What have you had knocked off at work?

[Mistikal]

Other than the usual pens/post-it notes/stapler/etc, have you had your own personal stuff pinched from your desk, or the car or wherever you happen to work? Be it from fellow workers, or even the general public...

Came into the office today to find that someone felt they needed my cutlery more than I did... more of an annoyance really.

[Tre-Cool]

i dont leave my bbq or sweet chilli sauce in the kitchen coz other karnts eat it and leave the empty container.

Rude pingpingpingpings

[mitchy]

some pingpingpingping stole my prawn crackers from lunch yesterday.

[Mad_Aussie]

LOL we never have enough forks at my office.

When I worked at the hospital, a lot of stuff got pinched... People must have had some mighty fine first-aid kits at home... Oh no, i've fallen over and skinned my knee... Better give myself a Midazolam injection and start stitching...

[stumps.]

Only the hearts of female co workers

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Only the hearts of female co workers

LOL

[yeahlow34]

I always used to steal food where I used to work. I fucking hated working there, and hated my colleagues.

Always interesting not knowing whats for lunch.

[mitchy]

oh, and andy...

http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks/images/by-GT/forum-shitz/pot-kettle-black.jpg

[Justooon]

Loose leaf tea, Coffee cups, Water bottles and batteries off the top of my head...

Spare change is a pingpingpingping..specially when we got vending machines.

Some people in the office get pissy and send a mass email...shit never works.

[MISS 13B]

Some asshole stole my sushi out of the fridge once. Was not happy!

[mitchy]

i now feel compelled to leave something delicious in the fridge, and lace it with a box of laxatives.

[Wozzernux]

Mate here had his OCAU mug stolen... fuckin' pingpingpingpings will steal anything that isn't bolted down >:|

It's hard enough trying to find cutlery, there's maybe 3 forks and spoons in the whole building at any one time...

[TJ]

My insulin. Stupid and dangerous.

[KyeBidz]

but hilarious

[TJ]

Or not.

[mitchy]

pity they didnt take your virginity instead

[Joe]

Some pingpingpingping stole my calculator, so I went and stole someone elses.. let them deal with it, why should I have to?

[Mad_Aussie]

My insulin. Stupid and dangerous.

Lets all laugh at the guy with the peptide hormone deficiency!
chortle chortle chortle

[DISTRBD]

My insulin. Stupid and dangerous.

Ben Cousins work there ?

[TJ]

pity they didnt take your virginity instead

Trust me I get fucked daily at work.

[devilfish]

I robbed a laptop ...... then i discovered i work from home...

[Mistikal]

Mate here had his OCAU mug stolen... fuckin' pingpingpingpings will steal anything that isn't bolted down >:|

Had my OCAU mug pinched at my last workplace :(

As mitchy has pointed out, I am a bit of a hypocrite thou - coffee mug here was from someone elses desk, as was the keyboard mat, monitor stand, speakers... etc etc.

CSB:

One of the people here is blind, has around 8-10% vision. Because of this, he has a massive magnifier - like the old Microfiche Machines in Libraries - that he needs to read any paper-basd text... he had someone knock off his original machine, never turned up, and our office had to pay for a replacement. The new machine is chained to the desk, and even that has been tampered with!

/csb

[Mad_Aussie]

One of the people here is blind, has around 8-10% vision. Because of this, he has a massive magnifier - like the old Microfiche Machines in Libraries - that he needs to read any paper-basd text... he had someone knock off his original machine, never turned up, and our office had to pay for a replacement. The new machine is chained to the desk, and even that has been tampered with!



Thats a real dog act aye.

[Joe]

Used to be a guy I went to primary school when I was in like yr 3 with who was like that.. used a big ass magnifier to see things as he was extremely short sighted and mostly blind.

Is his name Terry?

[Stef]

not me personally but when i was workin at a car yard in perth, one of their used cars was stolen one morning when they were starting the cars up. was found in one piece and returned within a couple of days luckily..

[Sharpy1991]

what kind of fucked up people do u work with? the worse ive had stolen is my mouse and keyboard

[DanWA]

i work at griffin coal, nothing is safe unless bolted down. someone even stole my lunch box complete with food during my 1st week here

ryan_1080 can confirm

[AGIT8D]

My dignity..

[mitchy]

My dignity..

you hand that over when you enter mandurah.

[AGIT8D]

you hand that over when you enter mandurah.

You speak good England where you from come.

[mitchy]

what was wrong with that you two-toned fag?

[jaybee]

oooo, that will get him agit8d........

[Sharpy1991]

when was that dan? when you got done for hooning?

[Butcher]

My bar blade right before a gig such a piss off when you serving 300 drinks an hour.

[Fukushima]

When I worked at the hospital, a lot of stuff got pinched... People must have had some mighty fine first-aid kits at home... Oh no, i've fallen over and skinned my knee... Better give myself a Midazolam injection and start stitching...

that sort of shit is locked up these days and treated as an s8 but nurses still steal tonnes of shit like boxes of panadol they could buy for $3. most pharmacists are pretty good, drugs are serious business.

but i had someone take my paper before i even got to open it one day, and i was absolutely fuming about it

i mean it was a newspaper, i'd paid only $1.30 for it, but I sure as hell wasn't going to pay another $1.30 to the west australian just because some bastard nicked mine.

[TJ]

You speak good England where you from come.

Lol !!

[Halle Terry]

Used to be a guy I went to primary school when I was in like yr 3 with who was like that.. used a big ass magnifier to see things as he was extremely short sighted and mostly blind.

Is his name Terry?

Just because my eyes are narrow doesn't mean I can't see ok.

[Mad_Aussie]

that sort of shit is locked up these days and treated as an s8 but nurses still steal tonnes of shit like boxes of panadol they could buy for $3. most pharmacists are pretty good, drugs are serious business.
.

Oh the drugs of addiction were always locked up, but say if 3 viles were set aside for a procedure, and only 2 were used, the third rarely went back in the cupboard.

[Mistikal]

Used to be a guy I went to primary school when I was in like yr 3 with who was like that.. used a big ass magnifier to see things as he was extremely short sighted and mostly blind.

Is his name Terry?

Nah, his name is David.

[mitchy]

Just because my eyes are narrow doesn't mean I can't see ok.

LOL! widscreen vision FTW.

[Halle Terry]

Ya'll be hating because of my 16:9 aspect ratio.

[Fukushima]

Oh the drugs of addiction were always locked up, but say if 3 viles were set aside for a procedure, and only 2 were used, the third rarely went back in the cupboard.

yep, you can never stop it 100%

but get this, last year in one of the hospitals they brought in this "diazepam is now a drug of addiction" and so it all had to be recorded, the amount issued to the emergency department plummeted 95% in the first month.

so it has cut out a lot of the dodgy behaviour, and it makes it a hell of a lot easier to catch people.

[Dagon]

i work at griffin coal, nothing is safe unless bolted down. someone even stole my lunch box complete with food during my 1st week hereI was tempted to nick a flashing amber light from them during my short time there... finally went to one day and found that during the time that I had been delaying it, someone had actually bolted it down, the pingpingpingpings

[_S9_]

ive never had anything stolen from my desk area/

others have mugs/good pens/iphone cables nicked repeatedly.


pingpingpingpings are scared of me

[TJ]

Oh yeah, someone drove into our work in broad daylight, hitched up a 33 thousand dollar digger, and drove off. Its never been found.

We responded with a 600k fence and access gate... which no one watches.

[duste]

Wasn't stolen, but some pingpingpingping used my Top Gear mug to microwave (ie. dry out) a bunch of samples with, consequently it now has stains on the inside.

[jaybee]

Ya'll be hating because of my 16:9 aspect ratio.

i wonder if there are any areas that give you those black lines on the left and right

[Ryan1080]

i work at griffin coal, nothing is safe unless bolted down. someone even stole my lunch box complete with food during my 1st week here

ryan_1080 can confirm

Haha, three years ago we couldn't account for about 300,000 litres of diesel over 12 months. As it turned out, half of Collie was driving onto site and helping themselves to free diesel. There was no security there, just rock up, and start pumping haha.

Speaking of diesel, mate works for Optus. They have various remote comms shit around the country area that runs on diesel generator. Gets refueled once a month or so. He has access to all of them, so once he drove across all of Aus and back on free diesel haha. Optus has no proper asset register, so an employee can just rock up and take a router or whatever, they wouldn't even notice. He's been selling Optus shit on eBay for three years now :lol:

[TJ]

Whats his seller id?

*sends optus an email*

[Ryan1080]

Haha, not sure of the top of my head, but I am not buying Optus shares, that's for sure!

[mehow2g]

oooo, that will get him agit8d........

LOL

[Tard Of War]

Had plenty of my personal tools at my work stolen from $300 soldering irons that i had to fork out for and nearly every one of my 10mm sockets was stolen same with nearly everyone in the workshop some pingpingpingping has a fetish

[jaybee]

does this guy look familiar?

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200808/r285292_1215580.jpg

[blaize]

Where to start with my work really...

Ive had all my pliers stolen (long nose,side cutters etc), hacksaw,screwdrivers that sort of stuff. Thats just the people i work with and its a small company so its not hard to track them down.

So far from tenants they've tryed to steal my drill, a torch, they stole a jerrycan with no fuel in it,the clipboard with our jobs on it and my sunnies.

[ho57ile]

I work as a removealist, A LOT of stuff can go missing.

[kurbn]

someone climed the fence and stole a windscreen frame out of a sierra

also had a customer leave their sierra on the lawn at work after 5pm for the next day without telling us (silly being in midland)

one of the guys drove past the shop that night around 8pm and saw a sierra on the lawn and the fibreglass canopy had been taken off it and windscreen frame was gone... Had to call the customer and ask what was on it when he dropped it off.. within 3 hours those parts got stripped lol

[Dirty32]

Nah, his name is David.

He is not a top lawyer is he??

Got some help from a Lawyer named David a couple years back...
Was blind - had 8% vision or something. Fukin awesome lawyer, seemed like a good bloke too.

csb...

[Lonewolf]

We got broken into a few years back, idiots kicked in the doors (that werent locked), and stole 3 broken laptops off the workshop bench.
Meanwhile, they missed the 2 brand new ones sitting on the shelf in their boxes right next to them.

Not the brightest sparks obviously.

[RICEY]

When I was workin at Nissan I would buy two 500ml cokes at lunchtime and chuck one in the fridge for later. One day they started to go missing and eventually every day it would disappear and I could never catch the kunt stealing it. Anyway, one day I took a mouthfull and topped it back up with my own urine then placed it back in the fridge. Sure enough it went missing like the others. I then informed a few people what I had done and it spread around the whole dealership. I didnt find out who it was in the end but they would have known they drank my piss which made me feel a bit better.

[peter_piper]

X of mine took her clothes + toys and stuff with her to work as she was coming over directly afterward, she had her underwear, lingerie and our fluffy handcuffs stolen in the space of about 30 minutes of her leaving it in the office.

Dodgy. But that's what you get in Rockingham.

[Dirty32]

Surely you know its comin...
Pics of said ex using toys OR BAN!

[jaybee]

pics of said fluffy handcuffs please

[jaybee]

When I was workin at Nissan I would buy two 500ml cokes at lunchtime and chuck one in the fridge for later. One day they started to go missing and eventually every day it would disappear and I could never catch the kunt stealing it. Anyway, one day I took a mouthfull and topped it back up with my own urine then placed it back in the fridge. Sure enough it went missing like the others. I then informed a few people what I had done and it spread around the whole dealership. I didnt find out who it was in the end but they would have known they drank my piss which made me feel a bit better.

hahah, should of kept doing that until someone got sick and took a few days off work

[Yakky Bear]

When I was workin at Nissan I would buy two 500ml cokes at lunchtime and chuck one in the fridge for later. One day they started to go missing and eventually every day it would disappear and I could never catch the kunt stealing it. Anyway, one day I took a mouthfull and topped it back up with my own urine then placed it back in the fridge. Sure enough it went missing like the others. I then informed a few people what I had done and it spread around the whole dealership. I didnt find out who it was in the end but they would have known they drank my piss which made me feel a bit better.

hahah thats pretty good imagine what the person who drank it was thinking.

[Blueraven]

For the retarded pingpingpingpings who steal other peoples lunches/food, I watched my old boss sack an employee of 4 years on the spot when one of the secretaries busted the guy with her lunch.

instant dismissal, no payout, no leave, just fuck off you thieving bastard.


I would do the same in a heartbeat.

Fucking theives, i have zero tolerance.

[Pete]

Someones stealing lunches at our worksite too, and the boss laid down the law with Instant Dismissal, it stopped within a day.

Had my hammer, nips, few other things go missing, but the thing that really pisses you off, is when people steal your safety glasses. For fuck sake, they give them out for free, go get your own.

Only things i generally steal are cable ties and random nuts/bolts and nails for projects at home.

[Tocchi]

often steal shit from my work, meh, its just cable ties/ crc cans/ oil mats/ rags/ fuel card / work ute / lunch etc.

my manager is a pingpingpingping though so its ok :) and if he ever found out, id be fucccckkked :-/

[LooneyToons]

Dyson i want to see you in my office 1st thing tomorrow thank you.

[SK]

the day after i bought my tools for work, someone stole my 12mm socket :(

[mitchy]

lol matt... stealing shit you've already paid for? :p

[shifted]

Mate of mine at previous workplace had his lunch stolen continuously (always sandwiches). He decided it was about time to make 2 sandwiches out of bread and cat food and see what happened.

Culprit came out and was so happy with the food, he fessed up to my mate and said it was delicious. Then he found out it was cat food...

Laxatives work too.

I usually find my cutlery missing and me trying to find it. And on some sites up north - if your name is not on your lunch bag - it may go missing. ;) Even that sometimes doesn't help though. :(

[Mistikal]

He is not a top lawyer is he??

Got some help from a Lawyer named David a couple years back...
Was blind - had 8% vision or something. Fukin awesome lawyer, seemed like a good bloke too.

csb...

Younger guy, balding on top, yabbers a bit? That'd be him. Got heaps of degree's in law and knows his shit, but poor bugger is stuck in a desk job with the gov't as no-one will employ him purely because he can't see.

[mc68]

I work as a removealist, A LOT of stuff can go missing.

no shit, ive moved house about 9 times now, and every time a few things just disappear...you fucking crooks!

[ENILE8]

i work at griffin coal, nothing is safe unless bolted down. someone even stole my lunch box complete with food during my 1st week here

ryan_1080 can confirm

You can't even bolt shit down at Griffin, they'll steal a spanner to use if they have to.

[R3N]

my block

[Fusion]

Where I work, people constantly try to steal diesel out of the tanks of machines. Had the coffee machine and oven knocked off one weekend. A bobcat stolen and never recovered. About 3 years ago they took 2x Caterpillar 980G's, D11N bulldozer, D400E adt and 345 excavator for joyrides causing about $100,000 in damages.

Last long weekend in one of our south quarries a Caterpillar 988F was stolen, driven straight through the gates on the compound. Was found roughly 5km's down the road set on fire.

[Reverb]

Where I work, people constantly try to steal diesel out of the tanks of machines. Had the coffee machine and oven knocked off one weekend. A bobcat stolen and never recovered. About 3 years ago they took 2x Caterpillar 980G's, D11N bulldozer, D400E adt and 345 excavator for joyrides causing about $100,000 in damages.

Last long weekend in one of our south quarries a Caterpillar 988F was stolen, driven straight through the gates on the compound. Was found roughly 5km's down the road set on fire.

Damn morons putting cat keys for sale on ebay for $2.

I have never been game enough to leave my cat key on with my main keys incase i get drunk and decide to do some remodelling.

[shifted]

Some muppet stole a full sized fridge from The Castle at Cape Lambert. LOL

[iluv2moan]

For the retarded pingpingpingpings who steal other peoples lunches/food, I watched my old boss sack an employee of 4 years on the spot when one of the secretaries busted the guy with her lunch.

instant dismissal, no payout, no leave, just fuck off you thieving bastard.
.

gettign fired for stealing someones lunch is pretty harsh!

you'd only get stabbed by a trowel, smashed by a level or possibly get a brick thrown at you if u did that at my work..

needless to say, when u work with crazy pingpingpingpings with nothing to loose, no one fucks with anyones shit.

[Scaf]

I get my red pen stolen atleast once a week, it shits me off big time.

[shifted]

Get that electric shock pen?

[GA70TT]

I get my red pen stolen atleast once a week, it shits me off big time.

no shit.....my red pen gets a massive work out daily....... love going to town on others work :p, i need a stamp with "FAIL" on it... haha

stupid pingpingpingping cleaners steal my lollies out of my drawers....and once, my Vegemite scroll from bakers delight ......was not happy

[schnoods]

Had a grinder knocked a while back as well as a welding mask.

Some low pingpingpingping knocked off a air freshner dispenser (the ones that spray once every 15 mins) out of the company's toilet. 2 weeks later it is spotted on the dash of his car by another worker there, would be piss funny if it sprayed while he was driving in his face...

ended up wth the boot.

[Tocchi]

lol matt... stealing shit you've already paid for? :p

yeah man, the pingpingpingping has it coming to him !

[Scaf]

no shit.....my red pen gets a massive work out daily....... love going to town on others work :p, i need a stamp with "FAIL" on it... haha

Werd.

[TheChad]

i work in a pub... weekend/busy nights = so much "wastage"

good times, learnt alot

[Dirty32]

Younger guy, balding on top, yabbers a bit? That'd be him. Got heaps of degree's in law and knows his shit, but poor bugger is stuck in a desk job with the gov't as no-one will employ him purely because he can't see.

Yeh, thats the one...!

At the time, I hired him privately and he had his own practise, wasnt working for the government then, but may be now...

Apparently, he has been 90 odd percent blind since he was about 12 years old. Managed to get through Law degree and has been practising for 10+ years with barely any vision. Absolutely awesome achievement!

He ended up getting me off aswell - tore the cops in my case to shreds.

Funny thing is, bumped into him at a pub in the city a while back, had a chat with him and mentioned a few things about my case a couple years back and he remembered it all as clear as day!

He chats a bit, but he is a good bloke actually...

[XsQuiZiT]

Not so long ago I had the N & M keys stolen from my keyboard... Luckily I went to get some lunch and they reappeared ahahah