempts to chew his hands off to escape the cuffs, but quickly realises this is futile, and resorts to only gnawing at his thumbs. Still completely off his face, Alan sees nothing but rainbows spewing from where his thumbs used to be. Nevertheless, he promptly removes the cuffs, which proved to be a lot harder than he first imagined without thumbs, and exits the police car.

As the arresting officer returns to his squad car, he realises Alan has been replaced by a pair of empty handcuffs, two thumbs, and a pool of blood.
A call is placed to be on the lookout for one meth addict named Alan, and possibly a bear.

At this point in time, the police helicopter is dispatched, and this is where you come in...






Bet you I'm right.

[Macca]

My prediction:


Taxi driver is a meth addict named Alan with a severe KFC addiction and proceeded to head to Canning Vale for some late night colonel. Patron gets aggravated as Alan refuses to pause the meter, instead insisting that his pet lemur "Charles" (who is invisible to the patron) will cover any costs incurred by the extravagant KFC related detour.
At this stage, the patron (a recent Nigerian immigrant) attempts to barrel roll out of the taxi, and is subsequently run over by a tailgating ice-cream van driven by a recently divorced single father of 3.
It's a tragic scene. There is ice-cream and nigger blood everywhere. Kids mistakenly run towards the scene thinking it's the embodiment of their dreams of a 'rocky-road' ice cream with extra strawberry syrup and chewy chocolate chunks.
The sudden realization that they are in fact eating a poor taxi-patron named 'Jamal' will later result in years of counselling, paid for entirely by the meth-addict taxi-driver who at this stage is completely gorged on a 30 piece hot-n-spicy bucket, 7 servings of popcorn chicken, and several large chips. His potato and gravy has been thrown at KFC staff, causing a serious eye injury to the young 14yo asian boy working the deep fryer, which sours his idea of earning an honest living and he immediately quits, goes home, performs a DIY sex change, then stands on a street corner waiting for Tyson to come pay a premium.

At this stage, Alan is peckish for some desert. Completely unsatisfied with what is on offer at the fast food restaurant, he jumps into his cab still high on the last 8-ball he smoked and returns to the scene of the tragic accident, as he could have sworn he heard an ice-cream van siren.
He is immediately arrested, and complains bitterly about the lack of ice-cream available in the back of the squad car.

The scene is cleaned up by forensic investigators who help themselves to some sort of 'rocky road' ice-cream the kids were smashing back, while the police remove the vans and on-lookers.

The police tell Alan that he will spend the night in lockup, but Alan has other plans. He attempts to chew his hands off to escape the cuffs, but quickly realises this is futile, and resorts to only gnawing at his thumbs. Still completely off his face, Alan sees nothing but rainbows spewing from where his thumbs used to be. Nevertheless, he promptly removes the cuffs, which proved to be a lot harder than he first imagined without thumbs, and exits the police car.

As the arresting officer returns to his squad car, he realises Alan has been replaced by a pair of empty handcuffs, two thumbs, and a pool of blood.
A call is placed to be on the lookout for one meth addict named Alan, and possibly a bear.

At this point in time, the police helicopter is dispatched, and this is where you come in...






Bet you I'm right.

fukking lol

You sir have far too much time on your hands

[Breno]

realisation*


:p

[Brockas]

realisation*

http://east.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/realization

[Dorigecko]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuctwubJ4O1qa8a9ao1_500.jpg

Those are Z's.



FYI English language is inconsistent in its spelling.

Realise is the British spelling (which we as a nation of the Commonwealth would operate under).

Realize is American.

Phoetus vs Fetus.
Oesophagus vs Esophagus
Memorise vs Memorise.

Inconsistency.



Oh.

Brockas, you're either on some shit, or you've got an illegitimate brother that you're covering for.

[scj91]

Those are Z's.



FYI English language is inconsistent in its spelling.


Memorise vs Memorise.




Wait..


What?

[Dorigecko]

Ah.

I guess it's just people who're inconsistent.

Gonna go ahead and blame the media for this.

[Brockas]

Or it could be that I simply don't care and when it gets auto-corrected to a 'z' I can't be fucked changing it?

[[Jacek]]

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/7787235/boy-stole-taxi-and-drove-across-perth/

[MISS 13B]

My prediction:


Taxi driver is a guy named Corbin with a severe KFC addiction and proceeded to head to Canning Vale for some late night colonel. Patron gets aggravated as Corbin refuses to pause the meter, instead insisting that his pet lemur "Charles" (who is invisible to the patron) will cover any costs incurred by the extravagant KFC related detour.

:p

[coFF33]

fucking lol Brockas...


so fucking sick of the spelling nazi's around the net at the moment, its like not funny anymore to correct peoples they'res and theres and shit

its the internet ffs, get off ya highhorses and stop correcting people like you think anyone gives a fuck.

sorry

[short-shift]

A fcukin Men

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

My prediction:


Bet you I'm right.

Thanks for sharing, pingpingpingping!

[duste]

;691528']http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/7787235/boy-stole-taxi-and-drove-across-perth/

I blame Grand Theft Auto and other similar video games for this!

[SimonR32]

My prediction:


Taxi driver is a meth addict named Alan with a severe KFC addiction and proceeded to head to Canning Vale for some late night colonel. Patron gets aggravated as Alan refuses to pause the meter, instead insisting that his pet lemur "Charles" (who is invisible to the patron) will cover any costs incurred by the extravagant KFC related detour.
At this stage, the patron (a recent Nigerian immigrant) attempts to barrel roll out of the taxi, and is subsequently run over by a tailgating ice-cream van driven by a recently divorced single father of 3.
It's a tragic scene. There is ice-cream and nigger blood everywhere. Kids mistakenly run towards the scene thinking it's the embodiment of their dreams of a 'rocky-road' ice cream with extra strawberry syrup and chewy chocolate chunks.
The sudden realization that they are in fact eating a poor taxi-patron named 'Jamal' will later result in years of counselling, paid for entirely by the meth-addict taxi-driver who at this stage is completely gorged on a 30 piece hot-n-spicy bucket, 7 servings of popcorn chicken, and several large chips. His potato and gravy has been thrown at KFC staff, causing a serious eye injury to the young 14yo asian boy working the deep fryer, which sours his idea of earning an honest living and he immediately quits, goes home, performs a DIY sex change, then stands on a street corner waiting for Tyson to come pay a premium.

At this stage, Alan is peckish for some desert. Completely unsatisfied with what is on offer at the fast food restaurant, he jumps into his cab still high on the last 8-ball he smoked and returns to the scene of the tragic accident, as he could have sworn he heard an ice-cream van siren.
He is immediately arrested, and complains bitterly about the lack of ice-cream available in the back of the squad car.

The scene is cleaned up by forensic investigators who help themselves to some sort of 'rocky road' ice-cream the kids were smashing back, while the police remove the vans and on-lookers.

The police tell Alan that he will spend the night in lockup, but Alan has other plans. He attempts to chew his hands off to escape the cuffs, but quickly realises this is futile, and resorts to only gnawing at his thumbs. Still completely off his face, Alan sees nothing but rainbows spewing from where his thumbs used to be. Nevertheless, he promptly removes the cuffs, which proved to be a lot harder than he first imagined without thumbs, and exits the police car.

As the arresting officer returns to his squad car, he realises Alan has been replaced by a pair of empty handcuffs, two thumbs, and a pool of blood.
A call is placed to be on the lookout for one meth addict named Alan, and possibly a bear.

At this point in time, the police helicopter is dispatched, and this is where you come in...






Bet you I'm right.

If you were TJ I would have believed you!

[supra_jza70]

Hahahahaha lol brockas
Apparently guy called taxi. Abused him for his money, driver jumped out and guy stole the taxi
Drove south. Chopper was already in air and He was fucked
Picked up from banksia grove

Weirdos out there lol

[Ryan1080]

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/boy-16-questioned-over-taxi-carjacking/story-e6frg13u-1225907236465

[Brockas]

If you were TJ I would have believed you!
TJ's story would have had some bitch blowing him in there at some point.

[Joe]

All in all a pretty average night

[KyeBidz]

Dark tint ftw