Official Antilag Awards 2009

[Joe]

Hi everyone,

So 2009 has rolled to an end, and we're now well into 2010.. so its time to have a think and post up the moments of 2009 that deserve the official Antilag stamp of approval!

Category suggestions.. come up with your own if you think of a good one!!

Spotted thread whore

The "I used to have a performance car" award: TJ

Biggest Muppet: Wuked

Biggest attention whore:
Tocchi's ex-mrs
Damo/Marbles/Brockas ex Miss_MR2

Biggest Haters: Kyebidz and Nemi

Longest Turbo Conversion: Cplagz... 3 years in a row!!!

Crack-pipe sale of the year

The TJ award (aka, wildest claim)

Most engine builds in a year: joshg123

Best post: Kye's GT51R vs Antilag youtube video http://www.youtube.com/v/eWSkd214_ek&hl=en_GB&fs=1&

Best Thread: http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=32898

Best Signature

Most cars purchased/sold in a year: BLAAA, with a number of them due to an ex-gf influencing him to buy Nissan shittrs.

Best Ownage: TJ'S FACE FIRE

Best Burnout: Steve Jones, MV09, R34 GTR.
Runners Up:
Damo at Lukian's going away party
Jimmahs skid to park Mv09
Delucas skid in supra while he wasnt in the car MV09

We're putting Gerrin's kids through college award: Tocchi

Best For Sale Thread: http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29491

Gayest Pose of the Year (photo): Kye & Chris Rodgers http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/n704208956_2009067_2327.jpg
Runner Up: ttomred4000's Triple-D cruise photoshoot http://i27.tinypic.com/5xlv78.jpg

People that shouldnt have money to spend on cars award: Tocchi.. winner of this award 2 years in a row!

Coming out of the Closet posts: Denver Parker aka "i dobbed in a guy for doing a skid"

Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award: Tyson, specifically, all the demonstrator models that he sells :D

Deep throat award (biggest suck-up)

I've fucked your girlfriend award: (sponsored by Jims Mowing) - Josh & Jazza

Caged by spouse award

In Denial award: Lonewolf, with his 14-second money pit :D

Who Fucked The Ginge This Year Award: http://antilag.com/forums/memberlist.php

"Your Fuckin Mate" award:
Brockas & Adrian http://i37.tinypic.com/209m6bs.jpg
Runner up, Bart & Adrian http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/6821_167166097151_713242151_3675642.jpg

"Fuck, What A Great Idea!!" award: Joe, Triple-D Cruise Bombing.. http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31497&page=2

[stumps.]

Biggest Muppet - Wuked
Most cars purchased/sold in a year - Blaa
Gayest Pose of the Year (photo) - Kye and Ryan?
Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award - Blaa

[TJ]

The "I used to have a performance car" award


Including the no license remix, ill take it.

[DISTRBD]

Should be " Who Didnt Fuck The Ginge This Year Award "


Best thread - Joes Melbourne cup thread


Longest turbo conversion - Agland should be exempt from this , cant win it 3yrs in a row :shake:

[TJ]

Best thread

Melbourne cup

[Milhouse]

People that shouldnt have money to spend on cars award

Tocchi.

[1JZNOSHIT]

Best Burnout - Steve Jones, Motorvation 2009, R34 GTR.

[Joe]

Best Burnout - Steve Jones, Motorvation 2009, R34 GTR.

Runner up : Damo, Lukian's going away party.

[TJ]

Antilag.com cruise 21 outside random pub half way to collie ;)

[DISTRBD]

Runner up : Damo, Lukian's going away party.

Jimmahs skid to park Mv09 be my choice for 2nd , or Delucas skid in supra while he wasnt in the car ( very impressive :P )

[1JZNOSHIT]

Coming out of the Closet posts - Didnt someone on here say they thought a girl was hot, but then discovered it was actually a guy?! INSINR8R i think?!

[TJ]

Coming out of the Closet posts

Denver Parker aka "i dobbed in a guy for doing a skid"

[Joe]

Coming out of the Closet posts - Didnt someone on here say they thought a girl was hot, but then discovered it was actually a guy?! INSINR8R i think?!

INSINR8R.. he won that in 08 :D

[Skitzo]

Best For Sale Thread:

http://www.antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29491

Gayest Pose of the Year (photo):

Mr Rodgers and Kye - Prety sure this was from 2009

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/n704208956_2009067_2327.jpg

In Denial award




Runner up : Damo, Lukian's going away party.

That was a V NAICE skid!

[Lonewolf]

Most engine builds in a year: Joshg123 , 2nd or 3rd motor?

In Denial award: Me, its a performance car, honest....

We're putting Gerrin's kids through college award: Tocchi again. Been on the flatbed more than a hooker.

Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award: Tyson. Seriously, would you? :D

Caged by spouse award: Joe + Mandee. Sorry dude. haha

[YOUR MATE]

Biggest attention whore: Tocchi's ex mrs that came on here thinking she's popular.

[Joe]

Best Ownage: TJ'S FACE FIRE.. I dont think anything tops that.

[esky]

Post of year:

Kye's youtube gt51r vs Antilag. I cant find the thread but still pretty sure this was 2009
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Best YFM moment award:

http://i37.tinypic.com/209m6bs.jpg

[Milhouse]

Most engine builds in a year: Joshg123 , 2nd or 3rd motor?

He built the motor, had it dynoed, wasnt happy with it, stripped it down and started again for no reason

Id nominate him for the "building a racecar for the year 2020"

[DISTRBD]

Post of year:
Best YFM moment award:

http://i37.tinypic.com/209m6bs.jpg




:lol: :lol: :lol:

[RMX]

Post of year:

Kye's youtube gt51r vs Antilag. I cant find the thread but still pretty sure this was 2009
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Oh fuck I'd forgot how funny that was!:lol:
THIS MUST WIN SOMETHING!

[mys1]

Salesman i wouldnt buy a car off award: Tyson. Seriously, would you? :D


Dont sell cars anymore Champ ;)


Best Ownage: TJ'S FACE FIRE.. I dont think anything tops that.

Do I get something for smaking him in the face?

[TJ]

Best Ownage: TJ'S FACE FIRE.. I dont think anything tops that.

Its not an ownage if you do it to yourself.

[Joe]

LOL, well what would you call it then? :D

[INSINR8R]

Coming out of the Closet posts - Didnt someone on here say they thought a girl was hot, but then discovered it was actually a guy?! INSINR8R i think?!

Already been done, still have that shiny imaginary trophy in my room.

[TJ]

LOL, well what would you call it then? :D

nothing you can make into an award

:D

[Skitzo]

LOL, well what would you call it then? :D

Best Burn of 2009. Means the same thing, but the wording is so much better.

[mys1]

Its not an ownage if you do it to yourself.

Tj, It was clearly a combined effort of peer pressure that owned you!

[Kye]

I've fucked your girlfriend award: (sponsored by Jims Mowing) - Josh & Jazza

[TJ]

Best Burn of 2009. Means the same thing, but the wording is so much better.

Yup, ill pay that. Consider it done

[Uncle Mick]

Best Burnout Deans F6

[wadragracing]

Honourable mention to triple d for gayest pose? Pics of albany cruise or something like that from memory....

[YOUR MATE]

Best idea of the year: Joe for his organisation of this http://antilag.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31497&page=2

[Joe]

LOL!!

Gayest Pose: Derm's nut sack photo http://i27.tinypic.com/5xlv78.jpg

[Tocchi]

Crack-pipe sale of the year -- $8k FR19s

burnout award - micksta's heli's at swan valley truck stop

[mys1]

Crack-pipe sale of the year -- $8k FR19s

burnout award - micksta's heli's at swan valley truck stop

You bought them though didnt you?

[Tocchi]

nah, ive had mine for ages, those were Holden PCD, i got a foulcoon

[esky]

FAIL

stereo was 2008

[Halle Terry]

Goodsport award? Tocchi, always getting grilled, even happy to grill himself.

[Susstt]

FAIL

stereo was 2008

bah should look at dates :\

[ben351]

Person fired from most jobs in a year - BLAAA

[Brett_J]

Goodsport award? Tocchi, always getting grilled, even happy to grill himself.


Marbles is the all time winner of that award, could actually be told he has aids (highly likely) and he'd still be smiling.

[Nemi]

failure to pass year 3 english -blaaaa
biggest know it all - saf
most dangerous heli - mick

[Brett_J]

failure to pass year 3 english -blaaaa


x2

I worked out how he types, stands about 6 foot away from keyboard, then runs at it screaming throwing hands around like a mad man bashing keys.

[Skitzo]

in Jared's defense though, he has made some quite literate posts of late.

[Brett_J]

in Jared's defense though, he has made some quite literate posts of late.

Megan doing the typing for him?

[Nemi]

in Jared's defense though, he has made some quite literate posts of late.

you clearly aren't on his msn list :P

[Evilteddy]

x2

I worked out how he types, stands about 6 foot away from keyboard, then runs at it screaming throwing hands around like a mad man bashing keys.

Unless the post is in regards to Star Trek / Star Wars... then his posts are 100% correct, right down to the punctuation.

Everything else is belted CAPS LOCK and MASH MASH MASH

[miksta]

burnout award - micksta's heli's at swan valley truck stop

Much <3

[Slip_]

Hater of the year? - kyebidz

[Kye]

You better believe

[cplagz]

Best usage of "industrial solder" - Brockas Sump.

[DISTRBD]

Colgate award - Brockas

[SimonR32]

Marbles is the all time winner of that award, could actually be told he has aids (highly likely) and he'd still be smiling.


awwww thanks brett

[Miggy]

Over all winner of 2009 = Joe!

[31-EVO]

Hater of the year? - kyebidz

Nemi is deinfately up in that area also, some of the shit he says, well it's brutal. If you have feelings anyway.

[YOUR MATE]

Both of them only tend to bust it out on deserving recipients though, not hating on people as much as telling it how it is.

[AGIT8D]

Hater of the year? - kyebidz

Small man syndrome :)

[Niva]

Both of them only tend to bust it out on deserving recipients though, not hating on people as much as telling it how it is.

you just made the list :lol:

[mitchy]

Post of year:

Kye's youtube gt51r vs Antilag. I cant find the thread but still pretty sure this was 2009

Best YFM moment award:

biddles definately takes post award.

runner up for YFM....

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/6821_167166097151_713242151_3675642.jpg

[Nemi]

I <3 you guys :)

[cplagz]

Token Asian Award - Damo.
Token Negro Award - Lukian.

haha

[DISTRBD]

:)



runner up for YFM....

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/6821_167166097151_713242151_3675642.jpg

[kurbn]

Best Overall Import - Hui? the guy with the Black 34 GTR or bobo's 34 GTR

Best Overall Euro -

Best Overall Muscle - vsclubby_678 - that black clubby with the crazy engine bay!

[DISTRBD]

How about we do the " Crazy Carlo Award "

My votes BLAAAA , filming the tojo running with rod out then continue to drive for 80ks untill it stopped

[e30_power]

Small man syndrome :)

damn I thought I would win that one hands down :( devo!

[mitchy]

most power/least skids ratio

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll145/mitchyvr4/20260_233721786579_665691579_380138.jpg

[Milhouse]

LOL

Could have been a tie with me and joe, except he clutched kicked 1st gear and dug 4 trenches into the motorplex's lawn :(

[TJ]

mitchy that is actually the first ever antilag.com lifetime achievement award

[Joe]

LOL

Could have been a tie with me and joe, except he clutched kicked 1st gear and dug 4 trenches into the motorplex's lawn :(

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh me dak dak, she turns a tyre (or 4) on wet grass :D

[Milhouse]

hahah true tj, i did get voted "antilags safest driver" a few years back...

[JBAE]

fcuk didnt have that many cars last year lol

WRX
CORONA
SIGMA
CRESSY
33
32
31

[ossie_21]

That dude outside Cott for Balls Of Steel award? :lol:

[TJ]

i won that in 2006!

[joshg123]

hey im only on my 2nd engine

[Sebdullah]

fcuk didnt have that many cars last year lol

WRX
CORONA
SIGMA
CRESSY
33
32
31

Fuck off u didn't own a 31 last year