Veyron's can't swim...

[Volatile Rob]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/970912/man-drives-2-5m-supercar-into-lake

[Jaak]

What a fucking idiot

[e30_power]

doesnt deserve a car as such.. should invest in something else

[monk_13]

Oops

[TJ]

70cm of water does not submerge a car.

[Brockas]

He later told salvage experts that the hand-made 736kW engine gurgled like an outboard engine for about 15 minutes before dying.

It didn't occur to the muppet in those 15mins to turn it off?

[flamo_damo]

What an idiot

[Lonewolf]

70cm of water does not submerge a car.

agreed, but they are only 115cm tall, so its still farked

[TJ]

It didn't occur to the muppet in those 15mins to turn it off?

Was busy fighting the raging flood waters! 70cm man!

[Ryan1080]

Proves even retards can be rich...

[DRKWRX]

probaly have been better leaving it running if it kept running lol, big fail anyways!

[e30_power]

Was busy fighting the raging flood waters! 70cm man!

70cm would drown us smaller people :(

[POTTER]

probaly have been better leaving it running if it kept running lol, big fail anyways!

was fucked anyway may as well put foot to the floor for some expensive 4 wheel driving

[Torquen]

70cm would drown Kye :(

...

[JME]

What a sickhunt, come up with the swooping pelican story, and laff about it idling in the water for 15 minutes. Insurance payout and get another one. He's that rich, like he honestly gives a fcuk???!!!

[Joe]

Was he black? Do you ever see nigga's rappin about swimming? Thats cos they can't swim.

It's never "this is how we swim" or "this is how we perambulate through the water"... its always "this is how we roll" or "we bang bitches and pop caps in niggas", or "drinkin petron and hennessy whilst straight ballin, motherfucker"... never rap about swimming.

In fact, I've never ever met one black person whilst sailing.

[JME]

I suppose the olympics prove your theory guiseppe!

[Lonewolf]

ironically, a large proportion of african american people cant float due to negative buoyancy

[ho57ile]

despite a V16 engine with quad turbochargers driving all four wheels — was unable to regain control of the vehicle before it hit a patch of mud and skidded into the lake.

Because everyone knows its easier to regain control of a car spinning out when it has 16 cylinders and 4 turbos......

[adrenalin]

Was he black? Do you ever see nigga's rappin about swimming? Thats cos they can't swim.

It's never "this is how we swim" or "this is how we perambulate through the water"... its always "this is how we roll" or "we bang bitches and pop caps in niggas", or "drinkin petron and hennessy whilst straight ballin, motherfucker"... never rap about swimming.

In fact, I've never ever met one black person whilst sailing.

Obviously dont sail off the coast of Africa

Bangs pirate crew hang out there

[Passage GT]

hahaha joe
funny shit

[kiasu]

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/11/12/PH2009111211250.jpg

[RICEY]

ironically, a large proportion of african american people cant float due to negative buoyancy

Hard to float holding a 50" plasma TV

[RGVFAST]

the wing up means he was stomping it ?

what speed do they retract?

[Tre-Cool]

does anyone else think of the cannonball ferarri scene when they see this car in the water.

although a failed attempt. lol

[Nic_A31]

the wing up means he was stomping it ?

what speed do they retract?

I was curious, so I just watched the Top Gear video of their top speed run:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1t6S737Cs

Up by default, OR insert a key and they go down and the whole car lowers and then the spoiler raises on braking.

Either way - that guy IS a typical rich American.

[cplagz]

or maybe the problem is he is no longer a rich american, hence why he thought to see if the car could swim.

[[FFOUR]]

or maybe the problem is he is no longer a rich american, hence why he thought to see if the car could swim.

and letting the engine run in salt water for 15mins would only help the cause ;)

[cplagz]

;541145']and letting the engine run in salt water for 15mins would only help the cause ;)

My thoughts exactly.

[duste]

And despite the stratospheric price tag, the Veyron actually loses money with every sale: the development program was so expensive that a break-even price would be closer to $4 million.

Really? Didn't know that...

[TJ]

Im not entirely sure how the engine was making gargling sounds when the intake its from the top of the roof.

Car probably needs a serious clean out and check over, but probably isnt a write off.

[upgarage]

Texan businessman
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rich-texan-the-simpsons-200x146.jpg
same same

[coFF33]

annnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddddddddd cue video:

http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-actually-crashing-into-Texas-lake

[31-EVO]

'Pretty sure it's a lambo dude'

Pretty sure you should know what car it is if one day you wish to own one.

Either way, the video is comical, The pelican he apparently hit seems to have eaten a big bag of dicks as it leaves the rear of the car in many bits

[Volatile Rob]

annnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddddddddd cue video:

http://jalopnik.com/5404403/exclusive-video-of-bugatti-veyron-actually-crashing-into-Texas-lake

Post of the year^^^


Towing the car out of the lake

http://jalopnik.com/5403061/16-million-bugatti-veyron-crashes-into-texas-lake?autoplay=true

[MikeS14]

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

[DrNick]

Post of the year^^^


Towing the car out of the lake

http://jalopnik.com/5403061/16-million-bugatti-veyron-crashes-into-texas-lake?autoplay=true

i wonder why the back wheels arent turning as he tows it. something funny with the driveline or just left the handbrake on?

[31-EVO]

Probably in park, or chain around the drive shaft haha
Skull drag the fuck out of it

[Sebdullah]

nope chain around rims :eek2:

[AndrZeJ]

70cm would drown us smaller people :(



RIP LNYMRKO

[TJ]

RIP LNYMRKO

hahhahahahahaha

[kiasu]

@B3ND3R: Yeah, there's a huge conspiracy going on between the Facebook video kids and the rich Veyron driver. Turns out, the kids are actually CIA moles working with the owner of the Veyron, a prominent Swedish mobster going by the name "Dietrich," in an attempt to bring down Jalopnik, because Ray Wert knows too much about the Kennedy assassination

tinfoil hats

[Mad_Aussie]

That video is fucking awesome. He'll end up on Top Gear for sure

[Niva]

so who was on the nole?

[Gezza1]

This guy is a star he is now on every forum around the world no doubt!!!

[Lonewolf]

awesome work on the vid.
Wonder if he is doing the dodgy with the insurance company.
eg. accident in car, gets cash, buys back cheap and gets to do the repairs himself?

[Autopilot]

We've finally put one and one together. Andy House not only crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a lake, he also owns the now-repaired Eddie Griffin-crashed Ferrari Enzo!
pingpingpingping!

[pgc]

Obviously Mr House never knew someone was videoing him.

Bad luck for you, sir.

[S133LTR]

Bad luck alright.. what are the odds someone passing on another road wouldve been filming it at that exact moment??

[Brockas]

Bad luck alright.. what are the odds someone passing on another road wouldve been filming it at that exact moment??

If you're driving a Veyron around, probably pretty likely.

[family guy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcIhqO6G9Y:lol:

[family guy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcIhqO6G9Y


or try this

[lee3671987]

wonder wats gonna happend to the car :(

the chasis looks fine.....jus needs a new engine
time for 2jznoshit!

[phwoar]

Supposed video of Veyron hitting the drink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uuPf8QII9w&feature=related

[shibby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLtQgYotCn4

[Ryan1080]

Insurance pictures:

http://www.orsm.net/text/bugatti_veyron_crashes_into_lake.php

NSFW SITE BTW!

[shifted]

Car just looks sad, looks like they are putting it back together though?

[Jumanji]

that is one epic F**k up.

[V70R]

I wish the number of P plate drivers on their phones sending texts on the freeway would do the same