Kids say the funniest Things

[hostage_85]

I'm not sure how many of you guys are actual parents but my little boy was telling me something and once i figured it out it was hard not to laugh and i thought i should share... Maybe everyone with kids that have something to add just add something to the thread.

Anyway i picked up my 5 year old from school today and he said this:
Me: How was school"
Alex: School was good... i have a girlfriend now
Me: Oh Yeh??? whats her name
Alex: Sarah...
Me: Cool
Alex: Yeh... i say she looks like chocolate but i shouldn't say that should I?
Me: Umm... ok, why wouldn't you say that?
Alex: Coz its mean!
Me: why would it be mean? (the penny drops here and i figured out he was saying that his girlfriend is black) Ohhhhhh, yeh you shouldn't say that too her... that is mean

ROFL... well i found it funny anyway

[ossie_21]

Guess you had to be there

[KyeBidz]

Real chocolate face.... no makeup

[Alt_F4]

Real chocolate face.... no makeup
Kids do say the funniest things.

[hostage_85]

Guess you had to be there

Yeh Probably... I guess the Internet doesn't bring the same expressions lil kids bring.. Doesn't stop other people from posting funny things though!

[RICEY]

I picked my 9yo up from school and he told me they had an intercourse carnival coming up. I fucking lold hard and he had a puzzled expression on his face. I then informed him its an inter school carnival and all was well hahaha.

[mitchy]

Hey you! What's all that chocolate on yo face, mother fucker?!

[coFF33]

chocolate ?
this is doo doo baby! !

[MISS 13B]

"I said ARRRGHHH"

[Stef]

hahaha reminds me of a regular thing the little one does.

everytime we say we're goin somewhere, eg were goin to see monique, she will do this.

"we goin to see monique?"
"yep"

and she will repeat this probly 3 times. everytime she does it.

[hostage_85]

Last night at Dinner we were eating Pasta and my lil boy goes:
"I Like this... and I like Tomato Soup... And Chicken Maggots!"

Where like "What?"
"Chicken Maggots"
"I think you mean Chicken Nuggets Mate" lol

[shifted]

Best thing I heard was when I was working at a video shop years ago.

A child dropped his toy, and the boss picked it up. Mother came up with child and boss asked if it was theirs, gave it to the boy and the mum:

"Say thank you to the nice man"

Child:

"But.. why?"

Innocent as too. Was golden.

[RS_Gav]

My 5yo nephew was in the car with his dad and he says out of the blue... "Dad. Can i say shit?" Ha! It was carefully explained to him that shit is a mummy and daddy word.

[s1mon]

I dont have kids but this makes me want to lease one for a few hours.

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2010/06/my-four-year-old-son-plays-grand-theft-auto/

[Fukushima]

I reckon they should make a TV show out of this thread. They could get an old ex-sitcom host that everyone knows and loves, get some kids to come in and say funny stuff in front of a live audience - it'd be a runaway success.

They could call it 'Kids say the funniest things'

[MISS 13B]

Bill Cosby would be perfect to host a show like that!

[mitchy]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/lolcosby.gif

[TJ]

Real chocolate face.... no makeup


Kids do say the funniest things.

Hahahahhahhhahaha!!!!

[ben351]

i agree ... my daughter is getting cheekier by the day ... the other morning she had the nerve to say " is that all " after we finished having sex

[TJ]

Does laughing mean I'm joining you in hell?

[Stef]

I reckon they should make a TV show out of this thread. They could get an old ex-sitcom host that everyone knows and loves, get some kids to come in and say funny stuff in front of a live audience - it'd be a runaway success.

They could call it 'Kids say the funniest things'

there was one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago, called "kids say the darndest things" funnily enough, pretty sure cosby hosted it.

ben - lol. *prepares to go to hell*

[MISS 13B]

there was one aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago, called "kids say the darndest things" funnily enough, pretty sure cosby hosted it.

Haha...dude, I think you missed the joke.

[disc0-dan]

My cousins baby at 1 and a half years old was sitting in the back of the car yelling for attention, it went like this.

Boy : MUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Mum : SHHH
Boy : MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Mum : SHHH
Boy : MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Mum : WHAT ?
Boy : SHHHHHHHHH

Fkn gold, was the biggest cop that ive ever seen hahaha !