Valentines Day

[///M]

Well Valentines day is this Sunday..

So i was wondering what others are planning to do with there partners this year?

Also what are you planning to get them or have already got them?

[Evilteddy]

Planning to work 12 odd hours at a festival... partner will be there as well... working... :)

HAPPY HALLMARK DAY!

[Mariuszfc20b]

Flowers sent to her work friday and dinner at Lamonts on sunday so far

[R3N]

anyone wanna hook up? i got nothing else to do

[POTTER]

burnout!

[V8ENZ]

boning

[1JZNOSHIT]

Hopefully my wife will be in the kitchen cooking me a decent meal while I enjoy the NBA Allstar weekend on ESPN :)

[dexplosion]

burnouts with sinore potter

[stumps.]

dick + ribbon tied in a bow shape

[Ben Wha]

Dick in a box.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/dicksinboxes.jpg

If that fails, then I will take her out to dinner.

[wadragracing]

Lawnmowing.
Boyfriend who is douche not taking girl who is my friend out on Valentine's Day, instead going to football.
Girl is now coming over to my house instead. Win.

[kurbn]

-Breakfast in subi
-Picnic with couple friends
-Sexy time

[Steppo_GT]

I was planning to take mine to shooting then lunch at freo

[dexplosion]

trim those edges mr wadrag

[hostage_85]

Taking a trip to Northam/York and staying at a hotel for a dirty weekend away :p

[180SXTCY]

anyone wanna hook up? i got nothing else to do

HAHA kuek :lol:

[Skitzo]

Valentines is this sunday hey, feck.

[ben351]

Rotto ... then try for anal

[INSINR8R]

Rotto ... then try for anal

try single man DP... nuts go in the butthole

[Lonewolf]

first one single in ~7 years, will enjoy it on the couch.

[TJ]

Beating my dick like it owes me money

[Niva]

shit thats my day off, sorry babe

[AGIT8D]

Got family member's birthday (on Val day) and going away party that day, so not much. Will be hungover from bucks party so might force myself to go out for dinner if we can get a booking otherwise I'll cook her a feed.

Already got her a present and already gave it to her, she wanted a new camera so I got her a pink nikon one, she's stoked. Not romantic but she used the 'but now we can take more photos together' thing to make it sound better..

Dunno what she got me but she reckons it's epic.

[brynj]

Bali for the weekend... romantic foam party at the bounty maybe

[Niva]

Got family member's birthday (on Val day) and going away party that day, so not much. Will be hungover from bucks party so might force myself to go out for dinner if we can get a booking otherwise I'll cook her a feed.

Already got her a present and already gave it to her, she wanted a new camera so I got her a pink nikon one, she's stoked. Not romantic but she used the 'but now we can take more photos together' thing to make it sound better..

Dunno what she got me but she reckons it's epic.

what ever it is you now have no excuse not to have pics.... come onnnn fangs

[TJ]

Dunno what she got me but she reckons it's epic.

Best friend?

:D

[Halle Terry]

Sent her a card+flowers....she kind of lives in another country.

[Anahera]

Well Adrian and I dont have our licences and I dont get paid till next week so I guess the only option is to stay at home, make him scrambled eggs and he can fertalise my eggs hahaha

[stumps.]

pics?

[magic1]

what are u getting meg meg paul? jewllery?

[GTS4SUM]

arrive in Airlie beach with the misses on suday moring! she said she's got

something planned but i dont no what! i scored a blue viagra pill off a mate

for my bithday last week so gonna drop that after dinner and see how that

goes haha

[miss_petepie]

we dont celebrate it so will be like any other sunday :)

[titmeat]

going to bang the ex ! might take her out to dinner

[DanWA]

out to dinner, extortion priced roses delivered.. the norm

[shifted]

Single for this one this year, plus can't drive anywhere, so prob be on the couch, though have had girls ask me to be their valentine, don't know why, but I can't take them out anyway cos can't drive. :p haha

Have to make it up to them though when I can though they say. :(

Edit: I have in the past though, had flowers and chocolates delivered and then taken them to dinner and out and about in the town.

[Dirty32]

Go out and grab some flowers Sunday morning on the quiet, take the pups to the dogbeach in the morning, maybe go for lunch out or take some stuff for a little picnic up to kings park (i know its cliche, but never been there for valentines) with a couple picnic blankets and try for some 'park love'!

Considering going to see 'Valentines Day' movie (again, a little lame...), at least Jess Alba is in it...!

OR - None of the above, cant afford shit. Goin to Thailand in a couple weeks and need to save some kesh!
Stay home and bone!

[INSINR8R]

Well Adrian and I dont have our licences and I dont get paid till next week so I guess the only option is to stay at home, make him scrambled eggs and he can fertalise my eggs hahaha

Its a given really. No sex from your partner on V day is the worst thing...

[Chris138]

Single for this one this year, plus can't drive anywhere, so prob be on the couch, though have had girls ask me to be their valentine, don't know why, but I can't take them out anyway cos can't drive. :p haha

Have to make it up to them though when I can though they say. :(


Tell them all you'll be their valentine, invite them all over. Send them all to kitchen. Enjoy all-you-can-eat buffet. Win.

[devilfish]

gonna dump the bitch before Sunday... :)

[evil1]

flowers gettin sent to her work on satday, and lunch sunday then good vibes.

[ho57ile]

going to bang the ex !

Fixed.

[DrKarl]

Hitting up a few pubs. May as well spend the usual valentine money on myself.

[shifted]

Tell them all you'll be their valentine, invite them all over. Send them all to kitchen. Enjoy all-you-can-eat buffet. Win.

LOL fuck yeah that is a Win!


gonna dump the bitch before Sunday... :)

Oh that is cold. Warranted though? :p haha

[Mrs.Antilag]

what are u getting meg meg paul? jewllery?

hahaha you know what happened to the jewelry he got me for christmas....... :lol:

[Brockas]

Relax, you're getting nothing.

[Mrs.Antilag]

Relax, you're getting nothing.

That's ok... my gift to myself is the leopard print g-string I bought you!!

[[FFOUR]]

Please wear it to basketball tonight (Paul that is, sorry Megan).

[INSINR8R]

That's ok... my gift to myself is the leopard print g-string I bought you!!

Oh dear god no!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/mc03steve/DEMOT1.JPG

[duste]

That's ok... my gift to myself is the leopard print g-string I bought you!!

Tent? Pitched.

[titmeat]

Fixed.

ahaha yeah probablly

[JBAE]

That's ok... my gift to myself is the leopard print g-string I bought you!!

cathy just slip ye olde digit into anoose next time captain cook is dishing some plow! will make his day!

[R31 POWER]

I'm a bit sad that I could actually decipher that. :(

Love Grace xoxox

[shifted]

cathy just slip ye olde digit into anoose next time captain cook is dishing some plow! will make his day!

lmao hahaha

[Tard Of War]

Traul saturday night at the plex for a fine piece of kwinana ass that might spend the night with me for a goonbag.....if that fails ill be beating my dick like most other singles :)

[Dirty32]

lol, best night for a single to tune is valentines day!

Cant beat a random slut for a V-day root.

[yeahlow34]

.... come onnnn fangs

Fuck that made laugh....hardddddd!

Single this year, so doing fuck all. Several girls I wanna bone, but valentines day shit just seems gay and overpriced. Friends organising some event at geisha bar on the Sunday, so I'll probably hit that up. No good vibes :(

[DTM-031]

lol, best night for a single to tune is valentines day!

Cant beat a random slut for a V-day root.

lol true true.

i got monday off as well, single men of antilag unite!

[///M]

lol, best night for a single to tune is valentines day!

Cant beat a random slut for a V-day root.

the deen on saturday night should be good for the single boys :p apparently its singles night there lol

[shifted]

the deen on saturday night should be good for the single boys :p apparently its singles night there lol

Fucking crutches. Damn.lol

[Jumanji]

Taking the GF to to dinner and then to see the Valentines day movie La Premier. She totalled her VN SS yesterday so i think she needs some lovin she's cut up pretty bad.

[Skitzo]

Going for wet laps?

[Jumanji]

Fucking crutches. Damn.lol

Paint them pink and tie a bow and go and give 'em to a girl as a present lol.

[sami_]

Travel expo
misses purchasing tickets for us to Europe
then go home.. Cook dinner.. Make sweet sweet love then go to sleep

[AGIT8D]

Best friend?

:D

She picked it up from the shops today so I'm doubtful, but if it turns out to be a friend of hers then.. awesome! :muff:

[shifted]

Paint them pink and tie a bow and go and give 'em to a girl as a present lol.

And then hop on one foot for the rest of the night. :p hahaha

[Jumanji]

And then hop on one foot for the rest of the night. :p hahaha

lol, you have the best option in the game man you could go out to the dean any say you injured yourself whilst saving a stranded puppy down a hole or some shit and your mates dragged you out of the house, lol some chicks eat the stuff up. :)

[Darklove]

1. Order pizza hut, get home delivery to celebrate the special occasion
2. Consume missus valentine's day present - bottle of wild turkey
3. Bed, Pound vag as hard as possible for 40 seconds, fart, jizz, cry, pass out cold

[Jizz-Lebrity]

Fucken lol. Might check out that "one night stand" at the Deen if Im able to get some new poofter shoes in time..

[mantou]

1) Soccer at 9am
2) Soccer at 1pm
3) Temple for Chinese New Year celebrations
how fun.. >_>

[[FFOUR]]

Sleep in then watch NBA Allstar action and play a bball game in the arvo.

My girl is studying for an exam so I got a free pass for the day, other than perhaps dropping in quickly to give her some flowers/chocolate.

[Dirty32]

Fucken lol. Might check out that "one night stand" at the Deen if Im able to get some new poofter shoes in time..

Dude, even tho it is probably the best night of the year to tune a random thats looking for some "spontaneous" romance... you might struggle!

Suggestion: Walk in to one of the many "massage parlours" in Northbridge with said poofter shoes and 2 $100 notes in your back pocket and I think your in with a good chance!

Let us know how it goes.......!

Jokes dude, give it ya best shot. Worse case - end up with nothin but redtube at home, Win/Win!

[Joe]

Going for wet laps?

:lol:


Dude, even tho it is probably the best night of the year to tune a random thats looking for some "spontaneous" romance... you might struggle!

:lol: :lol:


1. Order pizza hut, get home delivery to celebrate the special occasion
2. Consume missus valentine's day present - bottle of wild turkey
3. Bed, Pound vag as hard as possible for 40 seconds, fart, jizz, cry, pass out cold

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[adrenalin]

Single as well so fark all.

Do you know if the All Star Game being played on Sunday at Cas cause might hit it up

[AGIT8D]

Gettin present tonight, it's not one of her mates apparently :(

[Jizz-Lebrity]

LOL Dirty!

Wasn't saying I was actually planning on trying anything! :D

That being said, I now know that I'm going to be in Bunbury over the weekend & into next week, so anything's possible :)

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

1. Order pizza hut, get home delivery to celebrate the special occasion
2. Consume missus valentine's day present - bottle of wild turkey
3. Bed, Pound vag as hard as possible for 40 seconds, fart, jizz, cry, pass out cold

Hahahahahahaha

Best valentines day EVER

[[FFOUR]]

Single as well so fark all.

Do you know if the All Star Game being played on Sunday at Cas cause might hit it up

The game is on Monday Perth time, they might show the dunk contest/3pt shootout and that stuff if you're lucky on Sunday.

[Splat_man]

Sunday normally has the rookie/sophomore game, which in past years i have found more enjoyable than the actual all star game.

[adrenalin]

Hmm easier to download i spose

[Darklove]

I need to get the other half a present (besides the bottle of wild turkey I'm going to destroy). Anyone got any good present ideas chicks love that don't include flowers / chocolates / jewellery / perfume?

[adrenalin]

dinner

That way she is happy and after it you can go to town on the wild turkey then her after it

[AGIT8D]

soaps and fluffy useless ornaments for the bathroom area.. book her in for a massage? i'm sure you've already got her booked in for a facial anyway! ;)

[Jizz-Lebrity]

Sif smash mrs after wild turkey, will penis even function when you're so far gone?

[Darklove]

dunno mate, might be a good chance to try out the cialis pill I scored from a mate :boink: hopefully I don't end up with permanent wood and end up at the GP "help me doc I can't stop pissing in my eye"

[yeahlow34]

dunno mate, might be a good chance to try out the cialis pill I scored from a mate :boink: hopefully I don't end up with permanent wood and end up at the GP "help me doc I can't stop pissing in my eye"

Half at a time time dude.....Trust me.

Fucking very worthwhile though - you'll smash for hours....just because you literally cannot get rid of the boner haha.

[RELEASE]

I need to get the other half a present (besides the bottle of wild turkey I'm going to destroy). Anyone got any good present ideas chicks love that don't include flowers / chocolates / jewellery / perfume?
easiest pressie...go to The Body Shop
pick out pre packed pack of smelly bath/shower stuff and creams...
they have ones from $10 to $200 packs...cater to all budgets :p

[RELEASE]

dunno mate, might be a good chance to try out the cialis pill I scored from a mate :boink: hopefully I don't end up with permanent wood and end up at the GP "help me doc I can't stop pissing in my eye"dont do what my mate did a couple months back...
takes one...after 30min nothing...
takes another.....BINGO

poor pingpingpingping couldnt sleep, piss or get rid of the boner for over 13hours...
he needed to piss, was in pain but couldnt go
had to go to hospital and have a cathoda smashed through the eye of his c0ck.....

[Darklove]

had to go to hospital and have a cathoda smashed through the eye of his c0ck.....

yeah FUCK THAT
I'm a bit cautious about even taking half a pill as my mate who gets them has trouble sleeping afterwards thanks to his all-night throbber and his wife can't walk the next day. Might have a prep wank first just to be safe

[INSINR8R]

For you lovers out there, some special Valentine's Day cards

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[Mariuszfc20b]

Half at a time time dude.....Trust me.

Fucking very worthwhile though - you'll smash for hours....just because you literally cannot get rid of the boner haha.

I want to smash her all night were do you get them from!!!... Just one anyone haha

[Dirty32]

you'll smash for hours....

Flippers!
Same same - takes a while to fly at full mast, but when your there you can fuk for hours.

Added advantage: throw some good music on, lose the inhibitions, go crazy and everything else you do / see / touch feels great!

[AGIT8D]

Or flippers then weed for crazy out of body experiences while on the job.. lol

[yeahlow34]

I want to smash her all night were do you get them from!!!... Just one anyone haha

A mate gave me one months back. Haven't got a hold of any since. Sure some fine antilag members would know where. I'd be keen on a few more...mate I got it off is in Melbourne for 6 months.

[Brockas]

1. Order pizza hut, get home delivery to celebrate the special occasion
2. Consume missus valentine's day present - bottle of wild turkey
3. Bed, Pound vag as hard as possible for 40 seconds, fart, jizz, cry, pass out cold

That is 100% pure awesomeness.

[JME]

Sunday Dim Sum session with the special lady.

[f6rspec]

any chance for a group buy

[Fukushima]

poor pingpingpingping couldnt sleep, piss or get rid of the boner for over 13hours...
he needed to piss, was in pain but couldnt go
had to go to hospital and have a cathoda smashed through the eye of his c0ck.....

some helpful advice from a pharmacist:

should you ever find yourself with a raging boner that wont go away... take cold and flu tablets. pseudoephedrine kills the boner.

and no I dont take group buys for viagra, go see a bulk billing GP and say you've had it before and need a repeat script.

[Niva]

viagra? try knocking her purse of the table.. if you dont get a bonner when she bends over your gay.

[shifted]

I need to get the other half a present (besides the bottle of wild turkey I'm going to destroy). Anyone got any good present ideas chicks love that don't include flowers / chocolates / jewellery / perfume?

Go to IKEA.

They have these little hearts with hands you can buy for like $2. I bought 5 for my ex when we were together last year, bought a length of rope, then just tied the rope around each one at intervals, the hands had velcro so you can position them whatever way you liked.

$20 later and she was over the moon. Should have done this the year before instead of jewellery. :p ahahaha

[devilfish]

Go to IKEA.

Buy kitchen stuff ie new frying pan and cheap tupperware

corrected

[[FFOUR]]

Sunday normally has the rookie/sophomore game, which in past years i have found more enjoyable than the actual all star game.

Nah thats on today, starting very shortly. Should be good.

[Fukushima]

Dude, even tho it is probably the best night of the year to tune a random thats looking for some "spontaneous" romance... you might struggle!

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5230/roofies7510168.jpg

[PSI 304]

any chance for a group buy

http://ciallis.cialisus.info/

Get a few bloke to chuck in haha

[Darklove]

Go to IKEA.

They have these little hearts with hands you can buy for like $2.

Fukn spewing I didn't read this before I went with the 'book her in for a massage' suggestion. The hot chick at the counter saw me coming a mile off, managed to sweet talk me into spending $200 on some valentines day special. If this doesn't get me a ticket to brown town I'm trading my missus in

[JBAE]

i has no wench to fucking destroy tomorrow ne1 got a sister who likes taking it in the anous or having vag pounded for a good hour or two let me know will pay hansomely in export or vb your choice

failing that im going to download a shitload of he-she porn tonight and rip the head off to some hot looking bloke pounding some slightly less hot bitch in the poo shooter

[Niva]

Fukn spewing I didn't read this before I went with the 'book her in for a massage' suggestion. The hot chick at the counter saw me coming a mile off, managed to sweet talk me into spending $200 on some valentines day special. If this doesn't get me a ticket to brown town I'm trading my missus in


hey mate can you PM some pics if brown town falls through? i have one im keen to swap, high km but runs well, not really suitable for a daily but makes an excellent weekend warrior

[shifted]

hey mate can you PM some pics if brown town falls through? i have one im keen to swap, high km but runs well, not really suitable for a daily but makes an excellent weekend warrior

Fucking LOL!

[Brett_J]

Well I ruined two of my friends Valentines day by finding out and telling them they are actually dating the same guy after seeing him on both of their Facebook pages.

[Yarms]

better now than to find out on the day i guess...

[Anahera]

well my Valentines present was great! NOT hahaha

I received a card from Adrian and that was it.

only to find out that his Mother had purchased the card and told him to give it to me!

But he gets a new fuel pump for his surge tank from me. haha

[Joe]

well my Valentines present was great! NOT hahaha

I received a card from Adrian and that was it.

only to find out that his Mother had purchased the card and told him to give it to me!

But he gets a new fuel filter for his surge tank from me. haha

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skitzo]

Went to the movies and lunch with the mrs. She paid.

[Simon]

bought my missus a ticket to GV.. i went fishing.
best idea to date.

[TJ]

Well I ruined two of my friends Valentines day by finding out and telling them they are actually dating the same guy after seeing him on both of their Facebook pages.

LOL


well my Valentines present was great! NOT hahaha

I received a card from Adrian and that was it.

only to find out that his Mother had purchased the card and told him to give it to me!

But he gets a new fuel filter for his surge tank from me. haha

MEGA LOL

[INSINR8R]

Bought my gf a card, dozen red/white/pink/yellow roses and put a message in that Book Of Love that was in the Sunday Time yesterday.

I got a card, a chocolate rose and a message in that Book Of Love that was in the Sunday Times yesterday.

Just spent the day with her. Was good, nice and relaxing, didn't cost me much considering I have no money.

EDIT: (This is what was originally here) And rough sex. I have bruises on my face and throat to prove it. Win.

[RELEASE]

Bought my gf a card, dozen red/white/pink/yellow roses and put a message in that Book Of Love that was in the Sunday Time yesterday.

I got a card, a chocolate rose and a message in that Book Of Love that was in the Sunday Times yesterday.

Just spent the day with her. Was good, nice and relaxing, didn't cost me much considering I have no money.i liked it before you edited and took out the rough sex part with bruises on ur face and neck :lol: :lol:

[Joe]

I had a farkin fantastic V-Day.

Went at 9.30 with a massive hangover to pick up some roses for my mrs (struggle but was well worth it!)

The rest of the day was spent lying on the couch watching sport and documentaries whilst my hangover subsided, whilst my mrs sat next to me doing work on her laptop.

My mrs made me a deluxe steak sandwich for lunch... sooo goooot

THEN, we went to South Perth foreshore at 5.30pm (hangover gone) and ate pizza's with redline07 and Jme, and respective partners... and we played bocce, drank Tooheys 5 seeds and went for a spirited drive in an Evo X MR.

Was a pretty farkin good day :D

P.S. COOL STORY BRO

[hostage_85]

Mine was pretty good also,

Took a drive out to northam on Saturday, the damn hotel let us done so went to visitors center and they organised a hell nice place for us to stay, spent the night having Sexy Time, Drinking Wine and watching movies. Sunday had a wikid Valentines Day breakfast made by the B&B then headed of to York, went and visited a Winery and Shiz, then headed home, and played video games :D

[kirbo]

Strapped my lady friend on the back of the bike, cruised to little caesars, hills run, sunset @ kings park then just gazed at each other for hours.


well my Valentines present was great! NOT hahaha

I received a card from Adrian and that was it.

only to find out that his Mother had purchased the card and told him to give it to me!

But he gets a new fuel filter for his surge tank from me. haha


Haha gold!!

[dexplosion]

woke up, ignored all phone calls and messages from the missus, nursed hang over, fine smokeables, 8 hours of xbox
an excellent day in my books

[Niva]

^^ pretty much exact copy except it was the banging and inaudiable muffles coming from the closet that i had to ignore.

[Steppo_GT]

Went and shot a .45 Smith & Wesson and a Ruger SR9 semi auto, then had lunch in Freo, came home had sexy time and went to bed!

[dexplosion]

im glad i didnt have too use the last of my cables ties too secure her in the closet, never know when i may need them

[MMM]

anyone read those corny comments in the sunday times love book? Always good for a laugh.

But i did find one that had antilag written all over it.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/123MMM/Image055.jpg

LOL

[hostage_85]

FUCKEN LOL!!!

[PSI 304]

Woke up at 7, so woke up the mrs and told her we were going to rottnest for the day. Drive from Bunbury to Northport, she pays for ferry tickets and bike hire, I paid for lunch. Bargain for me! Neither of us had been there for about 10 years (i was in Year 6 at school) so wasnt a bad trip! She was happy, i had fun, good spontaneous thought by me! GO ME!

[dexplosion]

FUCKING LOL
flawless victory

[Brockas]

anyone read those corny comments in the sunday times love book? Always good for a laugh.

But i did find one that had antilag written all over it.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/123MMM/Image055.jpg

LOL

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHA

Has to be Ben...

[kirbo]

Ahahaha ooooooooooooh, and I thought nobody here would read the personals!

[INSINR8R]

i liked it before you edited and took out the rough sex part with bruises on ur face and neck :lol: :lol:

Hahaha yeah I think she looks at antilag on the sly. I'll chuck it back in there :D

[SSICK]

so i didnt do anything....never had a gf on valentines days so didnt think it would matter.

currently waiting for my balls back.

[mc68]

I woke up at 6.30, towed my car down to the moneyplex for the cams festival thingo, sat around bored off my ass for 9 hours getting nicely sunburnt.

Came home, mixed a gin an tonic, had a bat, went to bed.

should have bought my left hand something nice

[shifted]

currently waiting for my balls back.

Big mistake. haha


should have bought my left hand something nice

LOL