KFC Appreciation Thread

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Howdy,

Some of you may know i am very found of the Colonels Flavorsome Goodness and i know some other members feel much the same about the Colonel!

So i guess this thread is for discussing new combo's on the Menu and whatnot. Maybe you had it for lunch today and just want to post up how Fucking awesome it was, i know i want to tell everyone! Maybe you want to et everyone know what your favorite Meal is? Whatever the case, consider this little thread your refuge from the haters!

It would be also nice to hear your selected bad experiences, so i can start forming a blacklist of KFC's around Perth!

Personally i haven't had any Bad experiences. But i know there must be some!

Oh and i have had an anonymous request that the gentleman below would love to be our Poster boy! He claims to be the Colonels N#1 Fan!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs131.ash2/39904_125988064113840_100001079416203_138205_10827 52_n.jpg

[yeahlow34]

Kek

[ben351]

Game on Ferris !!

http://i35.tinypic.com/5vzxhs.jpg

This is why you shouldnt eat that shit !!

http://www.smh.com.au/national/kfc-twister-salmonella-poisoned-girl-court-told-20090803-e6ls.html

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Game on Ferris !!

This is why you shouldnt eat that shit !!

http://www.smh.com.au/national/kfc-twister-salmonella-poisoned-girl-court-told-20090803-e6ls.html

Listen here Rick Ardon, You have one case in which a Girl, untrustworthy just on having a Vagina, got Salmonella. KFC has been around Since 1952... and only one case of alleged salmonella Poisoning, please... you're like the rest of the world that falls for this media shit, stop eating salad and get a clear head you fuck!

[mitchy]

All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I’m genetically predisposed to liking chicken!

[R3N]

KFC ain't got shit on Popeyes

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

KFC ain't got shit on Popeyes

KFC > ALL

'Nuff Said

[ben351]

All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I’m genetically predisposed to liking chicken!

LOL !!

Corbin eating KFC is like fucking prostitutes with no condom ... suuuuure its fun to do and take photos to show your mates but one day you'll come across one that hasnt scrubbed the "bench top" bofore "handling the food" and before you know it BAM.

Aids.

[ben351]

oh and ps ... Chooks > KFC

Believe that !

[stumps.]

Nigga = Corbs?

[MISS 13B]

All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I’m genetically predisposed to liking chicken!
KEK



Some of you may know i am very found of the Colonels Flavorsome Goodness
Nooo way! I had absolutely no idea you were such an avid fan of KFC
Your Facebook tagging will not convert me!!!!

[///M]

Nandos > ALL

'Nuff Said

Fixed ;)

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

LOL !!

Corbin eating KFC is like fucking prostitutes with no condom ... suuuuure its fun to do and take photos to show your mates but one day you'll come across one that hasnt scrubbed the "bench top" bofore "handling the food" and before you know it BAM.

Aids.

I fucking Love analogies! LOL

But in all seriousness, Im not BLAAA and im not reckless/careless! I always, ALWAYS, make sure there are wet wipes, whether im dining-in or using the Drive-thru! Don;t get me wrong, im not denying what you're saying, but thats the chance you take when eating in the presence of greatness...

"You start saying no to life, and therefor you're not living"

[R3N]

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/archives/2010/02/kfc_vs_popeyes.php

[Logie]

Fixed ;)

Truth.

[mitchy]

who the fuck is corbs?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Truth.

I hope you choke on your BF's dick tonight, Brett!


who the fuck is corbs?

Fuck i hate that pingpingpingping!

[R3N]

Fuck i hate that pingpingpingping!

Is that why you have that wanker's flickr link in your sig? so we can look at his shitty photos and laugh? Nigga prease!

<3

[MISS 13B]

Chicken Katsu (Asian KFC) > all

[yeahlow34]

I eat KFC, just so I can shit liquied for two days.

Fucking love that shit.

KFC fo lyfe.

[mitchy]

Chicken Katsu (Asian KFC) > all

yes! i'm going to cook chicken katsu again tonight

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Is that why you have that wanker's flickr link in your sig? so we can look at his shitty photos and laugh? Nigga prease!

<3

Your Sig sums you up well!

</3


Chicken Katsu (Asian KFC) > all

Alicia, we have been through this many a time! I'm even Willing to Bet that, Mitchy's Wife would agree his katsu Chicken has nothing KFC hot & Spicey!

[mitchy]

nigga please!

my katsu is the bomb diggedy

[R3N]

yes! i'm going to cook chicken katsu again tonight

That's right... You better get back in the kitchen, 'less you wanna feel the back of my hand again, ho

[mitchy]

at least i can feel your hand, unlike your kock.

[cplagz]

ultimate burger meal, wicked wings/zinger/solo demolished in 7 minutes precisely..... time for a coffee and epic shit session this afternoon. Yewwww

[JBAE]

CHOOKS > KFC mmm bacon chicken burgers FTW whole bag of them!!!

[R3N]

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[RK 86 WA]

That's right... You better get back in the kitchen, 'less you wanna feel the back of my hand again, ho




at least i can feel your hand, unlike your kock.

:lol:

[R3N]

at least i can feel your hand, unlike your kock.

The k is silent!

[mitchy]

my name is bob, B-K-O-B.

[ben351]

CHOOKS > KFC mmm bacon chicken burgers FTW whole bag of them!!!

Smartest thing you have ever said.

[shifted]

Nandos > KFC > all.

Works Zinger Combo Veteran right here.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

CHOOKS > KFC mmm bacon chicken burgers FTW whole bag of them!!!

DUDE, you'll eat anything....

Few weekends ago for example...

ME: BLAAA what do you want?
BLAAA: Get me 6 McChicken Burgers...
Taxi Driver: is breakfast menu only!
ME: Order something else!
BLAAA: Get me 6 bacon & egg Mcmuffins!
ME: Are you serious, we ate pies 2 hrs ago!!!
BLAAA: FOOOOOOOOOOOD

There will be nice present waiting for you, when you get back home :)

[MISS 13B]

LOL he made a taxi go through the drive-thru? Classic!

Oh and as far as take away goes.... O'Porto > Nando's > all

[AGIT8D]

Thanks for the sig!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

LOL he made a taxi go through the drive-thru? Classic!

I thought this was the norm? Minus so many burgers...

[mitchy]

yeah 5am taxi through macca's near home is normal.

[INSINR8R]

DUDE, you'll eat anything....

Few weekends ago for example...

ME: BLAAA what do you want?
BLAAA: Get me 6 McChicken Burgers...
Taxi Driver: is breakfast menu only!
ME: Order something else!
BLAAA: Get me 6 bacon & egg Mcmuffins!
ME: Are you serious, we ate pies 2 hrs ago!!!
BLAAA: FOOOOOOOOOOOD

There will be nice present waiting for you, when you get back home :)

Did he beat his chest and throw shit at you when he said that?

Oh and Chicken Katsu > All

[Skitzo]

I had KFC last sunday, and was not impressed. Best bit was the mash potatoe, and leaving the store.

[MISS 13B]

I thought this was the norm? Minus so many burgers...
I've never done that. I feel so ripped off!!

I have to admit though, I did once enjoy one item from KFC...Mashies!!! They were awesome.

[ben351]

yeah 5am taxi through macca's near home is normal.

completely standard operating procedure.

or a quick stop off at a servo to buy a pie.

[AGIT8D]

Did he beat his chest and throw shit at you when he said that?

Oh and Chicken Katsu > All

Spicy Tori Kara > Chicken Katsu :)

[ben351]

I've never done that. I feel so ripped off!!

if you want we can have a few drinks tonight and get really smashed and make some mistake... i mean go to maccas drive thru

[mitchy]

completely standard operating procedure.

or a quick stop off at a servo to buy a pie.

yep!
if you're in a taxi it's maccas drive thru, on foot is a 17hr old servo pie.

[yeahlow34]

24hr KFC at Crown Casino Melbourne. pingpingpingpingyeah.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

I had KFC last sunday, and was not impressed. Best bit was the mash potatoe, and leaving the store.

KEK - Gotta make those young pingpingpingpings work for there monies!!!


I've never done that. I feel so ripped off!!

I have to admit though, I did once enjoy one item from KFC...Mashies!!! They were awesome.

Jeez, you've must have been sheltered all your life, esspecially with so many open 24/7 now!


if you want we can have a few drinks tonight and get really smashed and make some mistake... i mean go to maccas drive thru

Such a smooth talker! It amazes me that you still actually pick up guys!

[Skitzo]

24 hr KFC every where in melbourne. 24hr everything pretty much over there.

[V70R]

In Bulgaria I made the grave mistake of ordering a Tower burger.
It came out Danny DeVito burger - all squashed n shit and was horrible.

[MISS 13B]

Jeez, you've must have been sheltered all your life, esspecially with so many open 24/7 now!
No, I mean I've never taken a taxi through the drive-thru.
I've always walked (stumbled) to Maccas after a long night in fucking ridiculous shoes. All those years of almost broken ankles!!

[stumps.]

Im going to bali next week 2$ zinger burgers and KFC delivery. Handy

[JME]

I thought this was an Obese Appreciation thread.

[Ben Wha]

KFC > Everything!!

Zinger Bacon and Cheese burger is the mother fucking shiznit!! Corbin, let's ditch all these haters and buy a KFC store.

P.S. Freshest and best KFC is either Subiaco or North Perth (over the road from the Hyde park hotel).

[Skitzo]

Ben, i say this as a friend, but you should really cut down on the fast food. You used to be cuddly, but now your a bit more than that. Think of your fiance.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

KFC > Everything!!

Zinger Bacon and Cheese burger is the mother fucking shiznit!! Corbin, let's ditch all these haters and buy a KFC store.

P.S. Freshest and best KFC is either Subiaco or North Perth (over the road from the Hyde park hotel).

DUDE, me and Dougie love have been planing this for years... We even came up with other idea's we could throw into the mix to get the name more marketable.

- Hot & Spicy Flavored Doritos/dip!
- KFC flavored mints!
- Delivery Service, like other countries do!

FUCK IT!!! KFC flavored EVERYTHING!!!!

You can actually franchise this shit!
http://www.kfc.com.au/about-us/franchise-why-yum.asp

If i had the coin, i would invest... Take over the world running this shit!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Ben, i say this as a friend, but you should really cut down on the fast food. You used to be cuddly, but now your a bit more than that. Think of your fiance.

"Can i Kiss you?"
"No, I have a BF!!!"

Leave Ben alone, he's on a healthy Diet, i have Pics to prove it!

[Ben Wha]

Ben, i say this as a friend, but you should really cut down on the fast food. You used to be cuddly, but now your a bit more than that. Think of your fiance.

Kahlia loves my blubber. She pulls it over her like a sheet at night, keeps her warm on these terribly cold nights.

P.S. My chubbiness has got fuck all on Brockas'.

[Skitzo]

"Can i Kiss you?"
"No, I have a BF!!!"


I should of come to you, and asked for your help in changing her mind, seens thats your speciality.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

I should of come to you, and asked for your help in changing her mind, seens thats your speciality.

Behave!

[AGIT8D]

This thread has ruined me for lunch today..

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

hasn't for me, i just got back to the office with KFC :)

[ben351]

off to get my Salad Roll :)

have fun with your zinger burger with aids meal

[mitchy]

behold!!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/dbdaa5e2.jpg

[ben351]

FUCKING BANG .... THERE IT IS !

[Mad_Aussie]

behold!!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/dbdaa5e2.jpg

Where's the Grill'd shops in Perth?

Also, I do love the way all the other fast food joints are trying to promote being healthy, whereas KFC is like "here you go, twelve kilos of trans fat in a bucket, $2!!!"
Much more genuine.

[ben351]

ps there is at least 1 or 2 little blondies there aswell that are worthy .... *nod*

[Torquen]

Just finisheda All Starts Box :D Nothing like some dirty bird to fix a hangover!

[Chris138]

Had one of those supercharged box's last weekend. So satisfied, I didn't eat for the rest of the day and got indigenously drunk that night. Stoked!

As far as blacklisting goes, when I was a youngin, the family decided to go to KFC Cannington for dinner when they had those awesome All You Can Eat buffet's. I spent the rest of that night at home, excreting unknown fluids and partial solids out of my dump pipe and this continued through to the next day. To say the least...I was scarred...Scarred for life. I told myself to never go to KFC again.


...But the pure temptation and undescribable taste & satisfaction brought me back within no time.

And to this day...
KFC > All.

[ben351]

Where's the Grill'd shops in Perth?

Also, I do love the way all the other fast food joints are trying to promote being healthy, whereas KFC is like "here you go, twelve kilos of trans fat in a bucket, $2!!!"
Much more genuine.

Subiaco and Beaufort st Mt Lawley ( next to the Gelare )

[stumps.]

All you could KFC in Cannington and Thornlie was the bomb.

[Chris138]

All you could KFC in Cannington and Thornlie was the bomb.

+1

I say, petition to bring it back.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

LOL @ Lunch time hacks on FB!!!

[mitchy]

Just finisheda All Starts Box :D Nothing like some dirty bird to fix a hangover!

isnt the all stars box nothing but a distant memory of corbins now?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

isnt the all stars box nothing but a distant memory of corbins now?

Negative, Its back on the MENU NIIIIIIHHHGGA!

[ben351]

LOL @ Lunch time hacks on FB!!!

LOL ... tomorrow is my Chicken Shnitzel Burger day ... i have to think of something new to put on my screen for the photo tho

[mitchy]

DVDA ben

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

LOL ... tomorrow is my Chicken Shnitzel Burger day ... i have to think of something new to put on my screen for the photo tho

HAHAHAHAHA i look forward to it :)

[ben351]

DVDA ??

i dont get it ?

[mys1]

Zinger Burger for lunch today.... Not alot of zing.... Dissapointing :(

[Breno]

hahahaha... DVDA.

google that shit.

i was fighting it... but, fuck it... KFC for dinner.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Zinger Burger for lunch today.... Not alot of zing.... Dissapointing :(

Location of store for blacklisting?


hahahaha... DVDA.

google that shit.

i was fighting it... but, fuck it... KFC for dinner.

Nice work!

[mitchy]

you disappoint me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dvda

[RELEASE]

KFC > Everything!!

Zinger Bacon and Cheese burger is the mother fucking shiznit!! Corbin, let's ditch all these haters and buy a KFC store.

P.S. Freshest and best KFC is either Subiaco or North Perth (over the road from the Hyde park hotel).i will disagree here...subiaco is pretty avereage alot of the time.

worked in subi for last 4 years and the last 6-9months shit was average.
definately subiaco as a blacklist for me

[jaybee]

behold!!

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/dbdaa5e2.jpg

did that end up being good? im keen to try this now

[jaybee]

ps. make me katsu chicken pingpingpingping

[yeahlow34]

Gonna go smash some popcorn chicken. Can eat that shit for hours!

We could....go together.....if you want Corbz. I fuck on the first date. Mitchy's too preoccupied these days...

[Skitzo]

LOL at your sig

pingpingpingping!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

We could....go together.....if you want Corbz. I fuck on the first date. Mitchy's too preoccupied these days...

LETS ELOPE!!!!!!!!

[yeahlow34]

LETS ELOPE!!!!!!!!

I'll put my creamy potato and gravy in your delicious dinner bun.

[mitchy]

did that end up being good? im keen to try this now


ps. make me katsu chicken pingpingpingping

it was orgasmic.

i've cooked like 5kg of the shit already, so good.


Gonna go smash some popcorn chicken. Can eat that shit for hours!

We could....go together.....if you want Corbz. I fuck on the first date. Mitchy's too preoccupied these days...

i told you i was keen for a threesome.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

I'll put my creamy potato and gravy in your delicious dinner bun.

I love dirty KFC fuck talk...

MEEE SOOO HOOWRNY!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

i told you i was keen for a threesome.

Stay out of this, i don;t fuck around with married Men!

[mitchy]

Stay out of this, i don;t fuck around with married Men!

bullshit!

i held out for a solid month waiting for you to call me.

[yeahlow34]

i told you i was keen for a threesome.

Unless Tegan is willing to lick ass, you can shelve youre threesome.

[mitchy]

what the fuck has tegan got to do with this?

i'm talking you, me and corbz.

[ben351]

keen for a rusty trombone

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

what the fuck has tegan got to do with this?

i'm talking you, me and corbz.

*Corbz, You and I!

[yeahlow34]

keen for a rusty trombone

<3

[mitchy]

*Corbz, You and I!

fuck that corbz pingpingpingping!

[Skitzo]

Could of sworn this thread was a tribute to KFC, and not man love.




I LOVE the new thread topic!

[MISS 13B]

Yes there's a lot of homo-eroticism going on here. Must be a KFC fan thing :p

[yeahlow34]

Yes there's a lot of homo-eroticism going on here. Must be a KFC fan thing :p

Wanna make it hetero-erotic?

You can film.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Wanna make it hetero-erotic?

You can film.

Fuck that... I got enough tripods to cover every angle!

[mitchy]

i'll bring my 100-400mm so we can see brett's cock.

[MISS 13B]

Wanna make it hetero-erotic?

You can film.
I'll pimp you pingpingpingpings out and take 90% of all kesh to pay for my FD, that's about it.

[yeahlow34]

i'll bring my 100-400mm so we can see brett's cock.

I'm all balls baby.

[gazza750]

oh and ps ... Chooks > KFC

Believe that !
QFT

[mitchy]

they must be the same colour as your datsun to be that big.

[yeahlow34]

they must be the same colour as your datsun to be that big.

Nah, they aint grey. Haven't been sitting in a shed for 6mths gathering dust :(

pingpingpingping

[ben351]

lol ... unlike you car you clean your cock daily in the shower ...

" its mine and ill wash it as fast as i want "

[ben351]

but seriously ... Miss 13B ... wanna start a family ?

we can use your surname because you have an agressive nature

[confuzion]

I love kfc.. Ultimate burger meal is epic win.. and also like the sueprcharged zinger... aint got shit on nandos but pretty tasteh!

[MISS 13B]

Sorry Ben, it's the pimp offer or nothing.
Mama needs her LS7 FD!!

[R3N]

Fuck... you guys are gay

[Brockas]

P.S. My chubbiness has got fuck all on Brockas'.
Fuck you! It's called a winter coat.

Soul patch envy for sure.

[RELEASE]

Sorry Ben, it's the pimp offer or nothing.
Mama needs her LS7 FD!!LS7!!!!! papa in love!

[ben351]

Sorry Ben, it's the pimp offer or nothing.
Mama needs her LS7 FD!!

pfft, fucking lesbian.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

pfft, fucking lesbian.

LOL any girl that does not want, MUST be a lesbian!

[ben351]

i cant think of any other reason.

[Deke]

supercharge sauce in fucken everything , twister , burger and seperate, to dip your pop corn chicken into i can live off that shit

[AGIT8D]

LOL any girl that does not want, MUST be a lesbian!

Thanks for breaking that joke down for me brah, would've missed it otherwise ;)

[mitchy]

supercharge sauce is weak... thats what the regular zinger should be like.

[jaybee]

supercharge sauce is weak... thats what the regular zinger should be like.


This.

[LightSpeed]

behollddd....!!!

Introducing the DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH!!

http://www.everybodysucksbutus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kfc-double-down-sandwich.jpg

[AGIT8D]

do want!!!!!! keen to make parmys with those fillets

[INSINR8R]

Where the fuck are our KFC wedges?

What the fuck is this shit?

FUCK!

[wormbo2]

can you buy that in aus?
i'll smash 3 of those EASY!

[LightSpeed]

can you buy that in aus?
i'll smash 3 of those EASY!

nah , its only on the american's menus..

BUT im sure you can customize your order at your local KFC, BRING IT!!!!

[space]

behollddd....!!!

Introducing the DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH!!

http://www.everybodysucksbutus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kfc-double-down-sandwich.jpg

Oh my lord, are you f*!@'n serious!?

[AGIT8D]

nah , its only on the american's menus..

BUT im sure you can customize your order at your local KFC, BRING IT!!!!

Jamie Oliver approves

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

HUEY APPROVES

Fixed. :)

[confuzion]

lol fuck that is epic.. only in america haha

[wormbo2]

Yep, customised order it is, i reckon it's worth the $22.00 odd it would probably cost to make it!

Wedges would make it COMPLETE!

[KyeBidz]

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS!?!?!

KFC FO LYFE, but you need to build up a tolerance to it. The first 5-6 times you smash down a big feed of the colonels best grease, you WILL shit mud.

Eventually your body adapts.... even craves the colonels goodness.

Until you get to the stage where you need KFC after a big night out to stop yourself losing kilos out both ends.



I'll pimp you pingpingpingpings out and take 90% of all kesh to pay for my FD, that's about it.

You know its tradition for the pimp to rape the whores right???

Just saying.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS!?!?!

KFC FO LYFE, but you need to build up a tolerance to it. The first 5-6 times you smash down a big feed of the colonels best grease, you WILL shit mud.

Eventually your body adapts.... even craves the colonels goodness.

Until you get to the stage where you need KFC after a big night out to stop yourself losing kilos out both ends.

.

KFC SUNDAYS FOR THE MUTHA FUCKING WIN, SON!!!!!!1!!!1!!

[VRX]

Had to post these lol

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[Fryman]

oh the colonel has fans.

massive massive fan here, a little trivia for you, hot n spicy only exists in australia, rest of the world they get only original. In america they have original and extra crispy which is awesome but not quite hot n spicy material

As mentioned you can order a zinger with 2 or 3 fillets, and if you like the fillets if you sweet talk the bitches behind the counter you can order the fillets by themselves as the same price as a breast piece..

Breast zinger fillet, no bones, massive nom nom nom.....

I miss kfc hot n spicy :*(

[Wozzernux]

i will disagree here...subiaco is pretty avereage alot of the time.

worked in subi for last 4 years and the last 6-9months shit was average.
definately subiaco as a blacklist for me
Subi KFC stopped doing the supercharged zinger as of two weeks ago with no explanation, fucking shithouse. Bunch of gimp pingpingpingpings :(

[INSINR8R]

Oh Lukian, I'll send you some. It'll be shit, but there is no better thing for homesickness :)

[Brockas]

massive massive fan here, a little trivia for you, hot n spicy only exists in australia, rest of the world they get only original.
So for the first time in history, Australia exclusively gets something which is decent?

Fuck yeh.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Too add to that, i believe we are the only ones that get Chips, everywhere else gets fries. Also i know other countries do the Wicked Wings, its not the same, but shits still delicious!

[gav_wah]

IMO zinger is piss weak for heat wise no zing there

twister with cheese and bacon, chicken nuggets on the side nom nom nom.

on another note... @ HJ's get a aussie burger add chicken patty and when they have pineapple get that thrown in for good measure, great hangover meal.

[KyeBidz]

Pretty sure we are the only ones which get the awesome buns too.

Everywhere else seems to get a weird cross of bread and a scone called a biscuit.

[mitchy]

i <3 living within stumbling distance from KFC.
rock up sunday morning, full degenerate spec and order a house load of KFC.

[ben351]

ill get my lunch bars version of KFC today ... Chicken Shnitzel Burger with lettuce n mayo and a large chips ... stock up for tonights onslaught of alcohol

[yeahlow34]

ill get my lunch bars version of KFC today ...

Wash your fucking mouth out pingpingpingping.

There is NO, I repeat NO fucking substitute for the colonel!

[mitchy]

There is NO, I repeat NO fucking substitute for the colon

keen.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Wash your fucking mouth out pingpingpingping.

There is NO, I repeat NO fucking substitute for the colonel!

I Want your babies!

[yeahlow34]

Fucking love a good poo chute.

[mitchy]

please have KFC before we have sex next, i want the colonels grease as lube.

[ben351]

fuck you and fuck your KFC ... pingpingpingping

it tastes like shit ... chips are hit and miss these days ... and the "potato" and gravy is a powder mixture !!!

Chooks > KFC .... anyday of the fucking week

[Skitzo]

never had chooks. Keen2try!

[ben351]

DO IT

Chips are the BEST EVER

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

never had cock. Keen2try!

Wait... What? LIES!!!!

[Yakky Bear]

DO IT

Chips are the BEST EVER

+bazillion! Fuck your kfc chips!

[yeahlow34]

fuck you and fuck your KFC ... pingpingpingping

it tastes like shit ... chips are hit and miss these days ... and the "potato" and gravy is a powder mixture !!!

Chooks > KFC .... anyday of the fucking week

Bring the fucking rain.

This shit is ON son.

Stab you with a fucking trident.

[Yakky Bear]

chooks = life complete

[yeahlow34]

chooks = life complete

Can't you only eat bread?

[Yakky Bear]

and chips :)

[yeahlow34]

and chips :)

I will take you to KFC and force a hot n spicy wing down your throat.

You will fucking lose your shit.

Chooks can lick my left nut. Cheap immitation.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

WITH A MUTHA FUCKIN" TRIDENT!!!

[Yakky Bear]

I will take you to KFC and force a hot n spicy wing down your throat.

You will fucking lose your shit.

Chooks can lick my left nut. Cheap immitation.

KEEN as long as you dont mind it all over the table covered in bile :D

[Yakky Bear]

WITH A MUTHA FUCKIN" TRIDENT!!!

well my dad will beat your dad in a fight.

[Stef]

KFC = OM NOM NOM NOM.

oporto is also nice. but you wa fucks dont get that so suck!

[Skitzo]

Can't you only eat bread?

I beleive it was onyl chips, and

FUCKING LOL @ bringing it up!

[cplagz]

fuck you and fuck your KFC ... pingpingpingping

it tastes like shit ... chips are hit and miss these days ... and the "potato" and gravy is a powder mixture !!!

Chooks > KFC .... anyday of the fucking week

Potato = DEB mashed potato and the gravy is the drip tray scrapings (I shit you not)

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Potato = DEB mashed potato and the gravy is the drip tray scrapings (I shit you not)

Can vouch... Sister worked there for a while, some of the practices used in the kitchen are gross. But still doesn't stop me from enjoying the dining experience!

[yeahlow34]

Potato = DEB mashed potato and the gravy is the drip tray scrapings (I shit you not)

Have you ever heard of bread and dripping....poor people used to eat it.

Basically remnant oil and shit from BBQ/pan on bread. Shit is dope.

[MISS 13B]

oporto is also nice. but you wa fucks dont get that so suck!
I go to Sydney once every year. First stop is always O'Porto!



never had chooks. Keen2try!
Nigga whaaaaaaa? You gotta try it, hands down the best BBQ chicken & chips!

[YOUR MATE]

Chooks ftl. Yeah, I said it. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Order a roll thinking yeah that shit looks good. It's the size of a 50c coin. WTF? You dont fuck with people like that!

[Mad_Aussie]

Have you ever heard of bread and dripping....poor people used to eat it.

Basically remnant oil and shit from BBQ/pan on bread. Shit is dope.

Not just poor people, most oldies love it as it was the best treat they could have during the war with rations and shit.

Whenever you make a roast you use the dripping in the gravy, its not gross at all.


Had KFC for lunch, 2x supercharged burgers and a solo. Would be nice to win one of the v8's... Good burger and a free car would be so win

[Slip_]

Have you ever heard of bread and dripping....poor people used to eat it.

Basically remnant oil and shit from BBQ/pan on bread. Shit is dope.

+1

Good4Unsh!t

[schnoods]

related vid...

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[VRX]

Chicken treat west coast fried > Chooks fried chicken.

[R3N]

I actually haven't tried Chooks yet... keen to try!

[jaybee]

chicken treat is quite possibly the worst fast food chicken place around.

[space]

Could of sworn this thread was a tribute to KFC, and not man love.


We are, on Antilag after all...

[Fryman]

chooks chips are the best nearly every one is the "perfect" chip, y ou know the ones, the ones that melt in your mouth.

Chicken is also good and cheap... perhaps it is a ripoff of kfc original but its definately an alternative.

And yes, for once aussies get the win on best something (hot n spicy)

Dont even get me started on nando's everywhere else in the world but australia...

[Passage GT]

i fucking love nandos!
i'm going to live on nothing but nando's everytime i'm in perth from now on, cause we don't have it here
have to make do with buying their extra hot from the shops:(

[gav_wah]

related vid...

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top vid jase.

[INSINR8R]

Had Chooks for lunch. Was ok, I've had better but.

[shifted]

Chooks doesn't cut it compared to Nandos or KFC. Chips may be ok, but chicken isn't that special - unless it is determined by area. Stirling sucks then.

[mr_rotary]

chicken treat is quite possibly the worst fast food chicken place around.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f21/mr_rotary/MX5%20Forum/IMG_4049.jpg

[urban]

I just had an all star box now I feel like a pile of garbage. Nandos is probably the best chicken place.

[gav_wah]

had chooks for dinner, fucken place should be called spatchcock cause thats how big the 1/4 chook and chips was.

failed hard.

[colt75]

Yeah I found chooks to be quite shit.

Nandos is definetly the best!
Supremo chicken burger meal extra hot ftw!

[Passage GT]

Yeah I found chooks to be quite shit.

Nandos is definetly the best!
Supremo chicken burger meal extra hot ftw!

for a snack maybe
large double breast burger combo extra hot with egg bacon and cheese
and smothering the chips in nando's extra hot
that there is heaven!

[redzedx]

chooks is absolutely the worst meat product i've had. burgers are just rubber... chicken twistie things there are just deep fried turds.

mind you, the rest dont go much better, red rooster or nandos for me. look at the size of the chicken pieces at KFC, those chickens must be marginally larger than a canary when they're chopped

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Was at KFC tonight with a few AL Gents!

We get upto leave and El Presidentea says "Wait, i gotta make another order for lunch tomorrow"

Skitzo ate j3rk's remains of his piss weak effort of a ultimate burger meal!

The KFC love was strong!!! :D

[Onijin]

24 hr KFC every where in melbourne. 24hr everything pretty much over there.

Not in my area (eastern suburbs). That said, there's a 24 hour HJ's a few suburbs away.

God, now I want KFC!

[Justooon]

2 Piece Original Fillet Box (large) + 2 Original Pieces and a fillet burger on its own.

19.95 and fucking tasty.

Do it now.

[Nelos e46]

charcoal chicken in Dianella Plaza ftw.

[INSINR8R]

charcoal chicken in Dianella Plaza ftw.

Yeah agreed

[mehow2g]

Chooks is by far the worst.

Nandos is good pretty lean if you get say a chicken steak.

[Skitzo]

Nandos chicken steak with salad. Soooooo gooood, but fuck me it's overpriced hard.

[coFF33]

Supercharged zinga with extra supercharged sauce > all burgers , even nandos rubber.

Large chips with extra msg salt too

KFC
love

[ben351]

Salad.

[Mad_Aussie]

Watch Food Inc.

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omnomnom makes you want a mcChicken

[Tocchi]

ok pingpingpingpings its on !!!!


http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=115493578504481

[beatle]

Best fried chicken is Ballistic next to subway on horrie miller drive.
it is joyous

[MISS 13B]

ok pingpingpingpings its on !!!!


http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=115493578504481
Even though I may die from Salmonella, I'm willing to try this shit.

[gav_wah]

Keen to smash some greasy heart attack goodness in leb bread

in like flynn

[Breno]

charcoal chicken in Dianella Plaza ftw.

really? i live right near there, and it smells like ass... i just assumed they were cooking the chooks (or roosters) with the feathers still on.

... but if i'm not gonna die......

[jaybee]

+1 charcoal chicken, good shit. salads are bombed too.

i still find i want kfc everytime i read this thread though.

[dnl777]

I'm gunna get me a dardy 3 pce at lunch der.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

I'm gunna get me a dardy 3 pce at lunch der.

Jus' Finished mine :D

[RELEASE]

the Colonels Flavorsome Goodness is currently gracing my stomach...nom fucking nom! :D

special mention to the KFC city store..the one next to HJ, maccas, etc....that was up there as one of the best

[Stef]

same here, dishonourable mention to the kfc i went to, i ordered 3 piece with 2 hot n spicy 1 original, got the other way round.. and no serviettes!

[DRKWRX]

I used to love large popcorn chicken meal with Barbecue sauces until they upped the meal price and started charging for sauces! pingpingpingpings!

[Stef]

im quite devastated, they got rid of the hot and spicy!

[mitchy]

what the fuck? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(

[RELEASE]

im quite devastated, they got rid of the hot and spicy!over east or everywhere?

[Mad_Aussie]

Everywhere, looks like the 'Fiery' thing is the new style.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

GET FUCKED!!! I just had H&S!!!

ima ring those pingpingpingpings, now!

[KyeBidz]

pick up the red phone, direct line to the colonel.

Sort this shit out.

[Stef]

i had none here, finished on tuesday apparently!

[RELEASE]

Everywhere, looks like the 'Fiery' thing is the new style.Im going to fucken stock up this weekend and freeze the H&S!!!!

[INSINR8R]

Had KFC yesterday and was still Hot and Spicy.

pingpingpingpings are on crack I think.

[shifted]

They can't get rid of Zinger!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Wrote this to them whilst i was on hold!!! Im strugglin' holding the tears back!


Howdy Sirs,

I hear rumours that KFC will not be supplying Hot and Spicy Chicken to stores throughout Australia?

I went through your website looking for answers, but in my blubbering state I couldn’t find any news about the said rumours above. Although I did notice when you advertise hot and Spicy on your website you leave a disclaimer saying hot and spicy is only at participating stores through-out WA/QLD… Would I be wrong in getting my hopes up that you will leave Hot & spicy on the menu for your Faithful WA clientele?

Lastly, apologies for the “all over the place” email… I'm sure you can understand/relate to my sadness in hearing these spiteful rumours.

Your sincerely

Corbin
“Colonels N#1 Fan/Admirer”

[gav_wah]

fucken fiery range nowhere near fiery/hot same as hot & spicy... weak sauce extreme.

if people market shit as hot then make it damn hot.

/csb

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

They obviously haven't thought this through... Could you imagine all the indigenous, going crazy demanding the shit... More mess for our fantastic government to clean up!

[mitchy]

fucken fiery range nowhere near fiery/hot same as hot & spicy... weak sauce extreme.

if people market shit as hot then make it damn hot.

/csb

i agree! i tried the supercharged zinger praying i'd get a bit of ring sting the next day... nothing.

the supercharged/fiery is how hot the normal shit should be, even that is pretty mild.

[RELEASE]

FUCKING LOL @ corbin's letter!

[ben351]

finally they have done something smart ... hope they replace it with a healthy alternative like a nice salad roll

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

BEN GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU pingpingpingping!!!

PS: Email sent, to you... KFC related ofcourse!

[Justooon]

Contacted the local (KFC Warwick) and spoke to a fine young lady by the name of Jasmine.. the acting duty manager at the time...

As far ash she is aware.. KFC's Famous Hot & Spicy will be staying on the menu.

let one heart attack stop.. and another begin.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Is anyone in "Warwick" Trustworthy?

[Skitzo]

finally they have done something smart ... hope they replace it with a healthy alternative like a nice salad roll

QFT!1

All ill say is, Kharma is a bitch.

SUCKED IN pingpingpingping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[INSINR8R]

Hater gonna hate.

[Justooon]

hey man if I can trust em to hand me over 12 pieces of the good shit I can trust em with my life..

I'm pretty sure that's what happens when they hand me the 12 piece anyway.. but you get the picture.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

hey man if I can trust em to hand me over 12 pieces of the good shit I can trust em with my life..

I'm pretty sure that's what happens when they hand me the 12 piece anyway.. but you get the picture.

I like your style... You passed the Test!

Click the invite tocchi posted... I'll buy you a crusher or a wristie!

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

QFT!1

All ill say is, Kharma is a bitch.

SUCKED IN pingpingpingping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOO like that issit Jared? Now shits gettin' Personal!

[RELEASE]

Is anyone in "Warwick" Trustworthy?we have found that there catering packs have never failed to meet the Colonels standards

[ben351]

QFT!1

All ill say is, Kharma is a bitch.

SUCKED IN pingpingpingping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im with Strawberry blonde on this one !!!

[sam5709]

Have had KFC 2 nights and days in a row (dinner, breakfast, lunch X2) Feels like I'm starting to cough up grease.....

[KyeBidz]

The only way this can be a good thing is if they do the american version "extra crispy"
Which is advertising talk for extra grease super deep fried
Lukian and I had it in some hick town between Laguna Seca and LA, shit was fucking amazing.
Though i did nearly shit myself the next day.

[mitchy]

The only way this can be a good thing is if they do the american version "extra crispy"
Which is advertising talk for extra grease super deep fried
Lukian and I had it in some hick town between Laguna Seca and LA, shit was fucking amazing.
Though i did nearly shit myself the next day.

keen for KFC and voon tomorrow???

[KyeBidz]

keen for KFC and voon tomorrow???

just got hard

[mitchy]

it's a date. <3

[Jase]

You pingpingpingpings are making me hungry

When I worked at a pizza shop I used to get a large thing of the good ol pop corn chicken, chuck it on a pizza with bacon, bbq sauce and the obligitory cheese... mmn... the good ol days

Now when I eat it its pretty hit and miss, cant trust a fart for a good few days

[Halle Terry]

I normally don't get that jazzed over KFC, but considering my Facebook and this fucking forum are plastered in talk about KFC I'm actually starting to crack, I might get some in the next few days.

[Milhouse]

Chicken Katsu with KFC chicken possible ? Rufio might be keen then !

[MISS 13B]

Haha I've always said that chicken katsu is the Asian KFC.

[mitchy]

lol, it is!

might have to bring a bottle of katsu sauce to KFC next time...

[Halle Terry]

lol, it is!

might have to bring a bottle of katsu sauce to KFC next time...

And Japanese mayo!?

!!!!!!

[VRX]

In Japan they use cabbage instead of lettuce,found that one out the hard way lol

[Mistikal]

When I worked at a pizza shop I used to get a large thing of the good ol pop corn chicken, chuck it on a pizza with bacon, bbq sauce and the obligitory cheese... mmn... the good ol days

Might have to give that one a try!!

[YOUR MATE]

LOL Did that when I worked at Pizza Haven in Belmont. Chicken Chunkee's on a meatlovers, with wedges. Definitely worth it.

[INSINR8R]

And Japanese mayo!?

!!!!!!

Best fucken condiment I have ever tasted.