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Tocchi
16-08-2010, 12:22 PM
dont want a rooster. thus its free to a good home, hell even ok if it goes to a bad home, i dont care, just needs to gtfo of my backyard lol

its a bantum rooster.
white and black



http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4590/img01091.jpg

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ReaperSS
16-08-2010, 12:36 PM
pics? I might know someone interested but they have a cat. Would a cat take down a rooster?

SimonR32
16-08-2010, 12:38 PM
would a pussy take down a cock?

RK 86 WA
16-08-2010, 12:41 PM
Willing to part out?

Tocchi
16-08-2010, 12:46 PM
my cats are shit scared of the chickens. haha.

its the white/black one.. im pretty sure, has the larger frills and cones?

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/4590/img01091.jpg

ben351
16-08-2010, 12:48 PM
Bantem chickens

Skitzo
16-08-2010, 12:51 PM
how many eggs does it usually lay a week?

R3N
16-08-2010, 01:00 PM
This belongs in the KFC thread

Tocchi
16-08-2010, 01:40 PM
note: will not part out the chicken so people can make hats out of its "fur" (read: feathers. take note ryan :p)

stumps.
16-08-2010, 01:41 PM
Postage costs?

Tocchi
16-08-2010, 01:43 PM
stumps will have to get back to you on that.

a cock in a box could end up being pricey

RK 86 WA
16-08-2010, 01:47 PM
note: will not part out the chicken so people can make hats out of its "fur" (read: feathers. take note ryan :p)

looks like a chicken to me

mitchy
16-08-2010, 01:49 PM
you're selling your baby sized cock?

yumafia
16-08-2010, 02:03 PM
ill take this if anyone else has a cock for cock fights

yumafia
16-08-2010, 02:03 PM
maybe he'll make some money for me

RK 86 WA
16-08-2010, 02:18 PM
I think potter got a goat or some other farm animal from a swap meet.

Ill get a goat to fight your cock.

revs13
16-08-2010, 04:33 PM
naaaawww they're sooo cute!

its a Silkie Bantam btw :p

Tocchi
16-08-2010, 04:35 PM
lol no cock fighting ... cos i dont want shit traced back to be as a Cock dealer. lol

carla, you need a drift rooster.. fuck the drift cats, drift pigs etc.
duct tape the fucker onto your roof... then use it's wings to mount cameras.. one facing forward, the other to the rear of the car.

locote
16-08-2010, 05:11 PM
Tonight On Today Tonight

An UnderGround Car Club, Its Not Enough That They Terrorize Our Streets, But Now Involved in Illegal Cock Trade....

Aristoman
16-08-2010, 05:13 PM
Think the cat would win if you've a jungle cat !

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/9849/50624846.jpg

R3N
16-08-2010, 08:05 PM
I'll take your cock

mitchy
16-08-2010, 08:09 PM
I'll take your cock

:(

hoony
17-08-2010, 08:22 AM
Is this serious because my dad has a few chickens in his backyard I think he wouldn't mind a rooster lol.

I'll let him know and get back to you.

ReaperSS
17-08-2010, 08:32 AM
I was just told its illegal to have a rooster in the metro area :(:(

stumps.
17-08-2010, 10:55 AM
Does the rooster have large talons?

peter_piper
17-08-2010, 10:59 AM
I was just told its illegal to have a rooster in the metro area :(:(


They should tell that to the italians next door.

Tocchi
17-08-2010, 11:10 AM
Yes it's serious. Want it gone.


Get in quick before jimmah cooks it

SimonR32
17-08-2010, 11:35 AM
naaaawww they're sooo cute!

its a Silkie Bantam btw :p

Knows cocks!

RICEY
17-08-2010, 06:44 PM
Does it have good vision or is it cockeyed?

Breno
17-08-2010, 07:21 PM
naaaawww they're sooo cute!

its a Silkie Bantam btw :p


Knows cocks!

LOL

Sfidz
17-08-2010, 07:47 PM
so much cock in one thread!

kingmoron
17-08-2010, 08:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tHMvdBP2RQ

Skitzo
17-08-2010, 09:05 PM
IM interested to know what his cock will taste like.

shifted
17-08-2010, 09:10 PM
Dude, why not just drop it off at some chook farm or an animal shelter in a box?

Or at those petting zoos...

yumafia
23-08-2010, 07:46 PM
I know a guy who had few roosters and they use 2 fight non stop until council came to his house and made him get rid of them. Would be nice to see them goin at each other kinda like mexico lol

Fukushima
23-08-2010, 08:02 PM
was hoping for a 6 month old baby rooter

all i got was cock jokes

R3N
23-08-2010, 08:06 PM
is your cock still up for grabs?

RICEY
23-08-2010, 09:16 PM
Whats the legal age of consent for a young cock?

yeahlow34
24-08-2010, 08:27 AM
Can I put your dick in my mouth?

dnl777
24-08-2010, 08:41 AM
Can I put your dick in my mouth?

Lol, waitwhat...DTF?

Silencio
24-08-2010, 08:08 PM
what year is the cock ???

does it get serviced regularly ???

VT SS
30-08-2010, 05:21 PM
What was the outcome of your cock Matt?

I might know someone interested in your cock, but she isn't a nice lady.

Grug
30-08-2010, 06:02 PM
This thread is epic.

CHKURPULS
30-08-2010, 09:12 PM
Is this cock free of disease?? Dont want the neighbourhood pussys catchin' anything!!..

DCEVO
31-08-2010, 06:22 AM
Sounds like a cock and bull story

RK 86 WA
31-08-2010, 08:01 AM
thread title needs an update!

Its now a 6.5 month old rooster, aka TME Rooster

Joe
31-08-2010, 08:07 AM
He he I like all the cock innuendo. Let me try.

I would like to take your free "penis".

No? No good?

Halle Terry
31-08-2010, 09:12 AM
He he I like all the cock innuendo. Let me try.

I would like to take your free "penis".

No? No good?

LOL!

Tocchi
31-08-2010, 09:18 AM
wow. lollll !!!

extra info:
this TME Rooster is Free Range, it isnt caged/tied down.
Seems quite happy to mingle with its fellow chickens now.


Joe & Brett, would you like PXTs of said rooster?
if so, just standing there, or being held?

yeahlow34
31-08-2010, 09:47 AM
I'd like it being held, with silk/satin boxers.

If it could be well groomed, then that would be much appreciated also. I hear this makes them look larger anyhow?

Mad_Aussie
31-08-2010, 10:01 AM
How old is it and how much does it weigh (approx)?

Joe
31-08-2010, 11:41 AM
I would like pictures of your penis.


Uhh.. ahh, I'm not so good at this joke thing hey.

Skitzo
31-08-2010, 11:53 AM
If i had a copy of marbles bee sting pic, you would be copping it right now Joe.

Brockas
31-08-2010, 12:29 PM
Rough size of your cock?

mitchy
31-08-2010, 12:30 PM
Rough size of your cock?

standing up right, or laying down?

SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
31-08-2010, 12:35 PM
Is your cock, routinely groomed? If so, what is the rough length of Hair?

Can your Cock reproduce? Does it mind being handled?

ben351
31-08-2010, 12:38 PM
i usually was my cock in the shower ... then dry it with a hair dryer on low speed ... rub some lotion in the the flappy bits of skin inder the neck ... pat it on the head a few times ... and put it in my missus backyard

Brockas
31-08-2010, 12:41 PM
I would like pictures of your penis.


Uhh.. ahh, I'm not so good at this joke thing hey.


If i had a copy of marbles bee sting pic, you would be copping it right now Joe.

http://i33.tinypic.com/j6j2pi.jpg

MISS 13B
31-08-2010, 12:56 PM
HOW the fuck does that happen??

mitchy
31-08-2010, 01:02 PM
i usually was my cock in the shower ... then dry it with a hair dryer on low speed ... rub some lotion in the the flappy bits of skin inder the neck ... pat it on the head a few times ... and put it in my missus backyard

is there enough room in your missus' backyard for my cock too? it's only little.

CHKURPULS
31-08-2010, 04:05 PM
wow. lollll !!!

extra info:
this TME Rooster is Free Range, it isnt caged/tied down.
Seems quite happy to mingle with its fellow chickens now.


Joe & Brett, would you like PXTs of said rooster?
if so, just standing there, or being held?

So this cock likes to mingle with others??
Interest has just plummeted!!

Brockas
31-08-2010, 10:29 PM
HOW the fuck does that happen??

You work as a pest controller, and a bee wanders into your nether regions with the sole intention of suicide bombing your dick.


Apparently happens quite often...

Nelos e46
01-09-2010, 12:18 AM
Willing to part out?

LOL

dibs on the breast(wings)

Halle Terry
02-09-2010, 10:31 PM
You work as a pest controller, and a bee wanders into your nether regions with the sole intention of suicide bombing your dick.


Apparently happens quite often...

Wait,

is that actually a cock?

Because legitimately, every time I've seen it I've assumed it was a cocktail wiener, that looked a little like a cock.

Skitzo
03-09-2010, 08:09 AM
Actual penis mate.

Niva
15-09-2010, 04:47 PM
ohh gay

JBAE
15-09-2010, 06:31 PM
that penis pic puzzles everyone!

SimonR32
15-09-2010, 07:20 PM
I hate you Brockas... I only just saw that on this thread!

Die pingpingpingping

Brockas
17-09-2010, 02:00 AM
hahaha you love it, otherwise you wouldn't have sent it to everyone you know after it happened...

yeahlow34
17-09-2010, 12:40 PM
hahaha you love it, otherwise you wouldn't have sent it to everyone you know after it happened...

3:00am? Really?

Get a life.