Ways to piss your neighbour off <IDEAS CHIME IN>

[HIKARI]

Never had a problem with noise complain until these new fuckers moved it,

I was warming up my car just then at 8pm, whilst waiting for the temp needle to move I was taking a smoke. 2 mins later the bloke came out of his house and wonders around his front lawn and screamed to turn my car off in a very rude manner.

2 years I had the car with the exhaust on I never had a complain, also it used to be my DD where I start work at 6am now I only drive it twice a week.

It was 8pm, exhaust is under legal limit and I was only idling.

Ideas?

Volunteers to drop a skid?

[DanWA]

tell him to shut the fuck up is a good start

[Fukushima]

Screamer pipe, per sig

Go to pound and adopt the noisiest dog there (you will be doing a good deed at the same time).

Come to think of it, did he look like this:

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/317428/psycho-dog-man-o.gif

[DJ84WA]

Ignore them.

[wormbo2]

get some petrol, write" SORRY FOR THE NOISE" in his lawn with it, and then light it up.

[JBAE]

knife him...

[RICEY]

Note in letterbox.

Dear neighbour, youre new to the street so heres a guide to living in such and such St.

1. Be polite to your neighbours or they may decide to remove all mufflers from the car and rev the engine at 6am when they leave for work instead of quietly idling for 2mins at 8pm.

2. Be respectfull to your neighbours or you may find shit in your letterbox on a daily basis.

3. if you see a neighbour, wave, smile and politely say hello or they may decide that drum and bass cranked to the max with a subwoofer the size of tasmania at 3am is an excellent idea.

Basically the world doesnt revolve around you and if you carry on like a disrespectfull wanker again your life will be made miserable.

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighbour.

[DanWA]

+1 for ricey's idea haha

[HIKARI]

Note in letterbox.

Dear neighbour, youre new to the street so heres a guide to living in such and such St.

1. Be polite to your neighbours or they may decide to remove all mufflers from the car and rev the engine at 6am when they leave for work instead of quietly idling for 2mins at 8pm.

2. Be respectfull to your neighbours or you may find shit in your letterbox on a daily basis.

3. if you see a neighbour, wave, smile and politely say hello or they may decide that drum and bass cranked to the max with a subwoofer the size of tasmania at 3am is an excellent idea.

Basically the world doesnt revolve around you and if you carry on like a disrespectfull wanker again your life will be made miserable.

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighbour.

I can't believe how brilliant this is :) :) :)

and his imprint in the dark do look like this;

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/317428/psycho-dog-man-o.gif

[RICEY]

hahaha

[Yakky Bear]

RICEY FOR PM!

if all else fails pm address can gate at 3am :)

[Lump]

Ideas?

dont take this the wrong way, but why not just start your car & drive off?
no need to warm it up, just drive off but take it easy till temp comes up.
its what every new car manual reccomends afterall.

[HIKARI]

dont take this the wrong way, but why not just start your car & drive off?
no need to warm it up, just drive off but take it easy till temp comes up.
its what every new car manual reccomends afterall.

Well....forged internals, low silicon pistons, 40thou piston to wall clearance and haven't driven it for days.

Drive it off and do it more often might see scars on the sleeves from piston slap.

[Lump]

car will warm up faster if you just drive off, which is far better than letting it idle up to temp ;)

[coucheee]

Volunteers to drop a skid?

if you dont mind having skids in your street, im down!

[HIKARI]

if you dont mind having skids in your street, im down!

lawn and driveway or street??

[coucheee]

driveway ? :P

[c.rusli]

ignore it. Yah rite! Lol! Just gv them a copy of ur eng cert. N ask them to eat it.

Wan t me to cm down N Rev the tits out?

[RICEY]

ignore it. Yah rite! Lol! Just gv them a copy of ur eng cert. N ask them to eat it.

Wan t me to cm down N Rev the tits out?

Having a mobile number as a username isnt a license to type in sms speak.

[HIKARI]

you can come down and we both can rev the twin tits out :p

Need one of those previous days where 6-8 imports parks on my lawn and rips the street as they leave.....bloody hoons

Hah! Ricey grammar cop

[Macca]

ignore it. Yah rite! Lol! Just gv them a copy of ur eng cert. N ask them to eat it.

Wan t me to cm down N Rev the tits out?

Thought that said you were going to get your tits out.


Kccord, personally just ignore him. 8pm he can go suck a dick if he doesnt like it

[RELEASE]

do what i did to the neighbour behind us. old bag with her barking dog night started tapping the patio sheeting and throwing stuff at it.

after many times of doing it over sfa noise..even with just my parents outside having a chat was noisy for her! she did it one night on a saturday night while we had a dozen boys over for a poker night. no music nothing just us chatting away playing poker. was 8:30pm.
i went to the back of the patio and asked her what her problem was. she said nothing. i made mention that if she continues to do that i would call the police for her actions and RSPCA on her barking dogs making a claim to noise and cruelty and if she has an issue with our noise then she should call the cops as would happily speak to them about us making SFA noise at 8:30 on a saturday night. i also made a mention that she is a new tenant in the house and that i would call the landlord (mentioned his name) as we know him well and she and her barking dogs will be looking for a new home.

she hasnt done anything since.
/csb

basically like ricey said, if you can speak or write your neighbour a letter and make him aware that he is new to neighbourhood, its 8pm and your car isnt loud and that any complaints he does to authorities will fall on deaf ears he will back off. if you can show you have the upper hand most will be quiet. if he doesnt then let the skids, gate, and anything you see fit happen

[jEstEr?]

if its a rental, drop 4th out of their driveway and up the street, wait for 3 months for next rent inspection and welcome your new neighbours

[kirbo]

Best bet is to knock on his door tomorrow afternoon, apologise if you had upset him but also inform him that you didn’t appreciate the manner in which he retaliated. Neighbours should look out for each other, be courteous and reasonable.

If he continues to be a fuckhead, put in the paperwork then the following morning around say sunrise, drown out your car by mowing the lawn.

[Joe]

Do what I did tonight.. drive up and down your street in your loud car to see if you can get your new tyres to rub, then get your mate to do it, then you do it again... then do it again just for good measure.

Once you've done that, admire the car loudly in the driveway.

[XF Falcon]

an antilag show would also help.. just to check that when the exhaust is under load the tyre's do not rub? (totally makes no sense, but fuck it, it will be loud)

[Torquen]

RiCeYs idea then if problem persits use gate at 3:00am :)

[Alt_F4]

Buy a pound a weed, put it in his back shed.
Then anonymously inform the constabulary of your concerns that your new neighbour is dealing drugs and that there are always new people arriving at odd hours, and that they always are going to the shed.

As he is taken away, smile and wave politely :)

[ossie_21]

You provide the address & an early morning time & I'll provide the antilag ;)

[tehobbit]

Im with the talk with them first. Well try to..

or..

Explain that you can understand your car is probably a little louder than the getz he is driving and that if he is concerned about the noise he can lodge a dispute with the police (when they tun up. you advise his house smells of cat urine at odd hours, there always moving about the house at odd hours and seem to have alot of friends) The police will then properly go and taze the stupid SOB for being a crack head/ dealer..

Otherwise..

Find someone who has been stupid enough to put a 3'' zorst incorrectly on either a civic or something of the Hyundai variety and get them to go and rev there car outside there bedroom window at 4 am on a sunday night.. It not only sounds like a lawn mower on NOS (which makes me want to block my ears drums out with diff oil) but also you can laugh at the fool for putting the zorst on there in the first place... Insta-lol's just add F$#@ wit...

[HIKARI]

Fcuk bart's antilag tickles my fancy. Hmmmm might play with the ecu and enable antilag.

But coming down to these last few ideas, it will disturb surrounding street and supposedly get booked for hooning.

Maybe I'll gv them a smartass talk first, 2nd gate.

[HIKARI]

You provide the address & an early morning time & I'll provide the antilag ;)

Right on! Hit u up when it is at demand.

[c.rusli]

Having a mobile number as a username isnt a license to type in sms speak.


AHAHAH dude dont worry its not my phone number :lol:

i was using phone, excuse the typing.

[Brockas]

Not saying your neightbour isn't a fuckhead, but there is no need to warm your car up by letting it idle.

So long as it doesn't see positive pressure, it will be fine, and you will be doing your gearbox / diff a favor by letting their oil warm up by driving it carefully for the first 10 mins...

[colt75]

+1 for riceys idea.

let him know that hes new to the street

tell him firmly, and i doubt he will be a pest again

[shifted]

Ricey's idea, otherwise, I need new tyres anyway. Will drop skid. Of which I am sure other antilag members would be also happy to do, or that gate idea.

[RELEASE]

antilag official cruise start point outside your neighbours house or turn the front of his house a "truck stop" stop :lol:

[Brockas]

antilag official cruise start point outside your neighbours house or turn the front of his house a "truck stop" stop :lol:

Fuck that.

We've done an antilag cruise through a suburb. Never again.

So many people sitting on their front lawns to watch cars roll through, or hurling abuse (at 8pm).

Then there was the guy wielding that axe...

[Skitzo]

HAHAH that guy. He threatened to throw a Brick at BLAA and I in BLAA's old 33, but decided to throw it onto the road right in front of us.

[coFF33]

So he taught the road a lesson ????

kccord:
keep us updates on your progress.

[RK 86 WA]

Lol wtf at axe weilding pedestrian.

Kev, I have lots of used engine oil sitting at home. would make nice patterns on his driveway/lawn/plants?

[Mad_Aussie]

I've got a hundred motorbike, moaning and splendid tree frogs in my ponds, my shithead neighbor loves them. And because he loves them so much, I play a recording of them throughout the day. It gets them really worked up and so they sing all night. If he tries to kill them, i'll phone the rspca on him - they're native and protected - and its a huge fine.

[ben351]

fuck his daughter with no rubber

[kurbn]

Years ago I took a car cruise of a couple of hundred cars past a guys house who used to tell me that my car was too loud. Noted on the map to make as much noise as possible.

you just have to have the "I dont care" attitude and make sure you you boot it out of your driveway everytime you leave. Tell him to call the cops if he doesnt like it.

p.s what is his address? will gladly make some noise.

[wormbo2]

Great ideas, but safest one to START with would be to kindly let him know he's the "new kid on the block" and his opinion means nil.

If he gets narky, just call 'shifted' and the jobs done!

[PAGZ]

Hard trance @ 3am works a treat with mine :)


p.s what is his address? will gladly make some noise.

+1 will drop sum gate if its near mirrabooka :)

[KyeBidz]

LOL at the suggestions.

Just do exactly what you have been doing every morning, its obviously pissing him off :)

[billk]

I'll let you hire my services for 10-15 minutes.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/2538/img3884a.jpg (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/img3884a.jpg/)


Bill

[wormbo2]

ear blood = WIN!

[DTM-031]

keen for gate runs lol

[Torquen]

Yeh AL 21 cruise with brick wielding shirtless hick was different! haha

[RK 86 WA]

Near Garden City :P

[ho57ile]

Get a mate with a decently powerful 4x4 with muddies to dig some trenches in his lawn every time he's a fuck.

[HIKARI]

SOR, Winthrop. Let you guys know if it is required, most likely few gate runs (I know some of you will loose the rear end so I guess a skid is complementary).

I'm going to supposedly idle my car again at 8, if he does the same thing, you guys are on tonight at 2am

[c.rusli]

the pandora box is opened! call me ill be over in a zap ;)

[coucheee]

SOR, Winthrop. Let you guys know if it is required, most likely few gate runs (I know some of you will loose the rear end so I guess a skid is complementary).

I'm going to supposedly idle my car again at 8, if he does the same thing, you guys are on tonight at 2am

drive through there every morning on way to work, ill gate it ;)

[coucheee]

Get a mate with a decently powerful 4x4 with muddies to dig some trenches in his lawn every time he's a fuck.

also have a 4x4 with a 302 and muddies :D

[HIKARI]

Nop, no go tonight. Just idled my car for 5mins, no one showed up. HOWEVER, immediately when the car is on, they turned off their guest room lights so that tells me something.

Maybe another night chaps, can't start fire with nothing.

[Halle Terry]

I'm about to fit a new exhaust to my car, want me to come around and blip exhaust etc in front of his house, when he comes out pretend I don't speak English?

[Brockas]

SOR, Winthrop. Let you guys know if it is required, most likely few gate runs (I know some of you will loose the rear end so I guess a skid is complementary).

I'm going to supposedly idle my car again at 8, if he does the same thing, you guys are on tonight at 2am

I'm in Bateman.

Glad to vent some exhaust gasses via a bypass method near / around said fuckheads house.

[RELEASE]

cant assist in gate.....but can help with 6L limiter cammed goodness :lol:

[HIKARI]

As what above post BUT feel free to drop a gate anytime from 8pm to 3am. Anyone interested PM me for address

Fuck brockas, 600rwhp going to go skitzo

[kurbn]

pm sent.

[coucheee]

Had many wankers for neighbours they deserve alittle of their own medacine

[HIKARI]

chcsh, don't say pm sent

[mr_mike]

words words words, chest thumping keyboard mashing words words fuck shit pingpingpingping keyboard bash



Grand total of fuck all is done and achieved!! These threads are gettin a little lame. Someone complains about a neighbour bandwagon rolls up and every1 starts chanting yeh skids, gate AL cruise past house.

Doesnt any1 else think this may have a slightly negative effect on an already bad modified car scene image?

[HIKARI]

Thus DELETE "PM sent". No one has imports around here or even know AL. If I didn't live so close I would of had done it for my own sake. Nevertheless, we're not talking about forcing to gather 5+ people and drop a skid/gate together but more of like 'there's that prick there, He complained for having supposedly noisy exhaust, might as well give him truly back of what he complained.' Let's be an asshole to an asshole.

As said Ricey's idea is to go, but bloke was no show today.

FYI, as established, if you drive a modded domestic or import you're already classified as a hoon no matter what club you're in.

[Lump]

Doesnt any1 else think this may have a slightly negative effect on an already bad modified car scene image?
yeh it probably will, but surely the bloke will put 2 & 2 together anyway & kccord will just make himself a bigger target.

why not just laugh it off or was he being a real psycho pingpingpingping?

[DCEVO]

Bandwagon or not Ill dig the carnts lawn with Mud tyres then come back in the 31 for some painting services
Can also get the Lancer out for some NA goodness

[Joe]

I still reckon best thing to do is ignore the neighbour.. remember, you gotta live next to them, so if you're at war with them, its going to make your life pretty hard.

I'm lucky my right hand side neighbours are jews and ignore me, the left hand side are cashed up bogans who do burnouts and really don't care how loud my car is, and the two other units in my complex are owned by us so the neighbours can STFU if they don't like it :D

[Mad_Aussie]

As what above post BUT feel free to drop a gate anytime from 8pm to 3am. Anyone interested PM me for address



I can come by and play Palestinian street party with my .223?

[yeahlow34]

I'm lucky my right hand side neighbours are jews and ignore me

Ahhh fuck that makes me laugh. Not worthy of inclusion into the Jew community.

[Joe]

Ahhh fuck that makes me laugh. Not worthy of inclusion into the Jew community.

Yep, in their eyes I'm a "goyim" (Jewish word for "a people other than the Jew")

[Mad_Aussie]

Yep, in their eyes I'm a "goyim" (Jewish word for "a people other than the Jew")

Better than 'infidel'.

[yeahlow34]

Yep, in their eyes I'm a "goyim" (Jewish word for "a people other than the Jew")

WOW!!! You NEED to start wearing a Jewish headpiece!!!!

[stumps.]

From the other thread


Originally Posted by Mad_Aussie
Would be awesome to start a party invite on there, at some random location (i.e. google earth some poor bastards house... perhaps the shithead neighbor from the recent piss off my neighbor thread?) and set it to an open invite / alcohol provided party... Then set up camp over the road for some 'first on the scene' perthnow photos as the hilarity develops...

[Brockas]

Fuck that, he needs to start wearing a very specific upper lip moustache.

Just to fuck with them.

[mehow2g]

Mow the lawn at 5am

[Adr3naL1N]

place pile of shit in brown bag
put on doorstep at 3am
light on fire
ring doorbell and run
watch for reaction
???
profit

[HIKARI]

From the other thread

So I shall be the 2nd Corey?

[Mad_Aussie]

So I shall be the 2nd Corey?

No, your neighbor will be. Wrap up a set of yellow faggot sunnies for him and leave on his doorstep.

[Nic_A31]

^^ LOL

7am Saturday, after mowing your lawn, jump in your car, warm it up, drive up to his driveway, go knock on the door and ask if the friendly neighbor can lend you some sugar.

The knobhead will get bored and phase his empty threats out sooner or later.

[HIKARI]

funny how few years ago I actually scoured around the park with a mate at 1am looking for dog shit. Nice to see wtf faces as they opened the front door. /csb

[RK 86 WA]

kev, wtf are you scouring parks at 1 am for dog shit for? ahahahhahaha

[HIKARI]

same as front door flaming bag without the flame.

[Mad_Aussie]

Does he have a tiled roof? Middle of the night, go up on the roof, lift a tile, and pour a bag of mulies or prawns inside. om nom nom nom

[HIKARI]

Does he have a tiled roof? Middle of the night, go up on the roof, lift a tile, and pour a bag of mulies or prawns inside. om nom nom nom

Now, how the fuck do I get up their roof?

[Mad_Aussie]

Now, how the fuck do I get up their roof?

Climb? We did evolve from monkeys... Have you never climbed on a roof before?

[sloth]

I'll let you hire my services for 10-15 minutes.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/2538/img3884a.jpg (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/img3884a.jpg/)


Bill


Lol Bill K

Ur damn sound sys will be loud enough to ear kil the town not just the neighbor lol

[kirbo]

Lol Bill K

Ur damn sound sys will be loud enough to ear kil the town not just the neighbor lol

Its tuned low enough to rattle plates of tables, all neighbours will suffer though.