Thanks, Midland retard!

[savage1987]

I was driving home in the bunky today when I became nervous that the police car behind me would pull me over for my faded VR tail light reflectors and I'd have to pit the car... *suicide*

THANKFULLY I was in Midland and a local came to the rescue! In an odd way, but a rescue nevertheless! Bear in mind, this is Keane St, the extension of Gt Northern Hwy... not a back street.


I noticed this seedy looking dude (caucasian I might add) wearing black on the side of the road in the distance, walking toward me with hands looked like they were behind his belt buckle

He started looking around suspiciously

Obviously his looking around skills are not great, because he failed to see the marked police car behind me (3 cars distant from him and getting closer fast). I realise his hands are NOT behind his belt buckle.

Failing to notice the presence of the law, he decided it was a good idea to flop his cock out and have a piss on someone's front fence. Right there, in broad daylight just before 5PM, with a school kid walking past. FUCKING FAIL LMAO

Cops diverted

I lol so hard and look in my rear view for further lols, and have a fun time avoiding someone who slammed the brakes on to turn right in front of me ... but it didn't matter, I was lol'ing so hard.


:):)

Seriously how fucking dumb can you get!



Sam




further: this all occurred immediately AFTER some pisswreck tramp and her friend looked like they wanted a dicking in the Police Station, right then and there. From the look one of them was giving me I'd nearly have obliged, certainly were hot enough, but being in Midland surely would have banged plenty abos, and have alllll the diseases.

[Niksmo]

love a good distraction :)

got pulled over doing 30ks over the limit, cop walked to my window, gave them my licence and then some DD drives past, mounts a kerb and hits a stop sign. i got a warning and the cops told me to go. /csb

[mazgem]

seen abos take a crap outside the military markets, broad daylight... traffic everywhere, everyone staring! was in my dads car, happened right next to me. could hear him farting and shitting... it was terrible!!!!

midland is a toilet

[savage1987]

could hear him farting and shitting... it was terrible!!!!

fucking lol

[TJ]

Id like to thank the transperth bus driver for stopping at the bus stop today to take me to the gym.

thanks bus man.

[duste]

Id like to thank the transperth bus driver for stopping at the bus stop today to take me to the gym.

thanks bus man.

:lol:

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Id like to thank the transperth bus driver for stopping at the bus stop today to take me to the gym.

thanks bus man.

Hahahahahaha Bussing it for the Gym, Nice!

[SimonR32]

CSB

[TJ]

I have no license and I am not walking through Balga!

[Frostitute]

I'd feel safer walking then catching public transport through balga lol...though either way both are equally as bad

[Steppo_GT]

you get asked for a dollar on the way to the bus then again on the bus so whats the difference.

[Fukushima]

you get asked for a dollar on the way to the bus then again on the bus so whats the difference.

you think with inflation they'd be asking for $5 by now

used to ask me for a dollar when I was 15 in the Townsville mall

/continue thread about nothing

[Skitzo]

Man, didn't open the door wide enough, and smashed my shoulder right into the it.

[mitchy]

oh shit, not into the it!

[Ben Wha]

I have no license and I am not walking through Balga!

Balga - "The new North". Beautiful suburb.

[TJ]

I'd feel safer walking then catching public transport through balga lol...though either way both are equally as bad

You live in Forri. House that glass house treating you

[Skitzo]

oh shit, not into the it!

Yeah dudette, straight into the it. The it did not appreciate it.

[EVLO]

I have no license and I am not walking through Balga!

The walking/sprinting would be orsm cardio though TJ!! No better incentive to keep going than 10 guys with busted bottles after you..

[TJ]

Hahaha!

I walked 2 Saturdays ago - its about 5km.

Balga Av, 500m from gym - walk past a house, about 10 empty flaggons on the lawn, at least 100 cans, several "natives" sitting around staring at me.. could hear one over my music "phhucccking white kunt" (i think he was blaas uncle actually)

Id rather avoid the hassle :)

[jaybee]

i just had a coffee, i think im going to go make myself another one.

[Sevan]

awesome! i love coffee! i'm going to have one too

[mitchy]

i got a free muffin with my coffee today

[Skitzo]

I don't drink coffee, tea or urine. Don't mind the odd mocha though, but only if its more chocolate than coffee.

[mitchy]

nor do i, i just bought it so i got as muffin for FREE!

[jaybee]

well if you dont drink coffee, then buy coffee for the extra muffin, really your just buying the muffin then arent you?

[mitchy]

i lied, i was just pretending i like the same things as skitzo so i could hit on him

[jaybee]

jarred doesnt like muffin.


tops.

[PSI 304]

I just thought that i would type a reply to this thread before it gets locked. My post is as useless as this entire thread...

...Bring back the dragons!

[Sevan]

http://forumspile.com/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

[wadragracing]

you think with inflation they'd be asking for $5 by now

used to ask me for a dollar when I was 15 in the Townsville mall

/continue thread about nothing
Funny you mention that.
A friend of mine was at the service station and a guy comes up asking for 10 or 15 dollars because he has run out of fuel and needs to get home.
She gives him a couple of dollars which he looked at, then threw back at her and told her to fuck off.

What's the world coming to yada yada yada

[Skitzo]

i lied, i was just pretending i like the same things as skitzo so i could hit on him

trade your nissan for a toyo, will make things part a lot easier ;)

[Joe]

I know some guy who knows some guy who robbed some guy.

[e30_power]

Hahaha!

I walked 2 Saturdays ago - its about 5km.

Balga Av, 500m from gym - walk past a house, about 10 empty flaggons on the lawn, at least 100 cans, several "natives" sitting around staring at me.. could hear one over my music "phhucccking white kunt" (i think he was blaas uncle actually)

Id rather avoid the hassle :)

haha sounds like home sweet home!

[jaybee]

I like the posts of ~tj he is cool guy!

[TJ]

LOL

[Skitzo]

This thread is now about quotes.

Brockas: The problem is, i actually have too much cash.

[j3rk]

Blaa: Did you see that?! Ben stuck his tounge down my throat!
...True story.

[Jizz-Lebrity]

lol @ Midland retard.

lol @ Balga vs Forrie cripple fight.

[TJ]

I dont live in Balga so couldnt give a shit. But coming from a forrie resident, its rich. Real rich.

[goodie]

Especially when the only thing separating him from his natives neighbours blew down not to long ago…

[Jizz-Lebrity]

I dont live in Balga so couldnt give a shit. But coming from a forrie resident, its rich. Real rich.

Hairy muff, and that's true...unless the hack is directed at an Ethiopian resident.

[2nd2nun]

I can vouch that Forrie is a shit hole, went to school there.. Have the pleasure of NOT living there.. Neighboring shitta High Wycombe FTW!

[iluv2moan]

you think with inflation they'd be asking for $5 by now

used to ask me for a dollar when I was 15 in the Townsville mall

/continue thread about nothing


had a local ask me for $20 on sunday while i was sittign in my car in leedy so that he could afford enough fuel to get him back to rockingham. when i said no, he said hows about 5 then..

[Fryman]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

[savage1987]

:lol:

granted I had no idea where this thread would go... still I didn't expect this level of random.

[mr_mike]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/thedivider/Sence.jpg

[TargaHatch]

You live in Forri. House that glass house treating you

It's "how's" dude, not "house", and I'm drunk............

[duste]

Yeah dude.

[R3N]

JEEP BRAH!

[d1_drifter]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/thedivider/Sence.jpg

Mr Vader likes his water filtered?

Made sense.

[mitchy]

trade your nissan for a toyo, will make things part a lot easier ;)

what!? i'd have to be gay or something to do that

[Torquen]

Allways blow on the pie

[jaybee]

i wouldnt mind another coffee.

[Stef]

popcorn anyone? *hands around*

[PAGZ]

starrrrving, mite go make some cheese and vegimite on toast !

[jaybee]

thats ok, im making more power in a cylinder then all 4 of yours combined, dipshit.

[brynj]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5581/astormytrooper.jpg

[Onijin]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5581/astormytrooper.jpg

Haha, gold!:lol: