View Full Version : Top Gear caused the Iceland Volcano!
Rantopotamus
17-04-2010, 12:13 AM
http://transmission.blogs.topgear.com/2010/04/16/1990/
http://bbctransmission.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/main3.jpg?w=300&h=143
TopGear spotted at plane-paralysing volcano
Posted by Sam Philip at 4:23 pm on Friday April 16, 2010
As widely reported in the media this week, James May was spotted in Iceland days before the volcano eruption that paralysed British air space.
Today, experts worldwide have rushed to blame TopGear for the holiday-ruining cloud of ash and doom sweeping over the UK.
According to local media, the shaggy-haired television presenter was witnessed driving a modified Hilux to the rim of the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano last week.
Though initially assumed that he was simply filming a feature for the the popular motoring television show, it has since been speculated that May’s purpose was far more devious.
“It has been scientifically proven that TopGear is responsible for almost every evil in the modern world, so the eruption of a furious tectonic force barely a week after Richard Clarkson’s ‘visit’ can hardly be viewed as mere coincidence,” says media commentator Annalisa Kneejerk.
“We have it on good authority that Jeremy Hammond drove one of his favourite Ferrari gas-guzzlers at 100mph, straight into the main magma chamber, which could quite easily have caused this geological catastrophe. Thankfully I’ve never watched the show.”
LOL @ Jeremy Hammond...
titmeat
17-04-2010, 12:25 AM
hehe!!
Lonewolf
17-04-2010, 12:40 AM
ROR
Alt_F4
17-04-2010, 01:05 AM
Some say when he does a burnout, the smoke causes all air traffic over europe to be grounded.
All we know is... he's called The Stig!
Jiblet
17-04-2010, 05:13 AM
haha, what knobs..
did anyone notice how they said "Richard Clarkson" and "Jeremy Hammond"? Its Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson....
Klutch
17-04-2010, 05:37 AM
haha, what knobs..
did anyone notice how they said "Richard Clarkson" and "Jeremy Hammond"? Its Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson....
I think you missed the joke.
SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS
17-04-2010, 06:03 AM
haha, what knobs..
did anyone notice how they said "Richard Clarkson" and "Jeremy Hammond"? Its Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson....
:lol: Hahahahahahahaahhahaha
they certainly got you...
Jiblet
17-04-2010, 06:21 AM
I think you missed the joke.
didn't miss the joke, mearly pointing it out...
RICEY
17-04-2010, 06:57 AM
didn't miss the joke, mearly pointing it out...
Facepalm.
jaybee
17-04-2010, 07:23 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0805/the-joke-demotivational-poster-1210595431.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/the-joke-demotivational-poster-5599.html)
Would have been a fucking awesome trip, Funny that it went off days after they left.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/04/500x_top_gear_volcano.jpg
http://cache-02.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/04/500x_toyota_hilux_volcano_02.jpg
e30_power
17-04-2010, 07:50 AM
LOL funny shit!!
but on a serious note... their will be more and more volcano eruptions and also earthquakes to come. The earth is close for another pole shift according to scientists. So we are pretty screwed either way.
mazgem
17-04-2010, 09:11 AM
awesome. nothing like driving in a volcano for a tv show
pole shift? sure.
LOL funny shit!!
but on a serious note... their will be more and more volcano eruptions and also earthquakes to come. The earth is close for another pole shift according to scientists. So we are pretty screwed either way.
Am I going to have to buy a new compass?
Ryan1080
17-04-2010, 09:42 AM
LOL funny shit!!
but on a serious note... their will be more and more volcano eruptions and also earthquakes to come. The earth is close for another pole shift according to scientists. So we are pretty screwed either way.
SOR will be NOR, NOR will be SOR...
Yep, we're screwed :lol:
blaize
17-04-2010, 12:35 PM
Hahaha.
Brockas
17-04-2010, 12:41 PM
Am I the only one who didn't even find this remotely funny?
Syncope
17-04-2010, 01:24 PM
Not the only one. Jiblet brought out a cackle otherwise i'm surprised the thread hasn't been moved to the anti-pool room.
Am I the only one who didn't even find this remotely funny?
+1
Rantopotamus
17-04-2010, 02:40 PM
you are all tooo coool for scchhoolll!!!
Am I the only one who didn't even find this remotely funny?
I was about to ask for bandwith refund
dufus is soon to be renamed news.com.au
duste
17-04-2010, 03:11 PM
dufus is soon to be renamed news.com.au
:lol:
But I like every second news article being reiterated on these forums.
KyeBidz
17-04-2010, 03:14 PM
Dufus creates another shit thread.
Standard.
Brockas
17-04-2010, 03:22 PM
you are all tooo coool for scchhoolll!!!
http://i41.tinypic.com/w9fiqe.jpg
RICEY
17-04-2010, 03:38 PM
haha, what knobs..
did anyone notice how they said "Richard Clarkson" and "Jeremy Hammond"? Its Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson....
I disagree Paul I found this part quite humorous hahaha
Rantopotamus
17-04-2010, 09:38 PM
Ohh the bandwagon again! You guys are so tough with your words...
Its a bit of fun. There is more people on this forum than Kye Brockas and TJ.
It was car related and had Top Gear and it was stupid.
I posted.
Woopty fucken do!
Have something to add then add it! Whinging...?? Again.
Who really cares. I love this forum and if I see something I feel worth while adding I will.
Im pretty sure no one forced you to read it.
Rantopotamus
17-04-2010, 09:40 PM
And FYI this isnt from a news article...
Jiblet
18-04-2010, 05:52 AM
haha i thought it was a news article til after i posted and realised it was a blog...(didn't visit links)
can't wait to see it on the episode, that hilux is pretty awesome
FitzyB
18-04-2010, 09:18 AM
there are pics somewhere of them driving it over the freshly hardened lava, even though they modified it to spray water on the wheels one of them still caught on fire, May shat bricks :p
Who really cares. I love this forum and if I see something I feel worth while adding I will.
Not if you have the choice removed from you.
Difference between adding to this forum, and dribbling shit. Its a fine line at times.
Slip_
18-04-2010, 01:03 PM
LOL @ Lipdrop
Rantopotamus
18-04-2010, 01:33 PM
Well, there was no shit driblbing. It was a quote.
Wasn't piss yourself material, I get it... Not everyone will like everything. Difference is the main few will always have a whinge or have to comment. We all like to stir - because you can, thats the point of a forum.
I like to have a discussoin but its light hearted and generic. I dont think about it after i've read it. Its something to pass the time and occasionally find something interesting. Everyone can have a say!
Difference is you lot like to stir and remind everyone that you can ban people. I'll cop a flame, but whiging over this is gay.
I would understand if it was completely uninteresting and irrelevant.
KyeBidz
18-04-2010, 01:34 PM
LOL @ double lip drop
Brockas
18-04-2010, 01:36 PM
It was completely uninteresting and irrelevant.
Rantopotamus
18-04-2010, 01:59 PM
i rest my case.
pingpingpingpings just RELAXXX! pingpingpingpings all riled up n twitchy like they been railing lines or crumbs of coke!
ho57ile
18-04-2010, 02:28 PM
Did anyone expect thread of the year? Didn't like it? Move on.
KAL SPL
18-04-2010, 07:18 PM
Off topic but came across this pic from the eruption.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x127/KAL_SPL/24168_109893069051212_1000009155765.jpg
Just be glad that Im nice enough to remind people and give them the chance.
it used to be ban without reason.
http://cdn.elev8.com/files//2009/06/monk-bowing-down.jpg
Syncope
19-04-2010, 12:57 PM
Just be glad that Im nice enough to remind people and give them the chance.
it used to be ban without reason.
:banana:
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