S13 Silvia URAS Rear Bar & SIde Skirts + SParco Fixed Back

[Skitzo]

Good Evening/Morning/Afternoon

Want to be cool like this guy?

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/JoshG.jpg

Want to to make G-Strings wet?
Want to score hot chicks?
Boy do i have the solution for you*. Get yourself some Genuine Uras N+ Rear Bar and Side Skirts (yes, the ones previously for sale). These bad boys have never been used and are in great condition.

Not only will they turn your piece of shit S13 Silvia from this:

http://digiads.com.au/carsales/used-cars/car_ad_photos/digiads_car_ads_122024_1.jpg

INTO THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FREAKING BAKED POTATOES BATMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.rhdjapan.com/images/product/56561/Image/Normal/Image.jpg

They will also get you laid by girls like this:

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/hot-chicks.jpg

Here are the actual items that may or may not help you become cool or wet g-stings.

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01260.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01261.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01262.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01263.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01265.jpg

http://daisi.altervista.org/_altervista_ht/fonzie.JPG

Being genuine and not shitty china spec copies they are:

1. Flexible
http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/flexible_girl.jpg

2. Stronger
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2-7AdSkZA7I/RhKJOvgnwcI/AAAAAAAAB9U/ZhPQzlenV9M/s400/female%20body%20builder%20,woman%20body%20builder, fitness%20woman%20,female%20fitness%20model%20.jpg

3. Good fitment

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2301/2416318575_b26cd5b858.jpg

thats right, it fits like a glove, f##k all modification is required. Cut down on prep time and installation. Save your cash rather than give it to the panel beater.

Rear Bar - $300
Side Skirts - $200

For a limited time only, if you buy both, for the once in a lifetime price of $400 I will throw in a pair of steak knives. These Knives will cut through your shoes. Can your knives do that?

so thats

Rear Bar - $300
Side Skirts - $200
Both - $400

Unbefreakingleivable!!!!!

Looking good and getting girls isnt your cup of tea. You prefer performance and comfort. You want something to give you support as you clutch second onto leach highway in the wet.

I just had a look under my bed and guess what I found. A genuine Sparco Fixed Back racing seat. Here it is:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01248.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/boostin2j/DSC01256.jpg

This baby comes with S13 rails aswell. So it simply bolts in. f##king WOOOOOO! If you put your hand into your pocket and pull out $250 its yours!

Location: Currambine
Contact: PM or 0403 825 713

cheers,

Jared (on behalf of Danoz Direct)

*There is no guarentee this item will score you hot chicks or make g-strings wet. Especially if you are unnatractive. In fact, i highly doubt it will achieve these things at all. If you truely want this then i suggest this

http://media.ziptied.com/members/files/39/Fullside2.jpg

[WRCjosh]

thats 1 reverse snap kick for this thread, and 1 for the same same... sommmeeebody gonna get a hurt reallll bad, SOMEbody!

[Skitzo]

haha. I was initially going to use a pic of paul. But i couldn't be bothered looking for one. Had yours in my photobucket account from the same same and thought, hey josh looks pretty cool there, excellent example.

Id like to think the use fo your picture is the reason behind selling all items (pending payment) allready. Or maybe it was because they were so cheap.

[Brockas]

Best For Sale thread ever.

[Skitzo]

Try telling silwa that. Thread was deleted and i was banned.

[Scaf]

Mate wants the seat. He will call you soon.

EDIT: sold, spewin..

[Alt_F4]

If you truely want this then i suggest this

http://media.ziptied.com/members/files/39/Fullside2.jpg

*** DISCLAIMER *** Does not work for gingers















...sorry Seb :lol:

[mitchsterbrau]

thanks for brightening up my day feller.
i was all stoked until i read the ginger bit,
now i cry. :(:(

[Joe]

Try telling silwa that. Thread was deleted and i was banned.

If you had put some rock or E's for sale along with your body kit and seat, would have been just fine.

[Skitzo]

It's funny you suggest that. I was going to, but then realised i would get bulk calls from people enquiring about said substances rather than the actual parts i was trying to sell.

[JME]

gold

[R3N]

that's not why you got banned from silwa jared, tell em the real reason

[Fryman]

i wish i could have a silvia, and a josh

[coFF33]

Awesome thread.

i wanna buy an S13 just to get those skirts / rear bar ... fuck... i think i got a spare $500 for one....

seriously tho.... Chair bottom mount or side?

[Kappo]

hahah sweet 100, and seat sold?

[Rich]

*** DISCLAIMER *** Does not work for gingers















...sorry Seb :lol:



bwahaha. seb wishes his chaser looks like that

great thread! antilag : silviawa not same

[hoony]

Try telling silwa that. Thread was deleted and i was banned.

you thought SWA was bad...

you don't know SAUWA... i got banned the day after i got un-banned because i put a thread of my car up for sale, got deleted without telling me why and then when i asked i got banned...

can't even read any messages because i'm banned i can't read it lol so shit

anything slightly off-topic anywhere = ban

anyway i'm interested in the seat... will you separate it from the rails?

[TJ]

Buy the seat and do it yourself?

Why was he really banned?

Its his dancing style aint it.

[hoony]

Buy the seat and do it yourself?

LOL sorry, i meant as in would he separate the rail from the seat for cheaper as i don't have an S13 and have no use for the rail

[Skitzo]

seat and rail is gone. was way tooo cheap. kicking myself now hahaah

enlighten us R3N. the mod that banned me told me it was for that thread.

[R3N]

seat and rail is gone. was way tooo cheap. kicking myself now hahaah

enlighten us R3N. the mod that banned me told me it was for that thread.

oh snap! you really got banned? i thought it was a gimmick to help you get the sale, you know... like the going out of business shit

[bodyboarding_bum]

Best for sale thread, ever. I knew something was missing from silWA haha, and it was you :P Banned? I got banned from facebook, does that count?

Have you still got those spacers Jared?

[Skitzo]

yeah kyle. banned because I put this for sale thead on silwa.

Which spacers are you talking about? I do have a set of 20mm bolt ons sitting at home. They were the ones that were on the car when had rim failure. Was due to previous owner running them as slip ons and i didnt know. One of them is kind of damaged due to trying to remove it form rotor. May still be usuable though, im not sure. your free to take if you want.

[Slip_]

LOL Strong form Brookas!

SilviaWa is possibly the most super gay place to spend time on the net... just saying.