Akinator, The web genius

[MikeS14]

http://au.akinator.com/
This is amazing shit.
Basically think of a character and answer the questions.
I have thought of Pedobear and The Stig and it guessed it right.

[Niva]

Penn Badgley (Gossip Girl)
wrong, spiderman ahahaha

[XF Falcon]

LOL damnit it got Turk, that black dude off Srubs.

Must be a pretty big database or at least a wicked algorithm which searches the net based upon all the info you give it :)

[INSINR8R]

I picked Rob Flynn (calm down Tocchi) from Machine Head and it guessed it, but then my brother chose Jamie Durie and it got it wrong

[[FFOUR]]

Not bad, if the person is well known enough it seems to get it right most times.

It got LeBron James, Alex Ovechkin (ice hockey player) and Michael Schumacher.

Failed on Horacio Pagani (of Zonda fame), thought I was talking about the Pope haha.

[Niva]

Horacio / pope. same same

[XF Falcon]

damnit, it guessed Belladonna too lol

[INSINR8R]

if it gets it wrong, it asks you to put in the name you were thinking of. Then it searches the net for them and gathers the questions.

[ben351]

wtf ....

it guessed Dewy from Malcom in the middle !

[Niva]

Dr. Emmett L. Brown (Back to the Future)


GET OUT OF MY HEADDDDDD

[Blueraven]

ahah....

got Jenna haze...and gave me sasha grey when i was thinking of taylor rain...

[evilvl]

Guessed correctly Phil Hellmuth, I really thought it wouldn't get that one.

[xr06t]

it guessed hamburgular too!!

[Skitzo]

ahah....

got Jenna haze...

haha i tried her and it didnt get it.

[xr06t]

stumped it with Tin Tin

[mys1]

Ahhh Tin Tin!

It got Harry Conick Jr, Didnt get Fiona Apple

[ben351]

it got Dr SHeldon Copper off Big Bang Theory

[INSINR8R]

Wow, I chose FPS Doug and it guessed it, answered mostly no's too. Retarded. I hate this.

[Brockas]

Fuck.

Don't know how, but it guessed Mark Webber.

Pretty cool!!

[wadragracing]

It got the T-Rex from Jurassic Park.

[Skitzo]

It got Jenna Haze after i kept going.


But FUCK ME!!!!!!!! It got TJ.

[INSINR8R]

Didn't get TJ for me, so when I went to put him in the database, an error occurred hahaha

[wadragracing]

Didn't get TJ for me, so when I went to put him in the database, an error occurred hahaha
Same haha

[Anaru]

pretty meh. same as the 20q stuff. Although it did get 'Cloud Strife' from FFVII

[Skitzo]

Try TJ's real first name when adding it.

[evoeata]

Fuck, guess captain planet in under 10 guesses!

[TJ]

Dave Chappelle works!

[Joe]

It guessed Rza from Wu Tang

[EVL]

lol got pedobear

[shifted]

There is also this:

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Talk to GOD... :p

[Anaru]

it took 43 questions to get Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I was thinking of Dennis but I stopped there.

[Joe]

It also guessed Notorious BIG very easily.. but FAILED on Prodigy from Mobb Deep.

[waxdass]

it guessed a character from a book i was reading LOL

[TJ]

Took 29 to get mario andretti :D

[Kye]

Didnt guess Elisha Cuthbert.

Lol'd hard when trying to guess a porn actress it asked "does your character have big lips" Wasnt sure how to answer.

[Niva]

LOL @ the speak to to god

Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

fucking pwnd

[Kye]

iGod is awesome.

Me:
Parlez vous francias?

God:
No, i do not speak a word of French

[Alt_F4]

There is also this:

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Talk to GOD... :p

Me: What color is the toilet water in heaven?
God: Red.
Me: What color is it the other days of the month
God: Red.
Me: On your rags all the time hey?

[YOUR MATE]

That thing guessed Peter Brock, Naruto (some anime bloke my brother watches) and Grimace from macca's. Get the fuck out.

[ho57ile]

I broke him on Russel crowe. His speach bubble turned to that "internet could not display the current page"

XD

[schnoods]

Guessed correctly Phil Hellmuth, I really thought it wouldn't get that one.

Did it ask when he gets a bad beat, he has a whinge and carries on like he is the best player in the world who got sucked out ?:)


Guessed Ron Jeremy first off, failed with a couple of others though.

[Alt_F4]

This is addictive...

God: What do you look like?
Me: you should know
God: Because I am a robot?
Me: god is a robot?
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me: what are you?
God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me: what is 2+5?
God: Four.

[Kye]

Me:
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

God:
A Whole Forest

[ho57ile]

God:
How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
you get older men hitting on you
God:
You got that right.


No wonder those damn priests touch up those boys. God aproves.

[evoeata]

Guessed Vonnie chase from entourage. This is bs!

[XF Falcon]

hah that god chat thing

Me:
I like sex
God:
So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
Sex seems okay to me.
Me:
with males or females?
God:
About 3\4ths of my clients are men.
Me:
so you are gay 3/4 of the time then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay 3/4 of the time.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.

[mehow2g]

Akinator doesnt work for me anymore

[evilvl]

Did it ask when he gets a bad beat, he has a whinge and carries on like he is the best player in the world who got sucked out ?:)


Ha...so true! It asked if he was rich, then asked if he was known for being a brat, and that's when I knew he was onto it. Worked it out in about 12 questions.

I've been watching a lot of Phil Hellmuth bad beat videos on youtube lately, watching him spit it is addictive.

[evilvl]

Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Satan
God:
Glad to see you, Satan.
Me:
why are you glad to see Satan?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
but you banished him from heaven
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said I banished him from heaven.
Me:
its in the bible already
God:
Perhaps. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
no there is only one evil overload
God:
Are you serious? There sure is.

[Brockas]

God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
TJ
God:
I've never heard of them before.


SUCK SHIT TJ!

Thats what you get for celebrating Christmas on January 7th!

[mys1]

50 questions to guess Tom Clancy

[Macca]

Me:
When you decide to destroy another country. Which one will it be?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming? The blue one, I think.
Me:
there is a blue country
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
i thought god knew everything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
the bible
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
its a crap book full of bigimist lies
God:
The Bible is a crap book full of bigimist lies. I suppose that makes sense

[hsvp]

wow got Isaih Thomas and Fatcat

[mys1]

Crap it got Buzz light year...

[INSINR8R]

iGod crashes when I ask it if it knows TJ

[Jizz-Lebrity]

God aint' so smart.



Me:
G'day
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue, how about yourself?
God:
Green. How about it.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You're not welcome
God:
Perhaps I said something wrong?
Me:
No, you just never give me anything I want, wanker.
God:
Are you serious? No I sometimes give you anything you want.
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
Well that's the vibe I'm getting, maybe you should look at the way you act around others before you end up lying on the ground passed out getting urinated on...
God:
Vibrating how, specifically?
Me:
That's fucked up man.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[hopey]

it guessed "afro samurai" that thing is messed up

[shifted]

I jumped onto the TJ bandwagon, though I only know of TJ and have seen him at Herb Graham a couple times.

Me: Do you know TJ?
God: Yes I know TJ.
Me: How do you know TJ?
God: Met him on the internet a couple times. Let me think about it.

[TJ]

Ride that wagon hard, makes me a d grade celeb!

Im down with the g o d

[1JZVL]

ben affleck ?

er what, wrong!


edit:

2nd time came out a bit better I guess, but still wrong, least it's not as gay

"Briana Banks"

:confused:

again tried...surely it just goes through like internet history, cookies or whatever the fuck.

managed to get sasha grey to up and I'm pretty sure I've "looked" her up in the past 2wks or so...hmmm sneaky site. then again it asks quite a lot of questions so it just goes by a list of "popular" subjects, process of elimination etc :/ still fun though lol.

[Jizz-Lebrity]

It's got him confused with Brockas this week.

[mitchy]

it got humphrey bear, and brick tamland (from anchorman)


Me:
cause you're a pingpingpingping
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pingpingpingping? Only when it matters.

:lol:

[31-EVO]

Motherfucker doesn't know Danger Mouse

edit: or catdog or banana man

[Splat_man]

http://hotfile.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/guess-who.jpg is old and busted
Akinator is the new hotness

I was thinking of jenna maroney and it got her!

[jr]

it got garth marenghi, in not many guesses thats a fair effort for a not well known tv show

[Ryan]

was thinking of kimberly kole. it came back with carmella bing

least it got the pornstar bit rite

[rucker_]

Got Blade!

[ben351]

after about 40 guesses he got richie benau

[ben351]

lol and it got Kenny Powers

[brynj]

After asking if the person is female and an actress, keeps asking if they are a pornstar... antilag has influenced the questioning somewhat...

[Lozzle]

holy crap it got Jack Black, too

[rucker_]

GOD is an asshole.


God:
What do you look like?
Me:
im black
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are black.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

[rucker_]

took 48 questions to get bananaman. HOW

[Turbo2.6L]

LOL @ the speak to to god

Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

fucking pwnd

Hahaha

[BlueSIV]

HA, prick didnt know the Gobbledock!

[DTM-031]

couldn't get TJ or pedobear lol

and lol, everytime you ask god if he's met tj, he says "that information is confidential"

[shifted]

Me:
Do you know TJ?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Everyone knows TJ
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Really? I thought you knew TJ, you said last time that you did.
God:
For real. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
TJ motherfucker, TJ.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
your? You tell me about TJ.
God:
Are you free? Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is TJ ?
Me:
TJ is GOD.
God:
And GOD is TJ.


Me:
TJ is GOD.
God:
And GOD is TJ.

Looks like TJ has GOD's approval.

[Kye]

The question more importantly, who the fuck are you?

[Adr3naL1N]

haha that is kool

took 21 questions to get the character i was thinking of, jack bauer

[shifted]

The question more importantly, who the fuck are you?

Paul. Why do you ask?

I explained before, jumped on the bandwagon. :p Had nothing better to do. lol