[April 30th] Cruise Tonight

[Azrian]

MEET: 9:30pm
LEAVE 10pm
LOCATION: Riverside Drive Helipad Carpark

No muppets, neons and duf duf music at meet points please.

BURNOUT.

[Turbo2.6L]

Keen.

[mitchy]

does that mean i can be a muppet everywhere else but meetpoints?
if so, keen.

[Azrian]

Spot on mate.

[Azrian]

Location Updated

[Yakky Bear]

Keen to whore

edit: found a lift

[ttomred4000]

:werd:

[mitch26]

keen

[Friar]

keen but will meet up at second meet point maybe will give someone a call seeya then

[fowens]

quite possibly make an appearance.

[SeSaR]

Cool I'm there :-)

[mark]

keen.

[ttomred4000]

i need a navigator if anyones keen.

[locote]

might make an appearance...
nearly a year since i last cruised..

[Sammish]

keen if the stock new xr6 is welcome...i miss my ef ZzZzz

[John Butler]

We shall be along. :)

[Mistikal]

Keen, looking for a car whore.

[rexzist1]

cya's there!

[XF Falcon]

Performance cars only?

[Yakky Bear]

Performance cars only?

taxi's welcome :)

[XF Falcon]

lol what about 1986 taxis? :)

[Mistikal]

There's every chance someone may rock up in an '88 taxi... so why not? :p

[Qaz]

Keen to whore if avalible.

[SeSaR]

does that mean i can be a muppet everywhere else but meetpoints?
if so, keen.

What does being a Muppet mean???

[Sammish]

Not quite a mup not quite a puppet. Must enjoy the feeling of a hand up your ass and must sing songs about rubber duckies...see below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

[XF Falcon]

Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Eg. I can't believe that retard in the lancer is cranking his stereo even after we just told him not to, what a fucking muppet!

[Klutch]

Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Eg. I can't believe that retard in the White Legnum is cranking his stereo even after we just told him not to, what a fucking muppet!
Fixed a little.

[mitchy]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/themuppetsbeeker.jpg

[RICEY]

A muppet thinks its cool to rev the engine at meetpoints. They also think everyone wants to hear their stereo. Sometimes they beep the horn repeatedly as well. They generally drive a bucket of shit of a car and have a Mrs that is missing several front teeth and is holding a baby on her hip while she sucks on a Winnie Blue.

We dislike muppets very much.

On the other hand theres Jim Hensons Muppets, they brought many years of entertainment to children worldwide. If you wish to bring one of these muppets feel free.

[RICEY]

Oh and format fail on cruise title you muppet.

[eScoRt20]

someone wanna take me? pick me up in Attadale...

[RICEY]

Are you female, slutty and not fussy?

[eScoRt20]

i have big boobs if thats what your asking.... they might be a little hairy for most peoples taste tho. and im also fussy about cars.

[RICEY]

Not that fussy if youre a fan of Escorts :D

(Im joking btw in case u didnt realise.....)

[eScoRt20]

I'm talking 1/4 mile times that im fussy. Dyno queens/ Show pony's need not apply.

[RICEY]

You got hairy tits Im guessing you wont get any takers.

[eScoRt20]

thats a bit harsh.

[RICEY]

Have a shave lol

[eScoRt20]

if i can't be a whore the way i am, then i'm not interested in becoming a whore.

[RICEY]

Stick to your guns theres bound to be people out there that love hairy boobs.

[eScoRt20]

yes, one day ill find a woman who loves big hairy boobs.

[anton]

not a bad turnout, come pingpingpingping in a blue falcon with its neons and stereo playing at meet points... LIMITER FTW

[ttomred4000]

decent turn out, a few muppets ahoy.

[Sammish]

Good turn out, nice to meet a few of you! Left after the 2nd meet point due to curfew and a beer calling my name. Going through the tunnel was interesting alot of popping, farting and flame should have seen the smile on my face =)

[stefan]

impresher thru the tunnel was great :D

[Azrian]

Too bad about the wet roads otherwise it would of been a good map. Turnout was way bigger then i expected. I only printed 30 maps.

Thanks to everyone that kept distance on the roads.

Blue Falcon..... your a cock.

[XF Falcon]

lol.. hey, whats wrong with
http://www.selluggsboots.com/images/Pink-Ugg-Classic-Tall-Boots.jpg

[miksta]

Blue Falcon..... i loved your cock.

Fixed <3

[Azrian]

Fixed <3

Ass muncher

[ossie_21]

lol at the irony of the guy trying to explain what one is being one

[Daveo]

Good turnout last night.. left after second meet point. Tunnel run was good and Impresher is abit of a monster.

[ovaxitd]

bit of a good night to put around.... cheers fellas.. most people kept plenty of distance....

p.s if you want to go slow through hills let the car up your arse through and dont sit in middle of the road.. please

[Mistikal]

p.s if you want to go slow through hills let the car up your arse through and dont sit in middle of the road.. please

I know it's not directed at me, however on the contrary, if you're behind a slower car and acting like a muppet and sitting up someones ass and trying to impress your 14yo GF in the passenger seat of your blinged-out Commodore, just go past!

[rexzist1]

Good cruise and turn out but bailed after second meet point. Tunnel gate is nice i like...

Daveo your GTR fucken goes! Wish i still had my 32 miss the thing.

[fordjared]

blue falcon rocked! :) hi-5's to someone actually enjoying life. pfft rock up to a PUBLIC carpark and not allowed a neon in the boot. you are all a bunch of fucken meat eating fuck faces. Grow up you arrogant fucks. Cruises are ment to be fun, were not in year 7 ffs

[Steppo_GT]

if we are a bunch of meat eating fuck faces that would make you a dick eating fuck face. Which would make you a faggot so fuck off!

[Mistikal]

Nice first post, moron.

The INITIAL POST specified the following:


No muppets, neons and duf duf music at meet points please.

Let's see how you scored:

Muppet? Check - approaching people and preaching about how great you are because you apparently "tapped some bitch" makes you a total dick.

Neons? Check - just cause it's in your boot, doesn't mean it's not a neon.

Duf Duf Music? Check - you were told 5 times in total, INCLUDING in 2 seperate instances at different meetpoints to turn your hektic stereo off. Why? It sounded shit - seriously.

Get a fucking clue. We are not some DDD-spec "zomg maen I has neons" club full of over-zealous, testosterone-filled (ok, maybe a bit), P-plate wearing, flat-brim-cap-repping posse.

If you want to look like a total fuckstick and act like you're trying to imitate a Mr Walker from a famous movie franchise, go elsewhere.

[Lonewolf]

haha, sounds like fordjared is a DDD member.
cruise organiser stated no neons, dont like it, find another cruise?

[Azrian]

Nice first post, moron.

The INITIAL POST specified the following:



Let's see how you scored:

Muppet? Check - approaching people and preaching about how great you are because you apparently "tapped some bitch" makes you a total dick.

Neons? Check - just cause it's in your boot, doesn't mean it's not a neon.

Duf Duf Music? Check - you were told 5 times in total, INCLUDING in 2 seperate instances at different meetpoints to turn your hektic stereo off. Why? It sounded shit - seriously.

Get a fucking clue. We are not some DDD-spec "zomg maen I has neons" club full of over-zealous, testosterone-filled (ok, maybe a bit), P-plate wearing, flat-brim-cap-repping posse.

If you want to look like a total fuckstick and act like you're trying to imitate a Mr Walker from a famous movie franchise, go elsewhere.

Nicely put mate.

[Turbo2.6L]

I thought the neons in falcon boot were siiiicccckkk maaaatttee!
Please come along again :lol:

[tiddy]

That was a sweet cruise, who made up that map?
It went right by my house so got to do a stop for the missis to go bathroom haha.