Girls

[Niva]

No idea why this is bothering me so much all of a sudden, and I know its funny to laugh about it but is anyone else even slightly alarmed at the amount of mentally unstable girls running around these days?

TROLL: thats becouse you hang around sluts etc... gay fag is gay

but honestly, the amount of girls that seem to be eating perscription pills like M&M's and having complete break downs every time they get drunk is pretty alarming... and im not being sexist but this just doesnt happen very often with guys. what the fuck is going on

[MikeS14]

Yeah i don't understand why girls aren't in the kitchen either.

[Bomber]

Crazy Vs Hot scale?

[space]

please explain in a little more detail, ie an example of such a girl in such and such a situation?

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

reading is overated, illistrations are far more efficient.

[Marti]

Crazy Vs Hot scale?

My thoughts exactly

[YOUR MATE]

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[Niva]

Honestly im spoilt for choice, so as not to be kunt ill go with the chik im seing at the moment.

great looking, nice body, thinks shes a vampire. all plus.
soon as she gets pissed she just looses the plot, had to litterally chase her down the street lastnight after what was a pretty innocent comment about her sister. when i finally get her to calm down and come back, she spends an hour on the bedroom floor litterally talking non sense, full attention whore spec.

[Klutch]

The crazy ones are the best.

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Fuck that, bail while you can!

[Lonewolf]

Honestly im spoilt for choice, so as not to be kunt ill go with the chik im seing at the moment.

great looking, nice body, thinks shes a vampire. all plus.
soon as she gets pissed she just looses the plot, had to litterally chase her down the street lastnight after what was a pretty innocent comment about her sister. when i finally get her to calm down and come back, she spends an hour on the bedroom floor litterally talking non sense, full attention whore spec.

Bang sister.

[SSICK]

dunno man, but i know what your on about........i reckon its the amount of pills getting eaten at a young age.......

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

that hot/crazy scale is fucking awsome.

[Halle Terry]

Perth girls are rubbish, most have massivly inflated senses of self importance.

Go overseas yo, more looks less attitude.

Taken straight from my FB tonight..

I'll give you guys a metaphor to help understand. Lets compare an Aussie girl with an overseas girl, they will be represented by the latest, top of the range Maloo ute (the Aussie girl) and the latest M3 (the overseas girl) both are V8's, have 2 doors and are RWD, they are in essence the same package.Now to compare; the M3 is quite frankly stunning, she is sleek, has all the right curves and shapes, she is quiet, dignified, graceful yet powerful - and very intelligent.

The VE is a bizarre mixture of shapes and not all that amazing to look at (however beauty is in the eye of the beholder) She is noisy, loud and uncouth, hardly graceful and is built on old technology and beliefs. The M3 is a blend of practicality and enjoyment. The VE? she is highly demanding and more likely to get you into trouble, she is more impractical and unreliable. Think about which one you would rather bring home to show your parents.

Now whilst I may be talking shit I do present a very good comparison. Any girls who disagree are completely at liberty to do so or to prove me wrong.

I'm sure after posting that I won't get laid for 3 months but not like that's a change from anything kek.

[Mad_Aussie]

Its a proven fact that without physical and mental exercise, people start to lose the plot. Thankfully, the wonderful people at Nintendo have developed a fantastic learning tool for your lady friend, so she can keep those womanly assets in top form.

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/imagine-making-me-a-sandwich-758909.png


and just because it's great...

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/02/sexist-battleship.jpg

[upgarage]

crazy in head, crazy in bed

Pics of girl?

[Niva]

No doubt the sex is great, I mean really great. although the vampire teeth have done some damage.

No pics as someone will know her somewere and to be honest she scares the shit outta me. sis is bombed too.

so its just perth girls? well that kinda sucks, i did notice when i was traveling the germans and french take alot less effort and the rewards are normally higher.


so heres were am at, do i try and help her? or does she just enjoy loosing it, im sure it cant be completely deliberate but some of the shit just leaves me going wtf.

[Mad_Aussie]

Start fucking her sister, then see where the hot crazy scale leaves you.

[Halle Terry]

Came back from South Africa recently, South African girls shit on Perth girls from great heights, keen to see what the rest of the world has to offer, but will take 1 South African girl over 3 Perth girls any day.

[Kimbalina]

Not all girls are like that tho, I for one can say im nothing like that. I hate pills & barely get drunk and I don't become all attention seeking. I hate girls like that, they make themselves look so low and obviously have no self respect for themselves.

if its worth and you really like her, try help her..

[Halle Terry]

...South African girls shit on Perth girls from great heights...


...I for one can say im nothing like that....



...

[Kimbalina]

Haha knew that would be brought up by you

[Halle Terry]

Girls over that side of the world are lekker as boet uh?

GOOD SELLER WILL BUY AGAIN A+++++

[AGIT8D]

Do not help, get rid.

How old? I reckon lots of 17-19 year old chicks are fckin' spacked out. All about getting trolloped. and attention seeking on the interwebz. I kicked a bunch of chicks the fuck outta my house the second they started to go weird on me. Just don't have the time/patience to play doctor and listen to their crap. There's fuckall down to earth girls left these days who just take it as it is and don't need to go to extremes to get [negative] attention.

Not sure what taking pills has to do with it? None of the girls I've experienced the whackness with had ever taken pills... Maybe things have changed now days.

[Kimbalina]

ja lekker as
haha

[31-EVO]

Not all girls are like that tho, I for one can say im nothing like that. I hate pills & barely get drunk and I don't become all attention seeking. I hate girls like that, they make themselves look so low and obviously have no self respect for themselves.

if its worth and you really like her, try help her..

So you're a dude. that is gay/soft ?


Fairly sure my misses reads this forum, but she is fairly insane, you take the good with the bad. Never had to chase her down the street, nor does she have vampire teeth, I'm not sure why you view that as a plus, Twilight fag ?
As a whole though, all girls are fucked in the head, all over the world, the only reason you don't think that is because of one simple thing ' The power of the pussy'. It's a cruel world.

[Kimbalina]

No im not a dude. how did you think i was a dude from me saying "i for one can say im not like that" ??

[31-EVO]

No im not a dude. how did you think i was a dude from me saying "i for one can say im not like that" ??

Because you lied, dudes lie. That and your name is spelt the guy way. Although I'm aware it's universal.

[Halle Terry]

Because you lied, dudes lie. That and your name is spelt the guy way. Although I'm aware it's universal.

http://www.dotolearn.com/picturecards/images/imageschedule/sitdown_l.gif

[Niva]

So you're a dude. that is gay/soft ?


Fairly sure my misses reads this forum, but she is fairly insane, you take the good with the bad. Never had to chase her down the street, nor does she have vampire teeth, I'm not sure why you view that as a plus, Twilight fag ?
As a whole though, all girls are fucked in the head, all over the world, the only reason you don't think that is because of one simple thing ' The power of the pussy'. It's a cruel world.

haha twilight fag not quite, loved the goths ever since the adams family haha
I guess its kinda asking for a tapped bitch but, this isnt just about her. someone asked for an example.

[Kimbalina]

I didn't lie. Im not a dude. Im a chick.

[31-EVO]

I didn't lie. Im not a dude. Im a chick.

Calm down, I'm just upset my Mum named me Kim also, I'll get over it.

[Kimbalina]

I am calm haha :)

[31-EVO]

haha twilight fag not quite, loved the goths ever since the adams family haha
I guess its kinda asking for a tapped bitch but, this isnt just about her. someone asked for an example.

So, basically, you're fairly fucking strange yourself. I'd say stick with this one, as they get older they get picky, and crazier in their own special way.

[AGIT8D]

I am calm haha :)

Is that like some whacked out reverse psychology girl-bullshit?

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong!"

:D

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Is that like some whacked out reverse psychology girl-bullshit?

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong!"

:D

Hahaha you've got that down pat.

[AGIT8D]

I reverse reverse it now :)

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong!"

"Ok."

[Niva]

"whata you mean ok"

"what?"

"oh forget it .... (incoherant mumble)"

-wank

[Alt_F4]

Why has a thread called girls have no girly pics yet?
NUDESORBAN

[Niva]

becouse i forgot to put NSFW in the thread title. (nothing to do with the fact that she has more facebook friends than jesus & atleast 1 person here will know her)

[JME]

Logout, go for a blat, do a skid, sharpen your missus fangs, wank off in a sock, rinse repeat.

[Niva]

I cant stress enough that this isnt about her, hence "girls" she was just an example

[Lmx]

fangs....your kidding right?

[Niva]

topic, its for keeping on

[waxdass]

Logout, go for a blat, do a skid, sharpen your missus fangs, wank off in a sock, rinse repeat.

HAHA

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[Niva]

and so it begins

[schnoods]

Bang sister.

But before, bang her but call her by sisters name and see how long you can hold on for and keep going:lol:

[1JZNOSHIT]

and so it begins

LOL, did you expect anything less?

Mention your Mrs in any way on here, and your guaranteed to get atleast 3 pages worth focused on her.

:D

[GhostFc3s]

Hmm nobody has asked for kimmms pic or ban? weak.

Girls just want attention, pure and simple, whether its through positive or negative actions. Attention is what the crave.

I do believe that is where the phrase treat em mean keep em keen originated.

[ELUSIV]

Its ironic after working all day in a women's prison with meth heads and heroin addicts that they still are more sane than the girls on the outside...

[Sevan]

no one asked because we all know there are no girls on the internet

[TJ]

girls

canmt live with em
cant chop em into liottle bits nad bury them in the forest

[DT95WA]

topic, its for keeping on

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SnUyTNZ4LC4/R9NUtjQLI8I/AAAAAAAAAk0/jfKJmvPD3-Y/s200/pot_calling_kettle_black.bmp

[kurbn]

I think girls are becoming dumber, last night at the dinner table I was telling the miss's sister about having ulcers in my esophagus last year and it hurt when I ate food..

"does food go down your esophagus?"

I was blown away.

[duste]

^^ Yet another attention-seeking move. The amount of chicks who act 'blonde' to get attention is phenomenal.

[miss_petepie]

lol maybe its the company you keep not the majority.. good luck with that :)

[Fukushima]

all chicks are a bit loopy, add alcohol and you can be in for a rough ride

anyone who has seen their mum pissed and having a go at the dad and the dad having to be infinately patient / go for a drive / go hang out in the garage will understand.

chicks under 21 are nuts, but they settle a bit

my current missus used to pull shit like that, wondering off down the street when drunk etc but she seems to have settled down now she's a bit older (and being told its bullshit behaviour and won't be tolerated)

ladette to lady ftw

[shifted]

To be honest, it seems a lot of girls in this country have no respect for themselves once they hit 13/14 and start fucking anything that moves, don't give a crap about anything or anyone, have no responsibilities, and no respect for other people.

I'm not saying its a bad thing, cos obviously people fuck, but its not exactly girlfriend material, let alone wife material. And personally, if a chick has been with too many guys, massive 'fuck off' from me.

Edit: Oh, and give them alcohol and they don't know what they are doing. I was at a party and one guy went up to this drunk off her tits girl, said that alcohol flows out of his dick when its sucked. The silly goose sucked his dick. Then just stormed off when she copped the load.

Then they hit 25, and realise they fucked up.

A good saying I read:

A girl asked on facebook: "Why is it that when men sleep around, they are king, but when girls do, they are sluts??"

A guy replied: "Think of it this way, if you have a key, and that key opens a lot of locks, like a master key, that is a pretty damn sweet key. But if you have a lock, and it gets opened by too many keys, well that's just a pretty shit lock if you ask me."

[shifted]

I think girls are becoming dumber, last night at the dinner table I was telling the miss's sister about having ulcers in my esophagus last year and it hurt when I ate food..

"does food go down your esophagus?"

I was blown away.

I don't think that beats this, brunette that was hanging with our group last night.

"I'm from the 90's!!!"

We are all just thinking, yeah so?

She proceeded, to COUNT ON HER FINGERS; the years from 1992 to 2000, to tell us "I have been around for 8 years of the 90's!!"

[duste]

lol maybe its the company you keep not the majority.. good luck with that :)

Have to admit the ones that do it are from Mandurah, so... :lol:

[PAGZ]

Think of it this way, if you have a key, and that key opens a lot of locks, like a master key, that is a pretty damn sweet key. But if you have a lock, and it gets opened by too many keys, well that's just a pretty shit lock if you ask me.

lol fuk thats a win

[RICEY]

Came back from South Africa recently, South African girls shit on Perth girls from great heights, keen to see what the rest of the world has to offer, but will take 1 South African girl over 3 Perth girls any day.

I prefer my women to not have AIDS.

[JBAE]

LOL yesss so many looper abortion loving sluts around its not funny ahahahahahah fak just tween me marbles damo n dogbank we could fill a wing of the local mental institute with whores!

[Fukushima]

mate a 'wing' of a mental institute has 20 beds!

so you fuckers would probably fill it in a weekend

[Klutch]

I prefer my women to not have AIDS.

LOL!

[Brett_J]

LOL yesss so many looper abortion loving sluts around its not funny ahahahahahah fak just tween me marbles damo n dogbank we could fill a wing of the local mental institute with whores!

Not only do you pingpingpingpings turn normally sane women into loopers, your also trying to turn WA into Africa by giving them all Aids, fucking ruining it for the rest of us :)

[tahni]

You're dating a girl that THINKS SHE'S A VAMPIRE. Do you honestly think she would be fucking normal? *shakes head* - idiot

Girls like that and girls like Sarah give us all a bad name. But trust me there are quite a few Perth girls that are quite normal and bombed - maybe get out from the back alleys and dingy nightclubs and you'll have a chance of finding one.

[kurbn]

is it just me or are girls fucking messy?

They dont seem to want to pick up after them selves, just come home and dump their shit all over the place and turn the lounge area into there own beauty salon with nail and skin products everywhere .. ahhhh!

not to mention clothes & shoes caos in the walk in robe, its not just my miss's thats like that, couple of mates miss's are the same.

[Mad_Aussie]

I threw my pushbike at one once, she was being a phenominal whore and i'd never been more offended by one person ever in my life.

One would have thought that would end a relationship. Seemed to be a sign of re-enforcement for her.

Didn't go back there lol

[Halle Terry]

I threw my pushbike at one once...

SO

FUCKING

AWESOME.

[XF Falcon]

ain't nothing but a life support for a vagina

[RICEY]

Something to lay on while youre having a fuck.

[Ryan1080]

ain't nothing but a life support for tits, ass and vagina

Fixed :)

[Steppo_GT]

great looking, nice body, thinks shes a vampire. all plus.
soon as she gets pissed she just looses the plot, had to litterally chase her down the street lastnight after what was a pretty innocent comment about her sister. when i finally get her to calm down and come back, she spends an hour on the bedroom floor litterally talking non sense, full attention whore spec.


DUDE!! What is wrong with you!! If my G/F even thought of doing that shit I would not give two shits about her let alone chase her down the street and then listen to bullshit for hours! I tell her what to do and she listens not back chat and carry on.. I'm not getting bossed around by no bitch. Me and her sister argue all the time because she is one of those bitches who think the man should listen to the woman and i tell her to shut the fuck up and good luck finding some poor pingpingpingping who will get bossed around by a bitch like you... Yeah fucken right...

Before anyone asks Yes I am the fucken man!

[TJ]

You cant make a hoe a housewife

[1JZNOSHIT]

DUDE!! What is wrong with you!! If my G/F even thought of doing that shit I would not give two shits about her let alone chase her down the street and then listen to bullshit for hours! I tell her what to do and she listens not back chat and carry on.. I'm not getting bossed around by no bitch. Me and her sister argue all the time because she is one of those bitches who think the man should listen to the woman and i tell her to shut the fuck up and good luck finding some poor pingpingpingping who will get bossed around by a bitch like you... Yeah fucken right...

Before anyone asks Yes I am the fucken man!

lol

http://runninginheels.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/domestic_violence_080207_ms.jpg

[rucker_]

If kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, id always be broke.
I'd never have no motherfucking endo to smoke!

[Phyber]

indo?


My last gf was a lying little girl...literally. 15yo claiming to be 18, me a 22yo sucker guy believed it until I was in too deep/too stupid to end it when I found out.
She was a bit depressive/nuts, sex was hot though. ok body.

fucking.massive.arguments.

love hate love hate....did my head in! eventually wised up and fucked her off, she went back to school and last i heard was doing good there.

Now 26 I've found a hot, far more sane, smart and mature (24) girl who has a real job, loves to cook and loves me fucking her brains out. almost a year now and barely a lovers tiff.

WIN! Not looking back.

[31-EVO]

You cant make a hoe a housewife

Bingo

[Banana_Beast]

indo?


My last gf was a lying little girl...literally. 15yo claiming to be 18, me a 22yo sucker guy believed it until I was in too deep/too stupid to end it when I found out.
She was a bit depressive/nuts, sex was hot though. ok body.

fucking.massive.arguments.

love hate love hate....did my head in! eventually wised up and fucked her off, she went back to school and last i heard was doing good there.

Now 26 I've found a hot, far more sane, smart and mature (24) girl who has a real job, loves to cook and loves me fucking her brains out. almost a year now and barely a lovers tiff.

WIN! Not looking back.

Probably not best to admit to that on a public forum

[Niva]

example 2: a girl that has been introduced to the group around a year ago now, seemed really nice when I first met her, i went to do some driving round aus came back and shes lost the plot... whats the difference, she was perscribed anti-depressants. now she comes round to a mates house and spends half the time with her head in her hands.....

what pisses me of more is WHY THE FUCK HAS KNOBODY DONE ANTHING. I bring this up when she isnt around and everyone gives the same old "oh weve tried shes just a looper aye" well im sorry but obviously not fucking hard enough.

It seems to me that the more attention they are trying for the less they get, so they try harder... and when they are going down the negative road thats not going to end well.

[waxdass]

indo?


My last gf was a lying little girl...literally. 15yo claiming to be 18, me a 22yo sucker guy believed it until I was in too deep/too stupid to end it when I found out.
She was a bit depressive/nuts, sex was hot though. ok body.

fucking.massive.arguments.

love hate love hate....did my head in! eventually wised up and fucked her off, she went back to school and last i heard was doing good there.

Now 26 I've found a hot, far more sane, smart and mature (24) girl who has a real job, loves to cook and loves me fucking her brains out. almost a year now and barely a lovers tiff.

WIN! Not looking back.

cue pedobear approval pics

[Lonewolf]

LOL yesss so many looper abortion loving sluts around its not funny ahahahahahah fak just tween me marbles damo n dogbank we could fill a wing of the local mental institute with whores!

Dont you all fuck the same girls eventually though? :lol:

[shifted]

Yeah dude, isn't that like statutory rape or something cos she was under 16??? and you being over 18?? lol

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

4 pages and only 1 pic of a girl, and she's wearing a shirt. dissapointed!

is antilag getting soft?

[TJ]

nude thread for nude pics

[mr_mike]

at what point did u think this chick was mentally stable enough for a relationship? was it when she announced a fascination with vampires or when she fitted the fangs!
i'd bet my slighty alcohol destroyed left kidney that if you found a chick that doesn't dress like she's goin to a funeral or runs around believing in fuckin make believe mosters you would probably find her to be pretty well balanced and easy to get along with?

[Ryan1080]

at what point did u think this chick was mentally stable enough for a relationship? was it when she announced a fascination with vampires or when she fitted the fangs!
i'd bet my slighty alcohol destroyed left kidney that if you found a chick that doesn't dress like she's goin to a funeral or runs around believing in fuckin make believe mosters you would probably find her to be pretty well balanced and easy to get along with?

LOL! Sometimes common sense isn't as common as you'd think :lol:

[Niva]

Believe it or not 90% of the REALL goths ive met are very down to earth people with open minds. and I am by no means in a relationship with the chick in question... im just seing her. The whole vampire thing is a bit of a joke with her, she doesnt dress like shes going to a funeral nor does she walk around in public with her fangs in haha its just a game she likes to play in the privacy of the bedroom ( i happen to like fun and games)

[Klutch]

Believe it or not 90% of the REALL goths ive met are very down to earth people with open minds.
What defines a "Real" goth?

[Ryan1080]

So... you get turned on by vampires??

[Niva]

well the thread had a good run :wave:

[ossie_21]

Moral of the story - bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks

[MISS 13B]

On the subject of girls having a break down everytime they get drunk...I'm sorry but it is so fucking funny seeing girls that have had too much to drink going all emo after that one Cruiser too many and then crying and smudging their make-up so by the end of the night, they look like cheap Russian hookers.

[Brett_J]

On the subject of girls having a break down everytime they get drunk...I'm sorry but it is so fucking funny seeing girls that have had too much to drink going all emo after that one Cruiser too many and then crying and smudging their make-up so by the end of the night, they look like cheap Russian hookers.

You say cheap russian hookers like its a bad thing !

[blaize]

On the subject of girls having a break down everytime they get drunk...I'm sorry but it is so fucking funny seeing girls that have had too much to drink going all emo after that one Cruiser too many and then crying and smudging their make-up so by the end of the night, they look like cheap Russian hookers.


agreed. makes for an entertaining night. young girls + alchohol dont mix

[Niva]

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/837/837143/olga_003_1195676028.jpg

[millzy_88]

Did someone say cheap russion hookers...

[Phyber]

Re pedobear antics http://static.funnyjunk.com/thumbnails/gifs/ipedo0_thum.jpg

Don't worry, we never had sex until her birthday, at which point I gave her a nice cheap present. The slew of STD's I'd been keeping secret. *badda bing*

[ecent]

She is a hawt woman.

What ISNT she in.

TBH i think the problem that we have in Perth (also a problem shared by Australia AND other 1st world countries) is that the women here dont need a man. They can quite happily be independent and not require any help. Sure they will however go for an older set up man that can be their sugar daddy, but far too many of them just set themselves with such a high price tag. A price tag that doesnt even fill its worth for the empty headedness of some of these fucking useless women that exist.

People in 2nd/3rd world countries need a man and their are plenty of bombed bitches in croatia waiting for your taking. KGO.

[Niva]

but you didnt know she was young?

[evil1]

You cant make a hoe a housewife

snoop said this is 94 WE DONT LOVE DEM HOES!

[Pete]

WAPCE.

Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil.

[TJ]

snoop said this is 94 WE DONT LOVE DEM HOES!

:)

[Milhouse]

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[siamak]

indo?


My last gf was a lying little girl...literally. 15yo claiming to be 18, me a 22yo sucker guy believed it until I was in too deep/too stupid to end it when I found out.
She was a bit depressive/nuts, sex was hot though. ok body.

fucking.massive.arguments.

love hate love hate....did my head in! eventually wised up and fucked her off, she went back to school and last i heard was doing good there.

Now 26 I've found a hot, far more sane, smart and mature (24) girl who has a real job, loves to cook and loves me fucking her brains out. almost a year now and barely a lovers tiff.

WIN! Not looking back.

did you just admit to stat rape

[YOUR MATE]

It's carnal knowledge, not statutory rape (we don live in America..) But same shit. When I was 17-18, had a mrs who I thought was 17, after seeing her for a few months her mum calls me and tells me how she's only 15 and I'm some sicko and she'll call the cops. Lucky, as tapped as the chick was, she admitted I had no clue and it was left there. Didnt continue hitting it like the other guy tho haha.

[sam5709]

i must admit there are a few loopers out there, such as a chick i know

she is 19 and goes all fukt up when she has had about 4 sky blue vodkas, a few weeks ago me and a few mates were at her boyfriends house whom is also mates with every one, she got drunk and had a sook because he didn't want to go to northbridge with her, she started screaming and sooking and started talking about how she would fuck other guys so he basically told he to get lost and leave and she did. (keep in mind my stupid mate bought his house 1 street away from hers)

12 o'clock and we stay at my mates house because every one is drunk,

1 in the morning she comes back to his house and tries to get in and starts smashing on the windows and screaming how she is going to kill her self, we all ignore it, this literally goes on until just after 2 in the morning....

3 in the morning she jumps the gate and comes through the garage and tries to break into his car failing that she found a butter knife near the bbq and tries to open the door that comes in the kitchen from the garage, she gives up at 4 in the morning,

this is only one occurrence of many including him fixing broken windows and changing all the locks on the house many times.....

[TJ]

You gentleman all need to find yourselves a good law abiding christian liberal voting women.

Too many green and labour voting women who are of scant morals, probably the type to encourage you scally wags into doing those peely out of whatever you call it these days.

[Phyber]

^^what he said



Cuff me officers! xD

If I wrongly go to jail I'll send a postcard to ya'll.

Besides I blame her, as seen in the following which you should be familiar with by now:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/brinda007/proof-girls-are-evil.jpg

[carlos spicy wener]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/brinda007/proof-girls-are-evil.jpg

haha that is gold.

start dating some older chicks, you wont get the ditzy attention whore pshyco crazy bullshit.

[shifted]

haha that is gold.

start dating some older chicks, you wont get the ditzy attention whore pshyco crazy bullshit.

Haha yeah, but half might be in a midlife crisis by 25. :p

[31-EVO]

When your misses spends a good hour or so looking through the hot chick thread for posts that you've posted, just to see if you're a typical scum bag male, just because she can. You know you've got yourself a crazy.

[XF Falcon]

HAHAHAHA indeed!

[Sebdullah]

try having one that went thru msn convos, sms's pretty much everything

[YOUR MATE]

When your misses spends a good hour or so looking through the hot chick thread for posts that you've posted, just to see if you're a typical scum bag male, just because she can. You know you've got yourself a crazy.

Or your mrs wants vag.

[31-EVO]

It's 50/50
You're are right, and so was I.
Also Brendan, you have PM

[mr_mike]

tell it or forever be a poof!

[Niva]

About 2 years ago, I remember it was tax return time and we decided to nice hotel room out for the weekend. There was about 5 of us there including this chick I had known for about a week, so i didnt know her very well but the alarm bells were ringing. Never the less she came out with us, got to about 11pm on the saturday and my mate declares hes lost his wallet while we are in the line to paramount.

obviosuly he doesnt get in so i offer to go back to the room with him and carry on drinking there, she comes along. The cheap wine and beer was flowing and the of us were having a good old time. Im edging to get a quicky in the bathroom and shes looking at my mate... sad face. so she comes up with... ive always wanted a 3 some with 2 guys.

at this point me and mate look at each other and proceed without saying anything to the balcony to discuss..... we decided to go with it. mistake #1

ill skip the next period of time to the point were shes asleep and we are having a smoke laughing on the balcony, pulling the piss out of each other etc etc
thats when i come up with what ive since dubbed "james ideas" ... watch this i say... itll be funny i promised... so i approach this sleeping buity and let a fart go in her vicinity. mistake #4

anyway turns out she wasnt asleep, she springs up and just looses the plot, tv gets thrown cups, plates, microwave.. anything not bolted down has now been hurled at the 2 of us, then she gets the knifes out.. i appraoch to apprihend and she stabs me in the chest with a butter knife (hurts alot) im screaming like a bitch, shes screaming like a banshee and now chasing him. I make some brilliant indiana jones escape over the bed and out th door and go and tell the hotel guy to call the cops.

within 30 minutes its a full hostage situation in the hotel room, she wont open the door, poor mates still inside, some special cops come and belt down the door and they both come out in cable ties.... shes now in grey lands.

we still laugh about it to this day. flame away

[JasonSS]

Dude are you fucking serious? LMFAO!!!!!!!

[31-EVO]

wow..... if real, just wow.....

[ecent]

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOLD STORY.

WOW WHAT A TRIPPER.

At least you know what she meant by threesome now.

[XF Falcon]

LOL don't think anyone can top that story
what a psycho bitch!! haha

[ecent]

Do not mix agreeing with a threesome and farting apparently.

[EYEH8HSV]

LOL!!! FUKN HELL!!

[PAGZ]

did she take it in the pooper?

[Niva]

no :(

[RICEY]

I had a chick react in a similar way when she woke up while I was having sex with her. No stabbys though...

[PAGZ]

I had a chick react in a similar way when she woke up while I was having sex with her. No stabbys though...

She woke up while u where having sex with her? :werd: benzo's ftw!

[mr_mike]

hahaha definate cool story bro!!!

I hope u and ur mate weren't lookin into each others eyes while you effiel towered that chick, cos thats just plain gay!

[Lonewolf]

About 2 years ago, I remember it was tax return time and we decided to nice hotel room out for the weekend. There was about 5 of us there including this chick I had known for about a week, so i didnt know her very well but the alarm bells were ringing. Never the less she came out with us, got to about 11pm on the saturday and my mate declares hes lost his wallet while we are in the line to paramount.

obviosuly he doesnt get in so i offer to go back to the room with him and carry on drinking there, she comes along. The cheap wine and beer was flowing and the of us were having a good old time. Im edging to get a quicky in the bathroom and shes looking at my mate... sad face. so she comes up with... ive always wanted a 3 some with 2 guys.

at this point me and mate look at each other and proceed without saying anything to the balcony to discuss..... we decided to go with it. mistake #1

ill skip the next period of time to the point were shes asleep and we are having a smoke laughing on the balcony, pulling the piss out of each other etc etc
thats when i come up with what ive since dubbed "james ideas" ... watch this i say... itll be funny i promised... so i approach this sleeping buity and let a fart go in her vicinity. mistake #4

anyway turns out she wasnt asleep, she springs up and just looses the plot, tv gets thrown cups, plates, microwave.. anything not bolted down has now been hurled at the 2 of us, then she gets the knifes out.. i appraoch to apprihend and she stabs me in the chest with a butter knife (hurts alot) im screaming like a bitch, shes screaming like a banshee and now chasing him. I make some brilliant indiana jones escape over the bed and out th door and go and tell the hotel guy to call the cops.

within 30 minutes its a full hostage situation in the hotel room, she wont open the door, poor mates still inside, some special cops come and belt down the door and they both come out in cable ties.... shes now in grey lands.

we still laugh about it to this day. flame away

For anyone but you, i'd find that story out of the ordinary!

[MMM]

FUCKING LOL!!!

[Phyber]

I've always heard bringing in an extra person is bad news, but I shall chalk that one up to insanity. Bravo on your tale! A+++ yarn, would read again!

[Niva]

If i had a scanner i could put up the police report, from what i can remember its even funnyer in cop language lol

[PAGZ]

Please do

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Any pictures of stab wound/s?

[Scaf]

Hahaha fucking funny story man!

[beefcake]

hahhaha the fart bit is charming, anyone else with these type of stories, need a thread just dedicated to them:lol:

[Niva]

Any pictures of stab wound/s?

being a butter knife there wasnt much penitration so it healed well, but i can tell you being blunt it hurt a fucking shit load.


yes need to her more stories from people.. we all have them...right?

[mitchy]

hahaha... i got a story about a girl 'claiming' to be my gf, and then going nuts.. but its not nothing on yours :lol: :lol:

[Niva]

do it!

[mitchy]

couple of years ago i had to get the fuck out of an ex's house, and pretty much found the first share house i could...

turned out to be with this 28yr old chick, she seemed ok, told me she had a bf.
over the next few months she started getting really weird, like bi-polar. one minute she'd be all happy and calling my mitchy-mitch, then 2 mins later would crack the biggest shits over nothing.
after a few more months i decided it was time to get out of there too, found somewhere else and gave her a few weeks notice.

alot of my shit was in her shed, and she had the only key for it, so i kept sms'ing her telling her to unlock the shed for me, cause we were rarely home at the same times.

came to the friday night before the weekend i was officially moving out, told her again to unlock the shed, and never heard back.

i get home at ~1am and everything of mine, i mean EVERYTHING was on the front lawn. she had locked the shed again, and was standing in the front door not letting me put stuff back inside (i barged through with some rims and shit, but it came flying back outside :lol:)

anyway, she called the cops telling them i was being violent, agressive, etc...

cops rock up, chat to me then go inside and chat to her.
they come out and ask if we were in any kind of relationship, i told them i just lived there and that was it.
they go back inside and speak to her again, come back outside and apparently shes told them we are in a relationship, and i've come home being violent and aggressive, and she was scared for her life so she was kicking me out of the house, etc..
back inside the cops go, then they come back out and ask me if she is all there :lol:

after however many hours on the front lawn at 1am, they manage to convince her to let me put my stuff in the garage, and HIGHLY advise me to stay somewhere else for the night, lol
as we were moving my stuff into the garage, she was really sorry etc, and didnt want me to stay somewhere else that night, blah blah blah...

needless to say i got my stuff out of the shed first thing saturday morning and never spoke to her again, didnt even worry about my bond etc, lol

add that to the ex-gf who somehow managed to track down previous ex's and threaten them, and random other psycho's i've dated.. i seem to be a pyscho magnet. :lol:

[fsbk]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/52/Kyle_Moar.jpg

[Wozzernux]

www.imsobadatsex.com (www.imsobadatsex.com)

[DanWA]

Do not help, get rid.

How old? I reckon lots of 17-19 year old chicks are fckin' spacked out. All about getting trolloped. and attention seeking on the interwebz. I kicked a bunch of chicks the fuck outta my house the second they started to go weird on me. Just don't have the time/patience to play doctor and listen to their crap. There's fuckall down to earth girls left these days who just take it as it is and don't need to go to extremes to get [negative] attention.

Not sure what taking pills has to do with it? None of the girls I've experienced the whackness with had ever taken pills... Maybe things have changed now days.

can vouch for many a fucked up mandurah/perth girls you AND your brother got involved with haha

[Niva]

does anyone remember the chick that signed up here? posted the follwing pics, and when people called bullshit she offerd " anyone here is welcome to come take their own pics of me"

well i took the oportunity.. she turned out to be some crazy bitch too. and who would of guessed it she wasnt the chick in the pics, unless she put on 80kg, set fire to her face and then put it out with a bike chain.

http://www.drunkinfrederick.com/wp-content/myfotos/perfectass/tumbs/tmb_nutcracker_6.jpg

[ReaperSS]

I fully agree that alot of aussies chicks are massive headcases!

I now have a g/f from europe and her head is switched on. No mind games , no crying all the time etc.

[DanWA]

Niva: nightwish girl?

[TJ]

does anyone remember the chick that signed up here? posted the follwing pics, and when people called bullshit she offerd " anyone here is welcome to come take their own pics of me"

well i took the oportunity.. she turned out to be some crazy bitch too. and who would of guessed it she wasnt the chick in the pics, unless she put on 80kg, set fire to her face and then put it out with a bike chain.

http://www.drunkinfrederick.com/wp-content/myfotos/perfectass/tumbs/tmb_nutcracker_6.jpg

Lol !

[Bomb33]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s75/Claypac_2007/gamehak.jpg

[stumps.]

some good stories in here. Niva = Tucker max

[INSINR8R]

Fuck you pingpingpingpings are seriously weak!

Let women try and bite you, stab you, run your life blah blah blah.

8 simple words. DOES THIS CLOTH SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?

Although when I was 19, went out with this girl who in the end tried to stab me. FML.

[shifted]

Makes me glad I have not had a crazy gf.

[Skitzo]

your only young, plenty of time for that.

[stumps.]

I had an ex girlfriend text me and say she had broken into my house and was waiting in my bed for me.

I was at the time in a taxi on the way home with another girl i met at the club.

awkward

[MISS 13B]

LOL @ getting stabbed with a butter knife :lol:

[-Luke-]

Similar story....g/f broke up with me midweek. I went out for a big sat'd night with the boys and she fronts up at my place early early sun'd morn to reconcile. She was dead keen to come in and hope into bed to make up.....



I told her i wasn't keen and wanted to stay single....I didn't have the heart to tell her, that her sister was in my bed....:idb:

[shifted]

your only young, plenty of time for that.

19 going on 20, not too young. Just careful. :p haha


I had an ex girlfriend text me and say she had broken into my house and was waiting in my bed for me.

I was at the time in a taxi on the way home with another girl i met at the club.

awkward

LOL what did you do??


I told her i wasn't keen and wanted to stay single....I didn't have the heart to tell her, that her sister was in my bed....:idb:

You... have skills. :lol:

[Tocchi]

When your misses spends a good hour or so looking through the hot chick thread for posts that you've posted, just to see if you're a typical scum bag male, just because she can. You know you've got yourself a crazy.


try a crazy ex hopping on AL and ruining same same threads.
teh worst !

[XF Falcon]

lol

[-Luke-]

try a crazy ex hopping on AL and ruining same same threads.
teh worst !

haha, you sir take the biscuit

[stumps.]

LOL what did you do??



:

Told her if she was there when i got home i would call the cops got home searched the house locked all the windows etc. The girl i took home was onto it and left anyways.

Lose lose situation

[Phyber]

Cock blocked by the ex! Bitch!

[Niva]

how about being cock blocked by your dad? had this chick on her way round already once, and he decides to chuck the shits at people coming in the house late when he has work tomorrow. (clearly mum wasnt putting out)

[shifted]

Dude, if I bring a girl home, and Dad thinks I can do better, he goes off at me in English or Polish (depending on the chick) in front of her because "you can do better" lol

Cock block by father.

[Niva]

fucking hell thats brutal. somebody gonna get a hurt reall bad...somebody

[TJ]

Dude, if I bring a girl home, and Dad thinks I can do better, he goes off at me in English or Polish (depending on the chick) in front of her because "you can do better" lol

Cock block by father.

LOL like Andrzejs dad when he bought home an ex member of this forum....

"why did you bring this junkie here"

[MattyP]

Last gf I had was diagnosed with depression, add, ocd and turrets.
I couldn't find a way to dump her (over 7 months) until one night I woke up to find my bedroom light on and her missng from my bed. I sit up, and she's butt naked in the corner of my room holding a knife.
Get up, throw the knife away and told her to get back to bed. I went back to sleep thinking 'Yes, I can finally dump her'.
Dumped her the following day, and then I get a call from her mum that night to tell me she had overdosed on Panadol and a bottle of vodka.
She comes over the following day to tell me the story, I give it to her one last time and that was that.
Don't know why I stuck with her for 7 months, but for those that have dated nutters before would know most of them go crazy in the sack for some reason. I have plenty more stories, from her cutting herself up in my bathroom with my razors, scissors, compasses.. her rocking up to my house in the early hours of the morning to give me flowers (WTF)

Prior to her, well I was dating another girl and it wasn't going anywhere over 2 years. I knew I had to do something to get rid of her, so I hook up with the girl mentioned above. Tell the gf that it's over and that I'm now seeing another girl. That night the new girl comes over. About an hour later I hear my dogs barking like mad, so I get up and the old gf has rocked up. She is off her face and charges through my house, knocks me over and goes straight for my room where she unleashes hell on the new gf. It was seriously like an episode from Jerry Springer. Old gf leaves, but not before she keys both my car and new gf car up big time. A year later we go to court, old gf gets convicted for malicious damage but gets away from paying for the damage (3k all up).

[YOUR MATE]

Been ejected from both my brothers house and my friends place for having one ex with me. Both times because they thought she was too whorish. Interestingly, on my 21st, my friends had a serious conversation on if they were paying for her or not. She was a nice girl in high school..

[Niva]

Last gf I had was diagnosed with depression, add, ocd and turrets.I couldn't find a way to dump her (over 7 months) until one night I woke up to find my bedroom light on and her missng from my bed. I sit up, and she's butt naked in the corner of my room holding a knife.
Get up, throw the knife away and told her to get back to bed. I went back to sleep thinking 'Yes, I can finally dump her'.
Dumped her the following day, and then I get a call from her mum that night to tell me she had overdosed on Panadol and a bottle of vodka.
She comes over the following day to tell me the story, I give it to her one last time and that was that.
Don't know why I stuck with her for 7 months, but for those that have dated nutters before would know most of them go crazy in the sack for some reason. I have plenty more stories, from her cutting herself up in my bathroom with my razors, scissors, compasses.. her rocking up to my house in the early hours of the morning to give me flowers (WTF)

Prior to her, well I was dating another girl and it wasn't going anywhere over 2 years. I knew I had to do something to get rid of her, so I hook up with the girl mentioned above. Tell the gf that it's over and that I'm now seeing another girl. That night the new girl comes over. About an hour later I hear my dogs barking like mad, so I get up and the old gf has rocked up. She is off her face and charges through my house, knocks me over and goes straight for my room where she unleashes hell on the new gf. It was seriously like an episode from Jerry Springer. Old gf leaves, but not before she keys both my car and new gf car up big time. A year later we go to court, old gf gets convicted for malicious damage but gets away from paying for the damage (3k all up).


FUCKING LOL! "I hate my life...what was it i hate again? did i lock the door? FUCK"

[INSINR8R]

Been ejected from both my brothers house and my friends place for having one ex with me. Both times because they thought she was too whorish. Interestingly, on my 21st, my friends had a serious conversation on if they were paying for her or not. She was a nice girl in high school..

HAHAHA YES!!!

[hostage_85]

Don't know why I stuck with her for 7 months, but for those that have dated nutters before would know most of them go crazy in the sack for some reason.

QFT: Every girl i've dated thats been a nutter has gone off in in the sack.
Had no stories like those above though.
Did have one Ex GF that wanted a threesome once... that was cool, very minor repercussions afterwards except for the fact that she thought i liked her friend more than her. But that lasted a couple of hours and she got over it.

There was one time we ended up having my ex, her friend, my mate and I in the same room, all drunk, Ex's words "no rules tonight" so naturally her friend and i shack up and start going for it. (lights are off mind you) then when he move back to my ex, she goes "were you screwing her?" im like "well yeh?" she looses the plot, slaps me storms out of the room, i'm like WTF!!! that ended in a 2 week break up and she hasn't spoken to her friend ever since, but that was about it.

Not together now though, found out she was a mass slut and haven't looked back! lol

[MattyP]

The ocd was epic.
She had to count the ingredients of everything she ate.
eg. Red Rooster sub strip combo.
We sat down to eat it and I almost finished mine and I looked up and noticed she was just staring at hers and hadn't touched it. I was like 'wtf', and she didn't respond. Then she tells me about her ocd. Next time we eat a RRSSC, she did exactly the same thing and i'm like 'Seriously, its the same freakin ingredients as the one we had the other day!'. At least she didn't count non food things when put in her mouth....
eg. Cars on the road.
I noticed while being a passenger in her car that while she was driving she tends to go into the other lane every now and then. I shrugged it off for a while, until it took its toll and I said 'What's with the lane crossing?' and she's like 'I'm counting the cars on the opposite side of the road'. OMFG, I'm going to die. From then onwards I was never a passenger in her car.

She claimed she use to go to Ruby Room every now and then and walk into the guys toilets and give a random guy head. Usually she gets to do it, but on the odd occassion it was rejected.

She thought she was an artist, and painted up this triangular canvas for me. I seriously thought a year 5 painted it, but I had to put it on my wall. It saw the bin the moment I dumped her. If I can find a pic I'll post it up.

She also had a 29year old sister who was still a virgin, had minor mental issues (compared to her) and just got her first bf. Her parents were Dutchies that hated blacks, asians and anything that wasn't dutch (I'm yellow). Made for an exciting welcome when I went over to her house for the first time.

Her arse was as loose as her Sascha Grey's...got me worried about her past.

(before my time) Someone at her TAFE course had problems with their car. She went over to help the guy and ended up giving him a hand job while they waited for proper help.

She use to like staying at my place because if she went home she would pace up and down her house for hours on end.... WHOA!!! My parents ended up telling her she wasn't welcome to stay for more than 2 nights a week, but she still came over most nights.

If she went to the bathroom, and didn't come out after a minute I knew something was wrong. I would have to break-in and I find her on the floor cutting her arms and legs up with whatever she could find. My sister, who is a snr first aider would have to bandage up her arm.

[Brockas]

FUCKING LOL! "I hate my life...what was it i hate again? did i lock the door? FUCK"

That just cracked me up. I was thinking the same thing. Apart from that, she was fine?

[JME]

So we can start to pigeon hole said females of avante'gard proportions - the next question seems obvious...

How many of them were gingers?

[shifted]

LOL like Andrzejs dad when he bought home an ex member of this forum....

"why did you bring this junkie here"

"What is that whale doing here?" (And this chick was actually athletic)

"Tell the bitch to be quiet, otherwise, front door, and I will slam it on her ass as I chuck her out!"

"Who the fuck are those stupid pingpingpingpings with you and your mates? Do they keep quiet? Either shove your cocks down their throats to make them shut up, or throw them the fuck out, I am trying to sleep!"

"What the fuck are you doing? Who is that? European? No? What the fuck is wrong with you."

Nothing though, I reckon tops what he did when I got arrested.

A day after I got arrested, walks into the room (I was 16) and throws two condoms at me.

"Stop fucking around with your useless mates, grab some girls, and fuck the shit out of them instead of running around the streets at night getting yourself into shit, you fucken dickhead. Don't touch bad shit either, cos the smell lingers long after your done."

By the lingers, he meant not to do anything that demeans my reputation (ie. steal shit, fight people etc. etc.) cos obviously, reputation sticks...

Anyway,

/CSB

Edit: I seriously should record him next time.

[MattyP]

That just cracked me up. I was thinking the same thing. Apart from that, she was fine?

Hmmmm, if I have to give a yes no answer it would be no. But certain mates thought she had a nice rack, certain girl friends said they were jealous over her body :S When I first met her she coudln't put more than 2 words together in a sentence.

It was definetly a learning experience

[Skitzo]

Your dads a real pingpingpingping.

[Niva]

actually he seems fucking cool hahahahah

[kiasu]

Hmmmm, if I have to give a yes no answer it would be no. But certain mates thought she had a nice rack, certain girl friends said they were jealous over her body :S When I first met her she coudln't put more than 2 words together in a sentence.

It was definetly a learning experience

you did the right thing. what a looper, pissed me off just reading that previous story you wrote (#173).

[Anahera]

I actually agree with most of what you guys are saying. Hence the reason that I stress that I am from New Zealand - not Australia :)

See the girls that are sane in Perth are either taken or lesbian. Same with all the hot guys - taken or gay.

But there are phsyco guys out there too! oooooo yes you should believe it! It seemed that the older they get the more phsyco they are!! No offence to anyone on here - I seem to attrack the wierd/phsyco ones and they are not ginger!

About 5 years ago I was dating this older guy and he seemed great........ at first. But as the months went along he got very possessive, telling me wat to do, telling me what to wear, were I could go, who I could see etc. He even used to put me down calling me fat etc, black mailing me, called me a slut and whore when I bought my R34.. When I finally had enough-when he slapped me across the face for going on a car cruise- I tried to break it off with him in the nicest way possible.
It was all ok until he showed up at my work every morning (5am - wen I worked at woolies) he would be there on my lunch break and when I finished.
when I went to my friends house he would be there. He even chased me home one night from tenpin bowling crying his eyes out - I was fukn scared! So I called home and Mum & Dad stood out the front with a telecom pipe! hahha- this went on for about a month - He finally stopped when he found another girl he liked.
I had to change my phone number 4 times and he still seemed to get my number. I even got a msg from him like 3 months ago!!

I was chatting to one of his ex's last year on facebook and she told me he had done the same thing to every girl he has gone out with - he is a looper!

But Girls can be worse! I dont go out clubbing anymore coz I cant understand why these attention seeking whores would degrade themselves to that level!
It disgusts me they should be at home learning how to cook & clean from their mothers! - Im old fashioned and believe a girl should be in the kitchen hahaha

/end rant

[YOUR MATE]

.......Im old fashioned and believe a girl should be in the kitchen hahaha

/end rant

Just because i feel it will be quoted many times in the future.

[INSINR8R]

Yep, we can be just as bad.


Also I would like to point out to everyone that the word PSYCHO is spelt this way. Too many people spell it incorrectly and it makes you sound like you have a lisp on the internet... Hard Gay.

No offence Erin :D

[[RX2]]

gee erin i wonder who that could have been !

[Niva]

Im old fashioned and believe a girl should be in the kitchen hahaha

/end rant

If i bought you a pair of fangs, would you wear them?

[hostage_85]

^^ FCKEN LOL!!!

[shifted]

Your dads a real pingpingpingping.


actually he seems fucking cool hahahahah

Haha I think he is fucken awesome to be honest. :D

Cracks me up each time, helped me get my Supra, my XA for resto project, put me through school, gave me everything he could. Wouldn't have him be any different, fucken funny bloke to be honest, I laughed my ass off each time he said shit like what I posted. hahaha


See the girls that are sane in Perth are either taken or lesbian. Same with all the hot guys - taken or gay.

Disagree with taken or gay/lesbian on both sides. Majority are, and the rest are either with people they shouldn't be with, people just are not looking in the right places.

I can't stand going nightclubs and shit, too many girls there have no respect for themselves at all there, I think it is harder to find a decent girl in this day and age.


Im old fashioned and believe a girl should be in the kitchen hahaha

LOL.

[Lonewolf]

bwahaha Niva!

p.s. Anahera, marry me? :D

[wadragracing]

There's a girl on the forums!! :wackit:

OK now we've got that out of the way, fuck you guys date some freaks.

[Sebdullah]

lol no love for rangas here what so ever :(

[VS50WA]

lol no love for rangas here what so ever :(

Never has never will be!:lol:

[YOUR MATE]

Other than Ryan. He loves ranga's of all sorts, but mostly he loves them in the mouth at kings park infront of his mates.

[TJ]

lol no love for rangas here what so ever :(

I <3 you rang rang

[31-EVO]

lol no love for rangas here what so ever :(

you go alright for a roller blading weird pingpingpingping who jerks off into socks

[Anahera]

Yep, we can be just as bad.


Also I would like to point out to everyone that the word PSYCHO is spelt this way. Too many people spell it incorrectly and it makes you sound like you have a lisp on the internet... Hard Gay.

No offence Erin :D

haha none taken - psycho phsyco same same you know wat im on about :)

[Anahera]

;582681']gee erin i wonder who that could have been !

LOL not the person you are thinking about - thats a whole other story!! :)
The story I was on about was when I was 21. And his name starts with an S not a P. :)

[Anahera]

If i bought you a pair of fangs, would you wear them?

LOL no I would most definately not - I think if you need "props" to boost your sex life you must be a bad root! Thats just my opinion :)

[Anahera]

There's a girl on the forums!! :wackit:

OK now we've got that out of the way, fuck you guys date some freaks.

Yes believe it :) LOL we are a few and far between here, Antilag is a sausage fest! :)

[Sebdullah]

you go alright for a roller blading weird pingpingpingping who jerks off into socks

DAMMIT KIM!!!!!!
my secret is out now

[[RX2]]

LOL not the person you are thinking about - thats a whole other story!! :)
The story I was on about was when I was 21. And his name starts with an S not a P. :)

W O W you havent had a good run ! until now i hope :)

[Anahera]

Haha I know right!!

But its like they say you have to sift through the bullshit to really appreciate the good ones :)

Now is all good Adrian is awes :)

[AGIT8D]

Simply touching story :)

[mitchy]

Simply touching story :)

touching? keen!

[kurbn]

Tell you what gives me the shits, and has happened on a few occasions..

few years ago me and some mates were coming back from leedy and stopped next to this lancer at the lights full of chicks returing from the same place by the looks. They start waving and talking to us through the window and the chick in the back seat goes "I will give you my number". So she is yelling out her number whilst we are driving along side.. a mate puts it in his phone and calls her around lunch time the next day..

"Sorry I allready have a boyfriend"

why the fuck do chicks give out their number when they have a boyfriend, even worse when they make an effort to talk to you in a club or what not and flirt there shit and your thinking "yeh sweet, she's keen as", you buy them a few drinks and then they say.. sorry I allready have a bf, when you give them your number..

it really is effortless in the club scene for chicks.. free drinks, easy entry..

Guys - your hairs not right, your pants are not the right shade of black, bla bla bla.. step out of line

[DanWA]

its like the lock and key story mate...

they've all been around just keep it on the down low.

[dmwill]

"Sorry I allready have a boyfriend"



If that happens.....tell them you have a Goldfish.

They will generally respond with something along the lines of "WTF?"

Then tell them you thought you were both talking about insignificant things.

[shifted]

Why would you buy a random chick a drink in a club...

lol

Fuck that! :p

[Phyber]

edit...must refresh page before posting.

[2jzlux]

Why would you buy a random chick a drink in a club...

lol

Fuck that! :p

How else will she get her dose of rohypnol??

[Phyber]

motherfucker!

lol. sorry.

[Lasoya]

ummm.... this aint spotted thread

EDIT: zzz ^^ deleted pics

[SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS]

Some killa stories here.

Fuck i must be lucky, my missus is a good Church going Christian ;)

[XF Falcon]

LOL steve

[Tocchi]

Other than Ryan. He loves ranga's of all sorts, but mostly he loves them in the mouth at kings park infront of his mates.

mostly rank feral ones :)

[mitchy]

If that happens.....tell them you have a Goldfish.

They will generally respond with something along the lines of "WTF?"

Then tell them you thought you were both talking about insignificant things.

LOL... i like that one!

[fsbk]

Tell you what gives me the shits, and has happened on a few occasions..

few years ago me and some mates were coming back from leedy and stopped next to this lancer at the lights full of chicks returing from the same place by the looks. They start waving and talking to us through the window and the chick in the back seat goes "I will give you my number". So she is yelling out her number whilst we are driving along side.. a mate puts it in his phone and calls her around lunch time the next day..

"Sorry I allready have a boyfriend"

why the fuck do chicks give out their number when they have a boyfriend, even worse when they make an effort to talk to you in a club or what not and flirt there shit and your thinking "yeh sweet, she's keen as", you buy them a few drinks and then they say.. sorry I allready have a bf, when you give them your number..

it really is effortless in the club scene for chicks.. free drinks, easy entry..

Guys - your hairs not right, your pants are not the right shade of black, bla bla bla.. step out of line

http://i.imgur.com/f84tw.jpg

[XF Falcon]

lol great read :D

[Skitzo]

Some killa stories here.

Fuck i must be lucky, my missus is a good Church going Christian ;)

so she is very sexual than.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

why must you torment me.

[shifted]

Private school girls are the bomb... crazy in bed too.

[TJ]

.

Guys - your hairs not right, your pants are not the right shade of black, bla bla bla.. step out of line


Just bust out an epic penji mixer handshake, good to go!


/end self hack

[Niva]

so does this penji special have a back hand variant or what. coz i just found shes a christian

[_S9_]

Hmmmm, if I have to give a yes no answer it would be no. But certain mates thought she had a nice rack, certain girl friends said they were jealous over her body :S When I first met her she coudln't put more than 2 words together in a sentence.

It was definetly a learning experience

I thought she looked/acted pretty sane the few times I met her - never knew she was a psycho until you said to us "Its better if you remove her from facebook" hahaha

[Ryan1080]

LOL no I would most definately not - I think if you need "props" to boost your sex life you must be a bad root! Thats just my opinion :)

Oh snap!!! LOL!

[_S9_]

I once dated a girl who was a possessive and extremely jealous.

Could never handle me talking to another girl without thinking there was something going on. Would stalk me on Facebook, get pissed off when I made comments on other peoples photos, etc. Glad thats over.


Kinda reminds me of another ex that would drive by my house to see who's car was out the front, take photos with her phone, then next time she comes over shows me the photos and asks "Oh whos car is this huh? I drove by your place the other day when i went to (insert lame reason here)"

WTF? Probably a neighbours car, it IS street-parking!

Then she would get pissed off when I wouldn't buy her a drink while we were out, she would just up and leave 2mins later, gone, vanished, to be seen a week later "Oh hai how you going sup?" WTF!

[RELEASE]

Fuck i must be lucky, my missus is a good Church going Christian ;):lol: yeah just like my ex and her parents were good church going christians involved heavily in the church...didnt stop the whore trying to trap me by having a kid:hammer:

MOST women are evil or whores.....glad i finally found a normal good girl thats old fashioned

[Phyber]

Old fashioned beats them all. Non jealous also.


That ex of mine used to do shit like ask "do you think she is hotter than me?" when over at friends houses. There is no safe way out of that question, when YES, she is hotter than you for christs sake. Had to do the old lie to her face "nah no way" and reassure her blah blah...fuck! Always gotta be on your toes with girls like that >_<

I certainly appreciate what I have now though so I'd count it as a positive experience as I'm sure many of you do/will.

[TJ]

www.bride.ru

problems solved

[Ryan1080]

Old fashioned beats them all. Non jealous also.


That ex of mine used to do shit like ask "do you think she is hotter than me?" when over at friends houses. There is no safe way out of that question, when YES, she is hotter than you for christs sake. Had to do the old lie to her face "nah no way" and reassure her blah blah...fuck! Always gotta be on your toes with girls like that >_<

I certainly appreciate what I have now though so I'd count it as a positive experience as I'm sure many of you do/will.

It's very interesting how a lot of chicks are different. But I suppose it also comes down to trust. If they don't trust you, they will be jealous. From the very beginning of our relationship, mine actually pointed them out to me. "Check out that chick", or "Look, she's got a nice rack". Over short period of time it got to a stage (and currently still is) where I'm the one pointing that out to her lol. Even say shit to her like "check out her tits, so nice, I'd hit it!" in a non serious manner, well, if I was single I'd hit it. Not while in a relationship. She never gets angry at that, just laughs it off. She knows I won't so why get aggro. As long as you don't overdo it to much or say it to hurt her, not a problem.

Having said that, she might be good in that dept, but crappy/bit psycho in others, so she's not an angel haha.

[INSINR8R]

:lol: yeah just like my ex and her parents were good church going christians involved heavily in the church...didnt stop the whore trying to trap me by having a kid:hammer:

MOST women are evil or whores.....glad i finally found a normal good girl thats old fashioned

Confirm/Deny - You drugged her, brainwashed her and told her that you were her boyfriend :lol:

[INSINR8R]

Old fashioned beats them all. Non jealous also.


That ex of mine used to do shit like ask "do you think she is hotter than me?" when over at friends houses. There is no safe way out of that question, when YES, she is hotter than you for christs sake. Had to do the old lie to her face "nah no way" and reassure her blah blah...fuck! Always gotta be on your toes with girls like that >_<

I certainly appreciate what I have now though so I'd count it as a positive experience as I'm sure many of you do/will.

Just say yes. It's funnier that way.

[Ryan1080]

Just say yes. It's funnier that way.

LOL! Might as well. The chick's obviously feeling insecure about herself to ask that question in the first place.

Here's a fact of life lady... no matter what, there's always gonna be someone out there who is smarter, better looking, richer etc. than you. Get used to it woman! :fart:

[RELEASE]

Confirm/Deny - You drugged her, brainwashed her and told her that you were her boyfriend :lol:DENY...
was opposite..
she drugged, brainwashed, lied and trapped.......i have some interesting little tricks up my sleeve for the centrelink raping whore involving getting my newborn son back soon :werd:

[hostage_85]

:lol: yeah just like my ex and her parents were good church going christians involved heavily in the church...didnt stop the whore trying to trap me by having a kid:hammer:

MOST women are evil or whores.....glad i finally found a normal good girl thats old fashioned

^^ Oh so true... My Ex went to Catholic School, her mum used to get upset if i didnt go to Easter/Christmas Mass with them etc...

Didnt stop her from having a kid with me, sleeping around with 100's of other guys while we were dating etc...

[kurbn]

it all happens for a reason man, you never would of met Mandy if you two didnt split up at the time that you did.. very much the same with me, if Leah didnt give me the shits I wouldnt of met Ali that week later.

[DRKWRX]

I told you she was a slut even though it didnt go down well its was the truth :lol:

[hostage_85]

Oh yeh... tis all good now lol...

Will... the words "Shes A Slut Dude" don't go down to well when your dating her lol... I couldn't give a toss what anyone says now ROFL!!!

[Caris_SS]

haha u guys r pretty funi & i agree from a 20yo girls point of view..

I know a lot of phsyco girls, hence y i will only hang out with guys now. I have a friend who wont let her man out of the door without knowing what hes doing, hes not aloud to go to the strippers, talk to other girls on facebook or even have girls numbers in his phone (so he changed them all to similar guys names) lol.. If shes doesnt wana go somewhere, shes all of a sudden not feeling well so they dont go. When she has alcohol in her system its even worse coz she thinks everyones trying to get with him & she ALWAYS starts fights with him (i think i have seen them break up over 100 times now lol).. I cant really blame it all on her tho coz they did get engaged when they were 16 & 19 so he kinda encouraged her to stick around.

Im the same as the above example (BORGZ can vouch for this lol), i always point out the hot chicks to him & the ones with nice racks lol.. he always has his smartass comment to go with it aswel but i know hes not serious lol.. I think girls who go nuts about that kinda thing are too self consious (sorry cant spell) about themselves & may be a little phsyco lol..

There are still some down to earth girls out there, u just gota keep looking til u find one :)

Thanks for reading my rant lol (sorry) lol

[Darklove]

haha u guys r pretty funi & i agree from a 20yo girls point of view..



nude pics??

[Caris_SS]

nude pics??

haha nah buddy.. trust me u dont wana c it.. plus i dont think BORGZ would be to happy either haha

[TJ]

Why would the guy stay with her is shes a control freak ?

I wouldnt feel sorry for him at all if he chooses to be whipped

[Caris_SS]

Why would the guy stay with her is shes a control freak ?

I wouldnt feel sorry for him at all if he chooses to be whipped

Your guess is as good as mine lol.. i agree tho its his own fault, he got engaged to her haha

[Kye]

haha nah buddy.. trust me u dont wana c it.. plus i dont think BORGZ would be to happy either haha

BORGZ, post nudes of this chick or GTFO

[stumps.]

lol it never gets old... nude away

[yeahlow34]

haha nah buddy.. trust me u dont wana c it..

PM me nudes.

I'll advise whether you are worthy.

[Ryan1080]

+1 for nudes :D

[INSINR8R]

BORGZ, post nudes of this chick or GTFO

+2

Or forcefully removed :D

[Jumanji]

Why would the guy stay with her is shes a control freak ?

I wouldnt feel sorry for him at all if he chooses to be whipped

free and regular pussy thats why lol

[Caris_SS]

haha sorry guys i dont wana.. lol, please dont blame BORGZ lol

[TJ]

free and regular pussy thats why lol

Well its not free if it results in your soul being taken

[Jumanji]

Bang sister.

+1

or both at the same time, either works. lol


TJ i mean RJ - Meh pussy's pussy but for the chick we are talking about id want the seas to roar and the mountains to crumble for that head fuck.
this is him with his missus behind him quite apt i think :idb:

INSINR8R - Its not going to happen. :)