TFLN

[Sebdullah]

Good for some lols

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[gav_wah]

very funny great find

so far these are my favs but im only on the second page so might be bettered soon....

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(818): She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

[stumps.]

Repost but still worthy

[yeahlow34]

This is the only thread I could find on TFLN, so apologies for old thread revival. But....I thought this may hold some significance for a certain antilag member...

(506): No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

[stumps.]

lol just seen that made me laugh

[DISTRBD]

Order him the T shirt :)

[Wrexter]

I fucking love this site, been on it for a while now.

I have it as an App for my iphone and have a read every night for a laugh.

[XF Falcon]

Saw this in Germany while I was there. Don't know Adrian personally otherwise I would have bought it as a gift for him lol

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/1986fordfalcon/misc-crap/P1040152.jpg

[LNYMRKO]

Best one ever..

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

[Alt_F4]

(510): i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me

:lol:

[MISS 13B]

^^HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant.

[carlos spicy wener]

this is gold haha.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

[Evolved]

(510): i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me

:lol:

HAHA wtf, classic

[OneJ]

Awesome.

[Torquen]

Some very funny posts on there.

[anton]

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

(718): Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.

[gav_wah]

Best one ever..

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"


thats gold

[mr_mike]

rather than repost i'll just ump the thread some fucking funny texts on there!

[schnoods]

"It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing."

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"(203):
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

(609):
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud"


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"Favorite
(201):
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

(908):
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

(201):
Tie"

[ttomred4000]

"(814):

dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
(808):

worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
(814):

nevermind....I'm on the way"

i lol'd