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coFF33
21-07-2009, 08:29 AM
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25811723-2702,00.html


"He must have put petrol on his face, then the policeman shot him with the Taser, that's when the flames happened," she said.




now

that

is

fucking

hillarious

Tocchi
21-07-2009, 08:30 AM
YESSS !!!!

easytiger
21-07-2009, 08:35 AM
haha face tazered

coFF33
21-07-2009, 08:35 AM
more info :

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25812982-421,00.html

[FFOUR]
21-07-2009, 08:37 AM
That makes me very happy.

Denver
21-07-2009, 08:42 AM
Tj's native brother?

MISS 13B
21-07-2009, 08:43 AM
Hahahaha that is fucking awesome.

stumps.
21-07-2009, 08:46 AM
holy shit.

While the officer helped the man, it is alleged an 18-year-old female threw rocks at his head.

It is comedy at its best

Joe
21-07-2009, 08:47 AM
YES!

Ben Wha
21-07-2009, 08:57 AM
Absolutely lost it laughing when I heard this on the radio.

adrenalin
21-07-2009, 09:05 AM
Fuckwit deserved it.

Too bad more of those useless retards dont catch fire. Might wake them up to stop doing it and go get a job.

( can only dream )

Roobiks
21-07-2009, 09:08 AM
OMG! YES! hahahahaha soo awesome.

[RX2]
21-07-2009, 09:44 AM
ahahahahhaha
on fire more than TJ was ?

ReaperSS
21-07-2009, 09:52 AM
Wish there was vid of this

Halle Terry
21-07-2009, 10:14 AM
This story warms my heart, it should be told as part of Primary school curriculum.

Brockas
21-07-2009, 10:24 AM
YESSSS!!!!!


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/Brockas/ammo/Face-fire-1.jpg

adrenalin
21-07-2009, 10:26 AM
lol !

magic1
21-07-2009, 10:35 AM
tyson looks like a coon tooo! hahahahaha

Mad_Aussie
21-07-2009, 10:51 AM
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck me tho, if i was trying to help someone and their mate was pelting me with rocks, i'd be unloading the 9mm on them

titmeat
21-07-2009, 10:54 AM
tasered in the nose hahaha

ReaperSS
21-07-2009, 10:58 AM
tasered in the nose hahaha

They cant really miss lol

flamo_damo
21-07-2009, 11:11 AM
Wish there was vid of this

Yeah that would have been nice haha

Slip_
21-07-2009, 11:16 AM
He eventually decided to leave and went to the front of the house with a lighter and a two-litre orange juice container full of petrol, she said.

Sounds like if the coppers waited a couple of mins he wouldve done it for them?

Bomb33
21-07-2009, 11:18 AM
another hero cop story, the media are all over it when the cops do good shit these days.

Joe
21-07-2009, 11:19 AM
Imagine the smell..

Boongs smell bad at the best of times, let alone when they're roasting in their own petrol vapours.

Mad_Aussie
21-07-2009, 11:22 AM
I would imagine he has huge internal lung and throat burns. Won't be screaming blue murder at anyone for a good long while

Butcher
21-07-2009, 11:48 AM
Thats because he will be laughing so hard about the settlement hes going to get

mr_mike
21-07-2009, 03:52 PM
yeh i had a chuckle when i heard this on the radio this mornin. Then this avo some advocate for abo legal service or some do gooder bullshit was interviewed sayin cops shouldnt be allowed to use tazers or at least stop using them on aborginals.

xr06t
21-07-2009, 03:54 PM
yea, its obvious the problem here is the tazer, not the petrol tank attacked to the fuckheads face all day......

Kye
21-07-2009, 03:55 PM
As cops said in the article i read today... it was either the tazor or the gun.

So I agree, don't use tazors on the natives.

iluv2moan
21-07-2009, 03:57 PM
what were the cops thinkign aiming for the head? could have been nasty if the taser hit his eye

Joe
21-07-2009, 03:58 PM
what were the cops thinkign aiming for the head?

I'd be questioning them if they didn't aim for the head.

Niksmo
21-07-2009, 04:14 PM
i nearly crashed from laughing when i heard this on the radio and what was that abo lawer or what ever saying? dont tazer boongs, ok we'll shoot them instead.

Jordans15
21-07-2009, 04:19 PM
haha HEY DTHEREEEEEE U WHITE PIG ILL SPLASH WIT FUEL ZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP THAT B MY MAN U WHITE PIG (rock 2 the head) haha GOLD

TJ
21-07-2009, 04:21 PM
LOL your summary of incident is most humourous!

Lonewolf
21-07-2009, 04:22 PM
sounds like something out of GTA...

Taser someone and they catch on fire.

Much hilarity!

Bakerboy
21-07-2009, 04:26 PM
hahah lol

ossie_21
21-07-2009, 04:33 PM
This one of those things you think you could only imagine...then when it happens, is that fucking funny you feel like you're going to implode


fucking lol, I would have payed good money just to see that happen

Lonewolf
21-07-2009, 04:37 PM
Abo spokesman:
Mr Eggington said he had concerns about the safe use of Tasers on Aboriginal people, many of whom were vulnerable because they had serious medical conditions.

``When you couple that fact with the reality that our people are overpoliced and disproportionately imprisoned, there is clearly an increased risk of serious harm or death by taser to somebody who is already in a poor state of health.''

Medical conditions, well, sniffing petrol certainly helps those with medical conditions.
Disproportionately imprisoned, well, stop doing crime and that might change?

Fucking stupid shit.
Good on the commissioner telling them to get fucked and keep doing what they are doing.

The copper puts the flames out, burns his hands, and cops a rock to the head for helping him out. Should have let the fucker burn.

fourseven
21-07-2009, 04:56 PM
I lived a number of doors down from Dennis Eggington in Mirrabooka when I was in my teens unna!

Interesting to note, his son Sorgy, bashed and raped a 70 year old grandmother years ago and now holds a senior position within the ALS. I can't remember the number of Friday and Saturday nights where cops were rocking up at his house because he was beating the shit out of his wife, Sorgy was beating the shit out of his pregnant girlfriend, or they had the mob visiting all punching on together. Dumb pingpingpingpings have a massive Aboriginal mural in their front yard.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=10+armata+walk,+mirrabooka&sll=-31.853612,115.862761&sspn=0.011701,0.025814&ie=UTF8&ll=-31.853429,115.862954&spn=0.011701,0.025814&z=16&iwloc=A&layer=c&cbll=-31.853616,115.862769&panoid=pxrKSKVAlmDqd6rM-lG2Hg&cbp=12,19.2,,0,5.41

Fucking maggots. The sooner they get rid of Dennis and the bullshit that is the ALS the better.

sdkh
21-07-2009, 04:58 PM
LOL your summary of incident is most humourous!

He is special....

I have spoken


<3 jordan :)

Jordans15
21-07-2009, 05:00 PM
He is special....

I have spoken


<3 jordan :)

stop guys iv gone all red (no i didnt get my faced zapped) LOL

MikeS14
21-07-2009, 05:14 PM
haha hash browns

Niksmo
21-07-2009, 05:41 PM
FUCK didnt know u can turn shit into hashbrowns

beefcake
21-07-2009, 06:22 PM
haha i started laughing when i heard it on the radio in a hippy shop today(was dragged in with missus:uhh: ) , the mole behind the counter said i was being disrespectful, i laughed again and tolled her to give me a answer on how to handle the situation, got fuck all after that :lol: Fucking hippies and abbos they both stink, think about it

R3N
21-07-2009, 06:58 PM
i wonder if the same thing would happen if we used our mobile phones near a boong

Niksmo
21-07-2009, 07:06 PM
i wonder if the same thing would happen if we used our mobile phones near a boong

something happens alright and it doesnt end well for you.

Roobiks
21-07-2009, 08:30 PM
You really gotta give props to the cop for not doing what everyone else would and pull out his gun and shoot the both of them on the spot.

I don't think I, or anyone else here, has the self control to not just shoot them and be done with it.

Pav
22-07-2009, 03:26 AM
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Well for me, that myth is busted!

iluv2moan
22-07-2009, 05:12 AM
sypthon filter - what an awesome game

Berny
22-07-2009, 07:24 AM
Shits me that the police are being harassed now saying that they shouldn't have used Tazers....

Maybe the coon shouldn't have ran towards them threatening to light them on fire.....

2LV8ETR
22-07-2009, 08:38 AM
You didn't run fast enough from the police man Gordon!

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00182/burnt_182643t.jpg

Jordans15
22-07-2009, 11:43 AM
hahaha still makes me crack up u can just picture this unfolding haha gold nigel got bit fried

Brockas
22-07-2009, 11:59 AM
LOL @ statement in the West Australian today:


Mr Mitchell's stepfather, Stewart Shaw, said yesterday: "They shouldn't have used the (Taser) gun. They should have talked to him."

Someone is running at you with petrol and a lighter.... talking to them probably isn't the first thing on your mind hahahaha

iluv2moan
22-07-2009, 12:02 PM
wouldnt get much sense outta a bong at best of time - let alone one thats been sniffing petrol all day

OnParole
22-07-2009, 12:08 PM
fuk shit woulda stunk!

TPG
22-07-2009, 12:26 PM
wouldnt get much sense outta a bong at best of time - let alone one thats been marinating in petrol all day

fixed.

Niksmo
22-07-2009, 12:31 PM
^^^ hahahahaha

DRKWRX
22-07-2009, 01:02 PM
highly doubt the taser lit him on fire, Bet he did it himself lol and cop was in the right protecting himself anyways.

Joe
22-07-2009, 01:41 PM
I'm now just waiting for all the backlash from the fuckin aboriginal do-gooders and sympathisers...

If they want someone to blame, blame the species Homo neanderthalensis who discovered fire 200,000 years ago... fire did what fire does, and burnt the shit out of a flammable object. Just in this situation, the flammable object was a petrol-sniffing boong.

I like to put a more positive spin on it. The way i see it, its like farmers back-burning in time for summer. If we can back-burn more coons, we'll have less crime by the time summer rolls around.

2LV8ETR
22-07-2009, 01:46 PM
http://pointdebasculecanada.ca/local/cache-vignettes/L480xH336/racist-dc793.jpg

Tocchi
22-07-2009, 01:56 PM
I like to put a more positive spin on it. The way i see it, its like farmers back-burning in time for summer. If we can back-burn more coons, we'll have less crime by the time summer rolls around.

+1

LOL! !!

Halle Terry
22-07-2009, 02:13 PM
I'm now just waiting for all the backlash from the fuckin aboriginal do-gooders and sympathisers...

If they want someone to blame, blame the species Homo neanderthalensis who discovered fire 200,000 years ago... fire did what fire does, and burnt the shit out of a flammable object. Just in this situation, the flammable object was a petrol-sniffing boong.

I like to put a more positive spin on it. The way i see it, its like farmers back-burning in time for summer. If we can back-burn more coons, we'll have less crime by the time summer rolls around.

You need to run for some sort of political position. I'd vote for you fo-sho.

duste
22-07-2009, 02:18 PM
I'm now just waiting for all the backlash from the fuckin aboriginal do-gooders and sympathisers...

If they want someone to blame, blame the species Homo neanderthalensis who discovered fire 200,000 years ago... fire did what fire does, and burnt the shit out of a flammable object. Just in this situation, the flammable object was a petrol-sniffing boong.

I like to put a more positive spin on it. The way i see it, its like farmers back-burning in time for summer. If we can back-burn more coons, we'll have less crime by the time summer rolls around.

Never fail to disappoint, do you? Haha.

2LV8ETR
22-07-2009, 05:21 PM
Three men are in a jail cell, discussing their crimes.
The first man asks the second man, "What are you in here for?".
Second man says "Armed robbery".
"What did you get?"
"12 years".
First man to third man, "What are you in for?"
"Murder".
"What did you get?"
"20 years".
Third man then asks the first man, "And what are you in for?"
"Burning Abos with petrol".
"What did you get?"
"Eight to the gallon".

to4garret
22-07-2009, 05:52 PM
boom tish

datsqik
22-07-2009, 07:24 PM
I know the rock ape that got fried, they call him road runner. Thats the funniest news I've heard for a long time.