My ride

[TJ]

Hi all, long time reader, decided to join and leave a few choice words here and there.

Here is my ride - well its more a company car, but I pretty much pay for it with your money

-Ford Falcon XR6T
-Custom Led lights
-Custom graphics
-FE2 suspension
-Cop chip - makes it fly to the speed limit only, and when authorised to go over to catch up to those who need justice unleashed.
-In car tv/pc/"information system"

Thats about it

Future plans are to do lots and lots of km's - mainly freeway/highway, you know real safe roads where we all like to creep a few km above the limit.

If not on the fwy, then hiding behind a bus stop or similar playing with our laser pointer thing.


Pics - well you all know what a faclon looks like but here you go



http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200804/r238018_960878.jpg


-Robby J

[Kye]

Die in a hole pingpingpingping

[Davo]

wait wtf he is a cop :O oh god lol..

[RS_Gav]

Wow Robby. Nice ride. Care to tell us exactly what you do for a crust then?


lol

[monk_13]

Needz moar neonz

[TJ]

Gavin,

I represent my local community and their issues.

[mr_mike]

dear rob

Why do you look like a kiddy fiddler?

mike

[RS_Gav]

Gavin,

I represent my local community and their issues.

I cant read that and keep a stright face!!

[TJ]

Michael,

As someone in the public eye, your slanderous and outrageous comments do not phase me.

What phases me, however, is the hoon like behaviour displayed in your display picture.

Did you consider the lives of children and women before getting on your motorized bicycle of death?

[R3N]

what up RJ

[jaybee]

i know rj

[VT SS]

I thought commodores only came with FE2 suspension Mr Johnson ?

or has yours been customized ?

[mitchy]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnout!

[scj91]

What about the rapists?

[TJ]

I thought commodores only came with FE2 suspension Mr Johnson ?

or has yours been customized ?

I need to check with my assistant who wrote this media release .. err post.

[joey89]

Would you like any sniff to assist you to be able to drive a performance car pure columbian A grade disco shit

[TJ]

Joseph you are listed in my files as a gurner.. is that some sort of 4wd Subaru burnout?

[joey89]

Yep thats the stolen one :D

[Ibz]

Is this a joke?

If not. YOU FAIL!!

[TJ]

There is nothing funny about road safety young man.

[Cochee]

Is this a joke?

If not. YOU FAIL!!

Definately not a joke.

I am actually impressed that Mr Johnson has joined this site to see and listen to our views.

[DRKWRX]

enjoy your stay faggot.

[jaybee]

burnout pics failed to load, mr johnson.

[Gurney]

The lack of cable ties and race tape on your ride is deeply disturbing, Mr. Johnson.

[180SXTCY]

surely this isnt real... ?

[PAGZ]

wait wtf he is a cop :O oh god lol..

http://www.roflronjon.net/images/Other/facepalm.jpg

[Ibz]

This is fake.

[Daisy]

so is Santa Clause but why spoil it for the kids??

[Gurney]

I beleive they call this sort of thing a joke, people make them some times for fun. Strange world hey?

[shifted]

Well if the 21,XXX post count didn't make it seem otherwise, I don't know. :p lol

[Miggy]

Dear Mr Johnson

How did someone as retard as your self get to where you are now.



ps. Do a burnout.

[Rantopotamus]

Its TJ's account FFS, It's obviously been hacked as the powers that be enjoy some! How hard is it that the few of you guys cant see the number of posts and / or years he has been here? Yeah Rob Johnson is on Antilag with a dhowcase of a 4 + year old cop car.. well done!

I know RJ - ring a bell?

[PAGZ]

how hard is it that u cant see its a fucking joke?

[evil1]

mr johnson i fucked your mrs.

[Bomber]

I didn't know they could stack shit that high.

Fkn DROP 5 car, just drop 2nd ya shy poof

[joey89]

"Honestly guys its really him"

btw iv got that sniff ready for pick up Mr R.Johnson

and bring your misses around ill have evil1's sloppys nom nom nom nom

[Chase_d]

Think i spotted you on Tonkin hwy a short time ago - the area where it suddenly drops to 80 from 100.
It looked as your car had broken down and you had pushed into some nearby scrub so it couldn't be seen easily by car thieves/hoons.

[Rantopotamus]

how hard is it that u cant see its a fucking joke?

obviously its a joke!!??

Like i didn't just express that opinion to the people asking if its real>??

[mitchy]

Its TJ's account FFS, It's obviously been hacked as the powers that be enjoy some! How hard is it that the few of you guys cant see the number of posts and / or years he has been here? Yeah Rob Johnson is on Antilag with a dhowcase of a 4 + year old cop car.. well done!

I know RJ - ring a bell?


obviously its a joke!!??

Like i didn't just express that opinion to the people asking if its real>??

calm the fuck down!

it's the internet, no need to get your knickers in a knot.

[Kye]

Cue ricey - "the internet is real life yo"

[[FFOUR]]

how hard is it that u cant see its a fucking joke?

No shit.

Some gullible (to use a nice word) people around here! :eek3:

[Azrian]

haha where do some of the guys on here come from.

[mr_mike]

it suprises me that a car forum that compared to most has a pretty logical and smart user group can also have members that are so easily mislead

[ho57ile]

Wait......You mean that isnt actually Rob Johnson?

But its got his face and everything!

[Joe]

Dear RJ,

What can you do about the Jews?

[SLIPPERY]

woops

[TJ]

LOL

Was bored at home due to no license - having a bit of fun

No one hacked my account - i logged in and changed it alone.

Everyone calm down.

FYI cops do read these forums though, so the joke has some merit

[Brockas]

I hope he reads this.

Then necks himself.

[1JZVL]

This is fake.

http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg

[cactus]

LOL

Was bored at home due to no license - having a bit of fun

No one hacked my account - i logged in and changed it alone.

Everyone calm down.

FYI cops do read these forums though, so the joke has some merit

LOL... I cannot believe you had to explain this.

[Sammish]

True story the real Rob Johnson lives 3 doors down from me, other day al channel 7, 9, and 10 trucks were parked on my lawn... I'm like wtf r u doing here there all like Rob Johnson has an important announcement... I'm like... get of my lawn.

But yeah our tax money bought him a lovely house.

[cplagz]

CSB.

At least make it worthwhile and tell us his fucking address.

[mr_mike]

get his address then make next AL cruise go straight past his house

[Rantopotamus]

calm the fuck down!

it's the internet, no need to get your knickers in a knot.

OMFG I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shifted]

get his address then make next AL cruise go straight past his house

Sounds like a good idea! Imagine his next statement... lol


FYI cops do read these forums though, so the joke has some merit

Oh really? Fuck. :(

[TJ]

You would have to be a retard if you thought they didnt.

[cactus]

You would have to be a retard if you thought they didnt.

YES!

[MISS 13B]

OMG at the people who thought this was real.
How do you manage to breathe?

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g152/kundunicous/Random/Facepam1.gif

[XF Falcon]

Whaaaaat?? Santa isn't real????

FFFUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!

[Cochee]

get his address then make next AL cruise go straight past his house

Haha.
Could you imagine that.

[Lump]

OMG at the people who thought this was real.
How do you manage to breathe?


funny thread, should have been done with a new user id tho

incredibly dumb & gullible members on here dont surprise me anymore..

[Anaru]

Is this a joke?

If not. YOU FAIL!!


surely this isnt real... ?

http://canamgirl.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dumb-and-dumber-1-1024.jpg

[Ryan1080]

1st page was gold. 2nd page onwards... ruined by silly pingpingpingpings :(

Anyhoo...

Dear honorable (lol!) Rob Johnson,

Go eat a dick!

Kind regards,

A random intelligent person

[TJ]

funny thread, should have been done with a new user id tho

incredibly dumb & gullible members on here dont surprise me anymore..

Yeah it could of been done better but i was trying too hard

[e30_power]

nice ride Mr Johnson,

remove the spoiler, and drop it on its hole! custom graphics = win!

now do a skid caarrrntstable!!!!!

[ADZR8]

True story the real Rob Johnson lives 3 doors down from me, other day al channel 7, 9, and 10 trucks were parked on my lawn... I'm like wtf r u doing here there all like Rob Johnson has an important announcement... I'm like... get of my lawn.

But yeah our tax money bought him a lovely house.





Seriously. Need. Address.

[TJ]

To anyone who gets address and lays out a skid with video to prove it wins .. something

[XF Falcon]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/SIMPLYB1980/tarp.gif

[Niksmo]

phew i thought it was a trap.

back on topic. bahahahahahhahahahaha

[shifted]

You reckon he has surveillance? Or Community Safety driving by his house often?

No plates... LSD... leaves two nice strips peeling from his driveway... lol

[Lonewolf]

cruise past his house would be hilarious.
I would expect a clamp down on antilag cruises from then on however, haha.

[ossie_21]

To anyone who gets address and lays out a skid with video to prove it wins .. something

Fuck it, I'll do it for free