Rantopotamus
21-05-2010, 02:48 PM
So im about to break the deal with some girl, She asks if ill put on some music to get her in the mood. I oblige, She says "do you have any Bon Jovi?" I backhand her and show her the door. Got Standards LAD.
walked into my house f**king drunk with a duck under my arm. my girlfreind opened the door, so i said do you like my pig, she replied thats a duck, so i replied i was talking to my duck. LAD
Was out clubbing with some mates, one guy was smashed and ran to the toilet to throw up. There were no cubicles free so he kicked one of the doors open and threw up on this guys bare legs. Then expecting he was about to get a good beating for it, he smacked the poor sh*tting guy in the face and legged it. My friend is a d*ck LAD
you get the gyst...
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walked into my house f**king drunk with a duck under my arm. my girlfreind opened the door, so i said do you like my pig, she replied thats a duck, so i replied i was talking to my duck. LAD
Was out clubbing with some mates, one guy was smashed and ran to the toilet to throw up. There were no cubicles free so he kicked one of the doors open and threw up on this guys bare legs. Then expecting he was about to get a good beating for it, he smacked the poor sh*tting guy in the face and legged it. My friend is a d*ck LAD
you get the gyst...
http://m.toplad.org/